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I am trying to link back to my original post, but I can’t figure it out on mobile — please someone help.

EDIT: I figured it out, that ass to the dozen or so people who posted links : )

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/kzifz4/tifu_by_complimenting_my_dates_butt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for all the comments, not to mention all of the perspectives I definitely did not consider.

A few clarifications:

I haven’t dated since before dating apps were a thing and I was married for 7 years so please give me some grace for being Very Bad At This.

We went on an outdoor date (a walk on the boardwalk near where we live) and didn’t so much as hug. Wore masks anytime we were close to other people (turns out not many people walk outside at night when it’s 40 degrees, though).

Both he and I have kids, so the “single mom, run for the hills” thing goes both way, right?

My intended text wasn’t the exact phrase “thanks, you’re great” — I think that would be super rude! I would have been kind and appropriate (had I not instead just written “that ass” but, here we are.)

No, I don’t know why my phone autocorrected to “that ass.” I am glad it makes people think I have a much more interesting life and Google search history than I do!

Finally, the update:

He sent me back a link to the music video for “Mr. Jones.” I do not know if this was also an accidental text or if I’m missing some symbolism here. Counting Crows fans, please advise.

We then chatted about the Cleveland Browns as if nothing weird had happened.

In any case, I decided the universe (and Reddit) was facilitating enough rom-com vibes (and “don’t be so quick to judge” comments) that I might as well go on one more date with a nice, friendly dude, with, for what it’s worth, a pretty decent butt.

Tl;dr I am seeing that ass again.

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Impeach a guy who called for peace...

Being impeached by that room full of criminals is a badge of honor

This is all being done to keep him from running in 2024...

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