Two brothers see a woman paying for gas with pennies, and give her money from their pockets. They had no idea that her husband had just died and she was struggling. v.redd.it/8yqqsdfwiq251
TIL Former US President Andrew Jackson was approached by a man who pulled a gun on him.The man pulled the trigger and shot at him but misfired, he then took another gun out of his pocket and and pulled the trigger but that gun also misfired.Jackson who was 67 at that time then beat him with his cane en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And…
Women’s pockets can fit less then half of a Switch lite, whereas men’s pockets can fit a whole Switch.
my partner is in the hospital, my parents are facing evacuation from their house due to wildfires, my aunt is divorcing her husband while I've always seen them as the most functional happy couple, and my cat just barfed in my laundry. fml it's hot pocket and fry time. imgur.com/ttILzNj
Defund them, make them pay out of their own pockets
My mum gave me an old pair of jeans for me to use so I sewed it into a dress with a sweetheart neckline and a lace up back (also pockets because duh)
What is it you might ask? It’s a pocket sniper since they haven’t released a sniper yet. Try it out it sucks!!!
Went to the dentist to see about my loose canine/baby tooth. Turns out my adult teeth are growing in sideways and now I have to get the baby teeth removed, get the adult teeth removed, and have fake teeth on a retainer.. I’m 21 and I get to pay for this mostly out of pocket. Score.
With Summer fast approaching and warm weather already here in many areas it's time for your annual PSA: Titties are not Pockets youtube.com/watch?v=LYJsk…
“Mark Kelly is in the pocket of Communist China. We CAN’T trust him.”
Anyone else fucking sick of that ad? Trying to be a good noodle and keep ads on YouTube but it’s pushing me.
My response to u/elovamp1re claiming to be rich, this is just my pocket change broke boi!
mmmmm *beep* HOT...POCKETS...HOT...POCKETS...HOT...POCKETS
I laughed quietly at the typo on the warning sign, as I quickly and discreetly started filling my pockets.
Little did I know that I’d be sitting here, naked and shivering, whimpering pathetically as I waited to serve my first customer.
Throughout Django Unchained (2012), Dr. Schultz keeps all of his handbills, receipts, and other documents in his front pockets. Shortly before he decides to kill Candie and is shot in the chest, he tucks Broomhilda's papers into his back pocket.
ULPT Apply for the thousands of scholarships available for university students then pocket the money
Some of these scholarships have no way of knowing whether you are a student or not. There is also no oversight as to what you do with the scholarship money once you get it.
There are a lot of people applying. Apply to as many as possible to maximize your chances. This is literally free money!!
A lot of scholarships will have you write an essay or some shit. While that will take time, it’s still worth it to make potentially thousands. Think of each essay you write as a lottery ticket!
Source: I wrote an essay for some random scholarship contest before college a couple years ago. They gave me a $500 check made out to me. My parents paid for my schooling so I just pocketed the money. There are scholarships meant for kids in high school going into college. They can’t give it to a school if you’re not in it yet so they will make it out to you.
Essential to lining the owner’s pockets
A kid in my school learned that my wife and I are having a baby, and used her pocket money to buy us this.
[PFF] Lamar Jackson in 2019: 27 TD passes from the pocket - 1st, 90.9 PFF rushing grade - 1st, 42 missed tackles forced - 1st twitter.com/PFF/status/12…
i always lose my phone in my pocket lol
The only thing that’s changed with policing is everyone has a camera in their pocket now
My old world created 7 years ago. Made it on an iPad 2 in Pocket Edition in 2013. Transferred it to my Nintendo Switch last year. Then to Windows 10, and ported it to Java.
[WP] You hit your head and wake up in 1951. Your phone and charger are in your pocket. Two years later, you've adapted to your new environment, but you keep your phone charged as a reminder of home. One day you sneak a peak at it and notice something strange-- you're picking up a wifi signal.
