πŸ”₯ Green sea turtle snuggles into a sea sponge and lets out a big yawn before a nap. v.redd.it/0j9p27f0n9071
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3333p7
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Wayne Brady and Marc Rebillet rap battle over who is the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle youtu.be/acnvRrpvwlk?t=29…
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Jake Paul investigated over suspected driving on protected turtle beach bbc.com/news/technology-5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almighty_One
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I was taking a screenshot of my house and caught a turtle mid lightning struck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cupboard_
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Meet this 90 year old turtle!⁠ v.redd.it/h4mv9jjsrnz61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powerfulwoman20
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Surfers helping out a gentle sea turtle v.redd.it/pz1bncn6y3271
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cenotaphx
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Mr. Turtle finessed the system
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FATMANFORSALE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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Fake 3D-printed turtle eggs with GPS trackers inside, designed by scientists to help catch poachers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthonyhui
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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A chocolate turtle v.redd.it/skxglu4670z61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peake37902
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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TIL that there's a rare turtle in Australia that was discovered in 1990, when Steve Irwin found it in a crocodile catching trip. It was named after him. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irw…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tirfing88
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsOmeySalvi
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Villagers love to sit and visit with my pet turtle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pristinesoybean
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I’ve been diving into making my own resource packs and I made a custom model for turtles reddit.com/gallery/ntgbnj
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Melissa may have given Ryan Cohen the Blue Turtle shell...

I made a post earlier about Melissa untying the hands of media then lightning struck. Please hear me out here...

I can't believe it took me this long to think of it but this unchained the beast that is **RYAN COHENCurrent events...**Friday - Melissa says "Naked Shorts yeah..."Saturday - Naked Shorts is trending on Twitter and getting the attention of the general public.Sunday - CNBC plays CYASunday - Wes Christian gets a meeting with MSM.

Theoretical...
Monday - Wes has his interview.
Tuesday - More attention to naked shorting.
Tuesday or Wednesday - Ryan Choen can clear his throat and raise his hand and say the following.
Edit - Sometime this week - Rule 005 drops. I figure if you are going to dream dream big.

"My company just had their annual vote. We counted XXX millions share when there should only be 70 million total. I think my company may have been subjected to some form of naked shorting. I would like to look into this. "

He can say this without fear of market manipulation because it is mentioning a crime that has just been brought up in MSM. This would also eliminate any issue of backroom counting deleting votes. It would also allow Ryan to mention the vote count without someone claiming it is market manipulation.

I'm truly retarded and it's hard to stay conscious with all my blood headed to my nethers because this idea has made me giddy as a teenager on prom night.

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This is a before and after image of a beach in Mumbai after a cleanup hosted by a lawyer named Afroz Shah allowed turtles to lay eggs there for the first time in 20 years. They are not done, but it is great progress.
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πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Turtle got VERY upset that dad was playing beat saber v.redd.it/hevl50pwr7z61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocobo_Guy
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Cursed_soft shell turtle
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β€˜Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot From Seth Rogen, Nickelodeon Set for 2023 variety.com/2021/film/new…
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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A chocolate turtle v.redd.it/gqwxbwb6i2z61
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πŸ“°︎ r/nextfuckinglevel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlishiaVillareal
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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The wise turtle has spoken.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soft_kid
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I made a sea turtle out of tuna salad at work...
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πŸ”₯ Turtle doing a morning stretch v.redd.it/f1ted2inzpx61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingDongPuddlez
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Green sea turtle snuggles into a sea sponge and lets out a big yawn before a nap v.redd.it/dtgq92a8w9071
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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3333p7
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I cooked 6 more Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizzas on my quest to cook and eat all 64 pizzas from the 1987 cartoon series. That's 29 down, 31 to go. reddit.com/gallery/nilx2u
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πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Frugal fix: My husband had a hole in his favorite pants, so I embroidered a little turtle reddit.com/gallery/nt45no
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpikySnowFairy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Why a turtle can't get out of its shell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomber_Sam
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[OC][Art] Dragon Turtle Plate | Armor (plate)
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Turtles are chadest pet
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This rare blue eyed box turtle has such a contagious smile
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GallowBoob
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Must be training to be a ninja turtle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNoName_ishere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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A very good boy who is trained to find sea turtle nests for conservation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catsandchill45
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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These guys helping out a sea turtle v.redd.it/ldhffqjpstw61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SunCloud-777
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Seth Rogen produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot to release on August 11 2023 twitter.com/Sethrogen/sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordDEMAXUS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Saving an upturned turtle v.redd.it/uegg98huh3w61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthonyhui
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solateor
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Turtle bro flips his upside down friend back up v.redd.it/o5jmmuactu171
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TIFU By eating an edible and winding up in a Turtle hospital

