You thought he just stumbled into this yolo overnight?
Fourscore and seven years ago, some guy with big ears and a funny name said, "Go Vote!"
That little girl was me.
And around here we support Joe ""HUSSEIN"" Biden and Kamala ""ALSO HUSSEIN"" Harris.
Official Joe Biden menu for tonight. If you'd like to place an order, here's the menu:
-Oops sorry only one item: Hamburger with double mustard.
BY THE WAY, UHHHHH LET ME BE CLEAR
-No shoes? No shirt? No tan suit???
###NO SERVICE! GET OUTTA HERE JACK!
Things Joe Biden has sworn to do:
-Ascend to the heavens and destroy God
-Blot out the Sun
-Swarm of locusts on every corporation subsidized by taxpayers
-Conscript every able-bodied adult to fight the War on Christmas ❎🎄
-Mandate American flag hijabs
IS THIS THE WORLD YOU PEOPLE WANT
⛈️ CRASH OF THUNDER ⛈️
⚡ STRIKE OF LIGHTNING ⚡
ONE LAST TIME WHY THUNDER-DOOM, WHEN YOU CAAAAN
#⚡⚡⚡ THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME ⚡⚡⚡
Last summer my wife was mowing our lawn, something that I usually do, because I was out of town for the weekend. Apparently she was also watering the garden earlier in the day and didn't put the hose back. I have no idea exactly how it happened since I wasn't there, but she ran over the hose with the mower. We have a walk-behind mower so I have no idea how she didn't see it or if she just thought it would be ok. Either way, it broke the blade on the mower and the hose somehow got wrapped around the blade shaft. Thankfully, no one was hurt. But I came home to a new project that I wasn't planning on.
I admit I was frustrated with my wife for doing this, especially since she couldn't explain very well how it happened other than "All of a sudden I just heard a loud noise and the mower stopped." Now, I'm pretty handy with most things, but this was a pretty sizeable job. Between ordering parts and repair, it took me a long time to get the mower working again, but it was still cheaper than buying a whole new mower.
When I was done my wife didn't even give me so much as a thank you for fixing it. All she said was that she was never mowing again. Whatever, fine. If it means I won't have to fix another broken blade shaft, sounds like a deal to me.
Well, last weekend my wife decided to was all of our dog's blankets and bed covers at the same time. Without removing any of the dog hair beforehand. Our dog sheds quite a bit so these things were covered in hair. Sure enough, when she went to check on it, the washer wasn't draining properly. She asked me to come take a look at it.
I took one look at it and pretty much knew this was a bigger job than I wanted to tackle. So I told my wife that it looks like she has a project on her hands. She asked if I was going to fix it and I said no. I told her that last time I fixed one of her screw ups it took me hours and hours of work without a single thank you on her part. I told her that I'm pretty sure the drain pipe is clogged or there's a problem with the drain pump and I'm sure she could google how to fix it.
She said she had no idea how to do anything like that. So I told her to call someone to come fix it then, because I wasn't fixing this problem for her this time because I actually want to spend my weekend doing things I want to do instead of cleaning up her mess. She said that will be expensive and I told her that yea, probably will be. But it's worth the money for me to no have to spend the rest of my weekend fix... keep reading on reddit ➡
I'm in Canada, used Wealthsimple Trade (use limit order or will take a while to process).
My parents have me (17f) and my sister (14f). Ever since we were little my parents have wanted us to spend a lot of time together and sometimes they have told me I couldn't do something because my little sister wouldn't be invited. Like my best friends 7th birthday party wasn't 4 year old friendly. And I was devastated because they went to this really cool water park that I had really wanted to go to. They backed off a little bit when I was like 13-15 and then once I started working they pushed again. I went to school, worked a couple of hours after school and a couple of hours on weekends. Then when I would have free time to unwind they would come in and ask me to spend time with my sister, or why don't I let my sister come and talk to me while I relax, why don't I go to see a movie with my sister, why am I spending time talking to a friend and not my sister.
It's not that we hate each other but I don't want to spend that much free time with her. We're not super alike. Our interests are different. I still spend some time with her. But I am closer to my friends. We are bonded over shared interests.
I got very frustrated recently because my sister wanted to go to a certain store to get a dress and I was out with a friend. They called me and told me I needed to come home and spend time with her and take her to the store to get the dress. I told them I already had plans and they told me well I have a new plan now and to tell my friend family time called. When I got home I told them I am tired of them pushing us together so much and that I resent them for pushing that time so much and that I should be able to relax or have friends and not have to drop plans already made just to bring her to get a dress. I told them I should be able to do things that she can't and she should be able to do things that I can't.
They told me they were just being normal parents and that it's the life of a sibling, spending time with them and changing plans for them.
I told them they were the reason I didn't get invites to certain parties as a kid, because they were the parents who brought a sibling with the invitee and not everyone likes that. This happened so many times it used to make me feel so bad. Even some actual friends didn't get to invite me because their parents didn't want my sister to come and my parents wouldn't keep her home. They said that was the problem of those adults.
I told them I blamed them. And that they were wrong to do it and that spending time with m... keep reading on reddit ➡