Baby scared of vacuum cleaner runs to doggo for protection v.redd.it/98zrf492w7k61
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Long exposure shot of a Roomba vacuum with colour-changing light on the top of it
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Making ponytail with a vacuum v.redd.it/62ng2ylaekl61
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I’m here for the vacuum straw
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This may be the wrong place to ask this, but how do you efficiently clean floors? I feel like every time I sweep, vacuum, and mop it's inadequate.

Especially after projects, in particular any amount of drywall dust inside, I feel like I've mopped 3 times and there is still grime on the floor.

Also, what kind of mop works best? Two buckets? Shaggy mop/sponge mop/swiffer?

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In the vacuum, two clean pieces of metal, can WELD spontaneously, just by touching each other. In solid metals, atoms naturally move a little, so without oxygen or other elements oxidizing the surfaces, atoms will "think" to be moving inside the same object, welding the two blocks into one.
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Ah yes, I too like to vacuum my front yard in a rainstorm at night.
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Dad created plasma in the basement. Apparently it is the 4th state of matter and is created under a vacuum with high voltage. He has been working on it for a while and is quite proud of himself.
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My mom has two vacuum’s from the same company with nearly a 100 year age difference.
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Bought a vacuum sealer to make mini OTC medicine packs for my bag
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This is a single crystal of ice growing into a hexagon shape - like a giant snowflake. Timelapse of about 3 days. (camera pointing into a vacuum chamber in my freezer) gfycat.com/meandistantatl…
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People Can’t Vacuum Or Use Their Doorbell Because Amazon’s Cloud Servers Are Down eminetra.com.au/people-ca…
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My room about a week ago, its just about clean now just need to vacuum and take out a bit more trash reddit.com/gallery/lpaqla
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Frugal fix of my expensive vacuum. After epoxy failed, a big zip tie did the trick. I’ve gotten an extra 18 months out of it so far. Deferred costs are my favorite costs.
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Making ponytail with a vacuum v.redd.it/94oui46vwml61
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The Penis-Eating Kobold Vacuum Cleaner - a Partial Translation of the Most Absurd Case Series in Medical History

The Penis-Eating Kobold Vacuum Cleaner - a Partial Translation of the Most Absurd Case Series in Medical History

Introduction: The penis-eating Kobold vacuum cleaner is a marvelous story, legend and meme among medical students and physicians in the German-speaking world. And not only among them, through public readings by renown authors and actors and an own audiobook, this case series made its way into a broader German audience. Talking with non-Germans, I realized this great piece of medical history has not been previously translated into English.

Objective: To entertain medical professionals outside of the German-speaking world.

Results: Ongoing.

Conclusion: Kobold vacuum cleaner goes brrrr.

Full text

"Penis Injuries during Masturbation with Vacuum Cleaners" is the full title of this Dr. med. thesis from the Faculty of Medicine of the Technical University of Munich from 1978. It is obviously graphic and not safe for work unless you are an urologist, I guess.

Skip this part if you are not interested in academical bureaucracy: To summarize this "byzantine scheme" (a quote from a redditor on this sub) briefly: German physicians graduate from medical school with no Dr. title by default, they are just "Herr Max Mustermann, Arzt" or "Frau Erika Mustermann, Γ„rztin", basically "Mr. John Doe, physician." To be able to call yourself Dr. med. NAME, you need to finish and defend a Dr. med. thesis. These have a huge variety from meaningful experimental or clinical projects, often with a strong publication as first author, up to retrospective chart-review projects which would sometimes barely pass as a master thesis in other sciences. Within German law, the Dr. med. is theoretically on par with the Dr. phil or Dr. rer. nat. (most common types of PhD) but since the quality is so often below the standards of a PhD, the EU does not recognize it as a PhD for e.g. grant eligibility. The proportion of medical students and graduates finishing Dr. med. projects is at 55-70% and declining since the job market got much, much better since the 90s. No offense to the author of the thesis, but it would likely be not accepted in this form nowadays.

Anyways, in this Dr. med. thesis, Michael Alschibaja Theimuras, at this time an urology resident at the Clinic on the Right Bank of the Isar, the university hospital of TU Munich reviewed

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Maintenance: You guys clean and vacuum the oven exhaust fans. Custodial:Yep Maintenance: sureeeeee
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Here’s my secret to losing 82 lbs since July 5. My vacuum sealer, and lots and lots of chicken breasts.
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My mom makes me bring a vacuum cleaner up stairs with a sprained ankle

My mom is very self centered. She thinks that her word is law and that children are slaves. While she’s nice sometimes she’s mostly just another requirement in my life.

