Everyday General Grievous adds a unique lightsaber to his collection: Sausage Edition
TIL Berliners love the "currywurst", a sausage topped with curry ketchup, so much, that there have been commemorative coins, novels, plays and movies honoring its invention. By tradition, every candidate for mayor must be photographed in front of a currywurst stand. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cur…
TIL that because the UK Royal Navy's Astute class nuclear powered submarines can purify their own air and water and run on nuclear fuel, that the endurance is only limited to 90 days due to breakfast storage capacity for 18,000 sausages and 4200 Weetabix en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ast…
Brisket, Sausage, Ribs, & Pulled Pork From Franklin Barbecue
And to think that a week ago, all you could find on this sub were sausages
Anyone else’s hobbies either solo or complete sausage fests, making it unable to meet women?
My hobbies are literally the worst when it comes to meeting women. Video games, complete sausage fest and a toxic community towards women. Basketball, male dominated sport and community. Piano, the most lonely instrument. I feel like my choice of hobbies make it really tough for me to meet women. Anyone else feel this way and would like to branch out?
I cooked a sausage patty into two layers of pancake batter. It was perfect.
Just a little happy sausage
[Homemade] Breakfast pizza with sausage gravy and cream cheese filled everything bagel crust
TIL Sausage sizzles are public sausage barbecues generally held either as free community events or as fundraisers that have become a recognised and expected addition to polling booths at Australian elections. The sausages at these events have been nicknamed "Democracy Sausages". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sau…
[Homemade] pastrami, ham, salami, garlic sausage, pepperoni, cheddar, mixed veg, mayo/chilli mayo, on a tiger loaf.
Hot sausage, jalapeños, hot honey. 72hr caputo Americana
I've been informed that my HMCS Gentleman Sausage is, uh... too long
Not just the sausages. But the wieners and chorizos too!
“Roast beef” vs “Vienna sausage”
Alright guys, let’s have a chat. In light of the comparison between David’s schlong and the tiny wieners, I’ve got a few questions.
Back when Jenelle’s nudes were released (or any time they’re discussed), someone inevitably brings up the term “roast beef” or “beef flaps” to describe her vulva. This is widely denounced as unnecessarily cruel, due to it being something outside of her control. Arguments such as “all women’s vulvas look different and are beautiful,” “labia size doesn’t matter,” “there are so many other things we can criticize her for that are under her control,” etc etc.
So why is it ok for us to start referring to UBT as “Vienna sausage,” a term clearly intended to shame him for the size of his dick? Do the same arguments not still apply when it’s a man?
I hate both of these idiots as much as the next person, and I just feel like using these insults is really petty and quite frankly, unoriginal. There are many, many other things we can (and should) make fun of t
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Spotted at a Spa Franchorchamps trackday I did today. FIA mandated Sausage kerb on entry to Eau Rouge, has already has caused two cars to crash on trackdays in past few weeks, snapped their suspension. imgur.com/HnqQuU4
It'll only be a matter of time until sausage memes are banned
PrequelMemes will be reorganized into the first sausage EMPIRE!
My friend’s side of sausage at brunch looked like they had to go into the forest to forage for it and then ran out of regular plates
Simpler times . . . before the sausage war
Now we have an emoji to describe David's Vienna sausage
Sausage, egg and cheese biscuit
My mom was an overnight manager at a truck stop. She regularly had to deal with drunks and the obnoxious Sunday morning crowd.
There was a man that can in every Sunday morning,, very early. No sooner than his order would hit the window he would start yelling loudly, “is it done yet, where’s my food” and other rude things. The staff cringed when he walked in.
My mom had enough. This particular Sunday, after a very rough Saturday night full of drunks, this man walks in with his usual crew and sits at his usual table. Just like clock work he started yelling as soon as his ticket hit the window. Mom threw a biscuit on the plate, added a piece of cheese, raw sausage patty, then cracked an egg and added the top part of the biscuit. She took him his order personally, slammed the plate down in front of him and calmly asked him if he wanted his food now or if he wanted it cooked.
He never yelled after that day. He became one of the nicest and best tipping customers.
Edit: y’all have
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[Homemade] Bacon, sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich on a brioche bun.
[Homemade] Smoked chicken and sausage gumbo with rice
Good soldiers follow sausage
The Sausages are taking over!
