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Gabriel Jesus | β€œI used to eat a lot of junk food... pizza, hamburgers." β€œDo you see it? Lots of salad, pasta, fruit, vegetables, I never thought my fridge would be like this. Before it was just chocolate, cake, pudding… I miss my pudding, man.” twitter.com/Sport_Witness…
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Thanks, I hate Pokemon salads
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You’re not allowed to call this a salad.
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My (23f) ex-Bf (27m) named a menu item after me At his family owned pizza place (β€œSasha will give you an STD salad”) what can I do about this?

So just so you know my name is not Sasha and the menu item in the title is not exact but similar enough that you get the idea.

Last week I guess my Ex boyfriends family had new quarantine limited menus printed off. One of my friends stole one and showed me that the first item was β€œSasha will give you an STD salad.” My first name is relatively unique and he is convinced I gave him an STD (I admit I cheated but I didn’t give him any STD).

I texted him and asked him what his fucking problem is and he acted like I he didn’t know what I was talking about. He then said β€œchill the fuck out, there’s 10 women in the country with your name, odds are one has an STD.” I demanded he change it. He said no.

I’m so humiliated because his parents restaurant is a local place for college people to meet after clubs and since my name is so unique, it’s already happened that people know he’s referring to me.

What can I do about this?

edit: its so amazing to be among people who have never made a mi

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It was hard to coordinate but we did it !!here’s a FRUIT SALAD PARTY! 🍎 πŸ“ 🍍 🍐 πŸ‰ πŸ₯ πŸ‡ πŸ‘
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[Vardon] On Saturday, Pelicans team owner Gayle Benson shipped crates of β€œNew Orleans food” to the bubble hotel for a feast. Red fish. Shrimp. Gumbo. Jambalaya. Salad. Cakes from Gambino’s bakery. Gentry told the food was so good that Kings coach Luke Walton came over to be fed

> β€œFor whatever reason, I don’t have an answer, but I don’t think we started the game with a great competitive spirit,” Redick said. β€œWe’ve had a couple games like that down here, for whatever reason.”

> The day started with such promise for the Pelicans. On Saturday, team owner Gayle Benson shipped crates of β€œNew Orleans food” to the hotel for a feast. Red fish. Shrimp. Gumbo. Jambalaya. Salad. Cakes from Gambino’s bakery. Gentry told me the food was so good that Kings coach Luke Walton came over to be fed.

> β€œThese cakes, it’s just ridiculous,” Gentry said. β€œNothing that tastes that good can ever be good for you.”

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AITA for telling my girlfriend don't come to the restaurant if you only plan on eating a salad?

I get it, salad is an easy go to heathy meal that we use. But I think it's a cheap and scared to try new things move at a restaurant. The restaurant we are going to is American so you know what kind of food there is.

I'm trying to go the restaurant with some people on Thursday. I tell her yesterday night. I give her time to look over the menu, prices, whatever. Then I ask if anything caught her mind. She says the Ricotta dumplings, caught her eye and sounded good. But she'll just go with the salad. When she said that, I made a pshhh noice followed by shaking my head and saying ridiculous.

When I asked if she was serious and told me yeah, that's when I said to not even come to the restaurant and just stay home. "I'm trying to be healthy about what I eat". I work out and try to eat healthy but I'm able to eat good throughput the week for I'm able to have a meal at a restaurant. Told her she do the same.

You can buy a salad at the grocery store for $5 instead of spending $16 on one.

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[I ate] Lobster salad roll, lobster roll, crab roll and shrimp roll.
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Justice Scalia being served a salad
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Maybe a Salad if I’m still hungry.
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Pickled jalapeños - Quick + easy, plus makes a delicious, 🌢 addition to tacos, quesadillas, sandwiches, salads, cocktails, burgers, and more! Heat gets more mild over time in fridge!
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ngl made we wanna try caprese salad though
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This Salad for 6 Euros after a long mudflat hiking tour
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I just made this salad, tell her she’s cute
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My preschooler is REALLY into blue right now, and requested a lunch that involves blue. Tuna salad sandwich!
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So I met the most amazing girl ever and she’s vegan and her diet is changing my life for the absolute best. So, I decided to make her a vegan salad for her lunch break!
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What kinds of salads do you eat?

It's hot here for the UK (35Β°c) and definitely salad weather.

Do you eat just a salad? What does it have in it? I guess it depends on where you live?

One of your inventions...chicken Caesar salad.. is really popular here. They even eat it in France and they're impossible to please when it comes to food.

