I-I just don't get the appeal. The guy repeats "Watermelon Sugar, h i g h" over and over again during the main chorus, and it's just so generic. It's boring but it's also unbearable and the song drives me nuts.
My sister and friends think I'm insane for disliking it and I've only seen like 2 or 3 people share this opinion lmao
Edit: People have been using the argument that it's targeted at kids and therefore will be stupid. The song is literally about oral sex and drugs
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His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."
It has extremely little flavour. The texture is meh, and there are far superior and more versatile fruits. I would much rather eat just about any other fruit, watermelon tastes boring.