Great Tits grow massive peckers
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TIFU by telling my son there was a fictional being called the Pecker Snatcher who steal his junk if he didn't put it away.

So my 4 year old son liked to dance around naked after baths and while changing him. As cute as he can be, it gets old after a while, and if you've ever had a boy, you know how they can become obsessed with their peckers. I told him one night that if he didn't put it away, the Pecker Snatcher would come and take it. He looked at me with some disbelief and said I was kidding him. I told him it was the truth, and that is what happened to his sister. His eyes got big and he put his pants on.

Fast forward a couple days and him and his sister have now elaborated on the story, and the Pecker Snatcher is now a man who has a basket full of peckers that he carries with him, and other elaborations on the story. All was good and well until he explained the entire mythology they created to their grandparents and teachers. Now I'm the weirdo. Parenting is dumb.

TLDR: I created a fictional Pecker Snatcher so my son would put his pants on, and he and his sister elaborated on it and told other adults.

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Sobriety day 118. Colder’n a penguin’s pecker out here y’all. Come hang. reddit.com/rpan/r/distant…
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Caved and bought a winter chest. It was NOT worth it. I got 5, peckers. 2 roses. 2 orange ones. And one dark orange one. I think I want to d13 🀣
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Sick of the owl posts? Here’s a Stanley Park pecker.
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Purple urkle and purple wookie in one blunt. I call it urkles purple pecker.
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Tree Pecker by Jia Hao
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A pretty friend this morning. I love this wood pecker. He’s usually in the tree. Today he was on the ground eating seeds with the squirrels!
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I understand guys. Your little peckers have shriveled up and disappeared into your ape bodies and your buttholes are puckered up out of fear. BUT DON’T WORRY. THOSE PUSSY BOI HEDGEHOGS ARE ABOUT TO GET THOSE CHEEKS CLAPPED. HOLDDDDDDD THE LINEEEEEE.

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virgin hasan pecker vs chad corpse husband
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Hasan "good opinions" Pecker
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Hog Watch merch when?? Hank Pecker deserves his own merch line hasL
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Hank Pecker playing the banjo for your editing pleasure
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You're a stupid pecker!!
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Keep holding pecker heads!!
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Now THAT gets my pecker hard reddit.com/gallery/l7sbic
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Enjoy my unsolicited (wood)pecker pics reddit.com/gallery/k167em
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A rare image of Mr Hank Pecker years before opening the now legendary gun shop "The Loophole"
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Little pecker.
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Pecker Protector
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Rate my deck: Cum spirit, Electro-arthquake, Cumjar, and Cumbeard to counter rage, Peckers, Megayknight, Sperm army and Bowler to counter Ebarns
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I know I’m a bit late but here’s some Hank Pecker art :)
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Want to get in the suppressor game. Need the the right medicine....Will this one get my pecker hard for years to come? Ive been listening to this one important podcast too much - but i digress. What is best 7.62x39 suppressor for $1k-ish or less?
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Hank Pecker the commie destroyer
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Peek this pert lil pecker
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Peter's pecker packed his pot inside his pepper imgur.com/MSIMmxT
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