We also have Waldorf salads here. They're lovely too. But more of a side like coleslaw.

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Japanese curry with pork cutlet and spicy cucumber salad
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6 years ago today my great grandma celebrated her 100th birthday in true Irish Catholic fashion; piΓ±ata full of whisky followed by a basement church service and a potato salad buffet.
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Adobo in mayonnaise potato salad?
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Salad
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Balance is.....a chicken Caesar salad with hot fries for dinner πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹
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Recommendation: If you have an Aldi near you and are struggling to feed yourself well like me, I highly recommend Aldi's salad kits!

Before COVID, I was a 5-day a week gym-goer and ate a really healthy vegetarian diet.

Yeah, the stress of this pandemic has worn me down. Flashback to me two days ago eating a sleeve of saltine crackers and a slice of cheese at noon and then falling asleep for two hours.

I've decided it's time to stop beating myself up for sucking at life right now and instead meet myself where I am. That means that it's just unrealistic for me to expect me to do my 2 hour salad meal prep on Sundays. Even more unrealistic for me to actually eat them on weekdays. So I went looking for simpler healthy options that wouldn't feel so overwhelming.

Enter Aldi's salad kits. They have I think four different options in the vegetable department. $2.49 for a bag that, for me anyway, can either be one serving (alone) or two servings (if you have something else - I ate some Greek yogurt with it). $2.49 for one or two meals really is a great value especially if it's something that you'll actually eat (again, catc

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Okay I’ve been holding this in for ages, I can’t handle how nesquik advertise their milkshakes. What kind of maniac would drink a chocolate milkshake with their salad and boiled eggs?
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Behold! The one ingredient salad.
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A woman stalked me for salad bowls

I should preface this by saying that I'm a classic metalhead. Tattoos, big boots, skull rings, denim vest with band patches, whole kit and caboodle.

I was in a store where the uniforms are green, so I've no idea how I was mistaken for one of them, considering I look like someone's rolled some mashed potato in a pile of Iron Maiden albums. When I was browsing the dog treats, I felt this wizarned old hand on my shoulder and I nearly shit myself. Weird old lady is there, yellow teeth and strange smell, and she asks where the salad bowls are.

Me: Sorry?

Old lady: Salad! Bowls! Where are the salad bowls?

Me: Oh, uh, I don't work here.

Old lady: What?! But the uniform!

I shrugged and walked away, wondering in what shop a huge back patch of Vikings stabbing each other was the uniform, and how I could apply. I thought it was over, but this old lady then starts following me. She's always a few meters behind me every time I look around, and if I chat to my sister, she'll be making a loop

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Asked for no tomatoes on my salad, waiter asked if bacon was ok. I jokingly said all the bacon... he delivered
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I used to detest salads, but now I can’t stop eating them

I used to not be fond of salads. I only ever bought premade salads from a grocery store once in the blue moon which were meh. I also liked it only with a lot of fat dressing, but then I would just prefer something else because a lot of dressing is already unhealthy, so why not eat something else unhealthy thats yummier (bad and weird mindset, i know). I just didn’t really love vegetables all together. Just saw it as something I had to eat to be healthy, but not because it was tasty.

Recently my friend made a salad for my barbecue. It looked like it had no dressing, so wasn’t really looking forward to it. I took a bite and I was blown away. It tasted so fresh and good, without having a dressing overpower everything. The vegetables were actually yummy.

I immediately asked her what kind of sauce she used. It was basically just olive oil and white wine vinegar. Such a basic combo that enhanced the salad incredibly. Since then I have been eating salad nonstop. I’m actually looking forwar

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I see croissants and chicken salad and raise you this. Pesto focaccia bread and rotisserie chicken.
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Caprese salad. Love this time of year!
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I want my buggos! What do you mean 80% salad???
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Tomato is a fruit and I don’t toss the salad
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Small victories! I haven’t had a salad since I’ve been diagnosed. Today I was feeling great and decided to make one. I know it’s not necessarily a big deal, but it makes me so happy to be able to eat(in moderation) one of my favorite dishes again!
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Welp, guess it's salad for dinner tonight!
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poor guy, he just wants salad
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7 miles in and enjoying a chickpea salad sandwich!
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Ordered ceased salad for $15 from one of the local restaurants.
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PSA: Low health Builds beware the deadly second helping of Tato Salad.

I have committed Tato Saladicide.

I watched my health bar go from ~20% to zero after consuming a second Tato Salad. I’m sure this isn’t supposed to happen. But it seems to be built into the max HP effect it has.

