I went to a fortune teller, and she read my future.

She suddenly started screaming and ran out of the room, so I ran after her and stabbed her to death.

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Gotta Wear that facemask "Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed. "
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[WP] A fortune teller foretold that twins would be born where one was evil and the other was good. A year later, a woman gave birth to a boy with horns and bat wings, and a girl with angel wings and a halo. The boy was sent away, while she and her husband raised the girl. They kept the wrong one.
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A fortune teller told me I'd suffer awful heart break in 12 years.

To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.

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First time I ever wore a mask into a BANK to pay my rent. I slipped the teller a note. It is a new world.
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Hurty Pooper merchant BTFO by yet another smug time teller
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[Leak] Fortune Teller
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I’ve been trying to decide between Sam and Sebastian and the fortune teller at the Grange Fair decided to be real helpful...
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TIL, a bank teller refused to cash Charlize Theron's check when she first came to Hollywood; so she engaged in a shouting match with him. A talent agent, waiting behind her, handed her his business card and subsequently introduced her to casting agents. She made her film debut several months later. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha…
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OPINION: 'Pete Evans is not a truth-teller. He's just a narcissist who makes nice salads.' mamamia.com.au/pete-evans…
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Bank tellers of reddit: What is your plan if someone sends bees through the tube?
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Teller's shadow magic
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Bob The Fortune Teller in The Pit Stop Episode 2
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2 fortune teller edited together to make the Community TV intro! Weldone John D Ruddy! Amazing!! v.redd.it/ckqffwg6eky41
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Jan being a fortune teller v.redd.it/qyt2i13uck051
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β€œReport: Aide says Nixon's War on Drugs targeted blacks and hippies.” This is the conspiracy that has America fucked up right now, today, in 2020. It isn’t a β€œtheory,” it is a fact. Where are the real truth-tellers at? businessinsider.com/nixon…
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A Fortune Teller/ Witch Booth I designed
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A grown mans legs couldn't stop shaking after visiting the fortune teller at the fair.

"You will die by the hands of your zodiac sign" he remembered while sitting down to see the lions tamer with his kids.

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So which fortune tellers and psychics were predicting the global pandemic in March of 2020? Oh, just scientists and doctors were doing that?

Good to know.

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I guess fortune tellers can’t foresee everything after all
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Damn fortune tellers
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Who are you choosing? I choose fortune teller.
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Pelosi praises Fauci as a 'truth-teller,' says he's crucial to coronavirus fight thehill.com/homenews/hous…
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Welcome to the misfortune teller, it their predictions don't come true naturally, gaud will make finish the job.
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I’m sure I was very good story teller though
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The Story-teller

Follow-up to The Specialist.

Thanks to u/kievekrs & others for their input.


'Warlord. You are a prisoner of the Terran Federation.' The Specialist stood awkwardly in front of the escape pod. 'Do you require medical attention?'

'My wounds... have already started to heal,' said the Warlord, his breathing ragged.

'I see you have been relieved of your rifle. Upon your honour, you will not attack us on this ship?' It was a question that sounded like a statement.

'You talk... of honour?' said the Warlord. With an effort he spat on the floor; black blood stained the sterile grey.

The Specialist said nothing.

'I swear it,' said the Warlord, eventually.

'Then I shall not require your blade. Please, follow me.' The Specialist turned and walked swiftly away, her footsteps echoing in the cavernous hangar. The Warlord limped after her, in some discomfort. Red machine eyes watched him, and silent turrets tr

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Stand up comedy isn’t really important and comedians aren’t β€œthe truth tellers of the world”...

When the hell did Rogan come to the conclusion that stand up comedians were responsible for resetting the moral compass of society and being the β€œtruth tellers”.

Do people that don’t perform stand up actually believe this horseshit?

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Fortune teller stall! MO-4LX0-V84Y-CMQM
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Question for Teller

Hi everyone,

I have the fortune of meeting Teller tomorrow, and I'm able to ask him a question. What should my question be?

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My little fortune teller stand in Animal Crossing; thought maybe you guys would appreciate it!
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How To Tell If A Fortune Teller Or Psychic Is Real

There are many charlatans out there just out for making a quick buck. They are good at reading people so they are able to fake it very well. There are some ways to tell if the psychic/fortune teller is real.

