This actually happened a few hours ago and I am writing this outside out of fear of going back into the apartment.
The iconic and viral clip of a mother storming in on her children and asking which one of them didn't flush after using the toilet has been a corner stone of me and my boyfriend's relationship.
Today, my boyfriend took the largest poop I have ever seen. And I mean largest. It wasn't even broken into pieces. One long continuous poop. And while he might have tried to flush it, it did not work and ended up greeting me in the face when I too, needed to take an incredibly large poop. Out of pure humour, I barged straight into my boyfriends WFH office and in my best and loudest Scottish accent said "DID YA TAKE A SHIT AND NOT FLUSH? DISGUUUSTAN!!".
The intention was to laugh with my boyfriend and for him to come and see how it didn't flush correctly. Instead, his face went completely white and jaw dropped. He was on a video call with not only his boss, but his entire team. We normally have a little sign to put on the door when we are in video calls, but just like how he maybe forgot to flush, he forgot to let me know he was having a company wide meeting where he was presenting.
TLDR: Today life imitated art and I interrupted my boyfriends company wide meeting by accusing him of taking a poop without flushing.
UPDATE: Everything is somewhat fine between us. We often times like to prank and scare one another, so it comes with the territory. Luckily most of his (younger) colleagues know the video reference and thought I was doing it intentionally as a joke. However now he is a little panicked that this will make it to the front page and some people he works with will realise it most definitely wasn't a joke and he most definitely made the worlds largest poop.
Edit: well, you guys did it. TIFU’ed by thinking this wouldn’t make it to the front page, or at very least there would be another gay European couple male who had his company wide meeting interrupted by his boyfriend quoting a viral video about his large shit. One of his colleagues wrote him that they saw this post. I wanted to delete it but for whatever reason he thinks that’s even worse. We have decided the best course of action is to share this post with the wider company and doxx/expose me as a drag race and real housewives/below deck super fan which is equally as embarrassing. I guess i deserve this karma! Thank you all for giving us a massive laugh this lockdown and adding anoth
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https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/60261/ontario-extending-stay-at-home-order-across-most-of-the-province-to-save-lives
Declaration of emergency will not go past Feb 9th
The following three regions will be moving back to the Framework at the Green-Prevent level on Wednesday, February 10, 2021 at 12:01 a.m. and will no longer be subject to the Stay-at-Home order:
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Hastings Prince Edward Public Health;
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Kingston, Frontenac and Lennox & Addington Public Health; and
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Renfrew County and District Health Unit.
It is proposed that the Stay-at-Home order will continue to apply to 28 public health regions until Tuesday, February 16, 2021. (except Toronto, Peel and York)
Toronto, Peel and York regions, it is proposed that the Stay-at-Home order will continue to apply until Monday, February 22, 2021. Final decisions will be subject to review of the trends in public health indicators at that time.
Limited in-person shopping in the grey zone
https://www.ontario.ca/page/covid-19-response-framework-keeping-ontario-safe-and-open
TL;DR
Stay at home order - in effect until the 10th, 16th, and 22nd depending on PHU (see above)
State of emergency - ends tomorrow
Joining the color coded framework - 3 go into the green zone on Feb 10th, no dates on any other PHU rejoining. No zones announced either for any PHUs
*PHU - Public Health Unit
Megathread for any Easter Eggs people have found and want to discuss.
This will be stickied all season long now (as we do not need the second sticky spot for anything else atm). So only come in here after you have seen the most recently released episodes in case of any spoilers!
If the record had a big enough diameter, and it was possible to actually turn it, why wouldn't it be going faster than light?
If Blizzard is actually trying to make SL alt friendly, as they claim, then they should make this one small change. Anyone who has played BFA knows that the neck(beard) grind -that was HoA- was painful when you tried to play an alt seriously.
I've already got cordial with my main. And I really don't want to do it again with my alt. It's a real detracting force for alt players like myself.
What dost thou think Reddit?
