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I’ll keep this short as possible.

So I live with two of my friends. One of my friends girlfriends, Madison, came over the other night to cook for us. She made some rice and a few Asian dishes for a family style kind of dinner.

Besides rice she made this orange chicken (literally bite-sized fried chicken pieces in an orange sweet/sour sauce). We started eating and I said “wow this orange chicken is great.” Madison gets rude all of a sudden and says no this is (Chinese name I can’t remember). It was literally a long phrase I’ve never heard nor could ever hope to repeat or understand. She insisted it’s a different dish her grandma made for her but I simply told her I’ve had orange chicken before.

I thought that was that but a while later I got hungry again and offhandedly asked no one in particular if there’s any orange chicken left over. Madison immediately freaked out and loudly screeched “it’s not fucking orange chicken!!” I was shocked and just mumbled “ok even though it obvious

Please discuss in a fair and civil manner. Is it orange or red and why do you think so? Leave a vote in the poll and then tell us why you voted that way in the comments.

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Disclaimer: I am not liable if any of you dumb fucks decide to do this.

Edit: This only applies to white people according to the comment section...

So I was looking at this can of Orange Fanta and it said it had 160 calories. The nutritional facts also says that it contains 43 grams of added sugar. A gram of sugar is 4 calories, 4*43 = 172. Therefore, shouldn't it have at least 172 calories?

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He goes on to say: On June 6 in Orange County, it was 2.0%. One of out every 50 tests was positive. Not even two weeks later, it's basically one out of every six or seven tests is positive.

and: State officials also say that on June 1, roughly 17% of all positive cases in Orange County resulted in hospitalization. They say now that number is at 9%. Out of the first 2,000 or so cases in Orange, about 320 led to hospital stays. Of the 2,000 or so since, about 65 did.

The increase in positive test rates but decrease in hospitalizations seems to indicate that most of the current infections are those who are younger and healthier (and thus wouldn't require hospitalization). Still not an encouraging sign though, as the virus is clearly spreading.

My bff and I were sitting in English lit. She had an orange on her desk. This boy took it and refused to give it back. He wasn’t being a bully or anything, but kind of teasing and then he ate it in front of us while he was laughing. So we told him he shouldn’t have eaten it.

Boy “why not?”

Friend “because it was in my locker for two weeks. I was going to throw it away after class.”

Me “yeah, plus she dropped it in the floor and we were kicking it around.”

Friend “and then I stabbed it with my pencil.”

Me “I think part of the lead broke off in it. I hope you don’t get lead poisoning.”

He accused us of lying and we just shrugged and ignored him for the rest of the class.

The next day he came to class. He didn’t look too good. Said he was up that night puking. We told him we were just kidding. That none of what we said happened. Poor guy. Didn’t know what to believe at that point.

Edit: The orange was fresh and we didn’t mess with it. We only messed with his mind.

Dude’s reaching new heights!

Edit: Post in question, sorry dudes!

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hd2x2g/the_guy_she_told_you_not_to_worry_about/ https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/hd5fii/orange_cassidy_is_currently_the_top_post_on_rall/fvj3zyw

I’ve been going to the Ralph’s in Villa Park to go shopping because they seemed to be doing a good job with mask policies. I went this weekend and there were people shopping with no masks or their masks pulled down exposing their nose (including employees). I’m looking for a safer place to shop. Does anyone know of any stores that are actively enforcing their mask policies?

These amazing little scissors were a staple in my family's household since I can remember.

Even though this particular kind is apparently intended for fine needlework, we mostly used them as medical scissors, for wound care and stuff. The first aid kit always had one in them, and dad got really mad if you took them without putting them back.

Same with mom, who had a second pair for actual needle work.

The third pair I luckily got to take with me back when I moved out, but unfortunately I lost it a while ago. Only when my mom (reluctantly) sent me her pair to replace them, did I actually notice the brand name, and that it's a Finnish product. These must be well beyond 20 years old by now, and are still just as sharp as ever.

Before that I tried my luck in a pharmacy, assuming they must have them and know what I'm talking about:

• "Could I get a pair of those small, sharp precision scissors for wound car

ESPN’s Bobby Marks breaks the news:

> Orange County (Florida) has mandated that everyone now must wear a mask in public.

> https://twitter.com/bobbymarks42/status/1273731200109154306?s=21

Good news for the NBA. The county where Disney World resides will now mandate face Masks. This comes after Arizona & Texas have both finally let their cities mandate masks if they so choose. With the NBA still a month away from starting, this gives plenty of time to bend the curve yet again.

Guessing the “powers-that-be” heard loudly from even bigger “powers-that-be.” Glad cooler heads prevailed here.

Data found here: http://ww11.doh.state.fl.us/comm/_partners/action/report_archive/county/county_reports_latest.pdf

Not regularly because I like my teeth. But they're so damn refreshing sometimes especially when it's hot out or when you're feeling a little under the weather. I always eat the wedges when provided as a garnish.