Dogs often sneeze while playing so that the playmate knows they’re having fun and that their behavior is play! v.redd.it/gtujwpnjc3c51
It's kind of nice that your body warns you before you sneeze.
TIL that sneezing from looking at the sun or a bright light is a reflex that affects 18–35% of the world's population. It is called the photic sneeze reflex and it is also known as ACHOO (Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst) syndrome. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pho…
TIL that Thomas Edison produced a film called Fred Ott’s Sneeze, a 5 second film where Fred Ott, one of Edison’s assistants, sneezes. It is the oldest surviving film with a copyright. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fre…
You can control your fart to sound like a sneeze.
ELI5 Can patients in comas cough or sneeze? I've read patients in comas can still breath on their own, but wouldn't cough. Since coughing always seems to be a reflex and not a conscious decision, would a patient in a coma be able to sneeze or cough? If not, then why not?
I can sneeze fart and piss at the same time
MP5 sneezes all over Thompson
Guy just came into the store I work at and pulled him mask down to sneeze.. all over our display units :/
Common sense ain't common folks.
Please lock us down so I don't have to be this stressed and anxious at WORK. I don't get paid enough to risk the health of myself and my family.
The legendary fart piss cough sneeze
Between 1918 and 1920 a deadly influenza pandemic was killing millions of people, but you wouldn't know it from watching movies from that time period. This scene from Daddy-Long-Legs (1919) is a rare exception. Note how the mask-wearing crowd scatters when Mary Pickford sneezes
Coronavirus fears prompt new fines - People who deliberately spit, sneeze or cough on frontline workers will be fined up to $13,000 in Queensland Australia abc.net.au/news/2020-04-2…
Does it count when it's your own sneeze?
Each time you sneeze you can voluntary choose to sneeze again for a maximum of 25 time in a row
Successfully recognised “sneeze” sound!
TIFU by deciding to go to the bank. A guy came in and decided to pull down his mask to sneeze. Now I have symptoms of covid.
Context: (My city made mask wearing in public mandatory and fines are given if not wearing one.) I was waiting in line. Took me about an hour of waiting just to get into the building. This pos walks in past the line to ask the employees a question. He was half wearing a mask, only covering his mouth but not his nose. (Dumb af) There were only two paths in the (small) building, one way in and one way out. Suddenly the fucker pulled down his mask and sneezed a big one while he was standing in the exit path. Didn't even sneeze into his arm or anything, despite there being signs all over instructing to do so. Because of social distance I couldn't go out from where people were lined up. The only way out was where the asshole sneezed. Also I was the next person to get help so I was like fuck it and decided to stay and finish what I went to do. Immediately the day after, I started having a runny nose and felt tired, symptoms of covid. I really hope he isn't positive for my sake and everyone e
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you might rage quit on me, but by god, you can't SNEEZE at cells SHOES
Me when my maskless coworker sneezes all over the line 5 times in a row during unload
Today I've learnt that "achoo" is the sound of sneezing in English. In Hungarian it's "hapci", and I'm curious how do people sneeze in your language.
How come you only sneeze when you’re awake?
This may be a dumb question but here goes. I have a bit of a dust/pet hair allergy so sometimes before bed if my dog has been extra “sheddy” that day, I’ll sneeze a bunch as I lay down to fall asleep. Obviously once I fall asleep that stops. How come you have to be awake to sneeze if the same thing that makes you sneeze is still happening while you sleep?
A second before the sneeze.
I don't sneeze because I'm sick I sneeze to get the cum outta my nose, *ACHOOOO**ACHOOOO* YOUR TISSues are NOW fertile 3:
WTW for a sneeze that never comes to fruition?
Is there a word for the sensation of a sneeze that never comes? If there isn't an English word for it is there a word in another language?
When you die you get a list of all your stats. Number of pushups, most amount of sneezes in one session etc. What would be your highest obscure stat and why?
After seeing 3 different people on different occasions pull down their mask to sneeze or cough in public
If you could change what people say after someone sneezes, what would be the funniest thing for people to say?
Black Sun Games is ready for in-store play at a limited capacity. Our crystal clear plexiglass sneeze guards have arrived to provide additional safety. Grab a seat at one of our handmade tables to enjoy some Magic: the Gathering or board games in a clean and cool environment, bring a sweater! 🥶 reddit.com/gallery/i3op0h
Newborn horse sneezes and falls over
1984-D Roosevelt Dime Double Struck Uniface - I like to call this one "The Sneeze" as it looks like Roosevelt has sneezed out the second strike.
Aang looks like he is about to sneeze
Having the 2nd best AC in the party hardly means anything if a misplaced sneeze can knock me unconcious
TIFU by blocking a sneeze at an interview
Hello everyone! If you were ever nervous for an interview i hope my story helps you to calm your nerves or just gives you a laugh.
I (22F) had my first interview since covid and i was really excited as i was running out of that trump money. I dressed super professional in a brand new white button up and some sleek black pants and a pair of 3in high heels. I. Was. Looking. Good. Driving there was uneventful and so was walking in. I sat down and waited to be called in. This is where the trouble begins; where i make my worst mistake ever. My nose started to tickle. I fought the urge as i didnt have a tissue and i didnt want to risk shooting snot all over myself before the interview. I kept fighting for what seemed like an hour (only 5 minutes) finally i said "fuck it" and rubbed my nose to get the feeling to go away. This was mistake number 2.
