Do British People even have food that doesn't end with "on Toast"?
Slightly overweight science nerd and videogamer, dad is mocking me over everything I do (weight,being a nerd...) Getting bullied in school and sometimes not enjoying life. Fellow redditors, gimme a toast plz.
What in the cinnamon toast fuck?
Broke up with my fiancé of 2 years on Tuesday and my friend forgot my birthday is this weekend so I'm spending it alone. Toast would be very appreciated^^ have a good day!
26M Have had a rough month. Got robbed at gunpoint. Car broke down. Grandpa died. Trying to stay positive! Toast me
Tried to ask for a toast before, wasn't in a good head space to take it. Turns out reoccurring breast cancer has been trying to make a comeback tour and went to my brain, which lead to surgery a month ago. Allergic reactions galore. Could use that toasting now! Thank you!
I (F22) finally got the courage to shave my head to look like my favorite movie characters (Furiosa/Negasonic T.W). I love it. My mom hates it, thinks I’m having a mental break, and doesn’t want to be in my graduation photos because of it. I could use a toast.
What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
We all thought Scarra was the prophet but it turns out it's always been Toast
There’ll be blizzard in hell before I stop eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch for breakfast
Homemade Brioche is the perfect foundation for an epic French Toast
My new toaster has a integrated toast grabber so you dont burn your hands
My soon to be French toast disapproving of my dietary choices.
17M I know I'm probably too young for this. But just got out of a 2 year emotionally abusive relationship last week. My trauma triggers were used to get my attention and make me feel dependant which has kinda screwed my self esteem. Could use a toast!
Turned 19 today.... Had a rough year but hoping that would change from today... Could really use a birthday toast.
It's just egg on toast... Why...
Two crackheads torture an innocent Toast (2020; colorized)
(38F) Going on a social-distance style first date in an hour. Could use a toast!
My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me.
[Homemade] french toast sticks
I graduated over a year ago and 3 weeks before quarantine I got my first adult job. I really loved it and they let me go today due to lack of funding. please toast me
(20M) I was about to start me dream job in April before covid knocked me back to the bottom of the ladder. I'm stuck in the same job I've been in for 3 years and I'm finally starting to slip with threats of dismissal 💤. I could really do with a toast right about now.
Raising chickens is pretty fun! Meet toast!
toast and nickel for 1ST Lt. Kenneth “Kage” Allen of the 493rd Fighter Squadron.
A toast to all the nice people of toastme, y’all are awesome! Be kind to yourselves :D
19F can’t seem to get someone to look my way and I’m very insecure about how I look. My family hates me so I need a pick-me-up. Toast me the best you can
So.. I’m 15, Dad killed himself last summer, just broke my 2 month clean streak, crush has a gf, and I’m moving because of my stepdad. Please toast me
A couple of months of no cafe coffee and avo toast down, who can buy a house now?
Because I certainly can't..
Edit. Ha! I cannot believe this has gained so much traction, just a passing thought posted in fun. To the 5 people who have been negative or told me to grow up, maybe follow your own advice and also, if possible, grow a sense of humor. We're all different though, alot of people got the spirit in which this post was meant.
To everyone else, thanks for the laughs! Special mention to everyone that gave recipes for avo toast, delish. And an extra special mention to everyone who has saved money or bought a house! You rock!
It’s rye toast season for some
My parents toaster they received on their wedding day in 1962. My family uses this every day and it works perfectly. Doesn't do thick bagels, bacon or coffee. It just toasts bread.
[Homemade] Cherry Vanilla French Toast, sage sausage, cheddar chive scrambled, garlic parsley home fries, and crispy sunny-side up.
Avo toast, berries with marshmallow fluff and a pickle for breakfast ~222 cals 🥑
Lockdown Tasting Menu. After last week’s ‘Beans on Toast’ here’s your second course: Twice baked tuber with simmered legumes on a cheese checkerboard.
My toaster has a window to see how toast your bread is.
r/indieheads Toast Of: TV on the Radio
TOAST OF: TV ON THE RADIO
As you can probably tell from the name of the activity, it is essentially the opposite of the Roast Of series. We are currently in a very hard time with all these things in the world going on right now, and I think it would be nice to have some positivity. In this series users will praise a certain artist/band's music. It is somewhat like a review of ones entire discography, except positive reviews only.
This activity is formerly known as Praise Of. The name has been changed due to multiple people requesting it.
1.Positive reviews only.
2.No glorification of discrimination, sexual misconduct, problematic behavior, etc.
3.The toast need to be longer than just a "10/10" or "Awesome!". Preferably, it is backed up with some degree of reasoning/personal stories.
4.On the last post there is an alt-right troll spewing bullshit. Dear alt-right trolls, for the love of everything, PLEASE DO NOT SPEW YOUR POLITICS HERE. This is a post for appreciation,
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F/ 15, sorry my hair is matted I haven't brushed it in a few weeks because of depression. Please toast me
Crispy on the outside, custardy in the center, perfect French Toast.
I used to think so, too. Turns out too much of a good thing is still too much. I got fat on avocado whole wheat toast, goat cheese and Greek yogurt.
