This cat can't control it's tounge when recieving feet rubs. v.redd.it/3bzoo2a5hwz61
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The kitten's way of demanding more belly rubs . v.redd.it/bbomuckvert61
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I was told he belonged here. He was mad at me for being away for long(I couldn’t see him for 2 months because of lockdowns) This is after a few belly rubs. Am I forgiven ?
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Morning 💕 any one free for a foot rub 😉
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This lady’s kid gets sick at school. She expects the school nurse to rub several essential oils on the kid
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Tell me you want belly rubs without telling me you want belly rubs v.redd.it/6d8mygur6hy61
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👤︎ u/mea_633
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Illegally smol head rub v.redd.it/9fhq5w153nw61
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👤︎ u/aulophobiaotter
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Somebody rub my belly, please? v.redd.it/tdi08llw3vz61
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👤︎ u/Sapulinjing
📅︎ May 18 2021
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tried to sneak in a quick belly rub mid-snooze which led to me being nap trapped v.redd.it/u8rbj64jro071
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👤︎ u/brennamax
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Why does it always rub people the wrong way when I tell them I'm asexual biromantic?

When I just say I'm asexual it seems to go well, but when I add the biromantic part people act like I'm no longer asexual, but rather bisexual when I clearly have stated I was asexual before, what causes that? I'm pretty curious.

E: Yours truly remembered how to edit posts - thank you everyone for the advices, answers and the 3 awards! I'd actually like to answer all your comments, but I will have a lot to do in this time being.

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👤︎ u/lahmacunayran5
📅︎ May 14 2021
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There's the rub: Regina businessman who protests COVID-19 restrictions, ran for office on family values, quietly runs a massage parlour in his home that offers sex for sale newsinteractives.cbc.ca/l…
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As Binturongs travel, they rub a pungent substance to branches and foliage. The animals use the odor to mark territory as well as to attract mates. And the cool part about it is that the substance smells like buttery popcorn!
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👤︎ u/RickyTheRedditor
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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you guys seemed to like my 1st chicken recipe so here is another - easy whole roasted chicken (a homemade spice dry rub + toasted sesame seed oil, thats basically it lol)
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👤︎ u/grainfreee
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Never rub another man's rhubarb! Karen thinks all property is public property so it's okay to steal the rhubarb. v.redd.it/5r5pwe5rtxq61
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👤︎ u/Moxhoney411
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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He was mad at me for being away (I was away for 2 months due to lockdowns) but after a few belly rubs I think I am forgiven. Am I?
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👤︎ u/RoamingCreature
📅︎ May 17 2021
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👤︎ u/CronoDroid
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Tell me you want belly rubs without telling me you want belly rubs v.redd.it/6d8mygur6hy61
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👤︎ u/TBone_5o5age
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I hope those classmates sell oils they can rub on this burn.
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👤︎ u/Gieogie_Gal
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Wanna maybe rub them? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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👤︎ u/purrrtrova
📅︎ May 12 2021
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Apologies for the reupload; Reddit user digs through my history on an unrelated post in an attempt to rub in the fact that my friend was eaten by her pit bulls.
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👤︎ u/CannibalCabanel
📅︎ May 20 2021
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Corgis are so expressive!!! Can’t tell if he likes belly rubs or not v.redd.it/4boyd65w4px61
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👤︎ u/Clary87
📅︎ May 07 2021
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Charlie offering her belly for cake day rubs 😍
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👤︎ u/dwimbygwimbo
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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I see more belly rubs in your future
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👤︎ u/Paper-Cup
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Rub these feet or sniff the boots they were in? reddit.com/gallery/nfdtb7
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👤︎ u/lexiegrll
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Timber the baby beaver getting belly rubs gfycat.com/tenserespectfu…
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Rub Lopix
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👤︎ u/stonehearthed
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The concept of 'Max Pain' and why this is probably the reason the 'Whales' decided to not push up the price on Friday after they met resistance. They wanted to inflict the maximum pain on shorts while spending the least amount of money. way to rub 🧂 in the wound! 💎✋🚀🚀🚀

Hello my fellow Apes 🦍🦍🦍,

Today we are going to talk about a concept called Max Pain (no I am not talking about Max Payne, but he is pretty awesome too), and a theory for what happened with GME on Friday after we met resistance at $220.

https://preview.redd.it/1b2oy76cwlp61.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=62e727374d8ce96cbf337948772b0de36d6ea43a

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I still know nothing, I can't do math good. PLEASE don't listen to me! Obligatory 🚀🚀🚀

TLDR: After the Whales met any resistance to their upward campaign, they decided to call it a day, hit the SSR and inflict the maximum pain on the shorts using the least amount of money. Any price above $160 would do this. It will be exciting to see what will happen on Monday! 💎✋🚀🚀🚀

---------- Max Pain

First off, how cool is it that there is an actual finance term called MAX PAIN?!?!

