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I will fucking buy tomorow! FELLOW NON-AMERICAN CITIZENS WE SHALL AID OUR BROTHERS IN THE US.

HOLD BROTHERS! HOLD TO RUIN AND THE WORLD ENDING!

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Comprehensive Guide about BB and how it shall take off in coming years

Alright folks, here's the comprehensive guide about the BB products, revenue details, customers, and what's in the store in the future. It's quite a lengthy one, please bare with me as you read and this is the first time I looked up regarding a company at this depth.

Some background on the John Chen, who took up a massive challenge when he was the CEO for Sybase where the stock price was around 4-5$. But when he sold off to SAP it was around 65$, although it took 10 years to accomplish. He understands the business quite well and knows where to focus to generate more revenue and certainly be the best in what they do and provide the best to their customers.

Why should companies embrace BB products?

  • Best-in-class security
  • Safety
  • Reliability

Achievements:

  • 18 of the G20 governments as customers
  • Leader in EPP sector
  • Only software company to attain various security certifications from US Govt
  • BlackBerry’s solutions address over 96% of the collective threats (Frost & Sullivan research data)
  • 19 out of 25 OEM’s are using BB QNX products

Ref: https://imgur.com/OgrCGNg

Achievements in 2019 (According to 10-k report):

  • Named as a Leader in Gartner’s 2019 Magic Quadrant for Unified Endpoint Management Tools for the fourth consecutive year
  • Collaboration with Ansys to support BlackBerry QNX’s β€œRTOS” for connected and autonomous vehicles
  • WM Motor to embed BlackBerry’s QNX Neutrino Realtime Operating System and other BlackBerry QNX software products within the company’s third-generation SUVs
  • Integration of the QNX Platform for Digital Cockpits in MARELLI Electronics China’s eCockpit and Digital Cluster solution
  • Reece Group is now using BlackBerry Cylance technology to protect thousands of endpoints across its retail stores and offices in Australia and the United States
  • Agreement with ETAS GmbH, a subsidiary of Bosch, to cooperate on the joint development and marketing of an automotive software platform based on the AUTOSAR Adaptive standard
  • Deeper partnership with Jaguar Land Rover for the use of the Company’s AI and machine learning technologies, BlackBerry QNX software and BlackBerry Cybersecurity Consulting services
  • LG Electronics Inc. to accelerate the deployment of connected and autonomous vehicle technology for automotive OEMs and Tier 1 vendors
  • SYNNEX Corporation to distribute the BlackBerry Enterprise Mobility Suite in the United States and accelerate partner recruitment for the Blac
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The victory shall be ours
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πŸ”ŽSPACHunt: Rumored Targets (Detailed) πŸ”ŽWhich SPACs will acquire these!?! We shall see.... Guesses?
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Thoughts on this eye-roll worthy exchange between Tia and He Who Shall Not Be Named?
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[WP] The kingdom fell, the champions defeated, but an Angel appears before a Hero and says to him: "Fear not, for your progeny shall inherit the gifts of heavens and defeat the Dark Lord." Ever since then, hundreds of fatherless, divine-empowered bastards sprung up all across the lands.

Edit: Well I'll be diddly damned, so many amazing stories came from my dumb idea. So for everyone that posted their piece, and in advance for everyone that will do so: AMAZING WORK !

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Shall we?
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Won’t change the loo roll, sweet wifey? Tomfoolery shall commence...

This is a short, and probably tasteless, tale of a husband who just had enough. I’m not normally vindictive, and after 20years of marriage and bringing up 3 gorgeous and independent kids, I had learned when to choose my battles.

My poor wife, god bless her darling heart, has had to deal with sharing an ensuite bathroom with her ape of a husband. I’m 6’ tall and 120kilos of formerly gorgeous (so I’ve been often reminded by my ring bearer) muscle and sinew. OK, I’m a fat bugger nowadays but I am going to change this year.... hopefully!!

