A few people said you might like my pizza dough.
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Today’s my birthday. No one could make it over for pizza and games, the power went out and I twisted my ankle because I couldn’t see coming down the stairs. It’ll be me, the guitar, and some tears tonight. Happy 20th to me!
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My husband believes running pizza under water to cool it down is acceptable

Pretty much what the title says. Not my opinion, but my husband’s. In college my husband and I would make oven pizzas and he would run his slices under the water fountain to cool it down faster. He says it didn’t change the taste and was still good.

Edit: I’ve gotten a lot of accusations that this is fake/karma whoring. My brother that lives with us took a video on Snapchat at dinner tonight, so you may all feast your eyes on water pizza. water pizza

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Do the dominoes pizza workers really get the words of encouragement I give them via online tracker screen or am I just wasting my time sending them?

You know how you can send a β€œword of encouragement” to your dominoes team as you watch the preparations of your food via dominoes tracker? Well, do they really get those? Or is it a hoax? I always feel good when I leave one but I want it to be genuine.

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John Stewart's famous rant on deep dish Chicago-style pizza youtu.be/tTBFPv1i_T8?t=20…
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My pizza stone cracked after 12 years of use. Devastated.
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"Chicago: proud to be pizza capital of the world"
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TIL in 1991, a man broke into the Florida State Capitol & blockaded himself inside. His demands included pizza, beer, cigarettes, chinese food, weed, 666 donuts (for the cops) and phone calls w/ Ice Cube, Timothy Leary, & Lemmy from MotΓΆrhead. No demand was met, but the standoff ended peacefully en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar…
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This pizza with WAY more toppings than shown on the box.
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A bit over 10 years ago, 2 pizzas were 10000 Bitcoin. Today, 2 Bitcoin is equivalent to 10000 pizzas. The circle is complete.

I bought 2 medium pizzas from Papa John's to celebrate.

Edit: my first awards. Thank you kind gentlemen and gentlewomen. But use them to buy BTC instead!

Edit 2: just for some of you who got tangled with the maths of the second part - I assumed BTC price of around 48k. 2 BTC = 96000 USD. This assumes a pizza = around 9.6 dollars. (Alright alright I took BTC at 50k, I just didn't want to jinx it). πŸ˜…

Edit 3: LOL https://twitter.com/DocumentingBTC/status/1360971570999607299

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TIL Carlos Carrasco once ordered Domino's Pizza for 90 days straight in his first Spring Training since it was the only thing he knew how to order. "I ordered it so much that the Domino's near our facility ended up giving me one month of free pizza as a reward for being their best customer." ftw.usatoday.com/2017/03/…
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AITA for ordering pizza to my boyfriend's parents house when they threw me a birthday dinner party with no food I could eat?

I am stuck in a different state than my family and friends right now due to the virus so on my birthday my boyfriend and parents were going to throw me small party. Just me, my boyfriend and his little siblings, and his parents. A super low-key dinner.

I'm vegetarian, I have been for 13 years, it's not anything new or anything that people don't know.

So when I went to their house and saw them cooking pasta with bacon piece's, and cooking up veggies in the bacon grease pan, I realized there was nothing I could have except beer and I was hungry. I reminded them I don't eat meat, and they were like "you can pick the bacon bits out, there just sprinkled on top, and give them to ( boyfriend) he'll eat anything. And we made vegetables that you can eat too."

I didn't want to pick meat out of the pasta or eat vegetables that were cooked in bacon fat so I said I wasn't sure, I didn't like meat flavor at all. I might have something else.

They said there was hardly any bacon grease in the pan, while they'd used it for bacon they just didn't wash in between but I wouldn't even taste it

Then I ordered a pizza to their house and when it arrived his parents were mad and upset that I had. I said that I mentioned that I wasn't into eating meat so I might get my own food.

My boyfriend and I left early and went out ice skating so the day turned out fine lol

AITA for ordering pizza?

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A tutorial on how to buy pizza with bitcoin from 2011. He paid with 19 bitcoins that are now worth $909k. youtube.com/watch?v=n5uoE…
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Take a frozen pizza, cut it into individual slices and then back in the freezer just take out a few pieces when you need it. Bonus: Portion control!! Now you don't feel like you have to eat the whole thing!
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I’m not allowed to order a pizza? (A happy malicious compliance story)

Meg and I have never lived in the same state, so we’ve had a long distance friendship since long before the pandemic.

Today, I had a very late lunch. I called Meg during my lunch hour because she wasn’t feeling super great today and I found out she also hadn’t eaten lunch yet. She asked what I was having, and I told her pizza.

She replied pizza sounded good, and jokingly asked me to send her some. I pulled up DoorDash and immediately started ordering her a pizza, because why not.

Meg got frustrated with me because when the roles were reversed, I didn’t let her buy me lunch, so she told me I was not allowed to buy her pizza.

I assured her I wouldn’t, and switched to ordering her cupcakes instead. I waited until after the dasher was on their way before sending her the link.

I almost died laughing as she cursed at me. I reminded her she told me no pizza, and I didn’t buy her pizza.

Meg is retaliating by buying me tacos. I already plan on retaliating this with something else.

I may have started a friendly food ordering war.

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Professional Japanese frisbee thrower throws a pizza out of the house into another house. TV in Japan is wild. v.redd.it/ko1cgt8u68g61
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Heart pizza made by me
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Pizza Toppings: One Is Not Like the Others [OC]
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[homemade] Detroit style pizza
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CiCi’s Pizza Declares Bankruptcy qsrmagazine.com/finance/c…
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Pizza hot from the oven v.redd.it/6r2vyl247og61
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The staff at Slice City Pizza was not wearing masks, and was not enforcing any mask wearing by customers. Absolute shithole I am never going there again
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AITA For serving my husband's parents pizza on Christmas dinner when they showed up unexpectedly?