Animal Pocket 🍃 [by @cromor from Twitter]
I made an animal crossing Polly pocket from foam, paper and sculpey!
You have your own pocket dimension, except you can only use it to store birthday cards
Yesterday my little brother got married and, given the times, it wasn’t your typical wedding. So I made him an atypical accessory: an embroidered pocket beagle. He loved it!
Girlfriend [25f] found out I [27m] make 3 times her salary. She now thinks I am cheaping out on her . She wants more expensive gifts and doesn't want to pay out of pocket anymore.
added tl:dr as per requirements
Tl;DR - told my girlfriend my salary and she thinks I am cheaping out on her. I generally paid for a lot before but now she doesn't want to spend a dime.
My girlfriend and I have been together for almost a year. During the quarantine, we are basically living together. I'll be honest this has been my first real serious relationship out of college, I think just the circumstances of now living together. And earlier this year, I had a medical issue that she supported me through. So this is just overall pretty new for me, having a girlfriend that is this big part of my life.
We were talking about our future goals as we both live in NYC, and neither of us thinks it's affordable to have a family here. We were going further into it and she asked me how much I make. Before this, she knew I made more than her, but not how much more. I looked up her role on LinkedIn plus I knew other people in her career track so I had a pretty good ballpark. I didn't want t
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[Silva] “Any injury to a quarterback with genuine running talent is treated as proof of his fragility. Any injury to a pocket-based quarterback while he is in the pocket is summarily ignored.” twitter.com/evansilva/sta…
BLM Donated Money is not going to Black Communities but rather to the pockets of Leftist Political Candidates!
1- Go to BlackLivesMatter.com.
2- Click on the 3 bars on upper right corner and then click the Donate button.
3- Scroll down to Number 2- Read about Actblue Charities (this is where all the donations are going).
4- Go to https://www.opensecrets.org/pacs/expenditures.php?cycle=2020&cmte=C00401224
*⬆️ This page will show you where the money has gone that has been donated to Actblue Charities.
5- Click “Expenditures”.
6- Scroll down until you see “Top Vendors/Recipients”.
So if for some reason you don’t understand what you’re seeing what this page is telling you is that hundreds of millions of dollars that have been donated to the black lives matter movement are instead donated directly to Democratic politicians.
Hundreds of millions of dollars donated are not even going to black communities to help in any way, shape, or form! Over 300 MILLION DOLLARS alone went towards “Bernie for President” and Biden’s campaign...none of that went to help black communities AT ALL!
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17th century skull pocket watch
Well that sucks, just found £6 in my shorts pockets
What's the worst thing you've accidentally sent to someone while your phone was in your pocket?
ILPT: When mugging tourists, check all pockets as they might have a dummy wallet they are willing to hand right over without their valuables inside. /r/LifeProTips/comments/g…
WAY OUTTA POCKET FOR THAT ONE I-
I love my new foot pocket
(My first Digital Painting)With a MOUSE😂😅 Chose the epic scene from War In The Pocket to experiment with & gave it my own touch!😊 Hope you guys like it👍🏻
I taught my 6-year-old to use a sewing machine and I’m so proud of her! She can sew pretty straight, backstich, and even pivot at the corners! Here’s her first handbag with a tiny front pocket, and all the raw edges hidden and neat😋
My thrifted prom dress for $11.50! It has pockets too!! (Had to repost because my school is clearly visible 😬)
Foster kitten Bazooka. That is a pocket notebook!
Two brothers see a woman paying for gas with pennies, and give her money from their pockets. They had no idea that her husband had just died and she was struggling. v.redd.it/48jvkh368r251
It’s Friday, I got a pocket full of sunshine and a closet full full of weed 😃🤙
Phone companies removing headphone jack to force us to buy their expensive Bluetooth headphones is as bad as removing pockets in ladies pants to force them to buy their expensive handbags.
