My 11 month old son just hit me in the face with his toy and broke my tooth in half
Apparently if you don’t change toy Elsa’s batteries for five years, it summons the dark lord v.redd.it/w2t5khnnyze51
So I found my 9 year old’s “lost” Yoshi toy in my freezer.
AITA for making my boyfriend get rid of his toy collection?
My boyfriend has always called himself "A Kid at Heart". He collects toys, from quite a few different series. Wresting, TMNT, X Men, anime, etc.
We're in our 20's.
But they aren't for collecting purposes, they're all out of the box. And...He plays with them. Whenever he thinks i'm asleep, i can hear him mimicking the voices of the characters or doing commentary and i'll peak in the room and see him actually playing with them. That's another thing, it's a small apartment and he's got a whole room just for them. And a whole dresser full of parts and cards. Their guns and weapons and such. But they're confined to that room, none of them are anywhere else. When he comes home from work, it's one of the first things he does, play with the toys. We get packages from Ebay or Amazon almost twice a week. But he still makes time for me.
I thought it was cute and endearing at first. But we've got a baby on the way. And my friends are laughing at me. "Sounds like you're dating a 12 year old."
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Beyblades were the best toys
TIL a Florida animal shelter removed breed cards and instead sorted dogs into a "Pawgwarts House" by watching each dog play with a "sorting toy": brave Gryffindor pups are athletic, Slytherins are cunning pack leaders, Ravenclaws are problem-solvers, and Hufflepuffs are loyal and friendly. today.com/pets/shelter-so…
Motorwheel toy from the 1920's.
This gangster made his weekly trip to Toys R Us
Best-selling toy this summer
Toys that can only be used in zones you will never go back to are stupid.
It's so dumb to limit these things to an area.
There is a reason the saying "Fun detected" it a thing and this is just one of many things Blizz does to limit players ability to do anything remotely interesting in game.
The crash-test dummies in the Toy Story universe must have a truly horrible existence
Wtf based Barbie? Also why tf was this line in Toy Story
Le boy toy has not arrived
In Toy Story 2 (1999), while very difficult to make out even in 4K, the Truck with the giant cylinder on it (that almost squishes Mr. Potato Head) on it has the words “Kartoffel Pfannkuch” written on the side. This is German for “Potato Pancake.”
Bonnie put her favourite toy on my packed suitcase... oh man, the feels
Today Mia was a blood donor for a tiny kitten with flea anemia! As payment she got wet food, a tiny bit of ice cream, and the entire blood bank toy bin. reddit.com/gallery/i0yxvg
PsBattle: Boris Johnson playing with toys
ILPT: Paint the tip of your sub machinegun in fluorescent orange so that it looks like a toy. This will make law enforcement hesitate that second extra you need to take them out first.
I set up a table with houseplants outside for my adult son with autism to sell. First picture is him waiting for customers. Middle picture is shift change when he got bored. And the last picture is when he sold out! Profits are going towards a sensory toy. People were so kind today.
Gavels should be Squeaky Toys
Here he comes with his toy
Did anyone else’s Mom sell Discovery Toys? I was obsessed with Marbleworks.
Im glad you liked my former toy car photo, here is the next. Except the lamps, everything are real on this photo. I hope you will like it! :)
Binx is angry I found his toy stash.
The perfect beach toy it doesn’t exi-
This flatbed trailer hauling a toy truck
Mother-in-law was upset we hadn't bought any pink toys as we are expecting our daughter. My wife, then, demanded this paint scheme.
Meet Archie.. he has nerves of steel. Believe it or not this has been his favorite toy for three weeks. v.redd.it/15onr3a2x5e51
Maybe I can trick her to get me a happy meal too. That’s 2 toys.
Sleeping baby corgi with his toy
Malfoy likes to bring people his monkey toy when he is happy.
My 4 year old cracked his favorite toy and was devastated. I told him, "that's awesome, you just upgraded to Endgame Cap".
TIL Claw machines are rigged,and the owner can program them to drop a toy after it gets picked up, giving you the illusion of near-success. vox.com/2015/4/3/8339999/…
This Doggo always offers food to his favorite toy
We have to put her toys up high over night so we don’t get woken up. This is how she asks for them in the morning. v.redd.it/nraimfuy49d51
Unpopular opinion: Children should be the ones choosing their toys, sports, and clothes, not their parents
I get that the parents are the ones who will pay for that but what’s the point of buying it if your child doesn’t even want it.
At an early age, most children are denied of their freedom to choose what they really like since their parents think it’s not “appropriate for their gender”. I remember one time when I went to the toy store with my uncle (M42) and my baby cousin (M7), my baby cousin chose a pink teddy bear with a white bow for himself while my uncle chose a lego set for him. My uncle was so furious that he yelled at him in public and we left without buying anything for my cousin. My cousin literally cried for a solid 30 mins on the way home and it’s really sad that parents are teaching this kind of behavior to their kids. This type of parenting literally roots to children not wanting to express themselves fully and a dishonest relationship with their parents. Also, this type of parenting is already homophobic and sexist per se.
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When in Texas, always check your shoes and kids yard toys before using.
Toy conversion: german shepard to dire wolf
In Toy Story 2 (1999) , the American flag is replaced by the globe in rest of the world.