[@AlbertFabrega] The FIA has removed the yellow sausages from T9-T10 that caused front wing failures. Instead there are track limits sensors. twitter.com/AlbertFabrega…
I see your 102 mph cross map team pinch and I raise you. 105 mph cross map pinch I hit with my brother last week. Welcome to Dongio’s home of the Long Dong Sausage Combo. v.redd.it/667mhyjmopa51
The sausages are taking over
Smoked two 30lb gators as a Father’s Day special at work. 7 hour smoke at 225 with an andouille sausage/cornbread stuffing and butter injection. Sold out in under an hour. Other guy wasn’t unwrapped due to having about 10 more degrees to rise before finishing.
Making sausage from our butchered pigs. Haven't had to buy pork in a year. One more step to being self-sufficient.
[Homemade] Cherry Vanilla French Toast, sage sausage, cheddar chive scrambled, garlic parsley home fries, and crispy sunny-side up.
An inverse hot dog: a giant sausage split lengthwise, with a breadstick inside
[homemade] puff pastry with sausage gravy, cheese and eggs.
Keto “McGriddle”. 8 net carbs. 2 keto pancakes, pork breakfast sausage and an egg. Not bad for my first try.
07/09/2019 Alex Peroni's F3 car hits sausage curb which causes car to fly into nearby fence. No serious injuries. v.redd.it/41j15uf6dqz41
[Homemade] Garden Herb Shrimp and Sausage Skewers
Wish there were more girls in paintball... I need some to talk to lol. It’s a sausage fest out there haha. IG - @vea.g
If you cover a sausage with a lambskin condom and insert it into your anus, you will have three layers of intestine inside you
Vienna Sausage’s entanglement to spill some tea?!
Keto Sausage and Cabbage Skillet
Spicy Goulash - Slowly cooked Jalapeños , Birds eye chillies and goast pepper rub in bone broth with venison sausage, pulled chicken, beans and onion.
A full English. In a sausage. I'd try it.
Just some Chicken and Chorizo sausage
The sausages are taking over!
TIL It’s Australian tradition to eat sausages at polling places on election day called Democracy Sausages. For many communities, this is the biggest fundraising event of the year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dem…
Hitting up the Sausage-Roll-Lady
There's No Way Richmond Sausages Could Possibly Be The Nations Favourite.
The adverts irk me, surely anyone who buys Richmond Sausages never buys them a second time.
I'd love to see their data showing what makes them the nation's favourite sausage.
No wonder these Beyond Sausages are on sale...😳
Here's your Sausage Award, Dick Balson.
Keto Cheesy Cabbage Sausage Skillet
Kvyat's battle with Ocon, in which Daniil runs wide over the sausage curbs and later his suspension fails. Kvyat said afterwards "It’s not great from Ocon’s side to push off people like this to be honest. But I could have been more patient as well." streamable.com/5wbz98
I’ve accidentally hit these buttons with my sausage fingers so many times...and I hate that I can’t customize them
Cheesy baked cabbage and sausage skillet! BOOM!
Here is a break from sausages
Cumberland Sausage Meatballs and mixed vegetables in a beef stock reduction, with wholegrain mustard mashed potatoes
Vienna Sausage (David)’s entanglement tomorrow at 7pm(ET)! Someone please record it!
Ya wanna taste Austraya's best blood sausage?
How do i make sausage patties and burger patties to be thinner?
Whenever i cook sausage patties, or burger patties I always try to make them flat and thing, but as they cook they shrink in diameter and grow in thickness.
I dont know why but id rather prefer 2 thin patties (kinda like how fast food places make them) then a big thick patty.
Is there anything I can do to make my patties come out thin?
Thank you for your time
Thanks I hate smiling sausages.
Alternatives to Lockeford meat & sausage?
Went by the place last weekend, good meats but I felt like I walked into a shrine to Reagan and Limbaugh just to get them. Complete with a Newsome recall sheet table at the end of the checkout line.
Any other suggestions in the area?
EDIT: Thank you everyone for the suggestions! I have lots of places to check out now :D
Budae Jjigae - Spicy Korean Sausage Stew!
the day a mini sausage named Socks came into my life 💙
translate (homemade sausages)
So the sausage and mash I made came with something of a twist tonight....
Sweet Italian sausage with potatoes, peppers, and onions.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: The Lost Tapes(1986) Rare behind the scenes interviews hosted by Matthew Broderick during production. Also behind the scenes of the restaurant scene featuring the Sausage King of Chicago. youtu.be/tNzRSVmz0To
[HOMEMADE] Cajun fried rice with andouille sausage and "Creolaise"
Just egg omelette, beyond breakfast sausage, tofutti cream cheese, miyokos pepperjack slice, black garlic hot sauce, blueberry preserves and buns toasted in miyokos butter. Fuckin. Heaven.
Ew what's that sausage thingy😫😫😫