Sloths in space M6044 for the man-friend. Pattern matching and all. Spot the pocket!
The update we needed - Crypto now drops with his hands in his pockets
[FO] Finished up this pocket cross stitch on an old denim shirt and I’m incredibly proud of it!
Stardew Valley Polly Pocket, by me
I present you the thinkpad pocket edition.
Thanks to my wonderful wife I was able to add a few Gameboy Pockets and some Pokemon games to my retro gaming display. It’s come a long way since 2017.
Vogue V9103 fully-lined short kimono-sleeved dress (with pockets!). It’s been a while since I’ve sewed and the zipper almost killed me, but I’m really pleased with the result!
Joystick got caught in my trouser pocket while playing Beat Saber
32M fitness equipment tech, backpack & pockets
Emerald pocket watch|1576 AD - 1600 AD[1120x1991]
First pocket knife and first EDC post
Essential to lining the owner's pockets.
(Pocket Edition) Anyone want this WorldSeed?
Pocket lint from iPhone charge port. XS MAX bought on release day. Cleaned out today for the first time ever.
Mfw one hand in air one firmly on your pocket.
I'm not scared of wheelbarrows I just like carrying dirt in my pockets for unrelated reasons
[WP] Your dad tries to toughen you up by dumping you in the middle of the forest with just a pocket knife and a compass. After wandering around utterly lost you come across a stranger claiming to be your dad's first child.
My grandpa doesn’t trust restaurants so he carries these in his shirt pocket 😂 (C for Carol, E for Edward)
WIP: Managed to fit three backpatches on the front. Need pocket flap patch suggestions.
Finally finished my Gameboy Pocket XL; DS lite inside, embedded R4 card, huge catalogue of GB/GBC/NES games on it.
The ANT Guide (Army of Nano-Terror): How a level 17 Druid can fit an army of 360 Giant Scorpions in their pocket
A level 17 Druid gets access to three crucial spells for this ridiculously improbable spell combo:
Here comes the toughest part of the combo- the set up. Planar binding, when used at 9th level, can bind a summoned creature to the plane for a year and a day. No concentration needed. This means we are going to have to save that sweet, sweet 9th level spell slot every day for a year. Not too bad, right?
What our Druid is going to have to do is summon an ant (just ask your dm for a homebrew statblock) every night, then using that 9th level Planar Binding, binding the ant to the plane for a year and a day. I understand that some DMs don't allow players to choose what animal is conjured, but in the majority of my experience, I have been allowed to choose. Conjure Animals already states that as long as the creature is summoned, it fully obeys your verbal commands with no actions needed, so we are not going to have to worry about any means of
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Plus it has bottomless pockets
Finally know what this pocket is for!
Pocket and roaming soldier
I see these terms thrown around a lot and I would quite like to know what they mean. Also, what would a load out for each of them be?
We recycle a lot of nespresso capsules at home, nespresso sent us a victorinox pocket knife with scales made from recycled capsules
Linework for my Stardew Valley Polly Pocket Art
Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp v3.2.1c Update
Dearly beloved, we gather here today to unpack another Pocket Camp update. This update signals the middle of the wedding; it represents the time you begin reading the hymnal to pass the time, wondering how many hours or days the processions can last. Yet Pocket Camp will fulfill its duty in executing these merry celebrations all through June, in hopes of finally revealing the truth to one of life’s great unanswered questions: Can two people love each other for a whole month? Thanks to Miranda from the ACPC Discord for ripping these files to get to the bottom of this. This is a wee baby mid-month update, so please don’t scroll down expecting much.
- Version Codes
- v3.2.1b was df4c3, v3.2.1c is bb2cf
- This is a client-side update and should not require you to download a new version of the app.
- June Fishing Tourney (Wedding)
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My Pocket Edition survival house. What do you think?
Do you have a gun in your pocket?
I had to empty my pockets for a trip so I left the statue outside, when I came back I found Shep doing some heavy research