Edit: Video link

https://imgur.com/gallery/r9izNTD

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From Ortiz Insta. A reenacting of "Lady yells at salad cat"
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jimmy’s face when terri was thinking about getting a burger but then rick suggested a salad with the lightest dressing spoke volumes. he was the first one to notice red flags about rick. reddit.com/gallery/id06rk
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Poke Bowl -Salmon, Tuna and Unagi - Served as a salad, no rice
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β€œMonth-old salad with genocidal intent”—I painted the true origins of the Infestation
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[Homemade] Garden Salad
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her: I'll have the salad, no nuts, please.

waiter: of course

me: it didn’t say it had nuts

her: I'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe

me: that makes sense

waiter: and for you?

me: steak, no bees, please.

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Halloumi, courgette (zucchini) and avocado salad with bacon
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French's Mustard Beer: It's like sipping a hot dog and a fruit salad at the same time. cnet.com/news/frenchs-mus…
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Rate my African word salad
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Homemade Blackened Fish Taco Salad
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Caprese salad- tomato/basil from my garden
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What is your favourite salad hot sauce?
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fried scrimp caesar salad and bitterballen at Vegan Junk Food Bar in Amsterdam, NL
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Chicken sees her salad
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Spent 2 hours talking myself into working out, did an hour of HIIT, hated it the whole time. Made delicious salad to refuel....immediately dropped it on the floor.

Now i am in the bath eating dry cereal like god intended.

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TIL Pizza Hut restaurants in China stopped offering one trip salad bars- due to customer's creating elaborately engineered "salad towers" carefully balanced on one plate. kotaku.com/how-chinese-in…
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Aggresive growth of unidentified salad plant. reddit.com/gallery/idc748
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[Homemade] Corn and flour beef taquitos with guac and grilled corn salad. imgur.com/tPke2Ub
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[I ate] β€œIndian Burrito.” Tandoori chicken and veggies wrapped in naan. Served with spicy potato salad and tamarind & mint sauce.
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Sad salad
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Carbs are keeping me happy! Potatoe, salad and some lentil curry on the side. Could eat this all day long.
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This salad is good tho
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Kenji's Mexican Street Corn Salad
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Dinner from the garden. I’ve been eating a salad like this every couple of days recently. This has been my first experience with home grown tomatoes, and I don’t think I can ever go back to store-bought.
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6am Salad Lady

I was working at a local overpriced soup and salad chain in the drivethru one morning and this woman ZOOMED through at 6:45am. Skipped the actual order screen, just drove RIGHT to pickup. Usually when people do this its because we messed up their order and they’re coming to yell at us, but we hadn’t had any orders yet that morning, so I opened the window and said, β€œhello ma’am what can I do for you?”

She looked at me as if I’d just told her to go f**k herself and goes, β€œWELL WHERE IS MY SALAD?” I said, β€œoh, Im sorry ma’am, you didn’t order yet! But you can order here, what kind of salad would you like?”
She angrily responds, β€œWHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT SALAD DO I WANT? I WANT A some generic crappy overpriced salad” β€œAlrighty ma’am no problem just give us a few minutes and we’ll have that out for ya. It’ll be $7.65.” Woman: β€œOh HELL NO THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FREE SALAD.” Me: β€œoh, do you have a free salad reward on your member card?” Woman: β€œI DONT KNOW WHAT A MEMBER CARD IS BUT I K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esotericsunflower
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Fixing my parent’s computer this morning. Turns out the P is for potato salad. Not what I first thought...
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Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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French Onion Soup and Caesar Salad.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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Grilled salmon, side salad with vinaigrette, and boiled-then-grilled potatos for ~600 calories.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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10 out of 10 highly recommended. First time trying this chicken salad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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Change the salad game with make ahead "umami bombs".

So my girlfriend and I have been eating a lot of salads recently, and we found a way to mealprep them by making what I've dubbed as "umami bombs". It's basically just a big bowl of your favorite hearty vegetables left to soak in your favorite dressing. Chop up onions, peppers, carrots, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc and let them soak up your favorite combination of olive oil, balsamic, soy sauce, vinegar, etc. Then when it's salad time you grab a handful of lettuce and a couple spoonfuls of your umami bomb and you're ready to go. Here are some recipes we've used recently.

https://www.budgetbytes.com/cowboy-caviar/

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/greek-salad-recipe-1948517

https://www.feastingathome.com/cucumber-salad-with-chili-and-lime/

Hearty vegetables + dressing/marinade + lettuce = instant salads

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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Shrimp Ceviche with chips and Elote salad β€” 428 calories reddit.com/gallery/iet1jo
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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Been a long time coming, but I finally snagged this one for an insane deal. Came mint!!! Alchemist - Israeli Salad (Avocado Green 2xLP) reddit.com/gallery/ie6hsh
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What are some easy, yummy and HEALTHY options at the grocery store? Salad kits (although not the cheapest) seem like the best option so far. What am I missing?