I’ll give you a few examples

She only does laundry when it’s convenient for her. I could do the laundry but my dad tells me not to because if I did that as well my mom would not be β€œhelpful”. (this is her only chore)

She always tells us that respect is earned and not expected but expects it from me.

She blames me for not allowing her to have better life (she had me early)

I recently sprained my ankle. I had to get an x-ray kind of sprain. I sprained my foot early in the morning so by that evening I could generally limp around the house. Going up and down stairs is difficult so I try not to. I went down for dinner. I’m often the last one there because I do the dishes and on my way up I bumped into my mom. She was on her way up and told me to bring the vacuum cleaner upstairs. I looked at her dumbfounded for a good 3 seconds until I realized she was dead serious. I did it

Because of the story above my ankle still hurts after 6 days (is this normal?) and she wanted me to get her the measuring tape upstairs because her hand hurts...

This is not all of it but she’s not always like this. She just pushes me over the edge often. (I might be over reacting)

Thanks for reading

EDIT: I just wanted to clear stuff up.

I was downstairs because I’m in charge of cooking for that day

My younger sibling used to have more chores but he does things lazily so I ended up taking over. (If you want something done right, do it yourself)

I do taekwondo (how I sprained my ankle) and I’m a little on edge because this is my first time spraining anything and I got scared this will affect my performance

I can’t go to my dad for a doctor. He thinks that if I can walk I’m fine. It's been a week and I still can’t move it properly (something feels pulled/sharp pain) but he expects me to start training again tomorrow

I’m sorry for being kinda whiny. Again, I’m terrified but at the same time I want to be realistic because I don’t think I’m fit to do stuff like this last week, now or tomorrow Also, I’m not trying to pick a fight with anyone.

And I do plan to stop all contact once I’m independent but that might take a while cuz I’m still in high school

Again, thank you so much for reading this and I really appreciate the thought. Hope you have a good day :))

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I get it’s a content vacuum right now but holy crap can they think of something different
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Why does it feel like the Imperium is doing better than ever while other factions aren't really filling the power vacuum?

Disclaimer: I am not some lore aficionado and nor read most 40k books, however ever since the Fall of Cadia and the resurrection of Rowboat Gullyman it seems the Imperium is doing better than ever.

Roboute took his rightful place as Regent, Cawl the Toaster put his Primaris Marines in the sink to taw (which for some reason were able to stay hidden for ten thousand years) and Imperium is researching new technology like never before. Sure, the Imperium has been sawn apart and not even Flex Tape can fix it, but for some reason the Dark Imperium remained in the Imperium's hand although even before the Great Rift was formed it was on its last legs. Somehow with half the resources and double the enemies it's just peachy and neither outside nor inside forces threaten Imperial dominance. The Tyranids were fended off without much losses by the Blood Angels, Ultramar fended off the biggest Death Guard invasion yet, don't talk about the Black Legion and it all feels so trite.

Shouldn't the Dark Imperium be torn apart like a cadaver in the savanna? But somehow Chaos didn't seem to gain much apart from Cadia. The "Psychic Awakening" of new psykers didn't seem to influence much. Supposedly more psykers exist now, but it seems to have little influence. Eldar became stronger psykers, but somehow all Craftworlds and Commoragh were assaulted by Daemons and for good measure GW shattered Biel-Tan weakening them. I cannot talk about Necrons or Tau, but I guess they made gains, but these seem to be largely symbolic. All in all it doesn't seem to have hurt the Imperium much and actually has been a boon for them to fail at Cadia.

Finally our Rowboat. It's not like I hate him, however I feel like he hogs too much screen time if I were to say so. He takes away from the Human aspect as any reformist can simply take Gorillaman's side and be assured victory in a sense. Everything he touches becomes gold or at least silver and as far as I know he hasn't really fucked anything up.

In the end the new era feels a lot like a lore shift towards the Imperium, which shouldn't be surprising if one sees Space Marine sales.

Edit: Fuck, I forgot the Orks. Thatcher was decapitated by a Primaris Lieutenant, still lives but the Waargh was postponed.

