Karen mistakes me for a waiter.

I was at a restaurant with my friends a few years ago. I don't like choosing what to wear, so my wardrobe mainly consists of plain black shirts and jeans. The waiters at the restaurant I was at had black shirts and jeans, but they had the logo on the shirts, and wore aprons. I had finished my main meal, and decided to go to the restroom. I managed to get there fine, but on my way back, I heard a 'excuse me' in a somewhat entitled voice. I ignored it, as I hate confrontation (I have autism, so I find communication difficult). A few moments later, she tapped on my shoulder. This made me jump, as I wasn't expecting it. I turned around, and looked at her, waiting for a response. She started ordering her food. I think she thought that I was a waiter. I sheepishly said that I don't work there, and turned to walk back to my table. Then, she tugged on my sleeve. At this point, I was already a bit shaken, but she started shouting at me. She shouted things like she knew the manager and that I wo

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I wish Pepsi and Coke merge companies and create one universal carbonated beverage so I don't have to be corrected by waiters everytime I order drinks.
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Waiters, what dating disasters have you witnessed?
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Waiters what Valentine day disasters have you witnessed?
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AITA for supposedly humiliating my boyfriend in front of a waiter?

This happened before everything shut down, but it has recently came up again and I wanted to get an outsider's perspective.

I (23f) have been "dating" Eric (31m) for around 8 months now and this happened 1.5 months ago. I say dating in quotes because he never wanted to put labels on anything after coming out of another relationship, which I completely understand, I've done the same in the past. I came up to him because I felt him getting distant all of a sudden, and he said I shouldn't worry and added "I don't worry about you like that, since we aren't even in a formal relationship", which hurt me, but he said he would make it up by taking me on a "real date" after a while without one.

He wanted it to be a surprise, but it moderately fancy, modern restaurant. There was only an issue: it was an Asian seafood restaurant and I have a very minor allergy to fish and, while I won't die from eating it, oceany smells leave me queasy, so I don't like seafood in general. He knew that since I'v

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Excuse me, waiter? This is NOT what I ordered..
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Cheese foam that is spooned onto the back of your hand by the waiter and then you have to lick it off.
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MRW I read a recipe and the waiter says "enjoy your meal" and I want to make a trip to Denmark because they want to brag about my browsing history
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Freshman year, 1995, Homecoming Dance. Hadn’t grown yet and the waiter spilled caramel sauce on my pants at the pre-dance dinner.
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Stupid waiter!
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Waiter died, baby died, we all died v.redd.it/bektt4lmhd051
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Damn waiters trying to pull a fast one
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Dion Waiters compares himself to Spider-Man explaining the weed gummy incident to his son

>I can never lie to my son. He’s six going on damn near 30. He’s on Google all day, typing my name. So when I got suspended, he was interrogating me like, β€œDad, they said you were doing drugs. They said you had a seizure. They said you can’t play no more. What’s going on?” I had to break it down for him in a way he could understand, like in his little cartoon movies. I said, β€œYou know how there’s always a beginning, a middle and an end? In the beginning, it’s all good, right? Spider-Man is doing his thing. He’s discovering his superpowers. He’s chillin’. But in the middle, what happens? The hero always messes up. He gets knocked in the dirt. There’s always a sad part, right? Well, that’s where your dad’s been at. He made a mistake. He lost his superpowers for a minute. But it’s gonna be alright. We’re gonna make it through.”

via Players Tribune

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Waiter there’s a terraria in my adventure time v.redd.it/dj0qw2c0eu051
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A waiter doesn’t know who works with him

Well this happened to me 1 year ago and it wasn't with a Karen but the confusion was there. First of all I would like to apologize for any spelling mistake, English is not my 1st language

Cast: Me: OP Confused Employee: CE

Well this happened during the festivities in my city, normally when it is daytime the streets belong to adults and at night to the youngest (all with the purpose of drinking alcohol). My mother does not like to party but we had to run some errands, at one point we needed to change a large bill for smaller ones so I went to a bar to change, the uniform here is a red polo shirt, and surprise I had one (I have to say that I was 15 years old but I looked 18/20 because I have a finished beard), I left the bar and I came across CE and it was so;

CE: (screaming) WHERE HAVE YOU PLACED THE TRAY ?!

OP: What tray? (I suppose that each waiter has a tray to carry the glasses more comfortably)

CE: THE TRAY! WHERE HAVE YOU PUT IT?

OP: I think you have been confused

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Waiters (or people who can relate) what does it feel like when someone says, β€œyou too” after you tell them to enjoy their meal?
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Roast my friend haha.He is a waiter btw.
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Tip your waiters and bartenders, don’t do this. v.redd.it/kosz8touz1x41
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Olive Garden waiter hooked us up
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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer

Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

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How people are gonna react to waiters bringing out their meals when restaurants open back up
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Are you a waiter, retail store worker, hair dresser, work in a movie theater or nail salon who is not a business owner and you want the economy to reopen so you can get back to work?

