This is something singles can't possess
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I guide others away from a piece of shit I possess
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I guide others to the treasure I cannot possess
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Soul really out here flexing heat that I can’t possess 😭
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These latex masks I found while looking for Zootopia images. I am convinced that Groot one will possess anyone that wears it.
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[WP] The demon couldn't believe his luck to find such a willing victim to possess. As it possessed them, instead of fighting back like they usually do, this one said "Good luck. You'll need it."

EDIT: Thanks for the awards guys! I've been on this site for 7 years and this is the first time I've received any.

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One does wonder what sort of teeth the dwarf people possess
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Happy Holidays everyone. Just wanted to pop in and say I love you all and appreciate each and every one of you! You all possess greatness....Now go be Great! 🀎🀎
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Muslim scholar says it’s haram (wrong) for women to dance naked in the bathroom because jinns (low ranking angels) will fall in love with you and possess you

I am in by no means kidding or exaggerating here. Women are literally discouraged from dancing alone because of this. Watch the full video for ultimate entertainment Here

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This subreddit needs moderation. If moderators can't be active, please, make moderator someone else who is active and possess knowledge of the art of bonsai. Photo is a Kimura Juniper, taken by me a month ago.
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The method we could know which kid possess which animatronic

So in UCN we were told what Afton has been doing (Spoiler Alert being tormented by Golden Freddy) but it could also help us define which character is which kid. Allow me to explain. Let's say Mr Hippo for example. He is a meme due to his 3 minute life story with useless information. That is his personality which could help me easily say Mr Hippo's spirit was around 5-8 years old because from that age range they like to talk a lot about their daily lives with all the boring details. But how do we know the names. I believe that these characters are hidden throughout the Books. I still didn't read any just listening to summaries which of course leave out all the details which you shouldn't really do because we are dealing with THE SCOTT CAWTHON he loves details in every single thing he does.

If you need more explaining I have 3 more examples. Let's say Happy Frog. Happy frog likes bragging about how quick she is and also loves imaginings she is a ninja. That could leave us from an age range of 4-8 where kids have their pure imagination of pretending to be something they're not.

Foxy has to be an sportive kid because when we first met him his ability is to run. He even says it. But mentioning his quote I feel a little confused because he says "I can pull myself apart just fine" which could mean 3 things the first one is an absolute doubt but with a very very very little possibility and it's foxy died old because his quote sounds like an old man talking about his childhood possibility number 2 the spirits can age 3 he is probably referencing the suit being old and rusty or I'm overlooking things. He also has a personality which is in his mechanic in UCN which is being unwatched. I also believe Bonnie is foxys brother. Here's what I'm trying to say. I believe that the main character from the book Step Closer is in fact foxy. And his brother is Bonnie. Here's more evidence. You're probably going to tell me but what about FNAF 6 graveyard with the names. Well we know the tombstone in the back is Charlie aka the puppet. The puppet only appears in FNAF 2 so what if the ones we saw on the gravestones are actually the toy animatronics then it would make more sense. Anyways I'm not going to continue this and get back to subject because this will get hate anyways.

The final example is Neddbear if you ask me the mediocre melodies are the worst ones to keep their personality secret. He seems interested in cinematic and performing things like his quote says about obscur

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What’s a common skill that you simply don’t possess?
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I just realized beauty is power. It is why men have wanted to possess us, as if I'm an object. I might not be as big or strong as men, but I'm powerful through my femininity.

Our beauty is powerful. It is why they try to hide this from us. Look at the cosmetic industry, selling us beauty and then taking it away when it gets the chance. Insults, aimed at taking my power away. I own my beauty and sexuality for myself. I'm tired of my body and face needing outsider input. Why am I dressed like this? Because I want to. I don't need to be going on a date to want to look good. I like dressing up for me. It's my sexuality, at the gym, I like to look good for me. I don't need a person to do it for, it's for me. I own my power in my beauty. It is a power move, when they try to take our beauty from us. Also when I say beauty, it's like your best friend's hair flowing through the wind, as she tells you a story. Beauty is an expression, an emotion. It is mine, and intimate. Own your beauty for yourself, and feel its power and strength... it is intense.