So, my night last night did not exactly go as planned...this is long, but so was my random journey last night! Here we go!
My friend "Kay" (20s F) and I (30s F) were supposed to hangout after she got off work. Just take her husky to a small hiking trail, grab some food and chill. She texts me about an hour before she was going to head over to let me know she couldn't make it because she got a turtle call. Kay is in vet school and works in a turtle hospital that takes in injured wild turtles. I said ok no problem, we can hang out later.

Now, this is where the FU starts. I figured since we weren't going hiking or probably doing anything that I would indulge in an edible, mow the lawn and settle into some gaming for the night. I had a small chunk left of some Silly Wonka, and if anyone is not familiar with that, its like Russian Roulette of THC content. Some bites are mild, others are like, dear god you are floating in space.

So, I pop the last bite in my mouth, put some headphones in to listen to music and go start mowing. I get about half way through the yard and it hits- plenty strong for a really good high, but not danger level/seeing god, so we are good. Let me tell you, the rest of the lawn mowing was pretty awesome. I think at one point I was half dancing to the tunes while mowing. This was also the time that Kay texted me again. Turns out the turtle wasn't being brought in so she was free and her and doggo where headed over for us to go hike.

I thought, ok, I'm fucked up, but like, I can handle a mild hike, so let's do it! I texted back "Ya! But just FYI, I ate an edible so you have to drive and be the responsible adult". We get to the trail and so far so good. I am baked af, and the forest seems so magical. At one point I was rambling on about living in the little ferns because they looked so beautiful... a beautiful Fern Gully. (I hate myself for accidentally making that joke in the moment too). Alright so hike goes well, and it's time for food. Since we have doggo, I suggest a place we love with outdoor patio and it's nearby. We get there and dear lord it is PACKED. I don't actually know why or how there were that many people there as even without COVID restrictions it was overloaded. Anyway, high me was like "oh lemme go ask how long the wait is". So I get out, go check with the hostess, and surprise, the wait is like 90min, so I was like, ya no. Alright, back to the car to regroup!

I get in and Kay goes, "so how do you feel abou

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandoraEvoX
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Pillager patrol trying to invade my turtle farm. v.redd.it/bilrw14o0g371
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnionToothpaste
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Turtle Polnareff, Aerosmith, and Gold experience have been added to the tiny clay gang!
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πŸ“°︎ r/wholesomejojo
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πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Matcha turtles for breakfast. Cutness overload.
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πŸ“°︎ r/Baking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JellyBozz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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β€œWho knocks at the garden gate?” I made a White Lotus Iroh baby turtle duck!
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πŸ“°︎ r/TheLastAirbender
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πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Found the perfect pot for my string of turtles! imgur.com/7LIW1zT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dayrunningrobot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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original sketches for the ninja turtles, 1984
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockpilemike
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Ninja turtles pizza from the hut. I knew it was going to be green but I didn’t expect it to look like fluro paint splattered across it
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πŸ“°︎ r/shittyfoodporn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyruleKits
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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Rare flat, softshell turtle found in Mekong River (known as Pelochelys cantorii)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayudvarman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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This turtle was mortally wounded by a tiger shark yet its sheer will to survive carried it through... for at least a little while...
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πŸ“°︎ r/natureismetal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bray-b-boi
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40 years of laundry. My parents bought this in 1980 when they first got married. It's also live a life as a pretend boat and turtle shell when I was little. It's in great condition and I'm so happy to be giving it more life.
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πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Don’t save the turtles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietUnion626
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Thanks, I hate when Burmese Peacock Softshell Turtles hide. v.redd.it/ykwor9tdsl071
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Celestial_Inferno
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Man attacked by snapping turtle v.redd.it/yobkfcklrdw61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leigh_mcnasty
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