If you are a college student with access to buildings and the university has gathering, drug, or other kinds of restrictions, this will work best.
1: Go into a dorm wearing a lanyard or college t-shirt (preferably one you dont live in) and go to a loud hallway and find the loudest, busiest room.
2: Knock on said room's door and announce that you are a house fellow and are coming to check on a noise/gathering/weed smell/etc.. report
3: If the situation presents itself, say you need to come in and check for illegal substances or whatever and go in and look for it (Also works for hotplates or any other dorm contraband)
4: Explain that you need to confiscate the substances, and if met with protest, say that either you can take it with only a warning or campus police can with a ticket
5: Free drugz
So I live in an apartment with five other people, one of whom is my girlfriend Anna. Anna and I made a batch of weed brownies this weekend, but we only ate two of them. The rest have been in the fridge for a couple of days under plastic wrap, with a sticky note that note that says “Anna and Jeff’s – Please ask! :)”
Our one roommate Danny took one of our brownies with him to work today, apparently without realizing that they were weed brownies because he wasn’t home when we made them. He accidentally ended up really high at his job and had to take a sick day and come home early.
Danny is furious with me and Anna for not labeling the brownies as containing drugs. I pointed out that they weren’t labeled as anything except “not his” so I don’t see that me or Anna did anything wrong here.
One of our other roommates took mine and Anna’s side, pointing out that if Danny had asked for a brownie, we would’ve warned him that they had weed oil in them. Another roommate said that it’s just common sense to make sure that everyone knows a weed brownie isn’t just a regular brownie and that every sitcom has an episode like this. (Third roommate refused to take a side.)
EDIT to add info: Because a couple of people have asked. All the roommates sometimes share food with each other, but if something in the fridge/cupboard is specifically labeled with a name or not to touch, you're supposed to ask if if you can have any. We had no reason to think that someone wouldn't follow this rule.
So, Reddit, AITA? I think I might be if there’s indeed some kind of known social rule about labeling “special brownies” as such, but I’m not sure if I buy that.
Edit: I'm not bothered about sharing. I'm bothered about sharing without getting anything in return ever. Tldr: I've been the one getting weed the past 4-6 months ish, and not once has anyone else brought anything or offered anything, despite being smokers on a daily basis themselves... Idm sharing with a good mate or two every now and then, but I don't want to be the one paying every. Single. Time. I'm not their sugar daddy.
Not a super long rant, but I'm sick and tired of people making me feel bad if I don't instantly share my weed, when I bring it to a party... I prefer smoking over heavy drinking, so I always bring my stuff and everyone is cool with it, as they also smoke at parties. But people always expect to smoke with you, without bringing their own stuff? I've started in advance texting the group I'm meeting with:
"If y'all wanna smoke, and you don't have any, you can buy some from me. If you want that, can you hit me up how much you want?"
I get that not everyone smokes daily, and I get that not everyone knows how to get it during these police-infested corona times. I get that. That's why I'm offering that you can BUY it off me. But I won't give it out for free like... I don't show up at your party, and just expect that you're handing out all your alcohol to me...
Don't get me wrong, I usually let people have a hit if they ask. After that 1 hit, I get slightly annoyed as I feel like the bad guy having to say: Yo uh, this stuff actually costs money, and I'm not really made of money... I'm no dealer, I don't plan on being one, but if my mates need and they don't know how to get it, I'll happily pick it up for them. I'm just not so rich I can share everything... Should I feel bad for that? I always do...
Thanks for coming to my TED talk, sorry for the rant and have an absolutely baller weekend <3
Edit: this goes for really any drug. Tell your doctor. They won't dob you in, they just need to know to help you best.
I had been in the depths of addiction to weed and alcohol for a while, and decided to quit a few weeks ago. Things have been going well so far.
One of the things I enjoyed while stoned was eating Indian food, made as spicy as possible. The combination of the weed and the consumption method (dry vaping) meant that I could eat dishes that would have left me in agony before.
Then, a few days ago, I decided to give one of my favorite dishes a try again, one of the few that could cut through the weed and give me a rush. Placed the order with the usual challenge (make it so spicy you're worried about my safety) and chowed down. I figured that I would at least have built up some sort of tolerance.
Folks, it turns out taste buds heal. Between the lack of weed and the time since I had last had the spicy food, I was pacing and shaking after just a few bites. My dumb ass persisted, with snot streaming down my face and tears pouring from my eyes (if you have a cold, this is a great way to fix a stuffed nose; I would market it as the Sinus Blaster Five Thousand ©).
All in all, I only managed a third of it, and I couldn't feel my face for 20 minutes after.
TL;DR: tried to relive me glory days, got my skull obliterated by peppers.
EDIT: too many dishes in one sentence there. EDIT2: Turns out the alcohol probably had a lot to do with the spice tolerance, as a few pointed out. Don't crossfade, it's super bad for you and dangerous too!
Idk if it's just my age group or something, but the majority of profiles I come across talk about nothing except that they like to smoke weed. I'm not even against it or anything, I just wish people talked about other stuff in their bio/questions so I could get a better feel for what their personality actually is. Anyways, I just needed to vent, so sorry in advance.
Edit: I see some people misinterpreted what I was saying. I was referring to the profiles that talk about how they smoke weed, and then literally have nothing else on their profile, not the ones who mention that they smoke weed along with other stuff.
Just biked like 15 miles, mostly uphill, with heavy wind, to pick up some carts and bud. I have plugs that can deliver but I actually prefer this ritual. It’s such a good workout (especially today in particular, I forgot how much harder biking is with heavy wind lol) and at the end I feel like I’ve earned the weed instead of blown money on it to get high. For people struggling with weight a bit bc of the munchies this is especially a good idea. Idk just forcing yourself through an intense workout to reup is a positive spin to put on a normally mundane task. The high is so much better when it feels like a reward, and this is an easy way to make that a reality. Just throwing this out there and wondering if anyone does something similar or if I’m just obsessed with making sure I work for things bc I’m scared of being lazy