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YOU CANNOT POSSESS MUNDO! MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES!
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Compared with people of average attractiveness, the highly attractive earn roughly 20% more and are recommended for promotion more frequently. On average, better-looking people do possess a slight advantage in human and a small advantage in social capital, compared with less attractive people. journals.aom.org/doi/full…
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My buddy thought it would be funny to have me possess this blonde at the bar he thought was cute. Now I'm her he's laughing and I'm helpless to get out of her...why is he looking at me like that?
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It should be illegal for Karens to possess a megaphone. v.redd.it/yuugsjnl2m961
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My friend and his family go on vacation, while I stay at home. I decided to possess my friend's sister, because I want to swim in the sea and relax. "Dude, you sister is so sexy" reddit.com/r/randomsexygi…
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As an Amazon delivery driver I guide others to treasures i cannot possess
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Official poster for 'Flora & Ulysses,' starring Matilda Lawler, Alyson Hannigan, Ben Schwartz, Benjamin Evan Ainsworth and Danny Pudi - A girl named Flora Buckman adopts a squirrel she names Ulysses, who happens to possess superpowers.
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You possess 3 diamonds, all of which give special powers. The first allows you to talk with dolphins. The second allows you to eat 100 hotdogs in under 10 minutes. What special power does the 3rd give you?
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[Jeremy Rutherford] I reviewed the Blues o-zone shift in the 3rd period last night in Colorado. It lasted 1:39 and Blues had a string of 31 players possess puck before Avs touched it. Sequence: 25-21-25-6-12-72 (shot)-21-25-12-72-6-9-72-9-6-49-72-6-9-6-9-72-13-41 (shot)-49-9-41-29 (shot)-41-13-49. twitter.com/jprutherford/…
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It should be illegal for Karens to possess a megaphone. v.redd.it/x4opuhxc1m961
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I reviewed the Blues o-zone shift in the 3rd period last night in Colorado. It lasted 1:39 and Blues had a string of 31 players possess puck before Avs touched it. Sequence: 25-21-25-6-12-72 (shot)-21-25-12-72-6-9-72-9-6-49-72-6-9-6-9-72-13-41 (shot)-49-9-41-29 (shot)-41-13-49. twitter.com/jprutherford/…
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You're suddenly transported to medieval times. Your clothing becomes time appropriate and you possess nothing from our time. With your knowledge and experience of "the future" how do you earn a living?
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Our friends have a vacation, while stay at home. We also wanted to relax, so we decided to possess two of them with my remote. Who do you end up as?? reddit.com/gallery/km218x
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All ter'angreal are the property of the White Tower, no matter who happens to possess them at the moment
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The natural hunting instincts cats possess often causes them to heavily speculate in cryptocurrency. The reason they so often lie on keyboards is to stop humans from using the computer and slowing down their mining operations.
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not to be rude but- THEIR CHILDREN. AND GLITCHBITCH IS WILLAM- AND SECOND OF ALL- GOLDEN FREDDY HATES WILLIAMS GUTS- HOW would they be able to be together with willam for just ONE DAY!? and both CASS AND KELSEY POSSESS GOLDEN FREDDY- AND WILLIAM ISN'T A FUCKING SOFTIE- CLARA ISN'T EVEN CANON- HOW-
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When you think of someone who has a great personality (for dating or friendship) what qualities do they possess?
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Hubby: no one can possess all four-Me: I am no man
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I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
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A quick [OC] entitled β€œIf I could possess Marinette for three seconds I’d go after Lila instead of Hawkmoth” or alternatively β€œThe result of watching all Lila episodes in one sitting”
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The liquidating substance that you do so possess, consisting of 2 parts of the element of Hydrogen and one part of the element of Oxygen, appeals to me, as a species of homo sapien that requires such fluids in order to extend the limbs of mine and expand my lungs forevermore.
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Hey, cod mobile devs! I don't know if you guys already know this but humans possess this crazy ability called walking over things. Maybe you can make characters do that instead of just jittering whenever you try to walk over someone who is proned. Just a suggestion! v.redd.it/3wpjjxo2f6861
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When you really really like someone (to the point of obsession) it’s because they have qualities you wish to possess yourself

When you really like someone - even without knowing them that well but to the point where you can’t get them out of their head, they’re all you want, almost like you’re obsessed with them, just list out the qualities they have (or what you think they have based on your interactions with them).

Once you’ve made a list of those qualities put a tick next to all of the qualities which you think you also have. βœ…

Next put a cross next to the qualities which you would like to have yourself. ❌

What you’ll find is many many more ❌ than βœ….

The reason you like them so much (despite not even knowing them that well or the feelings not being unrequited) is because they represent the characteristics of a version of the person you want to be.

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I guide others to a happiness I cannot possess ...
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Female-only beach Part 4 - Possess one of these girls and you will be able to get in. Maybe you will get to keep the body afterwards too. Just pick a number. reddit.com/gallery/kx7z17
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[WP] The demon couldn't believe his luck to find such a willing victim to possess. As it possessed them, instead of fighting back like they usually do, this one said "Good luck. You'll need it." Pt 2

I sprinted to the dilapidated two-story house. The wood had chipped paint, and some of it was rotting away in the corners. All of the windows were broken, and as I shouldered the front door open, I thought it would give more resistance, but I went flying through it, knocking the door off its hinges as I crashed to the ground.

I knew that the soul was hunting me. I could feel its eyes coming my way. Is this how it was? To be hunted? What a horrible feeling. How do I even stop this ethereal spirit? Could I still produce my claws in this world?

This wasn't how it was going to end. I wasn't going down without a fight.

