I'm gonna take the surgeon's side on this one
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How do surgeons breath?
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A guy just finishes his lasik surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery...

The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first.

The man excitedly replys replies, "I'll take the good news first."

The surgeon tells him, "well you're about to get a new dog."

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I'm a retired country general surgeon and I painted Flinders Street station during lockdown.
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2 surgeons after successfully removing a set of brain tumors during a 32 hour surgery
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Surgeon repairs stuffed animal v.redd.it/ajru7qpbqhd51
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Surgeon General begs Fox News viewers to wear a face mask and insists 'we are not trying to take away your freedoms' businessinsider.com/surge…
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2-Months-Old Conjoined Twins – One Person Or Two People?A non-profit organization contacted a paediatric surgeon to evaluate the possibility of surgical separation of conjoined twin girls. The twins were born in East Africa by spontaneous vaginal delivery. journal.medizzy.com/22-mo…
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In 2016, partner surgeons Dr Darrell Cass & Dr. Oluyinka Olutoye successfully operated on a 23 week old baby by removing her from the mother’s womb, removing a tumour and then replacing her back in the womb. She was born a second time, healthy and on time.
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[WP] This morning you found a note in your own handwriting, glued on the bathroom mirror and dated nine months in the future. β€œYou suffer short-term memory loss and you are sueing the surgeon who caused this by operating on the wrong side of your brain; check your diary under the bed .”
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To the ER doctor and surgeon in Fall 2014

I walked into the ER at 4am, doubled over in so much pain that I could barely walk or talk or see straight. I was hyperventilating and so anxious that my muscles were locking up. I really didn't like hospitals, and I certainly didn't like the fact that something was clearly wrong enough for me to be there. I was only 29.

You, the ER doctor on rotation that night, set me up with IV painkillers and had me sent off for scans. The meds helped calm me down, and numbed everything enough that I could stop crying. But when you returned to my bedside, you brought a surgeon with you. You both explained the scans looked normal, my blood work was fine.

And yet, I was clearly NOT fine. I was in a lot of pain. So you told me you wanted to do exploratory surgery with the intent of removing my ovary, gallbladder, or appendix, most likely.

I said ok.

When I awoke from surgery, I was told my appendix had been removed due to some discoloration, but everything else looked healthy. I was to report t

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It has been 4 years to the day since I had my scoliosis surgery. The surgery itself took 14 hours. Surgeons drilled metal straightening bars into my spine. These are X-Rays taken before and after the surgery
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2 surgeons after successfully removing a set of brain tumors during a 32 hour surgery
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Coronavirus: Surgeon general begs Fox News viewers to wear masks as case numbers continue to spike | 'We are not trying to take away your freedoms when we say wear a face covering' independent.co.uk/news/wo…
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TIL that a French surgeon first started wearing blue scrubs during surgery in 1914 because he discovered it reduced eye strain for doctors working endless hours during WWI. "Ciel Blue" became standard once surgery was videotaped in the 1970s and white scrubs conflicted with the white lights. considerable.com/entertai…
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Boogie Admits To Going Against His Surgeons Advice With Soda v.redd.it/rf40v4rat6f51
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[MEME] Surgeons in the OT
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ECG Guidance for Orthopedic Surgeons [Meme]
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Wrist surgery. My surgeon incised around my tattoo. He could have not cared and cut right through it. Pretty bro move if you ask me.
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Surgeon General Dr. Jerome Adams pleads with public over masks: β€˜We’re not trying to take away your freedoms' masslive.com/coronavirus/…
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Surgeon Simulator 2.....only on Epic Fail Store

