TIFU by drinking “flat soda” and accidentally probably poisoning myself.

First, some background. My partner always leaves a little bit of Coke Zero in his can after drinking it. And this is totally gross, but I love the taste of flat soda. So whenever I clean up the empty cans, I’ll take the last swig of whatever is left over. Really disgusting. I get it. Nobody’s perfect. This is my flaw.

ANYWHO. This morning I go to do this, as I always do. Come to find out, he had done a water test to test the ammonia, ph, nitrates etc in our aquarium’s salt water the night before. He had dumped the remnants of the test chemicals and salt water into his Coke Zero can, unbeknownst to me.

I picked it up this morning and was like “oh man, score there’s a lot left in here” and geared up to slurp it down. Slurp slurp slurp. Yes, I’m a disgusting human. Get over it.

Of course, upon initial contact with this horrific concoction, I had realized my grave error. I ended up spitting it out all over the living room and, not long after, my throat started to tingle. I mean, REAL

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Just went 24 hours without a soda, the first in forever. Wanted to share my results with y'all.

Edit: I'm overwhelmed by all of your support! I haven't had a chance to log on until just now, thank you all so much! I hope I can get back to all of you before tomorrow!

If you read my profile last post, I didn't plan on changing my diet for two weeks, just doing a slow change. However I dared myself to go 24 hours without a soda, and I'm starting my first phase of dieting immediately.

As with most mornings, I start off with about two or three glasses of Coke. I drink probably a 2 liter a day or so.

Yesterday morning I decided to go a full 24 hours without soda, and I didn't notice anything immediately.

Throughout the day I felt exactly the same, no changes. That was until bedtime. I was able to fall asleep a lot quicker, I didn't wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, and I woke up feeling a lot more refreshed.

This morning I had my usual for breakfast, I usually go to McDonald's or BK and order a lot of food, freeze it, and unthaw it for breakfast.

This morning w

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In Toy Story 4 (2019) the bottle cap found by Bo Peep's sheep is a reference to the grape soda bottle cap pin in "Up"
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Remember when Joe drank a cream soda and told every guest about for like a month?

Simpler times. So funny.

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This glass holds EXACTLY one can of soda
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Kids trying out soda for the first time. Clearly they took too much from that first sip. v.redd.it/qlkt3qw8lq151
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Gentlemen, gentlemen... We all know what is actually OUR favorite soda.
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Fuck soda
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I used to drink soda all the time, and way too much of it. For the past two months I've only been drinking water! Cheers
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[OC] Homemade Pretzels with Baked Baking Soda | The Full Measure
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No ethical consumption of sodas under capitalism imgur.com/nXI9TZT
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LPT: If the oil becomes too hot while cooking and creates a grease fire, do not pour water on it. Water will make a grease fire much, much worse. Instead, starve the fire of oxygen by completely covering it and removing it from heat, if possible. Baking soda will also help put out a grease fire.

Not sure if it’s an obvious fact but lately I’ve seen too many videos of people trying to pour water on a grease fire making the fire become worse!

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I see your soda men and I raise you my own
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Hydro homies’ worst nightmare, a time-bending soda chieftain gfycat.com/remotedeserted…
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My soda/beer tab dragon! reddit.com/rpan/r/TheArti…
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Fill a popsicle tray with gummy bears and pour in some lemon-lime or grape soda. Freeze them and you’ll get the coolest looking ice pops ever.
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Soda is better flat

Have you ever cracked open a cold root beer and felt that harsh, unwelcoming carbonation caress your throat? It's fucking awful. All sodas taste way better when you stir them around and release the carbonation. Nobody wants to burp all day and feel like shit because you're all bloated. Flat sodas are the only good way to drink them.

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Mixing Ketchup and Baking Soda v.redd.it/wvxcwsqoqt151
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A beer/soda tab dragon I’ve been working on! reddit.com/rpan/r/Animals…
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Ah yes, my favorite soda brands
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How to open a soda can... v.redd.it/r21vhyxqbt351
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r/neoliberal on soda bans today
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TIL Ice Cream Sundae's were first created in the late 1800's to bypass "blue" laws outlawing ice cream soda's on Sunday, and instead served ice cream with the syrup of your choice without the soda, thereby complying with the law en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun…
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Yoda Soda, Wookiees' Cookies, and Qui-Gon Gin
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My sweet girl is always trying to taste our La'Croix, so we gave her a shot at unsweetened, flavorless club soda. She was heckin' surprised! v.redd.it/fmwzrzkx5hq41
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You’d be surprised how many “ruined” things you can fix with baking soda instead of spending money on a replacement.

