TIL Peanut butter manufacturers fought a 12 year legal battle with the FDA over the minimum peanut content required to be legally labelled as "peanut butter". Anything under 90% peanuts must be labelled "peanut spread". atlasobscura.com/articles…
People in my house insist on 1: not removing all of the seal and 2: using the same spoon for the peanut butter and the jelly. I hate it.
This scoop of peanut butter
Bought roughly 57 bitcoins in 2011. While I sold most of them for peanuts in 2012 I recently found an old USB with my backups on them with some "loose change" in them!!
Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd, Buy me some peanuts... and a red bell pepper? v.redd.it/6db672hew0251
My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because it’s empty...
A peanut lodged inside a child's trachea
Brownie turns 20 today!!! Peanut butter ice cream and belly rubs all day :)
AITA for calling my fiancé peanut when my sister is allergic to peanuts
On Sunday my sister and I both FaceTimed our mom for Mother’s Day. We talked for about an hour, and in the middle of it I asked my fiancé to grab me a drink when he went into the kitchen. I said something like “peanut, can you get me a drink”. Now I realize that calling my fiancé peanut is a little silly and weird but I like it and he likes it so I don’t see a problem. It comes from when we were first dating and he tried to get some peanuts off the top shelf and ripped the bag and spilled them all over his head. I called him peanut for a few days as a joke and it just sort of stuck.
Anyway my sister got all upset and started saying how it was rude to call him that because she’s allergic to peanuts. It pretty much ruined the rest of the call because I wouldn’t apologize for calling my fiancé a nickname and she was upset the whole time.
A peanut stuck in a child's trachea
Ben & jerry's needs to make a Rocky Road ice cream that has peanut butter instead of marshmallow and name it "Ricky Road" imgur.com/SHYFYmb
Peanut butter and fake bacon bits on hamburger buns with Popeye's honey drizzle hits a lot different than you would imagine.. imgur.com/mjuRSfq
Cinnamon sprinkled on natural peanut butter gives it some sweetness
I was eating natural peanut butter on toast and it tasted kind of blah to me. I felt it needed something sweet but I didn't have any jam or jelly. I was actually contemplating sprinkling sugar on it when I had the idea to try cinnamon first. It was delicious!
My peanut butter cup has no peanut butter :(
Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross-I’m speechless
Down on his peanut farm, future-president Jimmy Carter (1960)
All hail lord crunch, ALL HAIL THE PEANUT
TIL a study found after a 90 min. workout, athletes who ate organic peanut butter, Clif Shot Bloks, Cytomax powder, PowerBars, & Gatorade showed no difference in insulin, glucose, cholesterol, or triglyceride levels compared to athletes who ate hotcakes, OJ, a hash brown, a hamburger, fries, & Coke. realclearscience.com/jour…
Peanut Reference > JoJo Reference
The Peanut Butter Sleepies
My little man Fernando, my heart and soul, my ride or die, passed away peacefully in my arms after 18 beautiful wonderful years. He loved fetch over everything except bananas and peanut butter. Rest easy my little man.
Peanut Butter Names
A friend was considering naming her baby girl “Aurora” which is a name I personally think is beautiful. However, I remember a while ago on this subreddit the popular opinion being that it is a “peanut butter name,” aka a name that is sort of a mouthful to say out loud and it ends up sounding like you have a mouthful of peanut butter!
I thought that was an interesting description and was wondering what other “peanut butter names” you guys have come across, be they names that look pretty on paper but you stumble to pronounce, or names that just sound awkward to you.
I’ll start: I think the British pronunciation of “Clara” is weird and sounds like I have a cotton ball in my mouth when I try to say it (Clarr uh rather than Claire uh). I also stumble over “Wilhelmina” no matter how many times I hear it said.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich but with cucumber slices instead of bread
Peanut butter powder mixed with yogurt is a relatively healthy dessert/snack and is very tasty.
