TIL that four high-school students in the β€˜70s are the reason we no longer have pay toilets in America. They created an organization called CEPTIA, and were able to successfully lobby against the issue. 8 years later, pay toilets were all but nonexistent throughout the US. psmag.com/economics/dont-…
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Facial recognition is used in China for everything from refuse collection to toilet roll dispensers and its citizens are growing increasingly alarmed, survey shows scmp.com/tech/innovation/…
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Hitler’s toilet seat looted by US soldier during World War II up for auction hindustantimes.com/world-…
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Toilet gaming
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Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in hospital toilet, suspended indiatoday.in/trending-ne…
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Trump Administration Concludes Appropriately With Toilet Scandal slate.com/news-and-politi…
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Instead of my christmas gift, amazon delivered me an industrial supply of single ply toilet paper imgur.com/7FjwUzJ
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Protesters in Moscow have been holding toilet brushes, in reference to the Putin’s palace scandal where each toilet brush cost thousands of dollars each v.redd.it/w7zoujbqz8d61
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How do I make my toilet bowl more slippery

Strange problem here. No matter how clean my toilet bowl is, poop sticks right to it. My friends have confirmed that it’s a problem for them as well but only when they use my toilet. I don’t have this problem using any other toilet.

Im tired of having to use toilet paper to smear the poop off the bowl every damn time I poop. Its absolutely disgusting.

How in gods name do I make my bowl more slippery?

Edit: It’s a brand new toilet and has been thoroughly cleaned. There’s no reason for the finish not to be intact.

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Went to the dentist to make the last payment on $12,000 of work done. This is the toilet paper in his office restroom. imgur.com/DWSemC1
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Golf plated toilet seat
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TIL that in the film Psycho (1960), a concern for the censors, was an actresses flushing a toilet, with its contents (torn-up note paper) fully visible the first time. No flushing toilet had appeared in mainstream film and television in the United States at that time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psy…
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AITA for being upset my nephews broke every toilet in my house?

My husband’s brother (my BIL) and his two kids (13/m and 8/m) were staying with us for christmas. They’ve had a rough year because his wife died in March. The kids are a handful because of it, but I’ve been trying to be gracious. Yesterday was my last straw, and I need a gut check for if I overreacted.

I got home from work yesterday and discovered the ground floor toilet is cracked and leaking water. It’s a mess and after shutting off the water, I ran upstairs to get extra towels and discover the upstairs toilet is cracked and leaking too. At this point I’m pissed. I go to the basement and, yup, the basement toilet is even worse.

I ran into the kids on my way up with extra towels and asked wtf they did to the toilets. The oldest said β€œmaybe it was the boiling water bandits.” I said that makes no sense and we get into an argument. BIL came along to ask what was wrong. He was taking a nap. The kids start saying the boiling water bandits did it. As we’re arguing, it comes out the kids were trying to do a prank because of home alone. They dumped boiling water in all the toilets and tried to blame it on burglars who go around breaking toilets.

At this point I’m saying that’s ridiculous and they’re old enough to know the difference between a stupid movie and real life. BIL gets upset at this because the kids have imprinted on home alone because it’s about a mother and her kid being reunited at Christmas. At this point, both kids start crying about missing their mom.

I told them they need to leave because I need to fix my house. BIL says β€œyou’re throwing us out?” I explain there’s no functioning toilets in the house and if anything they threw me out of my own home because I’m going to have to stay in a hotel.

Husband is not speaking with me because the kids’ feelings are upset. He’s staying with BIL and I’m at a hotel alone while trying to find a plumber who can fix all of this. AITA

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Brazilian beef farms β€˜used workers kept in conditions similar to slavery’. Workers on farms supplying world’s biggest meat firms allegedly paid Β£8 a day and housed in shacks with no toilets or running water. theguardian.com/environme…
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A builder is coming today, they're late, and I need a poo, but I'm afraid of going to the toilet incase he arrives whilst I'm mid poo.
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Toto’s Wellness Toilet promises health advice based on poop analysis digitaltrends.com/home/to…
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Easily the largest toilet seat I have ever encountered in my bathroom using career. Just tremendous
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My friend's under-the-stairs "bathroom" where the toilet is diagonal and partially installed into the carpeted wall.
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Just $2 a year would keep Toronto’s trails and public toilets open all winter. Why that will never happen under John Tory thestar.com/amp/opinion/c…
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My in-laws who use a little off every single roll of toilet paper instead of one at a time.
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Panic buying of toilet paper hits U.S. stores again with new pandemic restrictions reuters.com/article/us-he…
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Vancouver businesses call for city to provide public toilets for homeless people during pandemic cbc.ca/news/canada/britis…
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Replaced a broken toilet flange and fixed my wobbly toilet ... not glamorous, but I’m proud! imgur.com/gallery/8gNh1fR
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One of the fake heads used as a decoy during the 1962 escape of 3 prisoners from Alcatraz. Made with soap, toilet paper, toothpaste, and concrete dust [1278x1278]
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Toilet paper challenge for stupid prize v.redd.it/je9g0vd9yl461
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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41.1% of Americans considered buying a bidet during the COVID toilet paper shortage bespokesurgical.com/2021/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvocadoOnly8151
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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Propane is the new toilet paper and you can trade it with $SPH