Edit 2: I am aware that the BA lost 70-90% of their marines, however if these losses are instantly replaced by Primaris the point is moot. It would be like fighting in Verdun losing Millions of Soldiers only for them to be replaced by clones of the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I’m just here for the vacuum straw thingy
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So I’ve been taking this shatter in oz increments in jars, and putting it on a candle warmer to either turn it to sugar or wip it. And I was wondering what textures everyone knows how to create, I thought about adding vacuum to the jar as I start the sugaring process. Thoughts? reddit.com/gallery/m3yz8m
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Here’s my secret to losing 82 lbs since July 5. My vacuum sealer, and lots and lots of chicken breasts.
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1978 F150 original 302. I just got the engine and transmission rebuilt, it had 55,000 miles prior to the rebuild, I’m burning about a gallon of oil between oil changes, what could be the cause? My mechanic told me it was a dirty air filter pulling a vacuum but the air filter had 3K miles on it.
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Zeke, 9 weeks old, eats like a vacuum and is a total hunk reddit.com/gallery/lxn2g4
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Vacuum canister fix! My 67 Cougar had the headlight actuator problems and I realized the previous owner removed the rusted out vacuum tank and plugged the line so I improvised. After taking my time finishing my favourite drink I used the empty bottle as a vacuum tank reservoir. Works perfect.
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The little vacuum pump that could πŸ₯Ί v.redd.it/7q9bx5xdwvj61
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Upgraded to Chamber Vacuum sealer. Game changer $600 @ Costco
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Dyson makes a special vacuum tool to handle LED panels. We got one for a 138” video wall install. v.redd.it/xm6cxevzw5461
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Tardigrades, a near-microscopic organism that can survive radiation, sub zero temperatures, and Temps over 300Β° F, the vacuum of space, 5 mass extinctions, and according to recent research, in the event of a global catastrophe like a supernova, their population would be unaffected.
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So she hates the vacuum cleaner and yet she insists being there when I take it out, only to scatter off hysterically (and then come back and do it again x 5). v.redd.it/ut8r9vskw2l61
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Will this resin incased icecube re-freeze at 0Β°C or has it created pressure or a vacuum? gfycat.com/sparsevapidadd…
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TIL: In a room at Microsoft's headquarters in Redmond all sound from the outside world is locked out. It's called an "anechoic" chamber, because it creates no echo at all. The background noise is so low that it approaches the lowest threshold theorized by mathematicians - next step is vacuum. businessinsider.com/insid…
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You know Honey I think you are right, we need a vacuum sealer to keep our PETG.....Errrr I mean food fresh for months! Let me run out and get one for you!
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Giant vacuum cleaner v.redd.it/gwc3nh2wqam61
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The spring melt. Everyone from this vacuum/carwash likes to dump trash. (Gas Station near Dupont/Lansdowne)
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Just here to vacuum up all that Karma
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ELI5: If sound waves travel by pushing particles back and forth, then how exactly do electromagnetic/radio waves travel through the vacuum of space and dense matter? Are they emitting... stuff? Or is there some... stuff even in the empty space that they push?
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My cat curled up in my vacuum hose
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Ill see your drift car chasing and raise you a zamboni vacuum. v.redd.it/pk62jtzrh0k61
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Bad idea to sous vide a vacuum packed steak in a hot spring??

I know this isn’t survival per se but curious to hear what folks think.

I’m headed to a backcountry hot spring this weekend and the thought came to my mind.

Yes I know natural hot springs have harmful bacteria at times but if it’s vacuum packed would it be ok?

Please don’t downvote me too hard. Lol.

Update!!! Sorry forgot to do this sooner. To everyone who said it wasn’t gonna be hot enough. You were right. I brought a thermometer and right at the source it only got to 110F. The search for the perfect sous vide hot spring will continue.

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Saw the vacuum kit with the dust stuff and got reminded of Sims 2 DS...
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During the Apollo 15 moon walk, David Scott dropped a hammer and a feather at the same time to prove that in a vacuum they would fall at the same rate regardless of mass. v.redd.it/1x4sj4lwnoc61
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To lower the number of Raptor engines from 6 to 3 in Starship, I got this idea of swapping the sea-level and vacuum nozzles mechanically during flight, not sure if it's a good idea
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Really glad I bought this robot vacuum... reddit.com/gallery/k7ybmu
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A tale of opposite vacuum derps v.redd.it/1316obl0kgl61
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Trying to find a new vacuum. Chuckled through this. reddit.com/gallery/m1x4fn
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