I jumped back up and spun around, expecting to find the soul behind me in the doorway, but nothing was there. I tiptoed outside the door and scanned from left to right; again, there was nothing. Drifting back into the house, I saw a light out of the corner of my eye. The soul was behind me, and it lunged forward, tackling me to the ground.

I always thought souls were passive in nature, but this one was rabid. It opened its tunnel-like mouth with millions of sharp teeth and started its descent towards my throat as it pinned me down by the arms.

"Please! I'm giving you a chance to join me! We can escape, and I can give you life again! Demons have that power, y'know? We can spit out a soul that doesn't sit well, and I'll give you a new body and everything! The world has changed after 120 years! The disease you were about to die from has been eradicated! How great is that?!"

But the spirit kept coming closer until I could feel its exhale. It was inches away from my face before I mustered all the strength in my arm to take a swipe at its nape, slashing it with my right claw.

It shrieked, and my claws sank into the soul, and I started the draining. As it continued to cry out with high pitch wails, it shrank. The more it flowed into me, the more powerful I felt.

Yes! It hits just like the first memorable soul.

I was elated as it continued to shrink down into nothing more than a puddle of silver light.

"You idiot! You had a chance! I was willing to change, but no, you had to try and be a hero! So thank you, thank you for the wonderful taste," I cackled like a madman. "You see that, Void? You picked the wrong demon to trick!" I was running high on intense waves of euphoria.

Standing back up, I noticed the black-and-white world was dissolving. The field was getting eaten up by a white canvas.

Better not stay outside for much longer.

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What would happened if The Ruined King tries to Possess Varus. reddit.com/gallery/kv4wva
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How many coins do I possess rn? Closest guess in 5 mins gets vanity

Multiples of 100

Edit non of yall got close yet

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Schematic depiction of differences between low-IQ and high-IQ individuals. High-IQ individuals are likely to possess more cortical volume than low-IQ individuals, which is indicated by differently sized brains, high-IQ individuals is characterized by a low degree of neurite density. researchgate.net/figure/S…
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Some of these 'new' players either possess natural talent... or they're not new at all.

TL;DR: Possible smurfs are ruining the experience for newer players, all while disguising themselves as one.

I exclusively play Dogfight in the Imperial side. I don't do FB, and the myriad of possible reasons on here are probably the same as mine. That being said, I don't know if DF has any kind of SBMM, or it just tosses people together since it's unranked. I'm gonna guess the former simply because I end up top-scoring 9 times out of 10, with my teammates trailing behind. I know it sounds like I'm just here to toot my own horn but that's besides the point- what I'm trying to convey is that I've seen really low ranks do well before in the past, them being levels ~15 - 30ish, and really high ranks in the hundreds end up at the bottom of the board. But both of these instances were relatively far and few pre- Christmas.

Ever since Christmas, we all know there has been an influx of new players learning the ropes and that's all fine and dandy... but I know for a FACT that some of them are not what they seem. No level five is gonna pull off a series of perfect chain-microdrifts the moment a single laser hits them, and the same goes for their time in a certain faction. ALL of their time is in the New Republic, which just so happens to be the same as the amount of time spent in -you guessed it- an A-WING. Another damning statistic is their K/D or flight record. Unless this person has been very lucky or has had braindead opponents every match, there is NO WAY IN HELL they have a solid 7- 11 K/D and a personal-best 19 killstreak with so little time in game. Every 3-5 or so matches has these guys, and here I am, flying harder than I ever have before, trying to protect my fledgling teammates. When we lose, I feel like I failed them.

"You're just salty because a lower level beat you, and now you're crying on Reddit. None of these things support your claim." No, I just hate it when vet players dog on the new guys not by chance- but by design.

You're not fooling anyone. The way you fly, the way you shoot, the way you already know the meta loadouts and how/ when to best use them- it's all telltale. It's pathetic how some of you feel the need to purposefully dumb yourself down for the sole purpose of preying on the newbies. You're a disgrace to the New Republic/ Empire and those unfortunate enough to call your their wingmate. You're an embarrassment to the community, and behind that shit-eating grin you have on your face right now is the p

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There's a certain personality ginger cats possess that cannot be matched
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In Avengers: Infinity War (2018), Red Skull says the line "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess" in reference to the Soul Stone. This is because, being a redhead, he does not have a soul.
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β€œI guide others to a treasure I cannot possess” - Got my hands on this Mace Windu Starfighter to give to my best friend for the Holidays.
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Taylor is throwing a pool party in her new house. Little do they know is that they’re swimming pool is actually a soul pool, once they enter their bodies will be up for possession. Who do you got and how do you possess them? Dm to rp. reddit.com/gallery/kw1mkg
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[Question] is there any loyalist chapters that are known to still possess and use tartaros terminator armor in M41-m42?

I know the blood ravens chapter master possesses a set, but aside from him and that being a somewhat special case, are there any chapters who first companies might possess some sets?

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If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?
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