“I hate these masks. You’re such a pretty girl, and I can’t even tell if you’re smiling.”

Yeah, well I hate that these masks don’t keep creeps from creeping. Also, I’m 33. I’m not a fucking girl.

Edit: someone called Reddit Cares on me, lol. And there’s a frankly hilarious number of men in the comments complaining about how people like me make it hard for men to hit on girls. Here’s a hint, guys: Either she’s actually a woman, not a girl, you’re in high school, or she’s too young for you. Grown men should not be hitting on girls.

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👤︎ u/Triknitter
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Today I have 2 years sober from fentanyl, meth, crack and alcohol! This is a day I felt like I would never see, definitely smiling today.
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Obese Rescue Dog Can't Stop Smiling When She Loses Half Her Weight v.redd.it/0o9tywqzzvh61
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👤︎ u/KidBlogr
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Smooth shuffling smiling guy reddit.com/rpan/r/StessSh…
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📰︎ r/StessShow
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📅︎ Feb 19
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Men using dating apps please please please put a picture of you smiling

As a woman using dating apps, there is no bigger turn off than rows of pictures of serious faces. Not only is adding a picture of you smiling more attractive, it also gives me a better impression of what you look like!

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📅︎ Feb 19
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In Suicide Squad (2016), the Joker’s pistol has smiling faces hidden in its design.
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📅︎ Feb 13
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I was almost crying but mostly smiling!!! (from @eriin_taylor on TikTok) v.redd.it/cofgqoepimb61
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👤︎ u/babygee13
📅︎ Jan 16
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Rare picture of these cousins smiling. 😂 The underrated guys of Breaking Bad. ❤️
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📅︎ Feb 21
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He lowkey smiling when he's with Venti reddit.com/gallery/lif1x6
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📅︎ Feb 12
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I cant stop smiling now... v.redd.it/6an4y0jc4ug61
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📰︎ r/memes
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👤︎ u/AlecHazard
📅︎ Feb 11
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I miss smiling at people

Don't wanna wear a mask forever. Like smiling at strangers. Like seeing their faces light up. It's been a year, I feel really alone and disconnected. Can't live like this forever.

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📰︎ r/rant
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📅︎ Feb 26
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Depression/anxiety got the best of me since December. Today was a better day, keep smiling everyone!
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📅︎ Feb 12
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Keep Smiling :) v.redd.it/yh0wg6temjd61
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📰︎ r/funny
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👤︎ u/Swedaren
📅︎ Jan 25
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A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.

They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?" "I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'"

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👤︎ u/YZXFILE
📅︎ Jan 24
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AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop smiling so widely for photos?

I (43m) met a woman (34f) online several months ago. We began talking and we really it off.

She's a really pretty woman, but she does have a slight flaw to her physical appearance; she has a bad case of TMJ which makes it so that when she gives a big smile one side of her mouth curls up into a huge grin while the other side basically stays still. Every selfie we've taken together has her looking like this. While I absolutely accept that this is just a condition she has I wish she would do what she can to make it less noticeable.

We've recently started talking about becoming engaged. Both of our sets of parents are ecstatic since they both apparently thought that grandkids weren't happening from either of us. But when the subject of engagement photos came up I told her that she should not smile quite so broadly so as to let her true, natural beauty shine through. She got really, really angry at this and said that the curled up lip on one side *is* her natural beauty, since it's her. She said that she isn't even sure if marrying me is a good idea.

I'm the youngest of four kids in my family and the only boy. My father (71m) when he heard about his told me that "it was no wonder that none of my relationships have worked out through all these years" and that I need to apologize to her and beg her forgiveness. My mother (67f) said that I should have been nicer but that she understands.

I know all of this sounds bad but I just really want her to be at her best. That's not for my sake, but for her's.

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📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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This is my car and I cannot stop smiling!
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📅︎ Feb 10
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I'm 39 and can't figure out how to write words on backwards taking a selfie. Work in healthcare, drive a chevy volt, 0 close friends, this is me smiling. Come at me.
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👤︎ u/steriomike
📅︎ Jan 16
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Smiling goat
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📅︎ Feb 13
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So Im just going to post this pic of me smiling haha 😂 F28
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📰︎ r/amihot
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📅︎ Feb 24
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At least he was smiling .. v.redd.it/fhswz4roowi41
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📅︎ Feb 18
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[Media]Smiling Subaru
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📰︎ r/Re_Zero
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📅︎ Feb 25
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The only smiling picture I'll ever post [Mamiya C3 / 80mm f2.8 Chrome / Kodak T-Max 400 push +1]
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📰︎ r/analog
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📅︎ Mar 01
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While you’re smiling, wait till you see who joins in! v.redd.it/ucy7001wjvj61
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📰︎ r/Unexpected
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👤︎ u/pikcoolski
📅︎ Feb 26
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Lingard: "I was smiling before the game, during the game, I just love football." | Post-Match Interview streamable.com/vdb8if
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👤︎ u/Blodgharm
📅︎ Feb 03
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Smiling Lae'zel. That is all.
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📅︎ Feb 28
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Just keep smiling
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📅︎ Jan 29
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“Tell me when to stop,” the smiling waitress said as she grated the block of cheese over my pasta

“That’s enough,” I said, smiling back at her minced fingers on my plate.