Every time I have a conversation with someone who says we need to reopen the economy because workers such as the above want to go back to work, I ask them if they are that type of worker and every single time their answer is no. Then when I dig further into the conversation it’s always made clear that the person doesn’t care about the workers, it’s either a business owner worried about losing their business or someone who pretends to care about the workers because they want to be able to get the hair cut, go shopping, watch a movie.

I have a friend who works at a major retailer and she is currently struggling more than usual financially however if you ask her if she wants to go back to work her answer is there is no way in hell she’s going back to a $9 an hour job to put herself and her family in danger.

My examples are all anecdotal so that’s my question to this sub. Are you someone who works these typically low wage jobs above who want the economy to reopen so you can get back t

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21, was a waiter lost my job because of the coronavirus, live alone and I like tattoos.
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Toni Kukoč was famously called "The Waiter" because he kept serving assists on a plate all night long streamable.com/ajltlm
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and waiters
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Yes, Karen, it must be extremely annoying to not be going on holiday to the same destination, same hotel, same restaurants and same people. Flirting with the same waiters in some weird yearly holiday Groundhog Day ritual.
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How do you call someone you don't know the name (waiter, some worker)

In Rio its common to say "Γ”, jogador" then there is the classic "Γ” amigΓ£o" or "campeΓ£o". If you want to thank him you say "valeu, jogador"

kids refer to female teacher as 'tia'

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Alexa Grasso hits a beautiful waiter sweep straight into an armbar against Carla Esparza just as the round ends gfycat.com/knobbylastfluk…
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Imagine ...you are a waiter and this is what you walk up to β€œwould you like to hear the specials or should I come back?”
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I work as a waiter

Sometimes these 2 people - dad and son come over to the reasturant. Now the dad looks normal, but the (probably at 23) son looks almost amaxing and he like wears makeup. He has a boyfriend and all. I wish i could be a little more like him, but instead i have to

"shave my hair so i can look manly or something" - my dad

What if i dont want to look as manly? He even agrees that i looked my best at 9 years old when i had some puffy long hair. I just wish my hair did the same now cause i'd look perfect.

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The reason I enjoyed Star Trek: The Next Generation is because the main cast members had that charming professionalism you get from a friendly waiter at a 5-star restaurant.

I feel like that explains why I didn't enjoy DS9, Voyager, etc. The acting was fine and there are some individually great moments, but the tone felt snarky in a way that TNG didn't.

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The things you deal with as a waiter
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Kiryu has never killed anyone (except that one waiter and 100 other people)
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Waiters serve lunch to two steel workers on a girder high above New York City on November 14, 1930, during construction of the famed Waldorf-Astoria Hotel.
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Waiter doesn't really understand men's priorities
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eBay lot of 7: they’re all different! Champion, Tourist, Camper, Waiter, Executive, SwissLite, and Classic. Time to clean, polish, and sharpen them up! $30 well spent.
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Robot waiters are coming for your jobs at Chang's. The future is going to be fucking NUTS because of automation.
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From a legendary ninja to waiter
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Say what you want about waiters

But I think they bring a lot to the table

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Waiters and waitresses aren't necessary. I'll gladly walk up to the counter and grab my plate myself if it saves me 20% off my meal.

Whenever I go to a fast food joint like 5 guys I place my order, they give me a number and when the food is ready I pick it up from the counter. If I need a refill on my drink, I go to the sofa fountain and get it myself. This business model is universal at nearly every fast food chain, so why can't they do it at higher end restaurants? At least make it an option. I personally don't like the idea of being waited on. I feel an unnecessary urge to be overly friendly for fear that my food will be tampered with if I do anything to upset them and 90% of the time the generosity of my tip doesn't reflect my satisfaction but the fear that if I don't tip highly enough they'll remember me and tamper with my food next time I'm there. Am I being neurotic? I have no idea, but I'd rather not be put in that position in the first place. Let me place my own order and carry my own plate.

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Waiter: "How would you like your steak sir?"

Me: "Medium?"

Medium: "I can see it, he wants it well done"

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RIP Waiter. Yakuza X Hitman v.redd.it/kjsfkasoyt251
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A man says to his waiter, β€˜Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’

The waiter replies, β€˜Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’.

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''SHOPKEEPERS,WAITERS BULLY ME EVERYWHERE I GO'' TIL r/pakistan has autism
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Remote Call center, Store clerk, Warehouse job, or stay at the same waiter job?

What job should I go for?