Aaaand another game I'm not buying

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TIL lenses implanted in the eye following cataract surgery, are the result of a surgeon realizing shrapnel from a WW2 windshield lodging in a pilot's eye did not cause an infection or show signs of tissue rejection. airspacemag.com/military-…
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Father of Surgery Sushruta being recognised in Royal College of Surgeons. If this is done in India, People would have screamed Saffronization.
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TIL a retired American heart and lung surgeon has patented a scuba suit that would allow a human to breathe β€œliquid air”, like in the movie The Abyss. He has simulated 1000 foot dives with mammals and has decompressed them in less than half a second with no decompression sickness. independent.co.uk/news/sc…
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DIY Face Mask from US Surgeon General
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We went to high school together seven years ago. No matter how hard I try to gently let him down, he is resilient. He’s upset I didn’t tell him I moved to Florida. I don’t know where the plastic surgeon part comes from.
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As an Orthopedic Surgeon, I will never ride a motorcycle. I know Vascular Surgeons who wear compression stockings every day. Doctors in other subspecialties: what behaviors (or taboos) have you adopted specifically to avoid the most common (or most devastating) problems that your specialty treats?
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As the surgeon finally removed the bandages from my eyes, I could finally see again.

Replacing my eyes with a cat's eyes might not have been the best idea considering that I finally know why my cat stares off into the corners of the room all the time.

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US Surgeon General: Coronavirus face masks promote freedom edition.cnn.com/2020/06/1…
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SURGEon
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I am so excited to gift this Asus G14 to my son tomorrow for his birthday. He is an amazing kid who wants to be a craniofacial surgeon one day like his favorite doctor and he has been asking for a VR ready laptop so he can use Oculus Link to play Surgeon Simulator. This meets that need and more.
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US surgeon general: "Every reason to expect" new Covid-19 clusters following protests cnn.com/world/live-news/c…
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Surgeon General Makes a Mask
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Surgeon general says U.S. can reverse coronavirus surge in a few weeks 'if everyone does their part' thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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A woman brought a very limp duck in to a veterinary surgeon.

As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, β€œI’m sorry, your duck Cuddles, has passed away.”

The distressed woman wailed, β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYes, I am sure. The duck is dead,” replied the Vet.

β€œHow can you be so sure?” she protested. β€œI mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something.”

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a Labrador.

As the duck’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back

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I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office

β€œCan I help you?” He asked.

β€œI keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied.

β€œYou probably want a Psychiatrist for that.”

β€œYeah, I know.”

He looked confused. β€œThen why are you here?”

β€œThe light was on.”

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My plastic surgeon made me an offer I can’t refuse...

I had a mastectomy on March 3rd. And then breast reconstruction on May 6th. And then an emergency revision to my breast reconstruction on May 20th. I’m healing now and things are better. Yesterday, my Peloton bike got delivered and my plastic surgeon cleared me for exercise. He asked how much I wanted to lose and I said about 100lbs and I would fit in my wedding dress again. Conversation moved along and I said I would need to see him again after I lost the weight so he could fix my chin. This was mostly said in jest. I have a weak chin and I’ve always hated it. He told me β€œyou lose 110lbs, and I’ll fix your chin for free!” I asked him if he was serious and he said absolutely. He’s one of the best plastic surgeons and this is a huge offer. So that’s my big goal. 110lbs. I’ve started exercising again, counting calories and I’m starting slow on IF. I feel like I need to tape up pictures of chins around my house for motivation!

So here I am. I am about 290lbs. GW is 180lbs. My biggest sou

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My surgeon DID THAT. He snatched my forehead and brows. Forehead reduction, forehead contouring + Brow lift 😝
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Paraplegic going in for reconstructive surgery on a pressure ulcer on my tailbone. (Henna tattooed the instructions for the surgeon)
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[FO] Stitched for my friend who's in med school to become a cardiac surgeon. Pattern on etsy by KnerdlyKnits
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WARNING GRAPHIC: John Sanders, a 24-year-old protester appeared in a report on people blinded by police munitions. Here's what surgeons removed from his eye. Police call them β€œbeanbag rounds” but they’re filled with lead. twitter.com/OGJohnTee/sta…
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LPT: Google prospective surgeons' names + "malpractice." Also listen to your gut.

