Spilled bleach on my new black pants
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WCGW catching a burning torch in your pants v.redd.it/vnkgq0sg68261
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Philadelphia Mayor says Trump lacks big boy pants v.redd.it/5w215id9iox51
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Crowd chants β€œshit your pants” at Kaitlin Bennett (aka β€œgun girl”) at University of Southern Florida, referencing a picture that appears to be her after shitting herself, passed out on the floor. v.redd.it/rtbt8qa06xr51
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Squirrels In My Pants
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Gross guy tries to fart and instead violently shits his pants. v.redd.it/vh0qfcevjp261
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i just peed my pants a little
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"Keep it in your pants, your future spouse will thank you." A youth pastor I know tells his students this all the time. Why are Christians so obsessed with the sex lives of teenagers, particularly girls? It sends the message that the only thing of value they bring to a relationship is virginity.

First, the obsession that many Christians have with the sex lives of teenagers is really creepy.

Furthermore, this sends a horrible message to teenagers, particularly teenage girls.

By saying "your future spouse will thank you," it is implied that future spouses value virginity over personality, character, humor, interests.... you know, the things you're supposed to care about when picking a spouse.

It sends the message that the entire relationship is dependent on sexual purity, and that those who have had sex, or been sexually assaulted, are of lesser value.

It is a horrible fucking message to send, and I wish religious leaders would cut that shit out.

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If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis
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Smarty pants on a video about Russian Roulette
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Meanwhile women's pants pocket has only lip balm
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Every time you snap your fingers, someone in a 200 meter radius shits their pants (you're not immune to this).
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Even after 23 years I don't know why he had loose sugar in his pants. youtube.com/watch?v=wlwFu…
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My kid and I wrote this together: Why did the vegetable thief wet his pants?

Because he took a leek!

(Please don’t kick us out, just lettuce leave)

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Nobody can make them quit shitting their pants. Because FREEDOM!
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Ben notices how tight his pants are tonight on Family Feud v.redd.it/xcwk82xmw6p51
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F/26/5’4” [267lbs > 146lbs = 121lbs] Sadly, the scale isn’t moving, but I’m toning up and losing inches. Just got down another pant size! This is a size 18 vs. size 8. I started my journey at a Torrid size 20.
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AuthRight discussing yoga pants
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So do you have to take your pants off to rob the bank?
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put your pants down
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My dad died in January and we’re in the process of selling his house. While looking his home up on Google, we found him in his natural environment: painting the house, pants falling down. reddit.com/gallery/jja4he
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*pants getting wet*
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Convinced this $6 top was meant to be paired with these $5 pants
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TIL that in 2019, a nurse set the record for the fastest marathon in a nurse's uniform, but was originally rejected by Guinness World Records, because she was wearing scrubs and pants, and not a blue and white dress, apron, and a nurse's cap. After backlash, they backed down and accepted her record edition.cnn.com/2019/05/0…
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Olivia Munn: β€œCONGRATS Xavier Woods !!!! Welcome to our little dysfunctional family. (Note: Mom likes to drink, and Dad never wears pants on Sundays. Enjoy!)” twitter.com/oliviamunn/st…
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Bruh I nearly shit my pants.... o thought they delayed it again....
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[ART] Pants I made yesterday
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Currently not wearing pants.
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6y/o son β€œcan’t” pee in the troughs at school. School is offering to let him go in teachers lounge, husband (35) wants him to β€œman up or piss your pants.” I’m (35f) disgusted and scared for my son

The school we send our kids to is an older building and the boys bathroom has these large troughs where they sort of do a community pee. There are no dividers or privacy of any sort.

As soon as school was allowed back in this year, our son would come home in severe agony and actually got bladder infections. I took him to the doctor and it came out that he was too afraid to pee in the troughs. I called the school and they said it was no problem, he just needed to quietly tell his teacher and she’d page them office to have them let Him in the teachers lounge. I figured it was an easy, quiet solution.