Today I went to school for the first time since February and it was horrible. Toast me.
What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is this thing?
Aztecs watching people create avocado toast and other abominations
[Spoilers Extended] Secret Targaryen Toasts
Viserys and Dany believe that the smallfolk in Westeros secretly hope for their return. Jorah retorts that smallfolk don’t care about kings and high lords, instead praying for rain and endless summer.
In AFFC, however, we do see a secret Targaryen toast:
>”The Stormborn. I recall her now.” Mollander lifted his tankard high, sloshing the cider that remained. “Here’s to her!” He gulped, slammed his empty tankard down, belched, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. “Where’s Rosey? Our rightful queen deserves another round of cider, wouldn’t you say?”
Funny enough, there ARE secret—albeit drunken—toasts to Daenerys. For all your ironic needs, Armen the Acolyte then shushes then for fear of Varys’ informers overhearing them, when it’s Varys and Illyrio who aim to crown a Targaryen!
Apologies if this has been mentioned before. Currently on a reread and found it funny. Cheers!
Day 4 of doing this every day. Denny’s toast to a road side tree
thanks, i hate liquid toast
My child won’t eat anything other than pizza, noodles, and toast.
Hey y’all. I’m VERY new to this parenting thing. I just became a stepmom in a December.
I have a stepson who is 6 and a stepdaughter who is 4.
My stepdaughter refuses to eat anything other than pizza, toast, and spaghetti noodles. She’ll eat candy and junk, of course, but her options are limited when it comes to actual food.
My issues is that she refuses to try anything. If we sit down for dinner and we place something in front of her, example: eggs and bacon, she immediately starts crying and saying that “she misses mommy” and asked when she gets to go back to mommy’s house. I’m assuming this is because she gets whatever she wants there, but that’s a whole different story.
I am sick of having to make a meal for the family and then also having to make a pizza (my husband makes everything homemade, including dough, so making a pizza is a process) for her when there’s perfectly normal food in front of her. She cries and sobs that she doesn’t like it and asks what it tastes like. Her
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Our rescue, Biscuit, loves toast. Thought I could stop him barking by using the grill instead of the toaster... v.redd.it/qaltt9lfpg551
(m16) Had finals this week and did really really well, one of the best in class (Maybe the best we'll see), only my mom congratulated me. None of my friends asked how it went or how I was doing. Feeling kinda depressive lately as well, a lot of self-hating thoughts and stuff. Toast me.
My 1960's Sunbeam 20-3 AG Toaster. My grandfather put a new cord on it in 1980 and gave it to my dad. I got it about 20 years ago. Still makes brilliant toast.
[ANNOUNCEMENT] FED'S TWITCH POKEMON PROJECT - ft. Mykull, Lily, Toast, Poki, Scarra, Tyler1, XQC, etc... twitter.com/Fedmyster/sta…
Avocado toast with tomatoes and peach.
Working 2 jobs is killing me, I have no one to tell my problems and I feel like I'm going back into a suicidal stage. A toast would be nice
First successful brioche loaf. It went to making French toast
Brad's charred tomato toast (with sourdough bread)
Toast to our astronauts and to space x today.
Gia Gunn: “Wow, can’t wait to enjoy a meal at Toast now that restaurants are reopening.” Toast after taking her temperature:
What in the cinnamon toast crispy fuck is this shit
Trying to get together motivation to make some positive life changes. Could use a toast :)
I'm a simple man, I see babish make French Toast, I make French toast
15, been struggling with more mental disorders than there are years of my age (17 professionally diagnosed) (no exaggeration), I'm going through a big rough patch in my life with horrible family life, relationship problems with my girlfriend, and self-esteem issues (feel ugly). Could use a toast.
toast had her favorite hide rock taken away, and is currently 4/5 stages into the 5 stages of grief
Don’t Get Too Cocky About Donald Trump’s Flop in Tulsa Last Weekend | Donald Trump’s satisfyingly disastrous rally in Tulsa last weekend has further cemented the consensus that Trump is toast in November. But liberal complacency allowed Trump to win in 2016 — and it could still do the same in 2020. jacobinmag.com/2020/06/do…
19 years old and already in massive debt for a music degree, toast me motherfuckers
I’m an “essential” employee, hauling fuel from refineries to stores and farms. I haven’t been home to see my family in 3 weeks because I’m worried I’d bring something home with me and expose them. I’m run down and dog tired, how ‘bout a toast?
My birthday was earlier this week, and I was feeling kinda bummed about it because my plans got canceled due to Covid. But then my husband surprised me with a kitten!! Her name is Arwen, and I love her so much! Toast us please! 😁
Crispy bottom fried eggs and avocado toast with chili flakes
[Homemade] Fried chicken and French toast
254 Including the creamer in my coffee and the Light cheese wedge on my toast. Not about deprivation...just attention to detail.
i just had a post get 17.8 k upvotes and a guy just did me real dirty. both proud and very hurt. i could use a toast :)
Toaster specifically for making toast with the face of Jesus
Cheesy Egg Toast - Nailed it!