Robin Williams offering “The Thinker” a roll of toilet paper
TIL that in WWII there was a Nazi sailor who flushed his toilet incorrectly, causing his submarine to flood with seawater. The sub was forced to surface in view of the British who then attacked, resulting in the vessel's destruction, 4 Nazi deaths, and 46 Nazis captured en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ger…
No, Psycho (1960) is not the first American film to show a toilet on screen. A toilet appears in the 1928 American silent film The Crowd.
AITA for embarrassing my daughter by asking her not to flush her pads down the toilet?
I’m 38m and my daughter Chloe is 10. Chloe recently started her period. I discovered this after I went into the bathroom a few days ago and found a used sanitary pad floating in the toilet. I knew it had to be left there by Chloe, since my wife uses tampons (and also throws them in the bin where they belong.)
Shortly after I came out of the bathroom, I saw Chloe sitting in the living room playing on her phone. My wife was out visiting her sister at the time, and since I didn’t know when she was getting back, I figured I might as well talk to Chloe about it right away. I said something like: “Hey kiddo, I found a pad in the toilet. From now on, I’d like to ask you to fold them into a piece of toilet paper and put them in the trash. It’s OK that it happened this one time, but it could cause problems for the toilet if it happens again.”
Chloe turned bright red and screamed “Oh my god!” while jumping off the couch and bolting into the bathroom. A moment later, she came running back into
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[Serious] A few years ago, the Guggenheim museum unveiled an exhibit that was a gold, fully functioning toilet that visitors could use. The exhibit was called America. How do you feel about this?
My girlfriend and I have an ongoing argument about which direction the toilet paper roll should face. Today I've decided to assert my dominance with a padlock.
Thanks, I hate warm toilet seats.
Made this while sitting on the toilet
AITA for putting my dog's wee-wee pads on the bathroom floor b/c my BF has bad aim and keeps missing the toilet?
My boyfriend (30/M) and I (28/F) have been together about a year and when our city implemented lockdown for the virus, he decided to quarantine with me at my apartment as I live alone and have a nicer apartment and he has several roommates.
Mostly it has been going well and thankfully we both still have jobs, except in the first few weeks I started noticing that the bathroom floor was suddenly always wet around the toilet. (The sink is across the room from the toilet so it's unlikely to be from the sink.) At first I thought it might be water but soon realized that it was definitely pee. I asked BF about it nicely, and he apologized and said sometimes he has bad aim. I asked him to try a little harder and he said sure.
The floor continued to be frequently spattered with piss, and a few weeks later I confronted him about it again because I think it's pretty gross to step in his pee several times a week, and it seems like an easy thing to fix. If he misses the toilet, I think the very l
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At my local Allen Tire Company. Before this, it used to say "Now accepting toilet paper as payment".
Just moved into my first place after living in my car for the past couple of years. It’s small, but there’s a shower and a toilet and it’s super cozy to me.
TIL a masked Manchester music producer known as "Outlaw" has been driving around at 5 mph blasting McFerrin's "Don't Worry" & handing out free items such as toilet paper, sanitiser, & weed. He's also known for handing out cash to needy at xmas & for giving bags of bud to passersby in Picadilly Gdns. vice.com/en_uk/article/93…
While Americans hoarded toilet paper, hand sanitiser and masks, Russians withdrew $13.6 billion in cash from ATMs: Around 1 trillion rubles was taken out of ATMs and bank branches in Russia over past seven weeks...amount totaled more than was withdrawn in whole of 2019. newsweek.com/russians-hoa…
Yes, they have oil which is necessary. And even toilet paper!
AITA for not wanting to train my cat to use the litter box instead of the toilet because my boyfriend doesn’t like it?
Basically my cat is trained to use the toilet bowl, I have two bathrooms in my flat and the cat uses the guest one, it’s always up and clean because the cat uses it and knows how to flush it (sometimes he forgets it), I clean it every day and my cat been doing it for the past 6 years.
My boyfriend just moved in with me and he hates it, even if we have our own bathroom and barely uses the guest ones, he says it is disgusting and awful, last night we had a huge fight because the cat didn’t flush it’s poo and now my bf is saying that he is going to leave if I don’t litter box train my cat, but I see no point doing it since the toilet is much more hygienic.
So AITA for not wanting to change my cats habits to make my boyfriend happy?
INFO/EDIT: Adopted senior cat, declawed with aversion of the box and burring his own waste. In the shelter in order to not use the box he would shit and pee on his own bed and sleep on it, thing that decreased his chances of getting adopted, indeed I adopt
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Rolls of toilet paper used per person per year [OC]
Hypocrite can’t return toilet paper and uses daughter as guilt
A man in South Australia wanted a refund for 150 32 pack toilet paper and 150 units of 1L sanitiser. He ended up basically getting told to piss off. youtu.be/cSLrbYsqZ4o?t=71
This judge just sentenced a mentally retarded janitor to prison for 'possession of petrol bomb'. The petrol bomb in question is actually toilet cleaning agent.
IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN A LUCID DREAM, DO NOT USE IT!
I’ve thought it’d be a good idea to use a toilet in a lucid dream, woke up with shit in my pants.
Here is part 2! To celebrate r/terraria hitting 500k members today, I set out to represent every one of you guys with a Terra toilet. So here is 500,000 Terra Toilets!
