Sausage

My hobbies are literally the worst when it comes to meeting women. Video games, complete sausage fest and a toxic community towards women. Basketball, male dominated sport and community. Piano, the most lonely instrument. I feel like my choice of hobbies make it really tough for me to meet women. Anyone else feel this way and would like to branch out?

Alright guys, let’s have a chat. In light of the comparison between David’s schlong and the tiny wieners, I’ve got a few questions.

Back when Jenelle’s nudes were released (or any time they’re discussed), someone inevitably brings up the term “roast beef” or “beef flaps” to describe her vulva. This is widely denounced as unnecessarily cruel, due to it being something outside of her control. Arguments such as “all women’s vulvas look different and are beautiful,” “labia size doesn’t matter,” “there are so many other things we can criticize her for that are under her control,” etc etc.

So why is it ok for us to start referring to UBT as “Vienna sausage,” a term clearly intended to shame him for the size of his dick? Do the same arguments not still apply when it’s a man?

I hate both of these idiots as much as the next person, and I just feel like using these insults is really petty and quite frankly, unoriginal. There are many, many other things we can (and should) make fun of t

My mom was an overnight manager at a truck stop. She regularly had to deal with drunks and the obnoxious Sunday morning crowd.

There was a man that can in every Sunday morning,, very early. No sooner than his order would hit the window he would start yelling loudly, “is it done yet, where’s my food” and other rude things. The staff cringed when he walked in.

My mom had enough. This particular Sunday, after a very rough Saturday night full of drunks, this man walks in with his usual crew and sits at his usual table. Just like clock work he started yelling as soon as his ticket hit the window. Mom threw a biscuit on the plate, added a piece of cheese, raw sausage patty, then cracked an egg and added the top part of the biscuit. She took him his order personally, slammed the plate down in front of him and calmly asked him if he wanted his food now or if he wanted it cooked.

He never yelled after that day. He became one of the nicest and best tipping customers.

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The adverts irk me, surely anyone who buys Richmond Sausages never buys them a second time. I'd love to see their data showing what makes them the nation's favourite sausage.

Whenever i cook sausage patties, or burger patties I always try to make them flat and thing, but as they cook they shrink in diameter and grow in thickness.

I dont know why but id rather prefer 2 thin patties (kinda like how fast food places make them) then a big thick patty.

Is there anything I can do to make my patties come out thin?

Thank you for your time

Went by the place last weekend, good meats but I felt like I walked into a shrine to Reagan and Limbaugh just to get them. Complete with a Newsome recall sheet table at the end of the checkout line.

Any other suggestions in the area?

EDIT: Thank you everyone for the suggestions! I have lots of places to check out now :D