I interviewed several surgeons for endometrial excision surgery. In one case, I few 2,000 miles because the surgeon had written a well-regarded book that just happened to show he was a sensitive, compassion, brilliant surgeon.

After talking with him for 90 minutes, I realized that whoever wrote 'his' book wasn't him. This guy was gruff, dismissive, interrupted me, refused to give me information I asked for, and was condescending. I also felt totally creeped out near him, like he was a predator and I was prey. His office was in a very expensive part of town and he had famous clients, but I was still creeped out.

Anyways, in spite of his stellar reputation I was considering a hard pass. Then I googled his name and the word "malpractice." Turns out he'd lost a million dollar malpractice case. My second choice surgeon was a semi-famous guy on the west coast. I googled him and found absolutely gruesome malpractice cases.

Those were the two surgeons everyone always raved about, and I real

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Let's pretend these two super surgeons have to fight to claim the title of World's Greatest Supersize Surgeon. Who would win and what would the fight look like?
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Surgeon CSR
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Surgeon general says administration "trying to correct" earlier guidance against wearing masks cbsnews.com/news/coronavi…
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[OC] Orc, Ruffian, Butcher, but most importantly, a Surgeon.
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Surgeon General on George Floyd: 'That could have been me' thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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Surgeon general: 'This is going to be the hardest and the saddest week of most Americans' lives' thehill.com/homenews/sund…
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So surgeons don’t need masks anymore?
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Coronavirus: US surgeon general says California's aggressive measures helped flatten COVID-19 curve abc7news.com/health/surge…
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US Surgeon General Jerome Adams said he is against a nationwide mask mandate because it would be counterproductive and cause rebellion businessinsider.com/surge…
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Future Pediatric cardiothoracic neuro surgeon in Gen Chem I: Am I a joke to u??
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Wholesome surgeon in the building
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When you realize that you didn't kill the surgeon on TLOU1 so TLOU2 is non Canon
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Surgeon Concealable Sniper Rifle - .308
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The Knee Surgeon Was In-Network. The Surgical Assistant Wasn't, And Billed $1,167 npr.org/sections/health-s…
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Future Surgeons & Proceduralists - Take Note! North Carolina Nurse Anesthetist Not Liable in Medical Malpractice Case- Implications and Future Directions csahq.org/practice-manage…
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Surgeon General offers 4th of July message: Wearing a mask means 'more freedom' thehill.com/homenews/admi…
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Hi I animated RT and the Lads playing Surgeon Sim youtu.be/Lluf5Qs9l3Y
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Been listening to audio surgeon ivy’s grow taller subliminal, and these are my results after listening for 2-3 weeks. I stopped growing at the age of 13 so this tiny result is huge news for me
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Dr. Ted Rummel an orthopedic surgeon in Missouri, beat unbelievable odds by returning to the OR after a blood filled cyst in his spine burst and left him paralysed from the waist down thanks to determination and a pretty remarkable stand-up wheelchair.
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No NZ-Cook Islands travel bubble frustrates top surgeon who says small nation is 'suffering' without tourism tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-z…
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This brain surgeon right here.
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US surgeon general urges caution on US Covid-19 death rate: β€œWe know deaths lag at least two weeks” cnn.com/world/live-news/c…
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How many surgeons are there?
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US Surgeon General: Face coverings bring more freedom, not less cnn.com/world/live-news/c…
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Phil & Dimitri Video: THE US SURGEON GENERAL IS A FRAUD (2.25 minutes) youtube.com/watch?v=v_3Lv…
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In Korea, heart surgeon.

Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

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Bbbbbbbeast of a surgeon, B. Never done shurgery. Lovely tits. Hey, chu lookin at?
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Can surgeons rest their elbows?

Like my arms get tired if I have to hold my phone up too long lol so do surgeons get to rest their elbows ? Especially if there’s a really precise survey with heavy tools ?