1. Simple

Someone who is truly in tune with the other world should be reasonably separated from the materialism of this one. Materialism cuts the gateways of higher thinking in a way that is unsuitable for a psychic medium. If the person claiming to be a psychic is adorned with jewelry from expensive corporations rather than crafted jewelry, then they are probably a fraud. Similarly, someone living in a penthouse apartment instead of a cabin in the woods probably is much less in tune with nature and the other realms.
2. Detached

Detachment is key for someone working with the spirits. If someone is concerned about brand name products, engrossed in politics or complaining about worldly things. If they are rude or cruel to you because of the way that you look or dress,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Oh you know just shogi players, alcoholic journalists, a fortune teller, every female member of the phantom thieves, loli twin doms, depressed doctors, my teacher, and Yusuke just the normal stuff
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Get this to the top and I'll draw sexy Fortune-teller Will.
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Penn & Teller Burn a Flag in the White House youtu.be/ohaUHe1P1EU
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Part 1 Intro Fortune Teller I made v.redd.it/bb6fhmdwruu41
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"Try to be more like the other tellers"

I worked as a bank teller. The other tellers were all female. Our Sales & Service Manager expected us to greet customers warmly the second they entered... from across the bank.

"Helloooo thereeee!" "Hiiii!! Welcome to US Bank!"

It was even turned into a competition- when he heard/noticed tellers greeting customers he gave them a 'point' on his tally

My greeting strategy was to wait for initial eye contact after they entered the building and began approaching my window, then say "hello!" in a friendly way, and give a polite little head nod and smile.

This was apparently unsatisfactory. I was talked to because I wasn't bubbly enough. It was pointed out to me how well the other tellers were greeting people walking in, how many 'points' they all had accumulated, and I was told I needed to be more like my female co-workers.

This sounded great in theory, but I am a 6'4" 290lb male and I knew it would be easy to show them the error of their ways.

The next person entering the bank re

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My aunt and uncle had dinner with Penn and Teller after bonding over Jacques Brel while waiting for the food. Later realised who they were and asked them to sign this for their magic obsessed nephew.
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Jax Teller lets sisters pop it youtube.com/watch?v=dl75v…
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Young John or Old Abel Teller? I saw this picture and thought he could pull something like that off
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Fortune teller in The court of the Crimson King [Fanart]
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Greendale's school song (written by Pierce) is really wrinkling my brain because Pierce is a future- teller just like Abed

In season one's fifth episode (Advanced Criminal Law), Pierce writes the Greendale school song in the tune of The Way It Is.

The lyrics go like this:

>Standing in the bookstore line
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>Waiting for the bell to chime
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>So you can go to class

so far so good, right?

>Dancing in your underwear
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>Taking air conditioner repair

these things literally happen later in the show.

S01 e17 (Physical Education)- Jeff dancing around in his underwear while playing pool

Season 3 finale and season 4 premiere- Troy takes air conditioner repair.

edit: spelling of Greendale and one of the lines of the song that I repeated twice

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Made my own fortune teller stand design as I wanted something more dark and sparkly :)
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Found this while looking for painted schiit items! Someone’s a fortune teller.
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SLPT: fortune teller imgur.com/Cd0oUJZ
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CMV: The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic discredits every fortune teller, astrologer, psychic, messenger for God that claims they can tell the future

The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic discredits every fortune teller, astrologer, psychic, messenger for God that claims they can tell the future

Other than 9/11 this might be the most impactful event in modern world history. People who claim that they can tell the future should have made exact predictions that a virus called Covid-19 will affect essentially every nation in the world. If you have the ability to have glimpses of the future there is no way you are missing this disaster. I think this event should prove once and for all that these kinds of people are fakes.

Yeah, I'm sure someone will claim that they predicted it after the fact, if they haven't already. They always do.

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The fortune teller gently traced her client's lifeline with her fingertips, finding it all too short.

"I'm sorry..." she whispered through tears as she picked up the crystal ball and bashed the man's head in, "...but Fate can not be denied."

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My friend got me a handmade replica of the paper fortune teller from the intro as my birthday present
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I was not supposed to be here but I wanted a photo of this fortune teller
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The fortune teller in my town was closed "due to unforseen pandemic" imgur.com/YhMLhoK
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The fortune teller jotted down a note before poisoning herself.

The note simply said, "2012."

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Zoltar the Fortune Teller has taken up residence on my boardwalk!
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Futaba the Teller-Offer of Karens
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Teller's shadow magic
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Beer goggled time teller
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10/10 chance my grandma & the bank teller saw what I was up to πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ
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Our favorite atheist bad-boy fearless truth teller
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Had a decent conversation with a bank teller today

I'm nearly certain i sounded human so there's that which is nice.

