Suddenly on Christmas you get a PC made of pulsating flesh, blood and bone with all the normal pc ports. It Has 1000 times mire computing power than your current PC but you have to feed it with a rat once a month. How would you react to that?
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I insert my original character into favorite TV shows! Recently, I did this one from The Office. Let me know if you can find the pigeon, rat, and all the Dundie awards. If you liked this, you can check out my IG @pothepigeon for more!
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The naked mole rat. They cannot get cancer. They can live up to 18 minutes without oxygen. They also live in colonies with queens. And they're the longest living rodents with a lifespan of up to 32 years.
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These oversized rats should not be allowed to roam freely smh.
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LPT: Rats tend to abandon sinking ships. If you notice coworkers whom you're usually on friendly terms with suddenly going out of their way to avoid you, start looking for a new job now.

It counts double when it's a manager suddenly acting distant.

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Justice for us quiet anxious fans who just can't talk properly and became woopers, we are in the fight Against the Rat with you our fellow courageous Hollows!
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A poem to the extract camper on interchange. I call it Dear Rat Ass

Dear Rat Ass,

We only had to say see you later

I already killed 6 scavs, 1 Boss and 3 Players

The fights had severely taken their toll

My blacked out leg ruined my stroll

But there you sat ready to extract camp

General Sam convinced you to be a tramp

Chad it up and take the pill

Otherwise you'll never build any skills

But with no pain meds left in sight

I truly did not want to fight

And as I limped into your view

We locked eyes, I just knew

This would be a fight to the death

There can be only one left

"Wiggle or die" would not save me

But I'll be damned if I don't see victory

I was just trying to leave the raid

You turned to me and said "Make my day."

I was limping hard and fast away

You gave it your all and let loose a spray

Thankfully, no bullets hit

It turns out your aim was shit

Normally you'd be no match for me

But today's your chance thanks to heavy bleed

With dollar signs in your eyes

You thought my loot would be your prize

You threw a nade and it missed me barely

How I don't know, we Bears are big and hairy

I had to hide behind the truck

You flanked me well but ran out of luck

I'm guessing that you didn't know

Under the truck I could see your toes

I blasted your legs, we call that META

Maybe one day you'll be betta

Take this loss and learn from me

I killed you like I killed Killa b

You should have left with your gear intact

You were already sitting at extract

Despite my injuries I have no fear

Just like you now have no gear

With all your scuffs no damage was dealt

I made it out with only seven health

You tried your best but lost your life

So in honor to you and out of spite

I sold your shit on the flea, at half price

Rest in peace Rat Ass

THE END

edit : TY for the awards my friends

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I am a still just a rat in a cage. FML. 12/15/2020 3:20pm EST. v.redd.it/ionyeyrk4f561
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This is Peanut! I found him caught in a rat trap and knew he had to have a second chance. His full story is in the comments! reddit.com/gallery/koxlp1
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I started out about a year ago with a dark rat's nest of RJ45 on the floor plugged into an old laptop. Now I have a prettier rats nest of RJ45 -- and it's better lit. All thanks to y'all. reddit.com/gallery/ksvi7s
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I rather be a hobo than to participate in the rat race.

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[Rat Keeping] Why rats are so hard to keep alive, and why a popular pet food brand is under fire on social media

Big old trigger warning for animal death and sickness on this one, folks. Also, I'm not posting any screenshots, partly because things got deleted, partly because some groups forbid screenshots posted to other places, and partly because I'm too lazy to censor, crop, and post a hundred pictures.

Note: I am not trying to shame anyone here who's just looking for a reason for their pets' death, and/or trying to warn others.

Also, I've never done one of these write-ups before. Feedback is welcome.

So! Rats!

Rats?

Rats! If you're unfamiliar with the little critters, here's a quick rundown:

  1. Rats are intelligent, highly sociable animals that are growing in popularity as pets.
  2. They don't live very long. A good 25% of the posts on most rat forums is just people saying goodbye to their beloved pets.

One year is sad but not uncommon, two years is pretty good, three years is old, and anything above that is liable to spark a Facebook fight over whether you're a liar, misinformed, or prolonging the suffering of a rat who should have been put down a long time ago. Some rats genuinely do make it to four or five (or more) with good quality of life, but it's very rare.

I have seen these fights devolve from immediate accusations of lying on innocent posts that happen to mention a rat's age, to "It's not my fault you take such bad care of your rats that they all die young."

  1. Rats are incrediblyΒ prone to health problems. Their respiratory systems are super sensitive. Abscesses and tumors can pop up seemingly overnight, and it can be hard for laypeople to tell the difference. Their teeth can grow through the roof of their mouth. Sometimes their eyes just pop out of their goddamn head. I'm a relatively new Rat Person... meaning I've "only" had oneΒ rat develop severe system-wide symptoms overnight and drop dead a couple days later despite medical intervention.

  2. Recently, a highly contagious rat disease called SDAV has been sweeping through North America. Rat owners have been encouraged to avoid bringing home new rats, and many breeders temporarily closed up shop.

  3. There is a ton of misinformation out there, much of it being peddled by pet shops. Five minutes on any rat group will net you a dozen posts by new rat owners asking for advice, with a comment section full of experienced owners explaining, with various levels of polite exhaustion, everything the new owner is already doing wrong. The three most common ones I see are single rats being housed

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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