I made a post earlier about Melissa untying the hands of media then lightning struck. Please hear me out here...
I can't believe it took me this long to think of it but this unchained the beast that is **RYAN COHENCurrent events...**Friday - Melissa says "Naked Shorts yeah..."Saturday - Naked Shorts is trending on Twitter and getting the attention of the general public.Sunday - CNBC plays CYASunday - Wes Christian gets a meeting with MSM.
Monday - Wes has his interview.
Tuesday - More attention to naked shorting.
Tuesday or Wednesday - Ryan Choen can clear his throat and raise his hand and say the following.
Edit - Sometime this week - Rule 005 drops. I figure if you are going to dream dream big.
"My company just had their annual vote. We counted XXX millions share when there should only be 70 million total. I think my company may have been subjected to some form of naked shorting. I would like to look into this. "
He can say this without fear of market manipulation because it is mentioning a crime that has just been brought up in MSM. This would also eliminate any issue of backroom counting deleting votes. It would also allow Ryan to mention the vote count without someone claiming it is market manipulation.
I'm truly retarded and it's hard to stay conscious with all my blood headed to my nethers because this idea has made me giddy as a teenager on prom night.
So, my night last night did not exactly go as planned...this is long, but so was my random journey last night! Here we go!
My friend "Kay" (20s F) and I (30s F) were supposed to hangout after she got off work. Just take her husky to a small hiking trail, grab some food and chill. She texts me about an hour before she was going to head over to let me know she couldn't make it because she got a turtle call. Kay is in vet school and works in a turtle hospital that takes in injured wild turtles. I said ok no problem, we can hang out later.
Now, this is where the FU starts. I figured since we weren't going hiking or probably doing anything that I would indulge in an edible, mow the lawn and settle into some gaming for the night. I had a small chunk left of some Silly Wonka, and if anyone is not familiar with that, its like Russian Roulette of THC content. Some bites are mild, others are like, dear god you are floating in space.
So, I pop the last bite in my mouth, put some headphones in to listen to music and go start mowing. I get about half way through the yard and it hits- plenty strong for a really good high, but not danger level/seeing god, so we are good. Let me tell you, the rest of the lawn mowing was pretty awesome. I think at one point I was half dancing to the tunes while mowing. This was also the time that Kay texted me again. Turns out the turtle wasn't being brought in so she was free and her and doggo where headed over for us to go hike.
I thought, ok, I'm fucked up, but like, I can handle a mild hike, so let's do it! I texted back "Ya! But just FYI, I ate an edible so you have to drive and be the responsible adult". We get to the trail and so far so good. I am baked af, and the forest seems so magical. At one point I was rambling on about living in the little ferns because they looked so beautiful... a beautiful Fern Gully. (I hate myself for accidentally making that joke in the moment too). Alright so hike goes well, and it's time for food. Since we have doggo, I suggest a place we love with outdoor patio and it's nearby. We get there and dear lord it is PACKED. I don't actually know why or how there were that many people there as even without COVID restrictions it was overloaded. Anyway, high me was like "oh lemme go ask how long the wait is". So I get out, go check with the hostess, and surprise, the wait is like 90min, so I was like, ya no. Alright, back to the car to regroup!
I get in and Kay goes, "so how do you feel abou... keep reading on reddit ➡