Asheville PD destroy medic station for protestors; stab water bottles & tip over tables of supplies
TIL that Lincoln loved cats so much that he once fed them from the table during a formal White House dinner. When his wife told him that it was “shameful in front of their guests,” he replied “If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby.” mentalfloss.com/article/8…
Wife wanted a table, we could not afford at the moment, so I made her one.
The restaurant i work in won't allow employees to eat inside since covid started, today they setup a break table for us by the dumpster.
A woman wanted to know how her husband would react if she left him. She wrote him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore. She put it on the table in the bedroom and then climbed under the bed to hide until her husband got home.
When he eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it. After a few moments of silence, he picked up the pen and added something to the letter. Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He grabbed his phone and dialed a number.
His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone. "Hey babe, I'm just changing clothes and then I will join you" he said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was fooling around on her and she left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!" Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
Heartbroken she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter. Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread".
Vlad the builder: third project. We went for the classic picture frame to work on the 45s on the mitre box. He got to help me set up the router table, but dad had to lend a hand on that cut. 😰. He also tried out the brad nailer and glue (March,2018)
I was 16 working at Pizza Hut. All the servers had just quit, just me working open to close. Karen loses her shit at me for mixing up her cheese pizza with a different cheese pizza of another size. Dining room full of tables and I'm stuck up front getting screamed at by Mrs. Entitled. Good times.
I design ridiculous product ideas, so I created a coffee table that is also a jigsaw puzzle. v.redd.it/ot9s88n0syy41
Domino's delivery asked if there were any special delivery instructions. "Place pizza on the table. Kick the door 3 times, give camera virtual high five , runaway!!!!!. Delivery guy did his best v.redd.it/4l9e206ya1z41
Then the table turns around
[Homemade] Plant-based grazing table
They deserve more than just a bed and a table
My boyfriend needed a coffee table so together we build one.
Table with solar panel as a sunshade that doubles as a charger for the ports at it’s base.
My quarantine project: I painted a mandala on an old, beat-up table
Political compass periodic table
The back of the Xbox one s Minecraft edition says never dig straight down but in the enchantment table language
I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got.
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
It's really frustrating that Kindle books skip all front matter (cover, table of contents, illustrations, dedications) when first opened
All of those things exist for a reason. Amazon seems to think that it knows what's best for readers and automatically takes them to the first page of text. In some cases they even skip the preface, acknowledgements etc. I hate having to go back every time, knowing that so many other people are missing out on the full experience.
I have built Tensegrity Table
This Table and Couch/Lounger set I made for my wife
Look how the tables have turned
I wore makeup today, which I rarely ever do, and felt very pretty. I sent this picture to my fiancé after running out to close our patio table umbrella during an unexpected storm to show him how hard it was raining. He said I looked like a movie star. It made my day!
The NBA Is Coming Back. There Are 113 Pages of New Rules: No doubles in table tennis. No caddies on the golf course. No sharing snorkels. No fiddling with mouth guards. The NBA sent team personnel a voluminous list of health protocols. nytimes.com/article/nba-r…
I Made A Landscape On A Table
Couldn't afford a dining table when we moved so decided to build one instead.
The navy seal copypasta but it's Minecraft Enchanting Table
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Well well well how the turn tables
An Infinity Mirror Coffee Table I built during quarantine.
Here is a guy flipping a table (/-_-)/ [__]
My version of a river table haha, a turned recycled skateboards and epoxy baseball bat!
One wrestling hill I'm willing to die on is that the Big Show vs Cody Rhodes Tables match had a fantastic ending
[WP] Every night for the past 7 months at exactly 8:36 p.m. you would get a text from an unknown number that would tell you to do something small, like move table 3 in. to the right or remove 2 tissues from the box and throw them away. Tonight you learned why.
I built a magical lab without CC! Includes a functional cauldron, computer, chemistry lab, archeology table and candlemaking station. 'Alchemy Lab' Origin ID:SatiSim. Hope you enjoy! :)
Had my finger get pulled into a disc sander, got stuck between it and the table. Lost a lot of finger meat but still subbed because no broken bone boys.
