Over two months of laundry has generated thirty-two unmatched socks. WTF?
Justin Trudeau socks at Bloomberg Global Business Forum event
Thanks, I hate chicken feet socks.
My first day of school as an exchange student in Japan, 2003. I’m not sure if the haircut or the knee-high socks are worse.
Cum sock? No i didn't have one of those, i just used my ____.
Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock.
remember to use a sock or a jar
Romeo got grippy socks cause he's old and having a hard time with the slippery floors.
Thanks, I hate cargo socks
Guys, I've got second-sock-syndrome bad.
Rock 'em sock 'em proxy wars
Went through 8 or 9 different socks in the laundry pile, then it hit me
I made a Guy Fieri sock puppet today. No, unemployment is going great, why do you ask?
SLPT: If you see a sock on the door, bust it down and say "Player 3 has arrived!"
Anyone else have a sock thief in the house?
Hello! Will this photo of a Lidl socks and Birkenstock allow me to ask for recommendations on what to do in Cologne? (And would going to Bonn for a day trip be nice too?) 😝
They weren't even wearing socks
The old german man out of LEGO bricks in front of Legoland Germany wears sandals with socks.
Apparently, there was this fad where teenage girls wore a dog collar on top of their socks. Picture taken in Los Angeles, 1953.
Find your own sock you lazy fuck
[Kleiman] New Falcons RB Todd Gurley walked with a noticeable limp and wore a compression sock on his left leg during practice, according to Vaughn McClure. Head coach Dan Quinn said Gurley could have a limited workload during camp. twitter.com/NFL_DovKleima…
I *really* love the Nordic Socks on AC so I made an oversized sweater dress w/trench coat to go with them!~<3
Top mind opened up his sock drawer this morning and realized he was a pedo. The kiddie diddling is coming from inside the house, trust no one!
I know it’s just a shark SOCK but it made me smile.
This is Herbert. His hobbies include stealing socks from the laundry and running around like a race car. He’s excellent.
New #Falcons RB Todd Gurley walked with a noticeable limp and wore a compression sock on his left leg during practice, according to @vxmcclure23 Head coach Dan Quinn said Gurley could have a limited workload during camp. twitter.com/NFL_DovKleima…
Hardest part is acting surprised about socks.
AMD $90 by the end of the year or I'm smoking my fkn socks
Alright bitch boys, I'm calling it. AMD will hit AT LEAST those sweet 90s by the end of the year. If it ain't, I'm gonna roll up one of my sock pairs (of your choosing) and rip some fat clouds.
If it hits $100 I'm deep-throating a banana just to celebrate.
for those who want to know what happens after the spike sock
Knitting my first sock ever, yay! I’ve got cerebral palsy, so knitting is a bit more challenging for me, but it works! (:
In an act of protest against the commercialization of football, two german teams played a football game completely naked. The players only wore football shoes and socks. "The football system is sick, that's why we all get naked" . dw.com/en/football-player…
Buying a house with veteran backed services and received these socks. So definitely wear?
Jorts, pedo 'stach and tube socks. Huh. Guess that's a look...
The tigers on these socks look like house cats when turned inside out.
Blursed Socks and Slippers
I’ve had the Red Wings for 9 years, but the real BIFL are the Fox River socks. I’ve had the same five pair through Ranger school, two deployments and 8 years of daily wear. No holes or signs of weakness.
DAE put on a sock and discover a hole, but decide to wear it one last time since it's clean? So you intend to throw it away after wearing it. But you forget and wash it again, and repeat the process?
More like F.U.N. (art by solar-socks)
My German friend said you guys will appreciate my socks 😂
Wearing mismatched socks or socks that are different colors shouldn’t bother people.
Everyone in my family looks at me strange when I wear mismatched socks. For whatever reason it bothers them if one sock is different from another.
I simply do not give 2 shits about choosing the same sock. I reach into the drawer, grab socks then wear them.
Why does this issue matter to people so much?
Am I insane or just lazy for not caring?
Helmet that doesn’t connect to spacesuit and the vacuum sealed boob-socks
Note: Freddy was wearing the Sundin era socks when he recorded our first post season shutout since 2004 👀
A pair of 5th century woolen socks made in Egypt in the nålbindning technique. Specifically designed to be worn with sandals! [2048x1152]
AITA for getting mad at my girlfriend for wearing mismatched socks?
