She suddenly started screaming and ran out of the room, so I ran after her and stabbed her to death.
To cheer myself up I bought a puppy.
"You will die by the hands of your zodiac sign" he remembered while sitting down to see the lions tamer with his kids.
Good to know.
Follow-up to The Specialist.
Thanks to u/kievekrs & others for their input.
'Warlord. You are a prisoner of the Terran Federation.' The Specialist stood awkwardly in front of the escape pod. 'Do you require medical attention?'
'My wounds... have already started to heal,' said the Warlord, his breathing ragged.
'I see you have been relieved of your rifle. Upon your honour, you will not attack us on this ship?' It was a question that sounded like a statement.
'You talk... of honour?' said the Warlord. With an effort he spat on the floor; black blood stained the sterile grey.
The Specialist said nothing.
'I swear it,' said the Warlord, eventually.
'Then I shall not require your blade. Please, follow me.' The Specialist turned and walked swiftly away, her footsteps echoing in the cavernous hangar. The Warlord limped after her, in some discomfort. Red machine eyes watched him, and silent turrets tr... keep reading on reddit ➡
When the hell did Rogan come to the conclusion that stand up comedians were responsible for resetting the moral compass of society and being the “truth tellers”.
Do people that don’t perform stand up actually believe this horseshit?
I have the fortune of meeting Teller tomorrow, and I'm able to ask him a question. What should my question be?
There are many charlatans out there just out for making a quick buck. They are good at reading people so they are able to fake it very well. There are some ways to tell if the psychic/fortune teller is real.
Someone who is truly in tune with the other world should be reasonably separated from the materialism of this one. Materialism cuts the gateways of higher thinking in a way that is unsuitable for a psychic medium. If the person claiming to be a psychic is adorned with jewelry from expensive corporations rather than crafted jewelry, then they are probably a fraud. Similarly, someone living in a penthouse apartment instead of a cabin in the woods probably is much less in tune with nature and the other realms.
Detachment is key for someone working with the spirits. If someone is concerned about brand name products, engrossed in politics or complaining about worldly things. If they are rude or cruel to you because of the way that you look or dress,... keep reading on reddit ➡
I worked as a bank teller. The other tellers were all female. Our Sales & Service Manager expected us to greet customers warmly the second they entered... from across the bank.
"Helloooo thereeee!" "Hiiii!! Welcome to US Bank!"
It was even turned into a competition- when he heard/noticed tellers greeting customers he gave them a 'point' on his tally
My greeting strategy was to wait for initial eye contact after they entered the building and began approaching my window, then say "hello!" in a friendly way, and give a polite little head nod and smile.
This was apparently unsatisfactory. I was talked to because I wasn't bubbly enough. It was pointed out to me how well the other tellers were greeting people walking in, how many 'points' they all had accumulated, and I was told I needed to be more like my female co-workers.
This sounded great in theory, but I am a 6'4" 290lb male and I knew it would be easy to show them the error of their ways.
The next person entering the bank re... keep reading on reddit ➡
In season one's fifth episode (Advanced Criminal Law), Pierce writes the Greendale school song in the tune of The Way It Is.
The lyrics go like this:
>Standing in the bookstore line
>Waiting for the bell to chime
>So you can go to class
so far so good, right?
>Dancing in your underwear
>Taking air conditioner repair
these things literally happen later in the show.
S01 e17 (Physical Education)- Jeff dancing around in his underwear while playing pool
Season 3 finale and season 4 premiere- Troy takes air conditioner repair.
edit: spelling of Greendale and one of the lines of the song that I repeated twice
The 2020 Covid-19 pandemic discredits every fortune teller, astrologer, psychic, messenger for God that claims they can tell the future
Other than 9/11 this might be the most impactful event in modern world history. People who claim that they can tell the future should have made exact predictions that a virus called Covid-19 will affect essentially every nation in the world. If you have the ability to have glimpses of the future there is no way you are missing this disaster. I think this event should prove once and for all that these kinds of people are fakes.
Yeah, I'm sure someone will claim that they predicted it after the fact, if they haven't already. They always do.
"I'm sorry..." she whispered through tears as she picked up the crystal ball and bashed the man's head in, "...but Fate can not be denied."
The note simply said, "2012."
I'm nearly certain i sounded human so there's that which is nice.
"That’s your reflection you idiot.”
I just finished my second day of e-learning and compliance modules on the computer (BSM Connection) for a teller position. The amount of information I've taken in has definitely been overwhelming and I'm barely halfway done with them but I know that's because this is all new for me.