*slams hands on table with increasing aggression* SOLIDARITY SOLIDARITY
It all started when Kouhei decide to eat without a table
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
I just wish we had multicolored crafting tables
Not sure if this is considered “aww” material, but I was sat at the table and this big girl decided to be a lap dog
Milk crates and middle sectional from a table = tv entertainment center
I photoshopped the avatars from 16personalities into ideal couples according to some type-matching table that I’ve seen. (Also happy pride month everybody <3)
[OC] So, I made some Magnetic Modular Tables with mix'n'match accessories - tutorial and more examples in comments :) v.redd.it/le56tvub3w451
you can finally put small tools like watering cans on tables now!
FINALLY completed the antique trunk into fully functioning succulent table! A lot of trial and error but it worked!
I'm not sure if this is allowed here, but I built a table for my wife's sewing room.
Joey Janela: Who cares about Ratings, The real story is some dude who looks like he never went to the gym in his life & Gets his hair done like a homecoming queen falls through tables on Wednesday nights on national tv infuriating weirdo dudes who wanna watch alpha muscular dudes grapple.. twitter.com/JANELABABY/st…
Oh How The Tables Have Turned
Just spent the last 4 hours covering half of mushroom island in crafting tables
Made a 12’ outdoor dining table...seats 4 during COVID
Coffee table was supposed to bring elegance to the living room
DIY Bench with a Secret Table Built into it. Made from 2x4s and 1x6 fence boards. Free Plans Available! youtube.com/watch?v=TI1ER…
My infant son just learned to drink water from an open cup, so we clapped and cheered for him at the dinner table. Then he immediately threw his cup on the floor. Then I saw this: v.redd.it/q15u61babz651
First shot at a three way miter. Custom distressed white oak coffee table. This beast is 60×60.
New 9th Space Marine point change comparison to old values, some tables on which units won and which units lost.
I got bored and put in all the leaked Space Marine point values into excel and calculated their cost change as a percent of their original value. For units with different load-out options like tanks, I included different load-out options and did the price comparison for those options instead of just the model so we could see how weapon point cost changes impacted the units overall costs. For Units where all models are the same (aggressors, hellblasters, etc.) I just calculated the difference for 1 model. For the devastator squad, the values are for the sum of four marines, the sergeant, and four of the listed heavy weapons to give the total cost of the squad.
All of these costs for HQ are just for the base models as we don't have the prices of melee weapons. For all other force organization sections, melee weapons prices are assumed to be the same as before.
For this section and onward, all values include the w
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Just moved to a small town and I’ve decided to set a table up at the local market with some of my things. I have social anxiety so this a huge for me
Someone Put Four Skeletons at a Table in an Arizona Lake For Divers to Stumble Across
Well well well, how the turn tables
[NFL Update] Jamal Adams wants to play for the #Cowboys so much that he might be willing to table extension talks just to end up there. twitter.com/mysportsupdat…
How the tables have turned
Made ( and sold ) my first table top.
I was up in the attic when I heard the banging turns out my daughter fixed my coffee table for me with a meat hammer.
Picnic Table, carved from an entire tree
I rewrote the Resting Rules to clarify RAW, avoid table arguments, and highlight 2 resting restrictions that often get missed by experienced players. Hope this helps! thinkdm.org/2020/06/13/re…
Somehow I don't feel you're talking about table
Finished my isolation build of a fully functional tensegrity table you can actually climb on. v.redd.it/6ig2zb965pv41
Petition to put craps tables in the middle of the NYSE building
So the old “non-gambling” traders will be tempted to bet like a true autist. Put those brokerage firm margins on a sweet 7 or 11 and taste what it feels like to want to hang yourself mere seconds after feeling like a king in a Ferrari with your wife’s boyfriend riding shotgun while she sits on his lap.
Fuck it here’s an actual petition sign away fellow retards. http://chng.it/p59VwLncd9
Ah, the tables have turned