Supermarket manager's blunt reply to toilet paper hoarder wanting refund: The manager ripped into a stockpiler who tried to get a refund on almost 5000 rolls of toilet paper he couldn’t sell online. news.com.au/finance/busin…
In captivity, ravens can learn to talk better than some parrots. They also mimic other noises, like car engines, toilets flushing, other animals and birdcalls. Ravens have been known to imitate wolves or foxes to attract them to carcasses that the raven isn't capable of breaking open.
Spent the past month working on this video, trying to get a person in every country (with exceptions) to throw toilet paper to each other. I hope it's better than celebrities singing "Imagine" v.redd.it/azahs7q3rb051
Male or Female, you should close the toilet lid before you flush!
There are scientific studies out there that prove that when a toilet lid is left up when flushed, it sprays microscopic germs (urine/feces) everywhere in the surrounding area. It doesn't matter what is more or less convenient; it's a disgusting habit that people should not follow especially when in a bathroom with other products (toothbrush, etc.) as those germs can spread even a few feet away!
YSK that if you were cornered in a bathroom, or had to defend yourself from an intruder while you are in the bathroom. The heavy ceramic top that covers the toilet tank is an effective improvised weapon
Throwing shampoo bottles or even using the shower rod isn't a viable choice (especially in a cramped space). If you had to defend yourself, the ceramic top is heaviest and the most lethal improvised weapon you can reach for. It is practically a cinderblock ,and it might save your life or the life of your friend/family so you should know this.
Inspired by similar post I saw on here, heres me age 4 with a toilet seat stuck on my head
Did you stomach ever hurt so bad that you got completely naked on the toilet?
I saw a tweet like this some time ago and I was seriously shocked because I thought it was only me being weird
I’m hauling down this road with 140,000lbs of pulp logs going to make toilet paper for you guys
In the 2017 movie "Detroit" none of the characters are shown going to the toilet, this is a subtle hint to the fact that you can't have shit in Detroit.
Props to this Costco for safely and efficiently coordinating toilet paper sales
Bought the game yesterday, went to the toilet for a bit thinking it would be fine, it was not fine
My local supermarket uses rainwater for the toilets. I wish every building had systems like that.
ironic toilet paper usa memes each quadrant unironically agrees with
Toilet Paper Scalper Selling Rolls For $60 Each Gets Reported, Arrested
I wish I never had to use the toilet again.
Edit: Some of these comments make me seriously regret posting this. Putting r/eyebleach here for anyone who needs it.
"They had no toilet paper on their entire journey"
You’re immune from shark attacks while using toilets, urinal, and showers. The likelihood of a Blue Whale attack does increase by 64% while taking a bath.
Lord Tortugus, Breaker of Toilets
Just a fun Question, Why does my finger going through my palm make me realise im dreaming and not Godzilla sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper?
Why do these crazy things that are happening in my dreams not make me realise im dreaming but me having 6 or 4 fingers do?
Bought a new toilet seat and it didn't magically convert my toilet into a swimming pool.
Then u have to go to toilet and start over for the 8th time
Here is some dumb ass meme i made on toilet
Daniel James: "I was in the toilet crying my eyes out [after beating Man City 2-1 in December] because I was so happy, but when you're that happy you want to share it with the people you love, and I couldn't share that with my dad." twitter.com/UtdXclusive/s…
Who bought all the toilet paper? Study suggests who was most likely to stockpile during COVID-19 | People who were afraid of COVID-19 web.archive.org/web/20200…
The $20 toilet paper my auntie bought (on the right) on Amazon compared to a normal roll (on the left)
The ' Don't ' section in our Office Toilet (OC) .
polish toilet spin homosex
TIL A medieval French soldier climbed up a toilet into a besieged castle to let his army in. King John of England had specifically requested that toilet be installed for personal use during church services. The castle’s fall led to English loss of Normandy and the signing of the Magna Carta. medieval.stormthecastle.c…
My wife and I were using the restroom in two different bathrooms. I needed toilet paper, so my wife connected some to my good girl Roxie, and she hooked it up. Lol
toilet paper armor, yo yo, arm cannon, sword, and all their Terra toilet paper variants.
"Okay then I wish for a decent toilet"
I wish toilet paper would be sentient and sexually aroused when whiping, saying "Oh yes! Wipe me with your brown sauce, daddy!"
The Korean taco place we got takeout from gave us a roll of toilet paper with our meal.
Does anyone else trade best sitting on the toilet
Without question I've made my greatest gains sitting on the porcelain throne. I sit typing this right now as a brown prairie dog pokes his head out of his den and ventures off to the watering hole. Sometimes when I don't even have to shit I'll sit on the toilet and wait for the market to open, and watch tickers till my legs are numb. Does anyone else have the same routine?
I paid Trumps campaign manager Corey Lewandowski to give my imaginary son toilet training encouragement. v.redd.it/jracchpyx7251
Danganronpa alignment chart #5: when there’s no toilet paper
Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!?
Man grabs a fish off the floor, emulsifies it with a drill, stuffs it full of popcorn, sets his toilet on fire and tries to grill the fish over it before destroying it all by dumping salt over everything, then throwing the resulting mess on a sidewalk, all while dance music about autism plays. youtu.be/W4WrQP_OEkk
The "sitting on the toilet for too long starter pack"
Found in new house. They tried to fix a toilet fill valve leak with tape.
Unpopular opinion? Kirkland toilet paper sucks
It might be larger and cheaper than Charmin, but those savings are canceled out by the amount needed to ahem take care of business.