Whilst we share the bathroom, the vanity, the toilet and the shower, the one thing my wife doesn’t like to share is the loo roll changing responsibility. That, apparently, is all down to me.

This was not something we agreed to previously. Not something discussed like adults over a nice cup of tea. This has been solely decided upon by her. This lovely nurturer and predominant raiser of our children has honed the art of leaving β€œone square to dab at her lady parts” down to a fine art.

I will stumble into our bathroom at 5am of a morning, thus beginning my morning ablutions before heading off to work and, lo and behold, there is one square on the roll. My body is already upset about stirring from that wonderfully comfortable bed, and is now reaching evacuation status as is it’s want at that time.

I now need to waste precious time bending over (please don’t fart) to retrieve a fresh loo roll from inside the vanity (I try to keep a 3 roll minimum in there) ready to assist with the β€œclean up on aisle 5” after I’ve β€œdropped the kids off at the pool”.

It’s not fun, and after the umpteenth time of this happening something just clicked in my head this morning. I’d had enough. Why is it always me? Why can’t she do it? When did she become the boss and I her lackey? (Before anyone says anything, I know who’s the boss in our house and it’s me... when she’s not home...aherm!!)

This morning I decided enough was enough. I left her one square where it was. I got a new loo roll out, cleaned my unmentionable parts β€œdownunder” when I was finished, got up off the throne, washed my hands and promptly placed the new roll, and the 2 remaining loo rolls from under the sink, on top of the wall cabinet.

My darling wife is 5’ 2” and cannot reach anywhere near the top of the wall unit. She also wakes up a lot later than I do. In fact, I’m normally just pulling into the office when she heads to the bathroom of a morning.

This morning I recei

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About to adopt this boy. He shall be named, Beef Supreme.
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Super sorry I shall get started on my Biden hugging Jesus fanart right away/s
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OC. We shall rise up against them
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Ask and ye shall receive
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I suffered while making this, and now you shall suffer too
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"you shall not pass"
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Ginny Lemon’s interview with Digital Spy: β€œI never went in as a contestant, I went in as an icon and I shall leave as an icon.” digitalspy.com/tv/reality…
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THE TRENDS ARE NO LONGER THE SAME! WE SHALL JUST WAIT AND SEE NOW!
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It’s clear guys. They are so deep in this. They have no way out. Or all this shit wouldn’t be happening (FINRA historically releases early) hold on you shall be rewarded! πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸŒπŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ’ͺπŸ’ŽπŸ€²
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Not touch the floor it shall
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I’m about to call my ex and say whatever the spirits tell me to and then hang up with no context. Spirits, what shall I say?

Edit- Ok sorry just realized this blew up, I’ll do it now.

Edit 2- I did it and then got a text saying β€œwtf?” and that was all. Not gonna respond.

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From now on, your name shall be...
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I shall be there, whenever am called.
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Until the current market hysteria passes, shall we cut down on referencing thetagang outside the sub?

It's both exciting and sad to see what's happening to WSB. I do welcome the new blood, but echoing the sentiment behind the post by /u/dillonsyp, some self-preservation may work well for the time being. Any old-school /r/wallstreetbets and /r/options users will know thetagang already, so no need to get further flooded. Thoughts?

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So... what collection shall I go for next?
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Brand who shall not be named
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This too shall pass :)
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a few of my favourite beanies so far! what villager shall i do next?
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My car spontaneously combusted today.. RIPieces, Greta. You shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome! v.redd.it/8c4eg64feze61
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OC. Shared this in the discworld memes group on *ahem* another platform, and it got like zero love. Is it bad or was it pearls before swine? Reddit shall now decide, I will accept my fate.
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We shall call this: Canadian Linux
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Just married? Mother shall come stay!

Mother dearest is bat shit insane.

It was a bit of a ride when I got married. Husband is British, I’m Australian and we live in England. Hence all my loving and crazy family came from oz for the big day. I’m one of four kids and my family are breeders, whereas husbands family is small and significantly less crazy.

