So, I just found this sub and it's hilarious. I can't help but to share my story.
It may not be up to par, but I always laugh to myself when I think about it.
This was about 12 years or so ago, so I was about 20. I was on the phone with my then wife and walking through Target doing some Christmas shopping.
I was wearing a dark blue polo shirt and charcoal slacks (relevant for later).
As I'm walking through the media(?) section (CDs, books, magazines, and DVD section two older women are seemingly trying to find something. They see me walking by and as I walk passed, I hear a "Sir?.... SIR?!"
I had kept walking because I figured it wasn't directed to me. I was on the phone and was doing my own shopping.
I found what I was looking for and so I looped back the other way to head to another section of the store. I worked at a restaurant at the time, and I also hate being in stores in general, so I walk pretty quickly.
I hear behind me "EXCUSE ME! SIR!?" This kinda stopped me in my tracks as it probably would most hearing someone suddenly shout in a public place. I turn and she is looking dead at me and says "Can I get some HELP over here!?!"
I tell my wife to hold for a second and I go over to see what she wants. She tells me she's looking for some sort of lamp.... So I tell her that the lamps are in the decor section (not in the DVD aisle, weird right?) and then continue with my call with my wife and with shopping.
I finally pass this lady one last time as I'm leaving the store. This time I'm no longer on the phone.
"Well! I foooooound what I was looking for.... It wasn't where you said it was."
I was sincerely confused by this woman. First off, she was in the decor section, where I had directed her and second, if she had found what she wanted, why even comment?
So it's at this point I finally decide to tell her, "Ma'am, I don't work here. I'm sorry I didn't help you better."
She stood there blank-eyed and confused. "You don't?"
"No ma'am. You haven't ever noticed the employees here all wear red shirts and khakis? Or that I was on my cell phone? Have a good day ma'am, I'm glad you found your lamp lol."
For the sake of all safety I hope someone else had driven her to the store, because I really don't like the idea of her being out on the road behind the wheel.
Edit: I really did not expect this to blow up like this! Lol thanks y'all!
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shirt 7th letter of the alphabet isn’t sheep with horns
Anyone else see the 5 clowns at Polo Park today standing in a circle with no masks? They were obnoxious, loud and oozing with “come at me bro” energy. I happened to know the security guard nearby so I asked about it. His response: “we have exhausted our resources on them today, they’re here to argue. WPS is on their way.” Someone please tell me they each got tickets. Please.
I was packing my bag for a trip and as I looked in the bag, I saw that all the tops are polo shirts. My closet is full of polo shirts too. My favourite piece of clothing I own is an old Fred Perry shirt I got from my dad and guess what, it's a polo shirt. My most worn top is a burgundy uniqlo polo shirt. The default shirt I take from my closet when it's not a school day is a polo shirt. And thinking about it, polo shirts are the perfect shirts. They aren't casual like a t-shirt and they aren't formal like an oxford shirt. You can have them in many different colors and patterns. They're good for the hot and humid environment that I live in. You can wear them with anything and they'll look good. If it's a cold day just throw on a harrington jacket and zip it up half way and you'll look cool instantly.
That's my take on polo shirts. They're the perfect shirts. I thought of this and this is the sub most suited for this post so I just came to ramble my thoughts here. Goodbye and thanks for listening to my ted talk
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|Lv Monogram bracelet||£30 posted||21cm , Brand New|
|Blue LV bracelet||SOLD.||20cm , Brand New|
|LV face mask Black||£25 posted , sealed||Never worn|
|LV Face mask Brown||£25 posted , sealed||Never worn|
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|Off White x Champion Shorts||SOLD.||Sick quality, just want gone as they dont fit|
|Moncler Polo Grey||£15 posted , size S||Worn , good quality|
|Moncler polo black||£15 posted, size S||Worn , good quality|
|XXXtentacion Polo Ambition||£30 posted||Brand new never worn|
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|Nike Middle Logo T's||£5 each posted||All brand new , size M|
|Balenciaga Bernie T||SOLD.||Brand New|