Fuck you. Fuck you and your massive fucking boat. 4 times thie morning i've had Smalldick McGee of Smalldick Stockbrokers come up behind me in the 60 foot apartment-that-float at full fucking speed with waves so big im fairly sure im seeing Kelly Slater trying to get tubes while im in my tiny ass workboat trying to do work for the good people of Sydney Harbour. Holy shit you are making so much wash that all i need is some detergent and I could so my week's washing. Im shaking around so much I fell like its 2011 and I'm in Christchurch. . Fuck yous. Learn your maritime rules.
All us waterpeople know who owns which megayacht so don't think you're in the clear either mr. I-own-a-shopping-centre.
I have noticed that it isn't really a speedboat community on Reddit. Would it be of interest to have one? A community to discuss speedboats, speedboat equipment, special propellers, boat racing, raceboat building and such?
Some of you might know me from before, when I've hosted. So just a few pointers:
- Leave a comment below to enter the queue
- You will be sent the Dodo Code via chat
- Tips aren't needed, but are welcome (see my wish list below)
I'm very organised when it comes to this, so don't worry if the number of comments is large, half of them could be me confirming someone has been invited. Also I know 331 isn't the biggest, but hey, it's worth opening the gates for.
My wish list: https://villagerdb.com/user/steveomatt
Edit: I'm not closing up, thanks to the people for coming and the tips.
So I'm thinking of buying a new boat as a fun toy for my lake and I'm purely interested in speed.
As always there's a budget, mine is around 10k (US dollar)
What is the fastest boat I could get a hold of at that price would you think? (second hand)