The texture is similar to cake frosting! You'll have to experiment, but my ratio is about 2/3 yogurt 1/3 PB powder.
I've tried it with sweetened vanilla and honey yogurt and both worked. Vanilla was my favorite though.
Edit: You can buy huge tubs of PBfit on Amazon (US) for less than $13 and the organic version is like 50 cents more. Sometimes even cheaper. They last me a long time.
Polish PEANUT he brings pierogi and Frank (the ball) his friend.
Personally I prefer to eat my peanuts with the shell. Because of the new rules I will provide
[OC] Contents of a 34 oz. bag of peanut butter m&m’s
Most dogs: need a pill to be covered in peanut butter just to be tricked into eating it. My dog: v.redd.it/b6bvssxj63j41
I found "Jiffy" peanut butter last night while watching American dad
If you cut a hole in your rice cake, cover it in peanut butter, flaxseed meal, and exactly 10 chocolate cups, you can almost imagine the donut that (ironically) would have been fewer calories.
Peanut boi broke😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Today I spent 9 hours baking. Apple pie, Oreo pudding chocolate chip cookies, Peanut butter stuffed brownies, Churro cheesecake and Sour cream coffee cake muffins. All from scratch. imgur.com/K43XM3h
Fresh Spring Rolls with Peanut Sauce
Stop wasting your shit and infuse it into a fatty substrate, natural peanut butter or coconut oil are my favorite
I’m tired of seeing people eating all their uncooked abv, please infuse it into something and you’ll get high as shit off like a half gram.
Edit: Throw it in the oven with an oil or peanut butter for like 20 minutes anywhere from 300-350 degrees
Literally just do a search on how to infuse oil in the search bar, do your own research to find the best method. Once you figure it out it will feel like an accomplishment rather than someone just giving you the answer.
Edit: Please stop giving false information in the comments of this post, that is literally doing the exact thing that this post was designed to diminish. If you don’t know the science of what you’re talking about please do not spew out random information that you think is correct.
TLDR: infusing abv into oil makes it more potent and therefore you don’t need as much.
Bioavailability of thc becomes far greater when introduced in an infused fatty compound to ingest.
Edit: I made these with ABV and they were delicious, this i
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Toast Two Ways - Chia Seed Strawberry Preserves and Peanut Butter with Banana
the year is 2069. I go to Costco to pick up a 3-pound pack of Kirkland brand "peanut butter cyborg Obama Sativa incudi" weed. before i leave, i go the food court and pick up a joint and drink combo for 1.50
Keto Fried Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Hatsune miku peanut! Thing i did for school
Grilled peanut butter and banana on wheat.
I made a dragon out of packing peanuts
So apparently chocolate icing has less calories than peanut butter
If you lick the peanuts, they stick together!
Me and the peanut were having a rough day today. Momma was emotional, nipples were sore and peanut was fussy. Just need some encouragement.
TIL the Parliament of New Zealand keeps an official list of "unparliamentary language", that is, insults/obscenities its members have used through the years that were not considered appropriate, such as "His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides" parliament.nz/en/visit-an…
Today's cinnamon roll with peanut butter dough
This is Peanut. A very judgemental cat that barely walks up to anyone except my step mother. This is the first time he decided to walk up to me and lay down on me. This is an honor that only few get to experience. I am glad I am one of those few. v.redd.it/h39nwr1cgt251
Internet speed reality in Germany. Paying for 400 Mbps. Get peanuts. Still faster than 72% of the country.
Blue Razzsicle after a few weeks cure. Probably my favorite harvest thus far. Got some gushers and peanut butter breath starting for the next grow
Our new goodest girl, Peanut!
Nyx doesn’t like it when you try to take her peanut butter stick
Abra peanut butter truffles [OC]
My first attempt at one of Bob's patented theme burgers. Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger. I think I added too much peanut butter. Will work on the presentation
My husband ordered a hot fudge sundae with "As many peanuts as you're allowed to give me" - he happily used them all 🍦
We have a peanut growing in our flower bed that we didn’t plant
Peanut butter banana smoothie bowl topped with frozen blueberries, roasted almonds and coconut whipped cream ~481 cals
KM’s filter game is weak while she called flight attendants who wouldn’t (read: couldn’t) serve her a bag of peanuts “sassy.” — unmasked on a plane during a pandemic.