I F33 am a nurse and I been crazy busy lately. So busy that I'd spend two consecutive days at the hospital. I covered shifts during weekends/holidays for this year. We're not doing well financially and I've only been working for a few months and we have debts to pay for on time.

I'm exhausted all the time. I don't get to sleep much. My husband's parents are a.w.a.r.e of my work nature but still acted upset I didn't go shop for their gifts earlier. They did receive gifts from me and I made sure everyone was happy. My husband told me his mom wanted to bring the family and celebrate Christmas at our house. I politely declined and explained that I can't be serving 10+ people when I'm committed to a very demanding. Very strict schedule. My mother in law still pissed at me for this and told the family that I was using my job as an excuse since "I obviously can't even cook a decent meal let alone host a celebration". I really thought that they let another family member host Christmas dinner.

Christmas day at 2pm I got off work and went home feeling exhausted and could barely take a shower. My husband didn't leave the house and when I asked him about wether his family invited him for dinner he said no because "I ruined it" when I refused to let them come. I knew he was starting an argument I just left it at that. At 6pm the door rang and I saw his mom and dad walking in. I greeted them and brought them coffee and biscuits. They said they came to give us our gifts on behalf of the family and they stayed for over two hours. His mom started giving me looks and asking when she and her husband were going to eat dinner. I got up and decided to reheat the pizza we had from the night before and when his mom saw it she stared at me and asked if I was serious, she asked me where is Christmas dinner and was stunned that I didn't cook for the occasion. I told her I didn't cook because I wasn't expecting anyone to be invited to the house. She got upset and said that I should've cooked for the occasion REGARDLESS of wether we had guests or not because she said it's part of the "celebration" and talked about how every home had a Christmas feast. She said I had no ettiquete and that I was clearly Starving her son by not cooking even on holidays.

I got into an argument with her while my husband and his dad sat there watching. She called me disrespectful and to stop using my job as an excuse for my lack of function as a wife. Then they left. My husband said I should've taken a

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Do you eat the crust on pizza?
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I wish Pizzas were square and came in circular boxes.

Edit : I don't actually want this, I just want to know what will happen if this was true.

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Downsides of the pizza jobs v.redd.it/6fu4xyo0j3i61
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Woke up to discover that Shane put this god awful pizza wallpaper in my lovely kitchen...words cannot express how much I regret this marriage
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I know nobody will care, but I just ordered pizza over the phone without having an anxiety breakdown!

I’m really feeling great about it, to others out there dealing with anxiety, stick to the work!

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How’d you cut a pizza this bad when it’s your job. Gotta be his first day
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The worst pizza ever made youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4
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Rakan is having an affair with the pizza delivery girl
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Yesterday’s pizza dough came out pretty great.
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Neapolitan pizza! Hopes it fits here :)
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[Homemade] Cream sauce, mozzarella, red onions & pistachio oil pizza
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My pizza box gave suggestions for alternate uses
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TIFU by eating pizza and sucking dick

Today I fucked up (well last night if you wanna be technical) while on a Tinder date. I'd seen the guy, let's call him A, a couple times a few months back and nothing ever happened. I ended up getting into a relationship anyway so I thanked A for his time, but let him know I was now taken and with that I deleted the app.

Two months later and that fling had ended and I found myself wondering what ever happened to A. So I re-downloaded the cursed App and got to swiping with the sole intent of finding A again. Weeks passed and I had almost given up, I was going to forget A and just focus on the guys who I'd matched with along the way - but then I found A's profile!

I swiped, we matched, and I instantly sent a message asking if he remembered me. He did, and we got to chatting and a couple days later we had organised for me to come to his house Tuesday night for pizza and drinks. All went well, he got me a vegetarian pizza and we had a lot of fun catching up, and this time around there was definitely a lot more chemistry... And by the end of the night one thing lead to another and we started hooking up in his bedroom. Here's where the fuck up happened.

Normally I have a pretty good gag reflex, but for some reason last night, God decided to look down on my with hatred as the most embarrassing moment of my life took place. I was going down on him, and he was enjoying it too, and moving his hips in time with me to help with the sensation. I guess we fell out of sync for a second because the next thing I knew, his dick was halfway down my throat and I baby barfed (you know that little bit of vom that you can usually just swallow back down?) Well this time, because his dick was in the way, I couldn't just swallow this baby barf away, and my attempt at doing so only made me gag on his dick more, and I proceeded to projectile vomit all over this poor dudes dick and crotch, and it was chunky, vegetarian pizza vomit full of spinach leaves, tomato, feta, and onions.

I went into shock but A was very sweet about it, he reassured me and got me a towel, took me to the bathroom and put me in the shower all while I was a crying, apologising mess. He said he was going to go and clean up his room while I shower and he kissed me on the forehead and told me it was all fine. After calming down in the shower, I then began to laugh uncontrollably at the situation because, let's face it, it was pretty funny albeit mortifying.

In the end he offered me to stay the night which I wa

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Watermelon on pizza
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improvising while eatin this pizza come suggest topics reddit.com/rpan/r/RedditS…
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It would've cost $0 to flip that pizza around.
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Is it just me or is pizza really expensive in Portland?

Random, but for years I have not been able to wrap my head around how much pizza costs here from non-chain restaurants. A 12"-14" is usually somewhere around $25 and anything larger is like $30. That's insane. Every other city I've been to or lived in, the price of a pizza would top out around $20, and smaller sizes would be much cheaper. It's sort of crazy to me and I can't understand why in this one city pizza costs so much.

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