  • Remote Call center Job: $15 per hour, work from home, have to start work where from 7 am-9 pm and I have to be available all week with no flexibility
  • Store clerk: $12 per hour. I have to work from 9 am-6 pm 5 days a week.
  • warehouse job: Its Amazon......
  • Waiter job: I can make anywhere from $60-100+ a night and they're really flexible. I've been here for years too. Although, I don't really like working here anymore.

Not sure what job to take. My parents have told me that I should take the call center job because it's remote and it will make me look good on resumes.

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Dessert, waiter instructed us to make sure we licked our hands clean. In their defense it was delicious.
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Bill Murray falling over on his way out of the restaurant in Scrooged (1988) was not scripted. He slipped on the water he just threw on the waiter v.redd.it/zq9kwte95h641
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29 year old waiter here. Just passed the A+ 1001 exam!

Hello everyone! Big thanks to this whole community!

My name is Allen, Ive got an associates degree in general studies and I am transferring to get my bachelors degree in IT in the fall. With the lockdown, I lost my job, so I decided to start studying for my certs. I have about 6 months experiance of internship experiance in IT. My next step is to get Core 2 out of the way!

I used Mike Myers' videos, Professor Messer, Jason Dions Practice tests, examcompass practice tests and crucialexams.

Mike Myers: Probably the most used material I had. I like his style of delivery and it was well worth the money. I got it on sale for like $11. It was well worth it.

Professor Messer: as always, big thanks to professor messer! His style is a bit more dry and to the point. I used him as my secondary material just in case I needed clarification on a particular objective.

Jason Dion's Practice Tests: I also got them while they were on sale, I think like $12. Well worth the price. The PBQ's alone ma

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We all have at least one waiter like this for me it's 10
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing a game of chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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20M, dudes got a girlfriend, loves cars, and he’s a waiter. Give him your worst.
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[Charania] Lakers have completed workout with free agent Dion Waiters and he had an impressive showing, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium. Next portion of Waiters' visit to the Lakers: Meeting with Frank Vogel, Rob Pelinka and Kurt Rambis. twitter.com/ShamsCharania…
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Waiter, what's this in my soup? It looks like a ___________!
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Things you can say to the waiter/waitress, but not your partner
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In Watchmen (2009) an extra in the background can be heard saying β€œI’m really glad I ordered the 4 legged chicken” during the dinner scene. This is a reference to the original comic, where an artist drew a 4 legged chicken being served by a waiter.
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Disposable plates, digital menus, and waiters with masks: what the CDC recommends for reopening restaurants and bars thecounter.org/cdc-recomm…
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Sione Tanielu, the perfect waiter for my restaurant
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Chef/waiter at a 5 star restaurant with live music loadouts suggested by u/1MP45TA (if ya too want to suggest some theme, drop it in the comments)
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[Charania] Free agent Dion Waiters has agreed on a deal with the Los Angeles Lakers for the remainder of the season, sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium twitter.com/ShamsCharania…
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How did Chris and Paulie get away with the waiter thing?

I understand the Sopranos is a TV show so some unrealistic things are bound to happen but it always kind of bugged me how easily Chris and Paule got away with murdering the waiter in season 5. Paulie just says "we aren't known down there so I'm not too worried about the cops" and that's the end of it. I don't know where they would go within driving distance that would make them totally unknown civilians when the FBI were clearly keeping tabs on everyone. Plus, it seems like it wouldn't be too terribly difficult of an investigation to figure out, regardless of who they were. At the very least it probably would've been easy to figure out that someone from Tony's group was responsible for the murder. Realistically, the waiter probably would have complained to one of his coworkers that the guys he just served barely tipped on a $1,000 bill so someone could have told police that the waiter went out to argue with the guys he just served and could have identified chris and paulie. Even if the

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Y'all ever grind your weed without the bottom half of your grinder and pretend you're an Olive Garden waiter shredding cheese for your salad
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I better ask the waiter
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[The Players' Tribune] "For Me, Depression is Fake Happiness" - Dion Waiters theplayerstribune.com/en-…
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Waiter LOF’s are fun in the summer (gm 3.6)
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It’s doesn’t impress me when waitresses/waiters β€œmemorize” your tables order.

This is a high risk low reward situation in my mind. I have nothing against wait staff, I was one myself. I’d rather it just be written down so it’s right. We had a couple times where the requests were wrong which led to sending food back, which sucks for the customers, waiters, and cooks. I just don’t get the allure of trying to memorize. I’d probably tip more for accuracy then someone taking the order in their head.

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How do you derive different gender forms in your language? (as in e.g. 'waiter' vs. 'waitress')

Currently my language, set in modern day South-West England has a couple of ways. There are prefixes fas- and ner- derived from the native words fΓ‘s 'man' and neri 'woman'.

e.g. fasdocatorΓΆ 'male doctor', nerdocatorΓΆ 'female doctor'

There's also the borrowed English suffix -esa (from -ess), giving forms like docatoresa 'doctor' or historically 'nurse'.