I told my husband and he was actually mad at me and the school. He said that the solution was coddling our son and going to make him β€œSoft.” He’s going to need to pee in front of men at urinals for the rest of his life and β€œmommy, Mrs Prissy-b!tch and the fat fucking school nurse aren't Going to hold his dick.” He told my son β€œeither pee in The boys bathroom like a man or piss your pants.” Which horrified my son.

Obviously I have major issues with my husband that need resolution, but what is the solution for my son? Do I tell him to ignore his dad and just go with the school plan?

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Wrong day to wear white pants v.redd.it/mes0ys4omb161
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Libright just pissed their pants at the map and then realized what it actually meant
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I shit my pants this morning

I’m a 30 year old man who can proudly say I haven’t shit or pissed my pants for as long as I can remember. Even that one time when I was super sick with food poisoning, and I was basically shitting my guts out for days, I never once shit my pants.

I must confess that that streak has come to an end.

I was having a good ass sleep, and went to turn over to my side. Low and behold, I felt the urge to pee. I figured I’d ignore it, hold it in and go back to sleep. I was so comfortable, it was ice cold in my bedroom and I was under three sets of blankets. The last thing I wanted to do was get out of bed and go pee.

The pressure in my bladder got to the point where I wasn’t going to be able to fall back asleep until I went and took a leak. So I did the one thing I didn’t wanna do, and I got up and went to the bathroom, lifted the seat and went to pee.

However, instead of peeing, I shit my pants. I was terrified, I didn’t even feel it coming on. It was a runny kind of shit too. I sat down to finish pooping, wiped myself the best I could, then I finally took that wretched piss that woke me up.

Boxer briefs went in the trash, I went in the shower, and I’ve been awake ever since. Fuck me man.

TL;DR: I shit myself

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Just a fatty with no pants v.redd.it/2ridk4gs9qu51
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Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney: β€œI think what the president needs to do is, frankly, put his big boy pants on." v.redd.it/5w215id9iox51
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Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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You heard it here first folks. No more pants for women.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I wish that anytime I shit my pants everyone who witnesses it thinks it’s really cool and high fives me
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I have no idea how I got this picture of my kitty, but anyway this is Mister Pants :)
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Is that an extra cube of cheese in your pants or are you just happy to see me uwu
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Keep your pants on folks!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Frugal tup if you have pants that are too big around your waist and you don't want to get them tailored or buy a belt. v.redd.it/e0ksoyn4ouw51
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I am 186cm. Will these pants fit me?
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Joey Pants' performance in Whoever Did This is frighteningly good.

I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but fuck. The scene where he breaks down weeping in front of Tony at his office gives me chills every time. You feel sadness for Ralph, but at the same time there's menace to the way he's doing it, like an animal pretending to be hurt to get a drop on its prey. Tony's expression is fantastic, he almost looks scared. You can see in his eyes that his mind is racing and he has no fucking idea what to do.

The scene with Ralph and Father Phil is very underrated too. Through most of the show, Phil is a comic relief character, so it's really interesting to see him in such a serious, poignant scene. The episode is also why I strongly disagree with people that say Ralph was a sociopath. He's a sadistic, misogynistic narcissist with severe mental issues, but I don't think a sociopath would feel the remorse and fear and guilt the way Ralph does. There are probably only a few real sociopaths in the Sopranos, and none of them are main characters. I think having everyone be a sociopath sort of undercuts the idea that these are relatively normal guys that have conditioned themselves (or been conditioned by others) to accept violence and cruelty for monetary gain.

Anyway... $4 a pound

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All maskers should carry a water gun so when you come across an anti-masker instead of fighting; squirt their pants and announce how they peed themselves. They’re more likely to be embarrassed about the fake pee; since fighting with them just cements their ideas even more.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Squirells In My Pants.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Pissing our pants yet?
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Philadelphia mayor: Trump should accept loss, put on β€˜big boy pants’ washingtontimes.com/news/…
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He can’t keep his pants up
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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?

β€ŸOver there by mine”, wasnβ€˜t the answer I was expecting.

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Nothing says β€œtough” like rolled up pant legs
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