If you can touch your door while on the loo, you're probably not rich
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You're offered the ability to absorb the knowledge of any book you touch instantly, but the way it works is that time freezes and won't unfreeze until you finish reading the book cover to cover, do you accept this power/curse? Why or why not?
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So last night was interesting... The cake was a nice touch though
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Oversinging, or β€œadding your own touch” to a song is extremely annoying

Singing a classic song with β€œyour own twist” usually ends up in a trainwreck, and you see this a lot with the American national anthem. Purposefully altering the tune of a song just to sound β€œunique” is very irritating and extra. The only exception would be if it’s your own song, then go nuts.

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Weird how lots of people have a habit of saying 'Don't touch me' while harassing and touching other people? v.redd.it/sumov8i2v6x61
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Update: Squirrel I have been feeding for months at work finally let me touch it v.redd.it/1xcflrh98ax61
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In isolation wards where patients die alone, craving the touch of their loved ones, nurses fill gloves with warm water to simulate that comfort. They call it the Hand of God.
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What are things you've (over)heard rich people say that shows they're incredibly out of touch with regular people, or tone-deaf to the struggle of the common person?
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My first thought when I heard Tesla is going to make the gear shifter on their touch screen m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2P…
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Tortoise shells have nerve endings and are sensitive to the slightest touch. This tortoise at Badger Run Wildlife Rehab loves to feel her shell scratched, so a kind volunteer made her a scratching device. v.redd.it/h8j33rdghdp61
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TIL in the 5th century BC, diabetes was first identified by a surgeon named Sushruta who pointed out that the urine of diabetics was sweet enough to attract ants and sticky to the touch. He noted that diabetes affected rich castes and was related to the excessive consumption of rice and sweets ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti…
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Karen Protesting At A Grocery Store, Tells Associate "I do not touch satanic devices!" When Offered Mask v.redd.it/qybyfdwf3yw61
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Even outdoors, a 500-person wedding feels a bit out of touch right now, doesn’t it?
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Amid surging cases and 'double mutant' variant, flights from India touch down in Canada vancouversun.com/news/ami…
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Dems Knock White House for β€˜Out of Touch’ Stance on Weed thedailybeast.com/dems-kn…
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Vintage Ronson touch tip lighter
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Am I out of touch? No, it's the decades of science that are wrong.
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I believe I can flyyy, I believe I can touch the sky v.redd.it/jxu77lwmjlq61
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All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be
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To touch a gray whale 🐳 up close v.redd.it/oea7y94xyxn61
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US stock market is bloody scam and I wont touch it again. Im from the UK and I will stick with british market

Title says pretty much everything. The fact how fraudelent US stock market is and manipulation that happens in bright daylight is outrageous. I also belive I wont be the only one, they messed with whole new generation of millenials who taken on ivesting recently and realized how this game is rigged and controlled from the top to bottom. Who wants to play in game where if you winning mods change the rules? yeah fuck that. I suggest you Ameritards to look for some 401ks alternatives, keep your pensions away from Wall St!

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Non runner, no ones wants to touch it since no one knows how to fix it...
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Me : Touch starved and single
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Biden will speak after Chauvin verdict, has been in touch with local authorities: White House abcnews.go.com/Politics/b…
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Trying to touch the bridge
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Someone broke the key for our compactor and this is how the manager fixed it. Just touch the purple wire to the blue to turn it on.
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can’t touch kids = literally 1994
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Every touch lights up the floor. v.redd.it/p9yd6e2drnn61
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Does anyone else fine it odd that tv/YouTube chefs wear gloves when working with meat but then touch everything else in the kitchen?

I just anyways found this odd. Seasonings, oven/grill handles, etc...

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I'm actually terrified at how out-of-touch the Ford government is after today's conference.
  • Basically laughs at paid sick leave
  • Reporters hammering them with facts, Mr. Cheesecake & Co. push back and blame on everyone else but themselves
  • After one reporter said that people won't listen to these orders if they aren't realistically enforced.. with Ford to go on to say 'please, pretty please just obey'

My jaw dropped many times as I watched them answer questions. I cannot believe that they're blaming all of us while taking no accountability for themselves. This is not what a leader does..