Hey everyone. Everyone's got their eyes on meme stocks, but I have been working on this long thesis for a while and I wanted to share it as this company's earnings are on Feb 4. With that being said:

Tl;dr: Propane demand is at a multi-year high due to outdoor dining and hoarding. Suburban Propane Partners ($SPH) represents a massive opportunity as the stock price has stayed flat among the rapid hike in demand. This is a sleepy company and Wall Street has overlooked these developments. The company reports earnings on Feb 4 before market open. I believe call options represent the best risk/reward for this overlooked stock.

Disclosure: I am bullish on SPH and hold a large position in call options. This trade thesis is for entertainment purposes only! I am not an investment advisor. Please do your own research and seek professional investment advice for your portfolio. None of the following statements should be interpreted as financial advice or investment recommendations.

In August of 2020, I released a document outlining a propane consumption trend, following the outbreak of COVID-19 in the U.S as well as the record natural disasters in 2020. I highlighted Suburban Propane Partners as the most effective trade in the space. I bought call options and sold several months later for 16x my original investment, moving on to new trading opportunities.

Last time I released research on this trade, a lot of people requested more detailed information on what specific trades I made. I hold no shares, however, I've included the six options contracts that I am purchasing. I am playing the February and May earnings reports. Please do not follow my trades. Again, do your own research. I am not a financial advisor and this is not financial advice!

Last Quarter's Earnings

$17.50 Calls for Feb. 19th

$20 Calls for Feb. 19th*

This Quarter's Earnings

$17.5 Calls for May 21st

$20 Calls for May 21st

$22.5 Calls for May 21st

$25 Calls for May 21st

This stock has a low float and low daily volumes which influenced my decision to play this with calls.

Due to COVID, outdoor dining has caused an explosive demand for propane patio heaters and fire pits, which are still backordered with many retailers for the next month and have been extremely difficult to get since September. This has created a panic in the propane market and has many businesses and home owners desperately attempting to buy and store as much propane as they can. After e

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Dear nasty ass women of the world, stop pissing on the mother f’ing toilet seats. It’s disgusting!!!
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Toilet paper roll art by Junior Fritz Jacquet
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A Skull Toilet
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Everybody said don't make the toilet room dark/black so that's what I did. Do you like it ?
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[Half-Life: Alyx] has physics good enough to do toilet paper tactical reloads in various ways(But sometimes goes wild too) v.redd.it/vjyixlyjy7c61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mouri_314
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WCGW drinking juice out of a toilet paper roll? v.redd.it/zvwcw9tpfc661
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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HMC while I kick the toilet paper v.redd.it/fm6bj0g079b61
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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The $3,000-a-month toilet for the Ivanka Trump/Jared Kushner Secret Service detail washingtonpost.com/dc-md-…
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[Half-Life: Alyx] has physics good enough to do toilet paper tactical reload. v.redd.it/ccsv4v46ao861
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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This meme was made in the toilet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vishnu6744
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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Stocking up on ammo before Biden takes office. I guess these are the same sheep buying tons of toilet paper. v.redd.it/8pdykima91c61
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I made this while sitting on the toilet seat
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Install the toilet, boss.
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HMB while I kick the toilet paper v.redd.it/fm6bj0g079b61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scaulbylausis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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β€œWHAT DID THE CONTRACT THAT YOU SIGNED SAY? No matter what you were told by the broker, mover, or the sentient turd in your toilet, you signed a contract, right? Those are the terms you agreed to.” reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…
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No toilets around? Just shit in the park while kids watch! v.redd.it/fldi00d2uz561
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A Boogie wit da Hoodie sued for clogging toilets in New Jersey mansion. nj.com/bergen/2021/01/rap…
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Newly back into woodworking. I give you, not a cabinet, not a box, but a toilet stool!
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Toilet time
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blessed_toilet
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Redditors of Reddit. What’s the most disgusting thing you have found inside your toilet?

Personally it’s shit

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Hub toilet backed up v.redd.it/0uxtsvxonvd61
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Thin toilet paper is better than thick toilet paper

Thick toilet paper rips way too easily and proves to be less accurate. Thin toilet paper allows you to easily get everything clean effectively and precisely. Charmin is shit because it’s way too thick and tears so easily, often getting stuck. Any toilet paper thinner than, say, a piece of paper is ideal, maybe 1-2 ply. I want my ass to be clean and free of pieces of toilet paper, so I much prefer thinner, coarser toilet paper.

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