They all came in dribs and drabs for our December wedding, leaving the warm tropical Aussie climate for -3 Celsius and freak December snow.

Key information is that my mum fucked off when I was 3 because she was tired of being a mum, so I was raised by the barrel chested, swearing but adorable pirate that is my father. Mother has the emotional maturity of a toddler and genuinely believes the world, and her children adore her. We do not.

Back to the wedding and the bull shit she pulled. We’d organised events for the Australian contingent for the two weeks before the wedding but not much for after as we were going to be newly married. I don’t think I need to expand, because most people understand that newlyweds generally want to spend time together.

She arrived three whole weeks before the wedding and is annoyed that she is staying, for free, at my husbands parents house (where my brother and his wife and daughter were also staying). She wanted to stay at my house, like my sister who was my MOH. This was obviously ignored as she stresses me out, so she sat in the garden of my in laws house and pouted like a child until we left, then made passive aggressive posts on Facebook about being ignored and unloved after travelling so far (which I pettily laughed at because not a single person commented).

Wedding day arrived. I wrote on an old account about her actions on the day before and day of our wedding (namely she tried to get back with my dad who is definitely not interested, and then wore pyjamas to our wedding reception) but it is what happened after that just kills me.

She’d been staying with my in laws for three weeks. She knew husband and I were going on our honeymoon the weekend after the wedding. She then asked the day after we were married for the keys to our house as she was going to house sit while we were away.

Ya what now?

No, you are not accessing my house when I am not there. She then cries about how she booked to come to England for 8 weeks because otherwise the cost of the tickets wasn’t worth it.

Again, what?! All my other family had left the week after the wedding, except my brother and wife who instead travelled

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Comprehensive Guide about BB and how it shall take off in coming years

Alright folks, here's the comprehensive guide about the BB products, revenue details, customers, and what's in the store in the future. It's quite a lengthy one, please bare with me as you read and this is the first time I looked up regarding a company at this depth.

Some background on the John Chen, who took up a massive challenge when he was the CEO for Sybase where the stock price was around 4-5$. But when he sold off to SAP it was around 65$, although it took 10 years to accomplish. He understands the business quite well and knows where to focus to generate more revenue and certainly be the best in what they do and provide the best to their customers.

Why should companies embrace BB products?

  • Best-in-class security
  • Safety
  • Reliability

Achievements:

  • 18 of the G20 governments as customers
  • Leader in EPP sector
  • Only software company to attain various security certifications from US Govt
  • BlackBerry’s solutions address over 96% of the collective threats (Frost & Sullivan research data)
  • 19 out of 25 OEM’s are using BB QNX products

Ref: https://imgur.com/OgrCGNg

Achievements in 2019 (According to 10-k report):

  • Named as a Leader in Gartner’s 2019 Magic Quadrant for Unified Endpoint Management Tools for the fourth consecutive year
  • Collaboration with Ansys to support BlackBerry QNX’s β€œRTOS” for connected and autonomous vehicles
  • WM Motor to embed BlackBerry’s QNX Neutrino Realtime Operating System and other BlackBerry QNX software products within the company’s third-generation SUVs
  • Integration of the QNX Platform for Digital Cockpits in MARELLI Electronics China’s eCockpit and Digital Cluster solution
  • Reece Group is now using BlackBerry Cylance technology to protect thousands of endpoints across its retail stores and offices in Australia and the United States
  • Agreement with ETAS GmbH, a subsidiary of Bosch, to cooperate on the joint development and marketing of an automotive software platform based on the AUTOSAR Adaptive standard
  • Deeper partnership with Jaguar Land Rover for the use of the Company’s AI and machine learning technologies, BlackBerry QNX software and BlackBerry Cybersecurity Consulting services
  • LG Electronics Inc. to accelerate the deployment of connected and autonomous vehicle technology for automotive OEMs and Tier 1 vendors
  • SYNNEX Corporation to distribute the BlackBerry Enterprise Mobility Suite in the United States and accelerate partner recruitment for the Blac
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