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I started a booth area near Nook's Cranny and thought I'd share this Witch/ Fortune Teller Booth patterns
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All because I accidentally took my gun out instead of greeting the teller. v.redd.it/pafyvq72x0451
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The fortune teller looked into her crystal ball and said, β€œYou’re going to turn into a woman with a massive forehead.”

"That’s your reflection you idiot.”

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Guys, is there an interest charge for applying for CERB when you didn’t qualify? I just returned everything back to CRA but the bank teller told me that there is an interest charge.
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Settling into a teller/CSR position

I just finished my second day of e-learning and compliance modules on the computer (BSM Connection) for a teller position. The amount of information I've taken in has definitely been overwhelming and I'm barely halfway done with them but I know that's because this is all new for me.
For anyone who holds or has held a similar role - how long did it take you to feel like you really knew what you were doing? How much did you learn during module training vs. hands on training vs. just over time/exposure? What is your favorite way to learn more about the banking world?

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LPT: If your bank charges you a fee, go in an ask for it to be refunded. Many tellers can easily refund bank fees.
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IΒ΄m Ryan Hayashi - The European Champion Of Magic - Fooled PENN & TELLER on FOOL US

Hi reddit,

I am Ryan Hayashi, international magician and creator of the Psychological Damage Magic series. Ask me anything, I will probably answer. I am a magic, language and martial arts guy, so if you have any questions about the meaning of life, ask me now.

Proof: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8Q7T7YIPF-/

If you donΒ΄t know who I am, here is my boring marketing text:

RYAN HAYASHI - The European Champion Of Magic - Fooled PENN & TELLER on FOOL US

The European Champion Of Magic

www.RyanHayashi.com

Ryan Hayashi is the F.I.S.M. European Champion of Close Up Magic. He recently fooled the magic legends Penn & Teller in Las Vegas on their hit TV series "Penn & Teller: FOOL US", has performed in 38 primetime national television shows in 12 countries in 6 languages, and has 50 million YouTube views, on ONE video. His presentations as a keynote speaker range from "International Negotia

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[FRESH VIDEO] MIKE - fortune teller youtu.be/YcRnJjF4sAg
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Love the Penn and Teller characters in Borderlands 3
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Asked my teller about halves, this is what I got!
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Aang: *is impressed that Roku fought a volcano to save a village* Me: Aang you did the same damn thing in the fortune teller episode shut up
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Does Teller have a favourite card?

I know Penn has the three of clubs, but is it also Teller's favourite card? I know why Penn uses it so often but I don't know if it's Teller's go-to as well.

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Anyone else dreading opening their lobby's? Have you ever been the designated drive thru teller?

I can only imagine the chaos..

I was the designated drive thru person at my branch before Covid struck. So my station faces the window, they see me, I see them. And any moment I didn't have a customer in drive thru, I was expected to, and always did, immediately turn around to assist customers in lobby. But was not expected from the lobby tellers, though occasionally they would help me out if I asked in drive thru. We have two lanes, and I'm responsible for both. So whenever I'd help them but they didn't help me, I'd get tied up in lobby and my drive thru customers would have to wait. So already felt a little unfairly over burdened.

Plus also expected to sell out products and services through a speaker and be nosey on a loudspeaker (which feels pushy and uncomfortable..and I'm bad at..and also get in trouble for all the time for not meeting my expected numbers)

Though with Covid and we being drive up only I feel like maybe the lobby peeps have a new appreciation for what I do, how

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Der Teller. SchΓΆnen Tach noch.
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I just accepted a role as a bank teller, but I'll be leaving in two months for college.

I just graduated high school. My current plan is to major in Finance, so I thought a job as a bank teller would be a good way for me to get my foot in the door. The only issue is I'm going out of state to university, therefore I'll be leaving in just two months.

I applied to a couple of banks a week or so ago not thinking I would get a response, but I ended up interviewing with both. During the interview I said my plans for college were undecided (which was somewhat true). Now I know for certain that I'll be going out of state and will only be here a couple of months.

I just got a phone call from one of the banks offering me the position. I knew I should mention my plans for college but I really didn't want to turn down the offer. The hours are pretty damn good and the pay is solid, except they don't know I'll be leaving shortly. They've already emailed me the forms to get started.

What should I do?