An idiot like me who melted plastic on a glass stovetop by accident and didn’t realize till it was basically glued there? Baking soda.

Gross stained tupperware from when you said “fuck it” and put spaghetti in there? Baking soda.

Pots and pans charred seemingly beyond redemption? Baking soda.

Metal appliances, particularly in the sink area, starting to rust? Baking soda.

Shower curtain looking hella nasty from accumulated grime? Baking soda.

The list goes on and on. Baking soda is cheap as hell and on its own can do a lot, but pair it with white vinegar (also cheap as hell) or many other inexpensive, common household substances (like dish soap) depending on what you need it for, and it’ll literally make so many things look BRAND new!!

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In what universe would diet soda ever balance out a candy bar?
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I made a guitar out of soda boxes. imgur.com/a/bmCVtVx
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Some of my favorite sodas. I havent drank alcohol in 12 years, so this is my "end of the day treat", much like how people drink beers at the end of the day. Gourmet soda is my life.
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My Favorite Soda!
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Blind guy able to tell the type of soda just by the sound the bottle makes. v.redd.it/uhdupet619u41
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Soda Haul
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Would you rather your skin color be Candy Apple Red, Pink Panther, Atomic Tangerine, Mario Kart Banana Peel, Grape Soda, or Kermit?
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How many of you grew up with very strict rules about NO CAFFEINE soda, but now your parents drink it all the time?

My family was super strict about never drinking caffeine. It was like a point of pride to us (going above and beyond). Now my parents drink caffeine soda literally all the time. It’s like I almost don’t remember how obsessed I was about it.

One of my friends would make a point to only drink sprite when I came over cause she didn’t want to make me uncomfortable. It was such a big deal.

I had a YW leader cry when someone told her she should let the girls bring coke to girls camp. Apparently giving up coke was a huge deal for her when she converted and it was so upsetting to her that other people didn’t want to be as strict as she was. This was only like 10 years ago, and now everyone acts like it was never like that.

I had my first sip of Mountain Dew my freshman year of college, and I felt so rebellious and was like “Oh my gosh, don’t let my mom know!”

This is such a small thing but I just started thinking about it and it’s so weird to remember how important that was to my parent

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pear soda is the only video game beverage id actually want to consume ngl
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Best day ever!! I was talking shit about the order the whole time it was like $25 for 50 items 84 units, 6 cases of soda & I was delivering to a really rich neighborhood million dollar houses and usually all those people tip horrible and the guy brought this out I was soooo happy
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Soda Pop
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You've been scrolling awhile, have a Quarter-Pounder with fries and a soda
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Need a place to put your used grease? A regular can opener also works perfectly on an empty beer or soda can!
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We’re soda vided nowadays
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Soda pup [Health:800]
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Way cheaper than soda stream cans. $165 up front and ~$20/yr thereafter for my 3l/day soda water addiction, replacing ~$500-600/yr can habit
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Interested in those low-cal soda cupcakes? I did some experimenting and here are my recommendations (in the comments):
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yknow that box mix-diet soda brownie trick? decided to make my own box mix! takes 5 minutes to mix it together and is low in calories too :)
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Beer cans in Japan contain braille to let blind people know if a can contain beer in it, this was made so that they don't confuse them with sodas and juices. The can below says "sake" to warn people that it has alcohol.
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My 1st spacebucket! 1 intake fan, 2 exhaust fans, thermostat controller and redundant temperature & hygrometer. 2 CFL (Daylight & Cool White) and 2 LED Blurple growbulbs. Added a natural CO2 producing chamber using medical tubing, ball jar and a recipe of yeast, sugar, baking soda and warm water.
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Soda, Poke, and Rolfgator finally beat the Moonlord and then all mess up the winning screenshot clips.twitch.tv/SweetDeli…
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-One with cheese, and a large soda.
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AITA for being annoyed at my friend for getting me a 2-liter bottle of soda instead of 2 12oz bottles?

This happened 15 years ago and it still comes up. I was a Peace Corps Volunteer in Ukraine, teaching at a summer camp with a bunch of other volunteers. The camp was about a 25 minute walk from town, so whenever anyone was making the trip, they'd ask if anyone needed anything. I did this several times and everyone basically took turns going to get snacks, supplies, etc, as needed.

My friend Nick was going into town one day and asked if I needed anything. I asked him to please bring me 2 12 ounce bottles of soda and he said no problem, and I gave him money for drinks, plus a little more for his trouble.