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Us to CH: “No. Don’t be smiling...”
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[Begley] Derrick Rose was asked if he's noticed anything different about Tom Thibodeau in New York: "He’s smiling. I’ve never seen him smile as much as he has right now." Rose, obviously, played for Thibodeau in Chicago and Minnesota.

Tweet >Derrick Rose was asked if he's noticed anything different about Tom Thibodeau in New York: " He’s smiling. I’ve never seen him smile as much as he has right now." Rose, obviously, played for Thibodeau in Chicago and Minnesota.

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📰︎ r/nba
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📅︎ Feb 15
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Florida Man Turns Dead Uncle's Skeleton Into A Playable Guitar, Says His Uncle Would Be "Smiling Up From Hell" folkspaper.com/topic/flor…
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📅︎ Feb 12
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My grandma (smiling) in her kitchen | California, 1960s
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📅︎ Feb 09
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21 years old, chef student, feeling confident about my pineapple self after today's head surgery, and looking forward to future adventures! Come stop me from smiling tomorrow!
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📰︎ r/RoastMe
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📅︎ Feb 27
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POV: Me smiling back @ you because you asked me to be your valentine
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👤︎ u/gmain32
📅︎ Feb 15
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Best part about AoC? Getting to hear Hestu talk of course! Was smiling so big when this cutscene came up v.redd.it/dgur3yt7mhi61
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📅︎ Feb 19
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I had a mental breakdown last night , still smiling tho 🌸
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👤︎ u/Kheekz_
📅︎ Feb 27
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foxy smiling
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📰︎ r/creepy
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📅︎ Feb 12
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But I am smiling!
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📰︎ r/dankmemes
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👤︎ u/AlphaLionX
📅︎ Feb 21
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My smiling loaf
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📅︎ Feb 21
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Found a ring from last year before I started my weight loss, it used to be too small for me. Can't stop smiling.
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📅︎ Feb 04
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[Andrews] Nic Claxton, who got a technical foul for hanging on the rim after a dunk tonight, said both James Harden and Kyrie Irving offered to pay his fine. "So, I'm not really worried about it," he said, smiling.

Source > Nic Claxton, who got a technical foul for hanging on the rim after a dunk tonight, said both James Harden and Kyrie Irving offered to pay his fine. "So, I'm not really worried about it," he said, smiling.

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📅︎ Feb 26
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This is our cat Simba, just relaxing on the stairs smiling at the camera
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👤︎ u/flexlind
📅︎ Feb 19
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I watched the serial killer lock all the doors in my house, whilst chucking and smiling to himself.

He realised, as me and my family crawled down from the roof, that we weren't locked in with him, he was locked in with us.

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📅︎ Feb 12
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Petr Yan smiling, switching stances and knocking down Faber streamable.com/yww15c
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📰︎ r/MMA
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👤︎ u/Sal21G
📅︎ Feb 24
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Community star Yvette Nicole Brown calls out Lil Wayne for posting photo smiling alongside Trump | 'There’s nothing a white supremacist could offer me that is worth my people,' she wrote independent.co.uk/arts-en…
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👤︎ u/Fr1sk3r
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Rest in peace Moe,you were always smiling because you were a big dumb ball of fur enjoying life and the occasional slice of pizza 👼
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👤︎ u/katy119
📅︎ Feb 15
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When the old surgery attending sees a resident smiling v.redd.it/cuoj5tdgy3j61
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👤︎ u/ironmant
📅︎ Feb 22
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New to this sub. Say hello to Emmylou doing some of her favorite things. Snoozin’ with dad, playing in the creek, and sitting/smiling like a goof, and of course modeling. reddit.com/gallery/ljhhzz
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Old, rusty, and crusty but still smiling.
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📰︎ r/Pareidolia
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Visual hallucinations are normal during an extreme migraine, so I didn't worry when the shadows in my room started smiling.

It was only after the pain finally left and the largest shadow stepped toward me that I started to panic.

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Smiling Rei from the Evangelion x Kate lipstick collaboration
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👤︎ u/Joseki100
📅︎ Feb 02
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