These people live on another planet. They're so incredibly out-of-touch.

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I don't understand the people complaining about the league, maybe I'm not in touch with the community ?

Here are some reason why I love this league :

  • Ultimatum is one of my favorite mechanic right now, it's really challenging until you get enough gear to overcome them, it drops a lot of small currency without drowning you in useless items and it gives a lot of experience.

  • The maven stuff is still as good as last league, the invitations are cool and so are the atlas passives. Small lack of master mission for certain passive but it can be overcome with watchstones.

  • Conqueror of the atlas were starting to irritate me around A5~6 but the maven craftable watchstone can be used to bypass the map sustain drought so it's no longer a big deal.

There were issues at league launch that were rather promptly dealt with, I can't imagine how terrifying it must be to work at GGG and see this unfold when you've spent your last 4 month busting your ass off on a new league.

I hear that the complains are about map sustain (did not experience it any more than another league) and difficulty of Ultimatum, but that's the goal of the mechanic, it could not work if it wasn't harder than the rest. Maybe someone could explain why they feel like this league is different than the others instead of explain why this league is bad and should not be played ?

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Shaq: "When I get stressed out, Step Brothers, that’s the movie I'm watching. 'Don't touch my fucking drum set'. I go to that part. It makes me laugh and then I can calm down." streamable.com/ioh5lc
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Oprah has zero touch with reality

I keep seeing commercials for the new discovery plus network with Oprah and her shows and she rambles on about her philosophy and how she finds her center etc etc and there is no way she has any idea what a normal person deals with or feels on a daily basis. I really dislike people like this trying to tell me how to live. When you have more money than god you don’t get to tell me the best way to live

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Apple debuts redesigned Magic Keyboard with Touch ID 9to5mac.com/2021/04/20/ap…
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Dont touch my friend! v.redd.it/aq2apgyswms61
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Central banks and government out of touch with Main Street when it comes to rising cost of living financialpost.com/investi…
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I wouldn’t touch my shrimpizza either...
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1978- My mom was a secretary at the SF FBI office. I found this picture of her swooning from Clint Eastwood's touch (he was in town filming "Escape From Alcatraz")
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New touch-based fingertip blood-free, painless, reliable blood sugar monitoring leverages fast sweat rate on the fingertip, without needing finger pricks or blood, should lead to frequent self-testing of glucose and enhanced patient compliance toward improved management of diabetes. pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1…
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WYR have the power to clone your self, clone beings, or anything you touch?

Clone yourself- You can instantly create multiple duplicates of yourself. However; any clone you create will also have the power to clone themselves if they choose.

Clone beings - You can clone and modify any living biological entity. However; humans cannot exist presently at the same time. Instead, the consciousness of the being will be transferred into the clone and then the original being will cease to be.

Clone objects- You can clone any non-biological object you touch. However; the bigger the object, the less quality it will have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayovaclife
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She didn't even touch the base
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Coming Soon to Xbox Game Pass: Grand Theft Auto V, Xbox Touch Controls, and More - Xbox Wire news.xbox.com/en-us/2021/…
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Lamy's first IRL encounter with Marine started with Marine wanting to touch Lamy's butt rear.
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In isolation wards where patients die alone, craving the touch of their loved ones, nurses fill gloves with warm water to simulate that comfort. They call it the Hand of God.
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Opinion | If you don’t have $20 million, relax. A wealth tax won’t touch you thestar.com/opinion/contr…
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WYR touch a button that will give you 100k usd but kill one random person in the world for each time you touch it or donΒ΄t?

edit: "random person" includes you and your loved ones

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Push me (best viewed in touch-screen devices) [OC] reddit.com/gallery/lzyizy
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Aly & AJ - a touch of the beat gets you up on your feet gets you out and then into the sun open.spotify.com/album/4K…
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Pretty much just the shoulder touch scene without any jokes
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