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A variety of items found buried in a wooden box in Pompeii, thought to have belonged to a fortune teller/witch
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Ein bisschen OT aber: legt euch schΓΆne Teller zu. Die sind es echt wert!
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Avdol really wasn't the best fortune teller
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Happy with my little Fortune Teller pavilion. Going to expand on the custom rugs and Gypsy theme.
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Is this community gonna just ignore the fact that it’s Helena Bonham Carter’s birthday? Send the birthday wishes! (She was the fortune teller in DOTN) No bo4 hate in the thread please.
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I made a 2020 fortune teller, who wants to play?
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YSK: That $2 bills are still printed and can be found at almost every bank by asking the teller

It's fun to get some of them to use for random things or tips

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Joseph : Next you'll say, YOU'RE FIRST MISTAKE WAS TRYING TO OUT PREDICT A FORTUNE TELLER MISTER JOESTAR!!! Avdol: YOU'RE FIRST MISTAKE WAS TRYING TO OUT PREDICT A FORTUNE TELLER MISTER JOESTAR!!! ... NANI!!!!!!!
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Rest of the fucking fortune teller
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Bravo Fortune Tellers

I was watching this morning and Bravo has been airing re-runs of the RHONY’s Morocco trip. During the trip they had their fortune read and the fortune teller told Ramona that Mario was cheating on her(before it was well know). It got me thinking about the other fortune tellers featured on Bravo and how so many of them have crazy accurate predictions. Most notably the fortune teller who told Kandi that her future husband was on the cast trip with her(Tod was working with production but hadn’t really met Kandi at that point!), and the fortune teller telling Cam from SC that she would have a baby in the next year, when it really appeared that she didn’t want one at the moment.

Are there any other on point predictions that I am missing?

Honorable mention to Alison Dubois because I do believe her when she said Mauricio will never emotionally fulfill Kyle... know that 🚬

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I cannot find a picture/painting of any dog, including Droopy, wearing a green bank teller/dealers visor.

I can't find a picture of Tom or Jerry in that visor either. I can't find any parodies/versions of the Dogs Playing Cards painting that has one of those visors anywhere in it. This could be a residue wipe efficiency test!

Edit: Googling Casino Dealer Bulldog brings up a picture of exactly that, but it's not at all what I'm talking about. Also, Cuphead had a skeleton dog wearing a casino dealer hat. I'm looking for any cartoon casino visors at this point.

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Wouldn't it be cool if the story tellers were more interactive?
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94 year old male residing in the USA. Very good listener and story-teller.

Hello internet. I am a 94 year-old male on the search for kind interesting and inspiring people to talk with. Do not let my age deter you I am still a young man at heart. Very often I will forget I am in my final years and think"Where will I be in 10 years?" Haha! If I live to see 100 I will truly be shocked. The only up side to it is that I get a bigger cake with more room for candles. Hahaha! In my younger years I worked as a fisherman for many many years. Now thhat I am retired I sit at home and work on projects with my Ashley my granddaughter. She introduced me to Reddit 5 years ago. I am working on a memoir of my life I hope to finish before I pass. When I am not working I bird watch in my backyard and watch television. I sometimes wish I could have a more exciting lifestyle but with how much I have slowed down over the years getting down the steps is enough of a challenge. Hahaha! Please reach out to me regardless of age color gender or political view. I want to hear from everyon

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The knife is a perfect touch to this jax teller funko pop.
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Fortune teller, a LEGO automaton by Teun de Wijs - *wait for the randomised answers* v.redd.it/lyl0509srj151
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My sister is a bank teller and a member came in with burnt cash because he thought microwaving it would kill the germs πŸ˜‚
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Penn & Teller: Try This at Home on 5/18/2020 on CW!

"Mon, 5/18, 8:00 PM 1 hr

New, Entertainment, Magic

A showcase of magic developed at home by Penn & Teller, and their magician friends, is presented as viewers are taught how to perform tricks and illusions, featuring celebrity guests Elle and Dakota Fanning, Michael Carbonaro and Shin Lim."

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I think my bank teller likes me

I(23m) go to my bank every pay week to get cash out. I’ve always go inside to the lobby. Just about every time I go there this very beautiful girl Rachel(23?f) is there. Most of the time when I go in and it’s not busy she will come over to where I’m at and strike up a pretty general conversation with me for around 5 min every time. She always is so happy to see me and always asks questions about how my life is going and what not. One thing that I’ve really noticed is she makes really good eye contact with me. And when it’s busy and I’m standing in line she will make the effort to drop what she’s doing and make a point to help me in particular. Now with this covid thing I have to go through the drive through. But she always waves at me. She’s actually worked at the bank I go to for about 3 years now and every time during the fair she asks me if I’m going. I feel like she’s trying to get me to ask her out on a date but I’m not sure. I feel like I really should take a chance and just go f

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