I love to cook, but I tend to always make a meat / carb heavy meal. Any tips for easy things to pick up that maybe don't require much work or mess in the kitchen?

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edit: just want to thank all you awesome people for all the knowledge. Stay healthy :)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Falafel salad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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What is this, a salad for ants?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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I've been sober all week, seeing psychotherapists. It's friday night and instead of going out to break my streak I took antabuse and made a salad

I even fried the croutons myself, from discount bread that was about to be thrown away at the store.

I think I honestly am getting better, I'm writing more now - switched back to working on my first book attempt, writing a radically different draft - I'm even painting and drawing my comic. I really do think things are starting to look up, or at least I'm on a good streak. And my evening meds allow me to sleep through the night, not being startled awake by nightmares at 4 am.

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Sometimes you just want salad for breakfast. Thai spicy beef salad for 343 calories! So big I served it in a mixing bowl. Dinner fork for scale, recipe in comments imgur.com/Wf1dM5V
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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β€œNicole” Finally Posted Her β€œAnnouncement” to End Speculation, 30 Minutes after β€œHer” Own Self-Imposed Deadline - It’s a Potato Salad Recipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerrysPoopSalad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31
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Oh My SALAD
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Three Seriously Delicious and Filling Vegetarian Salad Ideas

Like many folks on this sub, I’ve been trying to incorporate more veggies into my diet (and healthy food generally). I work long hours (though I’m working remotely at the moment) and my go-to lunch has been a cold-cut sandwich, eaten standing up at the kitchen counter, which is quick and filling but doesn’t give me the veggies I want. I absolutely love to cook, so I decided to focus my attention on some delicious salads.

I came up with the following salad recipes that are: vegetarian, legitimately delicious, have relatively cheap ingredients, and are actually filling (I hate when I eat a salad and am hungry an hour later). These are also relatively quick to make or can be prepped in advance. I wanted to share them in case they help others who have the same dilemma, and to hear other suggestions/ideas for more salads! :)

  1. Roasted Sweet Potato and Avocado Kale Salad with Crispy Chickpeas.
  • Cube a sweet potato and rinse and dry a can of chickpeas. Toss that on a pan with olive oi
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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This salad section on the menu at the pub.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TranslucentTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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A Light but Filling Sandwich and Salad Combo (Vegetarian)

Hi everyone! Just thought I'd share this recipe that I'd forgotten about but recently remembered. It's vegetarian and can easily be adjusted for vegans. I used a lot of the ingredients in both the sandwich and the salad, so you don't have to buy too many things. It serves two people (although I had some leftover ingredients.)

Here's what you need:

-bread

-half of a red onion

-half of an apple (I like pink ladies personally)

-one mandarin orange

-fresh spinach

-sliced gouda cheese

-olive oil

-honey mustard

-vinegar ( i like balsamic, but I bet apple cider vinegar would be good too)

-half of an avocado (optional, I just saw it there so I threw it in)

-almonds or walnuts (also optional)

SANDWICH: Put the sliced apples, a bit of red onion, a slice of gouda cheese, a few leaves of spinach, and a bit of honey mustard with a little salt and pepper on either a baguette or toasted sliced bread.

SALAD: Mix a couple handfuls of spinach, the remaining sliced red onion, a c

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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[homemade]tricolor salad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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Found in a church cookbook... what kind of salad dressing do you think makes the best cake?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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why is she scissoring her salad? v.redd.it/1ei88vkmj7i51
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20
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It good! As a sauce over chicken and rice or as salad dressing.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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Cook still out of work. Girlfriend beat me in pool and wanted a fancy dinner. Pink and green to match her make-up. Sesame tuna, watermelon/serrano salad, arugula, fried ginger, beet root puree, and pickled radish.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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Seared Octopus with fennel salad, tarragon beurre blanc, dill and capers
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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A big bowl of Salmon poke salad to end a long work week.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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I'll shake that salad cream for you [Repost, but better capture] v.redd.it/b9p6xx3ciyc51
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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The ULTIMATE Cobb Salad
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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This was in the bag with my spicy southwest salad. Anyone know where it came from?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
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This is a vegeatble that was in my salad at a reastaurant. I saw its name once but I forgot
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