Each incarnation of the avatar will always choose the same four toys, but apparently that's not the only preference among avatars
Gestapo grab woman from crowd in Portland. People try to grab her and are shot with massive blast of munitions. Your Federal Government is using toy soldiers to terrorize American citizens. Your government is forfeit. twitter.com/AntifaEesti/s…
Accidently taught our 12wko boy, Bowie, to seek out his Kong toy. I happened to say "Where's your Kong?" every time we played with it, so he now tries to find it when I say it! We are reinforcing this as a game of hide and seek to focus his nose. Proud! v.redd.it/vxhg9tj1q5f51
My 8yo brother painted his toy gun as a birthday gift for me
TIL a whistle given as a toy in Captain Crunch boxes in the 70s was used by early hackers to gain free long distance calls. atlasobscura.com/articles…
You can now fully embrace the Uzi as it was in 2019 thanks to the FrankenSmith and the Penny Arcade Uzi's orange mini barrel attachment. Examples of a Toy Uzi, a Decked-Out Airsoft Uzi and an Uzi Water Pistol.
Brock Lesner and Curtis Axel are friends. Brock made a request for Axel to be included in this toy pack so that Curtis could make a bit more money.
Its still his favorite toy!
Bottom of the Toy Box Starterpack
24. Giraffe Villagers! – Gracie needs friends! I added a Geoffrey based on the Toy’s R Us mascot but otherwise no pop culture characters this time. Next up is Persian Cats!
Toys For Bob on Twitter: "We're seeing confusion about #MTX in @CrashBandicoot 4 and want to be 💎 clear: There are NO MICROTRANSACTIONS in #Crash4. As a bonus, the Totally Tubular skins are included in all digital versions of the game." twitter.com/ToysForBob/st…
a knight riding a horse but the horse is actually just toy
This game's sleazy monetization is trying to toy with your brain. Don't fall prey to it.
I get the game is F2P, and I understand they have to make money. At first, I was pretty disappointed about bundle prices because I believed (and still do) that they were too high. I get their tactic here, it's to target the wealthy, and hopefully, down the line, small fries like the major player base will get a fair deal. It isn't only the bundles which target the wealthy, however. To preface this, I will say also that no western, successful F2P game has pay-to-win.
This game has the sleaziest monetization of any F2P I've ever played. I thought it would get better over time, but my hope has dwindled after Joe Lee's (RiotSWAGGERNAU7) statement regarding the battle-pass in Ask VALORANT #1. I would also like to say that managing monetization is this man's job. If you're going to get mad at anyone, get mad at the greedy guys at the top, not at him or the revenue team.
No VP in the battle-pass. Interesting strategy. Here is what h
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In Toy Story (1995), one of Sid's hybrid toys is literally a 'hooker'.
Missing childhood toy
My girlfriends sister lost a close friend many years ago, a pink stuffed elephant named Ellie. As it is her 21st next year we were hoping to reunite her with her long lost friend Ellie, or at least as close as we could. Ellie was lost many years ago when a our great grandmother accidentally gave Ellie away to another child in her retirement home.
Linked are some of the only photos we have of Ellie, unfortunately far from high resolution but hopefully they will get the idea accross. reverse image searches haven't yielded exactly what we wanted. Searching a couple pages of images we haven't quite found her, many close relatives but none are Ellie.
Some extra details the photos might not show is that Ellie's ears are a soft silky like texture different to the body. The body itself is smooth. Ellie was bought in the early 2000s.
I would appreciate anyone information perhaps if you had an elephant like Ellie when you were young.
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At the start of Toy Story (1995), Randy Newman sings “You’ve got a Friend in me” on his own. In the end credits, he sings it in a duet with Lyle Lovett. At first, Woody is Andy's only favorite toy, so one singer. In the end, Woody and Buzz are both Andy's favorite toys, so two singers. v.redd.it/ujuuuuiqzg451
He absolutely loves his toy
AITA for breaking my kids' toys?
Edit:: I'm totally okay with any asshole verdicts, but I'm noticing a lot of criticism to the route I chose, but no offered alternatives. No hostility or debating on my end; if you think I acted wrong, could you suggest something that may be an effective alternative? Because obviously it hasn't occurred to me!
I'm aware of how the title reads. But I'm at a loss.
My kids are pretty spoiled. They're the type that will show gratitude for any and everything - they both start gushing thank yous when someone buys them new socks or underwear, for example. But between what we get them as their parents, gifts from aunts and uncles and cousins and grandparents, it's pretty rare they don't get what they've asked for.
Up until last year we were living in a financial sinkhole. Paycheck to paycheck. Stretching dollars. So long as bills and a roof over our heads are paid for, kids come first.
Anyways, last year was the first year we started getting ourselves pushed out of living in deficit. We'r
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My dogs favourite toy. Watching the faces of people who are walking past when my dog is staring out the window with them in his mouth is brilliant
Josie "helping" clean by playing with a toy for preschool children
He's been waiting so long for this chance...and now it's finally here. 😱Look out -- Toy Bonnie is back and he's ready to play 🐰🤩
"WOW you have a toy GTA car?!?" - My 12 year old nephew.
If they had those machines that dispensed random cheap 25 cent children's toys in plastic bubbles, but for adults and cost $10, what items might be dispensed?
[MCU] Was Thanos aware that toy bubble guns exist, or did he just think it was funny to make Quill's gun blow bubbles?