For anyone who holds or has held a similar role - how long did it take you to feel like you really knew what you were doing? How much did you learn during module training vs. hands on training vs. just over time/exposure? What is your favorite way to learn more about the banking world?
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I know Penn has the three of clubs, but is it also Teller's favourite card? I know why Penn uses it so often but I don't know if it's Teller's go-to as well.
I can only imagine the chaos..
I was the designated drive thru person at my branch before Covid struck. So my station faces the window, they see me, I see them. And any moment I didn't have a customer in drive thru, I was expected to, and always did, immediately turn around to assist customers in lobby. But was not expected from the lobby tellers, though occasionally they would help me out if I asked in drive thru. We have two lanes, and I'm responsible for both. So whenever I'd help them but they didn't help me, I'd get tied up in lobby and my drive thru customers would have to wait. So already felt a little unfairly over burdened.
Plus also expected to sell out products and services through a speaker and be nosey on a loudspeaker (which feels pushy and uncomfortable..and I'm bad at..and also get in trouble for all the time for not meeting my expected numbers)
Though with Covid and we being drive up only I feel like maybe the lobby peeps have a new appreciation for what I do, how... keep reading on reddit ➡
I just graduated high school. My current plan is to major in Finance, so I thought a job as a bank teller would be a good way for me to get my foot in the door. The only issue is I'm going out of state to university, therefore I'll be leaving in just two months.
I applied to a couple of banks a week or so ago not thinking I would get a response, but I ended up interviewing with both. During the interview I said my plans for college were undecided (which was somewhat true). Now I know for certain that I'll be going out of state and will only be here a couple of months.
I just got a phone call from one of the banks offering me the position. I knew I should mention my plans for college but I really didn't want to turn down the offer. The hours are pretty damn good and the pay is solid, except they don't know I'll be leaving shortly. They've already emailed me the forms to get started.
What should I do?
It's fun to get some of them to use for random things or tips
I was watching this morning and Bravo has been airing re-runs of the RHONY’s Morocco trip. During the trip they had their fortune read and the fortune teller told Ramona that Mario was cheating on her(before it was well know). It got me thinking about the other fortune tellers featured on Bravo and how so many of them have crazy accurate predictions. Most notably the fortune teller who told Kandi that her future husband was on the cast trip with her(Tod was working with production but hadn’t really met Kandi at that point!), and the fortune teller telling Cam from SC that she would have a baby in the next year, when it really appeared that she didn’t want one at the moment.
Are there any other on point predictions that I am missing?
Honorable mention to Alison Dubois because I do believe her when she said Mauricio will never emotionally fulfill Kyle... know that 🚬
I can't find a picture of Tom or Jerry in that visor either. I can't find any parodies/versions of the Dogs Playing Cards painting that has one of those visors anywhere in it. This could be a residue wipe efficiency test!
Edit: Googling Casino Dealer Bulldog brings up a picture of exactly that, but it's not at all what I'm talking about. Also, Cuphead had a skeleton dog wearing a casino dealer hat. I'm looking for any cartoon casino visors at this point.
Hello internet. I am a 94 year-old male on the search for kind interesting and inspiring people to talk with. Do not let my age deter you I am still a young man at heart. Very often I will forget I am in my final years and think"Where will I be in 10 years?" Haha! If I live to see 100 I will truly be shocked. The only up side to it is that I get a bigger cake with more room for candles. Hahaha! In my younger years I worked as a fisherman for many many years. Now thhat I am retired I sit at home and work on projects with my Ashley my granddaughter. She introduced me to Reddit 5 years ago. I am working on a memoir of my life I hope to finish before I pass. When I am not working I bird watch in my backyard and watch television. I sometimes wish I could have a more exciting lifestyle but with how much I have slowed down over the years getting down the steps is enough of a challenge. Hahaha! Please reach out to me regardless of age color gender or political view. I want to hear from everyon... keep reading on reddit ➡
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I(23m) go to my bank every pay week to get cash out. I’ve always go inside to the lobby. Just about every time I go there this very beautiful girl Rachel(23?f) is there. Most of the time when I go in and it’s not busy she will come over to where I’m at and strike up a pretty general conversation with me for around 5 min every time. She always is so happy to see me and always asks questions about how my life is going and what not. One thing that I’ve really noticed is she makes really good eye contact with me. And when it’s busy and I’m standing in line she will make the effort to drop what she’s doing and make a point to help me in particular. Now with this covid thing I have to go through the drive through. But she always waves at me. She’s actually worked at the bank I go to for about 3 years now and every time during the fair she asks me if I’m going. I feel like she’s trying to get me to ask her out on a date but I’m not sure. I feel like I really should take a chance and just go f... keep reading on reddit ➡