Anyone got some more interesting ways of doing this?

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This is Bruce , he works as a waiter in a French restaurant.
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The Waiter and the Spoon

A married couple decides to brave Covid and eat out for their anniversary at a fancy restaurant. They’ve been ordering Grubhub for months and are excited to support a local business in person. They order soup, but as it arrives, the man accidentally knock his spoon onto the floor with his elbow. To his surprise a waiter promptly picks up the dirty spoon and gives him a clean one right from his shirt pocket.

"Wow, you guys all carry spoons in your pocket?" His wife asks.

"Well sure," the waiter replies. "We need to turn tables 20% faster with all the rules in place. We had an efficiency consultant in last week and he told us we could increase overall productivity by 6.8% by carrying fresh spoons in our pockets. Now we all do it."

"Impressive," the couple agrees. "By the way,” says the man, β€œI should let you know that you have a piece of string hanging out of your fly."

"Oh we all do!" the waiter replies. "The consultant said we were wasting valuable time washing our hands. He tol

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clutch sweep in mma by canadian Misha "Cupcake" Cirkunov in his home country. Was it a waiter sweep streamable.com/ixvgd
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Ordered Kulu-Ya-Ku, got the worst waiter ever v.redd.it/w2l3vyfh44j41
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Thank you waiter-san
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The Waiter never returned.... :(
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Excuse me waiter! Can I get a refill please?
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Waiter! There is a 3 stars Lord of Sand in my soup
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Anyone looking for jobs and can't imagine themselves being capable even doing jobs like basic waiter service in a restaurant?

I already have to look in a city 1 hour away from me by public transportation, because all whats left here is either grocery stocker (which I failed at) or cleaning. . .

Edit:

It looks always sooo easy in Anime to do it on the spot... but holy shit, I can't trust myself being capable like that

Edit 2: And then I apply for apprenticeship (cashier) 12 different locations and I get denied... Holy shit.

Should I even try at this point or accept that I'll be NEET pretty much forever except doing NEET courses and mandatory apprenticeships (which I'm not able to finish)?

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Similar to the”waiter brought me the wrong food but I didn’t say anything” dilemma, what’s the most introverted thing you’ve done and didn’t have the courage to speak up about?
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[Charania] The Grizzlies have waived guard Dion Waiters, league sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium. Waiters will receive his pay for the remainder of this season and $12.6M in 2020-21. twitter.com/ShamsCharania…
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Waiters/waitresses/baristas of Reddit, what is the one conversation you overheard customers having and thought β€œI shouldn’t have heard that”?
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Waiter, there's a dead _____ in my soup.
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Dion Waiters signing

So obviously we signed him, do you guys think this time in quarantine helped him get back in shape and he will be able to contribute right away? Obviously he wasn’t able to practice with the team but it was just a guy I forgot about. Thoughts?!

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Waiter, I'd like to have a big plate of ____________
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Fuck. Just found out one of my all time favorite back waiters just died.

Best group of Bangladeshi back waiters ever. The tallest biggest asshole of the bunch just died. Fuck. Rashid, you were such a pain in the ass but when the floor was nuts, you got shit done along with Wahed and Mo. Fuck. Ramadan Mubarak brother.

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I thought it was very strange when my waiter served me my beer in a ______.
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πŸ“…︎ May 26
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When you see the waiter bringing you your food
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I feel like this is extremely unnecessary but also kinda necessary. I mean imagine a waiter/waitress pulling up to table 32 with this thing lmao!
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Welcome to Waiters Island! v.redd.it/s3r1965ukyk41
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Waiters and waitresses shouldn't have to live off of tips.

So with coronavirus wrecking havoc, waitresses are posting about how bored they are on tik tok. How are they supposed to make enough money? They get 2.13/hr plus tips, but when they dont reach the minimum wage of 7.25, the restaurant is required to make up that difference and pay them. So there are 2 ways to look at this. One can say that if the waitress or waiter works hard and is friendly, they should definitely make more than 7.25 and possibly much higher than that, or that a waitress has no motivation to work that work since they are guaranteed minimum wage no matter how good they do. Also people are dicks and will tip like shit. And then people are drunk and will tip like crazy. But now that there are no actual customers who can tip besides the ones getting carryout, what is the point off tipping? Isn't the point of tipping to thank your waitress or waiter for the amazing service and experience they gave you? Or is it to provide them income when the restaurant isnt willing to do t

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When you are waiting for meal in restaurant, what will Ouija say to the waiter when food finally arrives.
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