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β€˜Wrong way for America to be exceptional’: Fmr. Surgeon General on U.S. COVID-19 failure msnbc.com/all-in/watch/-w…
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Is Jerry being a surgeon a plothole?

I saw a thread asking about Jerry's age and it got me thinking. According to his wiki page, he's in his mid 30s to early 40s. That means he would have been between his mid-teens to early 20s when the infections started. It takes about 15 years after high school to become a neurosurgeon (4 years undergrad + 4 years med school + 6 to 7 years of residency training). At best, he would be just starting med school and I think it's safe to say that he wasn't close to a fully fledged surgeon before the world ended.

I guess the explanation could be that someone taught Jerry neurosurgery during the zombie apocalypse although I'm not sure how feasible that would be.

Also, in tlou 1, Jerry appeared a lot older which made a lot more sense

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[Serious] Thoughts on this **quality** article about social media unprofessionalism among vascular surgeons? sciencedirect.com/science…
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Finally found a plastic surgeon who did liposuction on babies. Was tired of everyone commenting on babies chubby legs!
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me walking into the plastic surgeon's office
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Oral surgeon's assistant kept removing his mask

I had a consult today about having my wisdom teeth removed. The oral surgeon's assistant took his mask off while in the room with me and previously said "it's America, do what you want." Certainly didn't make me feel safe to have surgery there, especially considering I'm in one of the worst states for COVID and was nervous to go to the dentist in the first place. I shouldn't have to feel unsafe next to a medical provider. Should I do anything about this?

Edit: Also, since I don't really trust this place, can someone verify that my wisdom teeth need to come out?

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In a so big vast world you are telling me a petty surgeon is the only one who can make a cure?
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(UK) Surgeon who was kicked out by his landlady over coronavirus infection fears sets up successful website matching vacant rooms with NHS workers in need dailymail.co.uk/news/arti…
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IAmA recovering patient that suffered from Pectus Excavatum. I just had the Nuss procedure completed after I found out about it on r/IAmA about 6 years ago and want to pay it forward! At 27 years old I am the oldest patient my surgeon ever operated on. Ask me anything!

Excuse the possibly incoherent text. I'm fading in and out due to the amount of morphine I'm on.

I (27M) suffered from a condition called Pectus Excavatum, a defect in the sternum that causes the chest to sink inwards. It can apply pressure to the heart and lungs which can lead to complications with breathing.

The condition is usually treated early on when the defect is first noticed in middle school or highschool (13-15yo)

The cardiologist I saw for the procedure advocated heavily against corrective surgery when I met with him 14 years ago. The procedure he was aware of involved cutting the sternum, breaking ribs and installing a metal plate.

Many patients who had this procedure done experience chronic pain afterwards and their quality of life decreased . While I experienced shortness of breath and chest pain during exercise, I weighed the options and decided not to go through with the surgery as I could lead a relatively normal life that I could jeopardize with the procedure.

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Italy: Surgeon, anesthesiologist and nurse have risked being infected by a man, he has tested positive for coronavirus. He hid his symptoms, fearing that the rhinoplasty would be postponed. He's now risks 12 years in prison for an aggravated epidemic torino.repubblica.it/cron…
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Heart Surgeon Number One Starter Pack
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Surgeons of Reddit, what do movies and TV shows most commonly get wrong about how surgery works?
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Not sure if this belongs here but this was a cyst I had removed from my neck in 2018. The picture is a photo I took of my surgeons phone who took the picture right after extracting it.
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POV: you wake up in a shitty operating room and Ryan from supermega is your surgeon.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your future Surgeon General: Dr. Stella Immanuel
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I have excellent vaginal depth - according to my surgeon!!!

I'm going to post more about my experience later but the short of it is I had my GCS on July 21st. I'm officially eight days out of OR and my gosh. How could things be any easier than they have, let alone any harder?

So I had surgery with Dr. Gray, Dr. Broghammer, and Dr. Ponnuru, at the University of Kansas. The next morning after surgery Dr. Gray popped in to talk and she informed me that my surgery went extremely well and that I had plenty of skin for vaginal depth and labia. According to her words, I was an ideal patent.

