Real quick story. We were at the zoo with the family. JNMIL had hurt her hip or knee or something and was lagging behind the rest of the fam. Me, being a kind person, slowed down to walk with her so she wasn't alone. This was most of the day. We were passing an exhibit that had animatronic life size dinosaurs. As we walked past, one of them that was still started moving and roared (or growled, or whatever sound dinosaurs are thought to produce.) This scared the shit out of Turkey Buzzard. She screamed, grabbed me by the shoulders and shoved me towards the plastic dino and ran the opposite direction. She tried to fucking feed me to a God damned dinosaur. I no longer had doubts of where I ranked as far as importance in her life.
This is the only thing I can think of every time I see Mercy the Buzzard.