This is a very old story. Essentially, when I was a younger teen I started getting into the masturbating scene. I didnβt like doing it dry so Iβd use whatever creams I could find in the house.
Now when I was younger my schooling system was not adequate in the sex Ed department so I had no idea what a STD was and if I needed to have sex to get one.
Anyways, as Iβm starting to pull my turkey a few times a week now. Using the cream I found in the bathroom. It was in an orange bottle that said moisturizer.
The next day I realize my dick is orange/brown. And Iβm nervous I messed up my dick or gave myself an STD.
So Iβm out delivering my newspapers and all I can think about is my discoloured piece. And I tell my mom, I think I have an STD because Iβve been watching porn and now my dick looks really weird. Iβm ashamed.
I ask her if she can take a look, my mother reluctantly agrees. So weβre in the bathroom, and I pull my pants down and show her and as Iβm saying see with my hands emphasizing the area with my palm facing outward I realize my one hand is darker than the other. I realize my mistake and pull my pants up in total shock and embarrassment and my mother starts to realize too what I did.
I ended up self tanning my penis.
TLDR: As a young teen I thought I had an STD because my dick turned a different colour after masturbating. I showed my mom and then realized by the colour of one of my palms that I self tanned my penis.