Peanut is the only one brave to go up ramps, which means she gets the piggy loft all to herself.
I finally made some peanut brittle
I really hate peanut butter or anything to do with nuts
I just hate them so much. I really just don't like it when I bite into something there's some nuts inside them. Snickers is the worst chocolate
Peanut butter is disgusting
I hate peanut butter with all my heart. My dad once dared me to eat a spoonful of peanut butter and i threw up in the sink. I’m not allergic, I just can’t stand it.
PEANUT BUTTER IS A SAUCE FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK YOUUUUUUU
Peanut daily season 2, day 77
I wanted peanut butter banana toast, I don’t have bananas but I have banana pudding
Keto Peanut Butter Cookies (only 3 ingredients)
Grilled peanut butter and strawberry jam. Eaten not with my hands but with a paper towel because I'm classy like that.
Employee told me the Peanut Butter Whiskey was a popular buy. Has anyone tried this?
Crunchy peanut butter is superior to creamy.
Title pretty much sums up my feelings. Crunchy peanut butter adds amazing texture to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Plus, typically, crunchy peanut butter is slightly healthier with less saturated fats. Honestly I've never understood why people have such an aversion to crunchy.
The only thing better than peanut butter bread... is peanut butter bread served with butter, peanut butter, and honey!
My friend and I made homemade Nutter Butters using a laser etched cookie stamp and custom peanut-shaped cookie cutter. imgur.com/a/wESvAf7
Do we know anyone who bought in 2010 and made it? All I saw here people with regret they sold for peanuts.
I never noticed this before but the book Betty White is reading when Tracy does his Rule of Threes call is “From Peanut to President”, the biography of Jimmy Carter written by Jack’s father
Why is Peanut Tillman's 2012 season not in the discussion for greatest cornerback season ever?
- 3 INT
- 16 PD
- 3 defensive TD
- 87 tackles
- Allowed a 77.7 passer rating
- Contained prime Megatron to 70 yards in two games
But the stat that blows my mind is 10 forced fumbles. That'd be ridiculous for any player. That's tied with Dwayne Harper in 1983 for the most forced fumbles caused by a cornerback in a season. The next best? Also Tillman with 6 in 2009. But his 2012 season nearly doubled that.
Peanut daily season 2, day 118
Suppose I got really drunk and literally painted my room with several jars of peanut butter... how do I make it stop smelling like peanut butter
After I clean it up obviously
Edit- wow, this really blew up. I tried most of the suggested solutions, and it worked for the most part. Now I only notice it when I first wake up
Shirataki Noodles in a Peanut Sauce w/ Air Fried Crispy Tofu, Kale, and Shiitake Mushrooms (246 cals)
A peanut vendor wearing a suit made of peanuts circa 1890.
Today I had to say goodbye to my best friend. Rest in doggie heaven peanut. Te dua Shpirti.
Peanut be sniping heretics
BABY PEANUT CAUSED 2020
Baby peanut caused the invention of 5G which caused the flu like covid19 virus (where are all the other covids???? 1, 2 ,5??? FAKE). This then caused pent up energy after our government locked us in our houses AGAINST our freedoms. This energy exploded causing a cosmic rift dividing 2 races and hiding that the earth is ACTUALLY flat and in the shape of a 2D Billy goat. PLUS so called "experts" deny the fact that Bill Gates is IMPLANTING micro chips to figure out my favorite ice cream flavor.
A simple snack. Apples and Chunky Peanut Butter. It’s GOTTA be chunky.
Do you love peanut butter?
I love peanut butter and I heard americans love peanut butter. Also wondering if peanut butter originated in america?