Well, today I had my packing and catheter removed. They showed me how to dialate and right away the depth was apparent. The nurse pushed the dialater in and I had to basically ask if she had started. She asked if I had any pain, which I didn't. She also noted that I had no blood on my dialater when she removed it.

I also got a quick look around at my new anatomy and I can say everything looks to be in excellent placement. Just very swollen still which I'm told w

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[Discussion] I Kept Hearing About The 100-Hour Work Week From Resident Surgeons, Entrepreneurs, and Successful Businessmen like Elon Musk. As A Medical Student, I Tried The Schedule Myself And Documented What It Was Like To Study 100 Hours In One Week. Here Are 5 Things I learned.

There are a couple of things I noticed that I don't mention in the video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6wLQzUVFQ)

  1. Counterintuitively, my mental health was better because I felt like I squeezed every minute of the day being productive. I usually feel shi**y when I just lie around watch TV and don't do anything. Although it was tiring, I felt happy, accomplished, and proud of myself.
  2. The 100-Hour workweek is not sustainable long term, but having done it, 80-90 hour workweek seems completely feasible. 100-hour meant that if I slept for 7 hours, I could have 2 hours and 45 min of break time. That was so tough. I couldn't do anything and I felt so much pressure throughout the day constantly thinking about the time. Lengthening that break to 5 hours (6 hours of sleep each night and 1 hour extra with a 90-hour workweek) would do wonders and make this completely feasible. Due to Coronavirus, I didn't meet or hangout with any
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[Request] Sad Surgeon Seeks Surprising Snail Mail [UK]

Goodness, hello there.

I was wondering if anyone would consider sending a card to provide a sad surgeon with some joy. I have been so sad recently.

My work environment is completely toxic and overwhelming, and I’m not even talking about the deadly disease or demanding, frequently abusive, patients.

My colleagues have succeeded enormously in ostracising me from the rest of my peer group, and despite terrible urges to quit both the job and the greater universe for nearly a year, I’m still here.

I welcome any random acts: poetry, quotes, stories, jokes, facts, lyrics, doodles, anything.

I have been preparing my own little packs for r/randomactsofmail (as per #rule3) but there’s not quite enough to offer yet, and I’m a bit desperate for any meaningful contact. There are only so may times one can burden ones friends.

I like: learning, wicked humour, musicals, board games, walking, Lego, reading 2nd hand books, campaigning for climate activism, cheese - to name but a few things.

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Association Of American Physicians And Surgeons Sounds Off On Face Masks technocracy.news/associat…
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Surgeon General: Trump Admin Is β€˜Trying To Correct’ Mixed Mask Messaging But It’s β€˜Very Hard’ talkingpointsmemo.com/new…
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Surgeons, so what's the deal with random staples?

This is the third patient I've had come up from the OR with what I can only describe as random extra staples inches and sometimes feet away from the operative site with no obvious purpose. In this case there were three of them in the head 4-8 inches away from the operative site which was skin glued on the neck. I've also had a couple other patients with large abdominal incisions with a few stray staples up near the collar bone.

Do we use staples to secure hair and drapes and then just leave them in after surgery? My personal theory is that there is a guy that needs to be signed off on staples that the surgeon doesn't trust anywhere near the operative site.

I told the charge who paged the surgeon's NP who called the surgeon who had no idea staples were there in the first place, and asked the NP to remove them.

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I’m a surgeon which means everyone else in my family is too! πŸ™„

Anyone else find it incredibly boring and unoriginal that literally every character’s family member on the show is a fucking surgeon?!? Like I’m pretty sure it’s okay if you have a brief role and don’t cut people open with a scalpel.

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U.S. surgeon general: George Floyd 'could have been me' politico.com/news/2020/06…
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In the comment section of a video of a surgeon with a SATs machine explaining that masks don’t affect oxygen levels.
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