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Joke of the day:
1)Why do keyboards never sleep? Because they have two shifts.
2)For Christmas, I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over. Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.
3)Why do most programmers use dark mode? Because the light attracts too many bugs
4)My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding! She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!
5)A guy walks into a hindu bakery... The guy said, "tomorrow's my girlfriend's birthday, but I'm a bit short on cash, what's your cheapest cake?"
Baker responded, "come back tomorrow, and I'll have one ready for you at no cost."
Skeptical, the guy almost didn't return. But the next day he was passing by and walked in. The baker went to the back room, and brought out the most beautiful, multi-tiered, lavender cake he'd ever seen. He handed it to the guy, who then pulled out all the money he had in his pocket and offered it to the baker. "No need to pay me, this is my gift to you" said the baker.
"Why in the world would you do this?" asked the guy.
"Because cake day is the best day to earn karma!"
*LET THE KARMA RAIN POUR ALL OVER YOU!!!
I’ve heard so many people say rain is depressing. Or like puts them in a bad mood. RAIN IS AMAZING I love rain and cold more than I love sun and warmth. I feel like exploring and walking outside and it reminds me of shopping and highway drives home. Rain is like not sad at all. Plus staying inside is a vibe :3
Nadvar is standing at [LOCATION REDACTED] looking down on the planet. His normal purple eyes are completely gray. It is minutes after clarice was killed by elena
An albino man steps out from behind him
?: Are you sure it’s time?
N: Yeah..let’s start this...
The unknown man blasts a giant horn, it is heard all over the planet
The plagues start. Fire rains down on the planet. Frogs are crawling into everyone’s homes. The very oceans turn to blood and the animals start dying.
There is a great noise which signals the swarms of locusts. They are immune to the fiery rain
The horn keeps blasting
N: I am sorry....