I get called in. Im still looking good and feeling great. Or so i thought. My nose tickled again as we sat down. She turned away from me so i rubb
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I love when a sneeze is approaching but then disappears
People act like it’s so disappointing when you have the sneeze build up but don’t sneeze. Honestly, I am so grateful when it happens. Who actually likes sneezing? Exploding microbes from your face without control? It’s. Goddamn. Gross. I will let a sneeze pass any day.
This lady orders 14 drinks and she saw a barista go in the back and sneeze so she demanded a refund even tho he went to the back sneezed and then washed his hands
How loud do you sneeze? In db.
I sneeze at something like 75db. Adults sneeze at 90. I have time to master loud sneezing.
Got sneeze guards between DTO and DTR, modern problems require modern solutions
Me at 7 DPO googling every twinge, burp, fart, sneeze
‘I can’t imagine what they’re dealing with right now.’ The one thing this cock sneeze is an authority on and could talk about at length on is losing in an embarrassing fashion and his mind goes blank on his analysis? Y’bloggbussa v.redd.it/rlsksjfsxfc51
My local supermarket has just installed sneeze screens at every register to protect their staff
MRW I'm hiding playing hide-and-seek and feel a sneeze coming on
Truffles says “You got this!” He’s sending encouragement, snorts, sneezes, cuddles, and kisses to everyone. 🖤
Caught my highland lynx cat mid-sneeze. Thought you guys would appreciate!
23 consecutive sneezes at 10:27 August 2, 2020
Wyr change genders everytime you have sex or change into an animal of your choosing whenever you sneeze
In both cases you would have to sneeze /have sex again to turn back
When the U.S. sneezes, the world catches a cold. What happens when it has severe COVID-19? reut.rs/3hlGiuN
When the tattoo artist sneezes
WYR someone breath directly into your mouth, or sneeze within 10 feet while facing you?
i blocked my sneeze and my _____ exploded
Marine iguanas are the only lizards on Earth that spend time in the ocean. Their only source of food is algae found on shorelines and underwater. Because of their salt intake they regularly "sneeze" salt from specialized glands. When food is scarce they have the ability to shrink in size and length.
I watched a guest pull his mask down and sneeze on some cat litter...
10 minutes a day of meditation is nothing to sneeze at
For the first few months of the pandemic i was really stressed and over-worked, so I started meditating for about 10 minutes a day. It was helpful in the moment, but I’ve sort of let it fall by the wayside. I never felt like I had attained any skill or longterm benefit from it until this morning.
I think I have some mild anger issues but only ever in regards to how I speak to myself in certain situations. I rarely raise my voice at others, but if I make a stupid mistake (like if I forgot my earbuds for a flight or something) start cursing at myself and I’ll feel myself getting sort of enraged, and it will take a while to subside unless I’m able to rectify the problem. This morning was one of those moments—I had bought a breakfast sandwich and was carrying some things in with it from the car. I realized I forgot to lock the car door so I shuffled the things in my hands thinking, “don’t drop the sandwich.” Well, guess what flew out of my hands a few seconds later.
It lands on the grou
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What does a cat say to another cat that sneezed?
Not bless you....i think?
So..... who’s going to take one for the team?? A sneeze here, a cough there
POV: You’re waiting for the clan up the road to hit the police station, and you hear a sneeze to your right.... v.redd.it/v8dxdbgk49g51
Sneeze pee already at 14 weeks?
Last night I was having a terrible blocked and itchy nose. At one point I forcefully sneezed and felt like I wet myself.. sure enough go into the bathroom and my underwear are a little wet.
I knew this would happen eventually, but I’m a first time mom and only 14 weeks 3 days. I didn’t expect this until the third trimester. Thus, I’m having super paranoid thoughts that it wasn’t actually pee and that my water broke from all the blowing my nose and sneezing I was doing last night.
My underwear stayed dry overnight, so it doesn’t seem like anything else has leaked out. But so far this morning, every feeling of discharge I have, I’m freaking out. I can’t decide if it’s worth calling, or if I’m overreacting and it was probably just pee.
Is it normal to pee sneeze this early or should I be concerned it may have been my water breaking?
Society needs to accept farts and offenders should be met with the same respect as a sneeze.
It is commonly known that a fart is the butthole’s sneeze. A sneeze raises ones anxiety until release, which is followed by relief. A fart is the same situation but magnified.
From now on, I will be saying “bless you” to anyone who passes gas, whether I realize it audibly or otherwise.
Why do we never have to wake up to sneeze?
Surely we still breathe in dust and irritants, but we never sneeze while sleeping or wake up to sneeze (at least to my knowledge). Why?
Edit: ok wow apparently a ton of you wake up to sneeze! I definitely have never and always wondered why not. Maybe I’m the weird one 👀
[The Illiad]I am a soldier guarding the gates of Troy and I swear just I heard a sneeze coming from the belly of that giant horse the Greeks abandoned yesterday before going home, why did a sneeze come from inside a giant wooden horse? Is this some kind of message from Poseidon, what does it mean?
When you sneeze and nobody's around...
Heard a sneeze, turned around to BELLY
Chibi Nero sneeze (Yayoimaka)
How do people sneeze with a mask on?
It seems like it would be gross after a huge sneeze, so do people get a new mask after they sneeze?
She doesn't sneeze with her hands, so no mask is needed.
My sneezes are atomic explosions, even more so than Dad SneezesTM. They're so powerful that I once (indirectly) broke my nose due to sneezing.
Never sneeze when you are cutting the serrations on a brisket carver, it will change the whole outcome. Sometimes for the better LoL. texasrebelblacksmith.com. FB- Texas Rebel Blacksmith and Welding
My sneaker collection so far 👟🥰 I’m thinking about buying the sneeze mag x Reebok Club C’s next