A little while later he came back and handed me a 2-liter bottle of soda. I was a little annoyed by this because it wasn't what I asked for. I explained that as soon as I opened it, the soda would start to go flat and would basically be garbage a few hours later, so unless I wanted to drink all of it immediately, some of it would go to waste, and I still wouldn't have any soda the nex

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[OC] They may take our lives, but they'll never take our soda!
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Replace weed with soda
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When I said I don’t like grape soda
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Save me your used soda cans
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Im not like other clans ;o ( We have a working Soda machine! )
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You think I have enough Dr Pepper & Cream Soda? This is one of the Perks I have since I work for Dr Pepper. I got all of this FREE for being an Essential Worker during the Coronavirus pandemic.
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Wild strawberries and red roses just a few metres away from my house. Planning on making rose lemonade, strawberry+rose petal jam, strawberry jam, and strawberry soda once I pick some more. Location: South Europe
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[Results] What container does soda taste best in?
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📅︎ May 16
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Made the mythical diet soda cake! 1 box GF cake mix, 1 can of diet coke, 2 hours spent icing it and It's PERFECT, ~170 cal/slice
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SODA DUNGEON 2 IS OUT
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Today is the day that i pick up a bottle of water instead of a bottle of coke to defeat the nasty soda addiction i have
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Baking Soda Volcano v.redd.it/1fdhyptxyfq41
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These drinks are an absolute game changer. I’ve been addicted to Coke my whole life, and I’ve always hated diet sodas, but these guys are delicious and ONLY 5 CALORIES. They come in million flavors, and the Lemon Lime tastes just like Sprite.
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Pi MixMakr. You can order your favourite drinks. The pi will fetch all orders from the website API. A drink is prepared by: driving a stepper motor, activating soda pumps, servomotor and multipele sensors (reedcontact and fsr).
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What's your favorite regional soda?
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If you live near the Wharf, Southwest Soda Pop Shop is owned by black women and is amazing! Ice cream, smoothies, and a few other yummy snacks too. Bring your mask and your sunscreen — the line is long!!
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Melon cream Soda with rum. Few xans to go with it.
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TIL that Argentina is the country that consumes the most soda every year, with 155 liters per person per year. worldatlas.com/articles/c…
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Lemon Slice In Sparkling Water Macro 😀❤️. I use Soda and blue bg in my laptop. [2048x1365][OC] - let me know your thoughts.
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Best Soda Ever
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Soda Dungeon 2 launches on Android, iOS, and Steam on July 9th, 2020! youtube.com/watch?v=7DiSu…
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👤︎ u/Afro-Ninja
📅︎ May 27
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Soda outside stream after 26 years in quarantine clips.twitch.tv/KitschySu…
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👤︎ u/moth88
📅︎ Jun 11
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You can turn spaghetti into a very close "ramen"-style noodle with baking soda!
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📅︎ May 15
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Club Soda and Salt

My knowledge of Curb helped impressed my date last night.

Recently divorced and have been talking to this woman for a little while; finally met on Saturday and she invited me over to her place last night.

Was roughhousing with her mastiff and he accidentally knocked her glass of red wine onto her extremely expensive living room rug.

You know where this is going.

“I’m so sorry! Quick, get me some club soda and salt. Apply very liberally. Don’t spare the salt. Tap tap tap.”

Needless to say, the club soda and salt really works like a charm.

The rug was as good as new and my date was extremely impressed with my McGuyver-like thinking on my feet in an emergency.

Thanks, LD. You the man.

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How do you drink your soda?

I've seen countless times Americans drinking soda straight from the can/bottle at room temperature, even in hotter cities. Doesn't it taste horrible? I'm genuinely curious. Here in my city a room temperature soda is like hot sugar lava through your throat. Although I've seen they do put ice on sodas at restaurants, specially fast food ones.

So, do you really drink soda at room temperature and for some reason it tastes amazing? Am I missing something? Can someone give the answer to the universe?

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Gustavo Cerati en Space Disco de Rosario, con Soda Stereo, 9 de junio 1987.
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Weekly Wednesday Poll: Soda, Juice, Coffee, or Tea?

Welcome to this week's Weekly Wednesday Poll!

Vote for your favorite #drink! Feel free to debate in the comments & remember to keep it civil.

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ELI5: How come when you burp while drinking soda and exhale the air through your nose, it stings?
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Damn where y’all all be getting cake mixes? I felt left out in the diet soda-brownie mix trend.. so I made my own. 😤😤 (30kcal for the slice)
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👤︎ u/boo9817
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A pork soda tattoo I got last summer! Thought you all would enjoy
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Soda on how xQc presents himself clips.twitch.tv/BoredMush…
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Angry Soda Purist
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