Here is the quick definition of Max Pain, if you want to read more, here is the investopedia link:

>Max pain, or the max pain price, is the strike price with the most open contract puts and calls and the price at which the stock would cause financial losses for the largest number of option holders at expiration.
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>The term max pain stems from the maximum pain theory, which states that most traders who buy and hold options contracts until expiration will lose money

Manually calculating the max pain price is an arduous process (literally summing up the put and dollar value for each ITM strike price and then finding the one with the worst outcome), but luckily there are several websites that do it for you!

One of them is maximum-pain.com and another is Swaggystocks.com.

I prefer the look of maximum-pain.com however it seems you can not look at historicals and now they only have April 1st data. Luckily I still had a tab open with Swaggystocks.com, so I will use graphs from them.

https://preview.redd.it/derng9xmxlp61.png?width=1452&format=png&auto=webp&s=52ca2139f97dd8d718a0d88333ba621cce9dd618

What they give you is a pretty looking graph like this and essentially the spot where the two colours intersect (calls and puts) and has the lowest total value is the Max Pain. This means the least nu

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Anyone can tell me what this is? Found it on dozens of trees during a walk in southern Belgium. I don't think it's animal hair because 1) it was very sticky and 2) it hung to a lot of plants that were too small and flexible for anyone animal to properly rub its fur against. reddit.com/gallery/nbi4uc
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📅︎ May 13 2021
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He's not sure if he likes the belly rubs gfycat.com/practicaltepid…
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📅︎ May 16 2021
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Who loves a beard rub? v.redd.it/hk447vqhfxv61
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👤︎ u/pedrowyatt
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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For outrage, just rub off two letters - w & o
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📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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This is Nico. He is thicc due to hypothyroidism, and he is also a special needs kitty. He spends his day lounging in the sun and asking for belly rubs.
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👤︎ u/swearingino
📅︎ May 22 2021
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No need to rub it in
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👤︎ u/biochembish
📅︎ May 08 2021
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These "Christians" following Christ's lesson: Rub it in their faces.
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👤︎ u/javamonkey100
📅︎ May 21 2021
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[Actives] Rub a dub tub
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📅︎ May 15 2021
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Ayla loves her belly rubs so much that it puts her to sleep every time 🥺 v.redd.it/c151mecm8jy61
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👤︎ u/maki269
📅︎ May 11 2021
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Today Might Possibly Be The Day I'm Able To Rub It In... (And No, It's Not Lotion)
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📅︎ May 13 2021
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There's the rub: Regina businessman Trevor Wowk has organized protests of COVID-19 restrictions and run for office on a platform of family values. He also quietly runs a massage parlour in his home that offers sex for sale. newsinteractives.cbc.ca/l…
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👤︎ u/guy_smiley66
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Current bucket, I've watched years of Adam Savage's Tested and know rub n Buff is great for adding a little worn look, is there any other products people recommend? (Just have range finder to add) Thanks
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📅︎ May 22 2021
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Belly rubs required v.redd.it/75biemf24ux61
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👤︎ u/heylistenman
📅︎ May 08 2021
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[MEME] I hope this doesn't rub anyone the wrong way
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📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Back rubs are ruining my relationship (21f)

So, my girlfriend is a very touchy person. As you can probably guess, her love language is touch. I would normally have no problem with this, except I am expected to give her upwards of three massages a day.

Yes, three.

Just now she woke me up from a nap needing her back scratched, and that turned into a full back and shoulder massage. It's honestly really frustrating because sometimes she won't even say she wants her back rubbed, she'll just grunt or nudge me if I stop for a second until I get the hint and keep going. Almost every. single. night. that we sleep together she wants her back rubbed until she falls asleep, and that's really tiring for me to always do.

These aren't short massages either, they're upwards of ten minutes. It's gotten to the point where I get nervous affectionately touching her shoulders or hair because she'll tell me how good it feels and ask for more. This might be vey petty of me, but it's honestly taking a toll on me. What should I do?

tl;dr girlfriend wants three massages every day

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👤︎ u/onetimeangel13
📅︎ May 09 2021
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why would someone post this (he just stares at the camera and rubs his thigh)
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👤︎ u/chickenman2359
📅︎ May 20 2021
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The people we bomb despise gay rights so we might as well rub it in their faces. (Reupload, forgot to scrub the bloody names)
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👤︎ u/BumsYourDad
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Letting it grow out a bit! Routine is blowdry after shower, rub oil into skin, rub butter into beard, then lightly blowdry again while combing with a widetooth wood comb. Widetooth comb was a lifesaver from ripping out hairs. Self trimming, don't let even my favorite barbers touch it.
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👤︎ u/Splatt3rman
📅︎ May 14 2021
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She bleps when I rub her shoulders.
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👤︎ u/zeagan3346
📅︎ May 17 2021
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Butch wants belly rubs v.redd.it/50ie9lpjo3y61
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