I've been dating (G) for 5 years, and was considering proposal until this.
G has always wore mismatched socks. Not just two different colors, but patterned ones too. When we were younger I thought it was adorable. As we're getting older and furthering our careers, I find it unprofessional and immature. And it's a little mood killing because it's not very sexy when that time comes.
I've had multiple discussions with her about it up until now, and she's always brushed it off. She doesn't think it's a big deal.
I'm a little less bothered with this at home except for when we're getting down, but the last straw was when we went to visit my parents when stay at home was lifted in our state.
My brother and his wife were there with their young daughter. She had mismatched socks on too and I pointed it out to G. G said she didn't mind matching with my niece and that it didn't mean anything about maturity because "they're just socks". To me, it proves she's acting like a literal child.
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I *really* love the Nordic Socks on ACNH so I made an oversized sweater dress w/trench coat to go with them!
For everyone with a tiny bottlefed criminal, since hypothermia is an ever-present threat, I've always let them sleep bundled in fuzzy socks!!
Big girl Hornet gets the big socks. Hornet, please take their offering.
The longer you keep your socks on the better it feels when you take them off
There's a mad theory on the Morbegs Wikipedia page that Soky the Sock Monster is an imperfectly summoned, arcane version of a Morbeg. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Morbegs
[BotW] Octoroks in Socks (OC)
Madewell just added a ton of new items to their Secret Stock Sale overnight! Socks/underwear for $2.97, tons of tops for $4.97/$9.97, etc. madewell.com/secret-stock…
VEGAN TOFU PAD THAI that will blow your socks off.
leo varadkar without socks on
If you aren't using a sock as your bookmark are you even reading CoS correctly?
You've heard of sock puppets, now get ready for...
Now I can't vote and the socks I ordered two weeks ago are sitting in a plastic tub in Des Moines
I have new socks for my baby, now I need more karma!!! Upvote and comment and I will return the favor
The one true fear..wet socks
Inside out spongebob sock. Now give me karma
TIL: in Monsters Inc., when they point at the White Sock and shout “23-19!”, the 23rd and 19th letter of the alphabet are WS (the initials of White Sock). tyla.com/entertaining/tv-…
7yo packed for a week at the beach: 1 swimsuit, 8 pairs of underwear, 2 sets of pajamas, 2 pairs of socks, and ZERO clothes!
If this gets 450 upvotes socks has to create a 3rd channel where he posts all his reddit vids on it
I loved this yarn when I bought it. I hated it when I brought it home. I wound it yesterday and I love it again. (MALABRIGO ARROYO 669 CARNIVAL, Vanilla toe up sock)
Someone told me it’s like wearing nikes with adidas socks
Crypto doesn't wear socks?
Like Germans wearing shin-high white socks with sandals .. what's another stereotypical German trait?
I don't know about you but I'm a bare foot bandit, sock sounds way to close to Cock and I don't need some dyslexic dude l;aughing at me because I'm wearing PENIS on my feet >:(
I HAD A DREAM ONCE THAT THERE WAS A HOLE IN MY SOCK, THE SOCK THEN CAME ALIVE, SAID ANY HOLES A GOA, WINKED AT ME ;) AND WALKED INTO A BROTHEL. I gotta stop watching 300 best CUm sock compilations BEfore BED SH*T
In high school I busted the shit out of my ankle. Foot in skin sock. 2 months on crutches, years of rehab, and just recently I was finally able to start jogging for exercise. Today, I stepped in a hole, heard a crack, and now I can’t walk again :(
Dusty, dirty 25km at Morning Mountain, Nelson BC. (Plus a serious sock tan line).
Why was Harry so unappreciative of Dobby's socks?!
One was red with broomsticks and the other was green with snitches?! Hand knitted?! So cute. AND Dobby used his very few wages to buy the wool to knit them! Harry just thanked Dobby kind of sarcastically and then quote "Harry's other presents were much more satisfactory than Dobby's odd socks." I would have treasured them!!
12 year old me wore nothing but black, wore those stupid hand chains, and wore thigh high socks to follow the tumblr fashion trend. (I'm actually a girl btw)