Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more.
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny.
Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy.
The fraud of men was ever so
Since summer first was leafy.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey, nonny, nonny.
When, in disgrace with fortune and menβs eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state,
And trouble deaf heaven with my bootless cries,
And look upon myself and curse my fate,
Wishing me like to one more rich in hope,
Featured like him, like him with friends possessed,
Desiring this manβs art and that manβs scope,
With what I most enjoy contented least;
Yet in these thoughts myself almost despising,
Haply I think on thee, and then my state,
(Like to the lark at break of day arising
From sullen earth) sings hymns at heavenβs gate;
Β Β Β Β Β Β For thy sweet love remembered such wealth brings
Β Β Β Β Β Β That then I scorn to change my state with kings.
These are unpaid roles for credit only,Β in a free podcast production.
Send only your BEST takes of each line, one mp3 file per character. Audition for as many roles as you like! The filename should look like 'CHARACTER NAME_YOUR NAME.mp3'
If you have more than one audition (which is totally awesome and welcome) please zip them ALL in ONE folder.
If you have any questions, please send an email toΒ [email protected].
Send your mp3s toΒ [email protected]!
Deadline for auditions is **DECEMBER 18**
ROLES FOR ANY GENDER:
GOD: (any age, ageless?/any ethnicity/any accent/any gender)
God as head of a product development team that, frankly, relies on everyone else to come up with the ideas that they take credit for. Yes, theyβre all powerful and control all that is, was, or will be, but they really canβt be bothered with the day-to-day. Theyβre mercurial, up for experimentation, and surprisingly down-to-earth.
LINE 1: I need you to choose the one symbol that perfectly encapsulates everything good and right about humanity. Everything mankind learned as a species. Iβll give you -- a thousand years. Good luck!Β
LINE 2: STOP TALKING LIKE THAT OR I WILLΒ UNMAKE YOU.Β
LINE 3: Uh...how many of you feel this way? That the creativity stuff didnβt balance out the...the being sad all the time stuff?
ANGEL: (30s-50s/any ethnicity/any accent/any gender)
Blue-collar foreperson of a mining operation that would totally be in a unionβ¦ if there were still unions. Having toiled in the muck their entire life, their concern for their crew is matched only by the joy they take in watching the mighty fall. That said, theyβre a professional, and they see the lay of the land.
LINE 1: Ma'am, I know you're just doing your job, but you're gonna lose some good people if this kinda thing keeps up.
LINE 2: Let's pick up the pace, everyone! I don't want to have to report anyone to the boss.
LINE 3: (Mocking) Good luck making your way up theΒ corporate ladder now.
ROLES FOR WOMEN:
MAYAΒ ANGELOU: (20s+/Black Woman ONLY/any accent/cisgender)
*Itβs Maya Angelou! Sassy, sensual, powerful like a swelling sea, and not afraid of anyone or anything, but most importantly, playful with her barbs. Donβt be concerned with matching her voice exactly, because sheβs p
But I think it's much ado about nothing.
Inject or not inject, that is the question, This is the winter of our disinfection, Once more unto the bleach dear friend, Thereβs much ado about covidβs end, Wherefore art thou injection.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/covid-vaccine-william-shakespeare-second-person-b1767857.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1607421475 Taming of the flu
...that eventually he couldn't tell if it was 2B or not 2B.
These are unpaid roles for credit only,Β in a free podcast production.
Send only your BEST takes of each line, one mp3 file per character. Audition for as many roles as you like! The filename should look like 'CHARACTER NAME_YOUR NAME.mp3'
If you have more than one audition (which is totally awesome and welcome) please zip them ALL in ONE folder.
If you have any questions, please send an email toΒ [email protected].
Send your mp3s toΒ [email protected]!
Deadline for auditions is **DECEMBER 18**
ROLES FOR ANY GENDER:
GOD: (any age, ageless?/any ethnicity/any accent/any gender)
God as head of a product development team that, frankly, relies on everyone else to come up with the ideas that they take credit for. Yes, theyβre all powerful and control all that is, was, or will be, but they really canβt be bothered with the day-to-day. Theyβre mercurial, up for experimentation, and surprisingly down-to-earth.
LINE 1: I need you to choose the one symbol that perfectly encapsulates everything good and right about humanity. Everything mankind learned as a species. Iβll give you -- a thousand years. Good luck!Β
LINE 2: STOP TALKING LIKE THAT OR I WILLΒ UNMAKE YOU.Β
LINE 3: Uh...how many of you feel this way? That the creativity stuff didnβt balance out the...the being sad all the time stuff?
ANGEL: (30s-50s/any ethnicity/any accent/any gender)
Blue-collar foreperson of a mining operation that would totally be in a unionβ¦ if there were still unions. Having toiled in the muck their entire life, their concern for their crew is matched only by the joy they take in watching the mighty fall. That said, theyβre a professional, and they see the lay of the land.
LINE 1: Ma'am, I know you're just doing your job, but you're gonna lose some good people if this kinda thing keeps up.
LINE 2: Let's pick up the pace, everyone! I don't want to have to report anyone to the boss.
LINE 3: (Mocking) Good luck making your way up theΒ corporate ladder now.
ROLES FOR WOMEN:
MAYAΒ ANGELOU: (20s+/Black Woman ONLY/any accent/cisgender)
*Itβs Maya Angelou! Sassy, sensual, powerful like a swelling sea, and not afraid of anyone or anything, but most importantly, playful with her barbs. Donβt be concerned with matching her voice exactly, because sheβs p
