In Avengers: Endgame (2019) As the opening scene goes on, the sound of the birds around them gets quieter and quieter as they disintegrate.
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Me opening Netflix tomorrow to watch The Office.
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The Lobby, episode 1 (2018) This documentary was prevented from being screened by Aljazeera due to lobbying by a US Zionist organization, but was leaked to the public . The lobby is an eye opening documentary that investigate the influence of the Israeli lobby on the US [00:48:10] youtube.com/watch?v=3lSjX…
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PCM Anime Opening for our 4th Anniversary! [2 videos + downloadable files] v.redd.it/oa2o9di54oc61
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YSK that opening someone else's mail is a felony.

Why YSK: From abusive parents to nosy neighbors, the stuff you order is YOUR STUFF. If it has your name on it and someone else opens it without your permission, even if they don't take anything, you can report them. It sounds like a karenistic thing to do, I know, but privacy is important.

Opening someone's mail without their permission can open you up (pun intended) to five years in federal prison.

Edit: I should have clarified that if you open it by accident, it doesn’t count. You won’t get in trouble if you didn’t mean to do it.

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[Schefter] Chargers fired Anthony Lynn this morning, per source. Two seasons ago, Lynn led the Chargers to a 12-4 record, then this year they finished 7-9, winning their last four games, giving him a 33-31 record in LA. Chargers now become the sixth NFL team to have a head coach opening. twitter.com/AdamSchefter/…
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Grand opening, grand closing.
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Upon opening secret chambers in Padmanabhaswamy Temple, India an enormous treasury filled with gold was found. But some door were left unlocked. According to a legend behind them lies a weapon of gods, so devastating that it might erase whole mankind with ease.
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I (19m) ruined a perfectly good threesome with my roommate (25m) and his fianceΓ© (25f) just by opening my damn mouth

Last night I (19m) had my first threesome. Two guys and one girl. Guy #2 (25) was my roommate and the girl (25) was his fianceΓ©. The two of them approached me with the idea for a MFM threesome and pitched it as a win win situation for all of us. On one hand they'll get to explore their kinky side with someone they trust and on the other hand I get to lose my virginity in the company of two experienced people who know me. Not gonna lie, awkwardly losing my virginity in front of two people, especially two people who are my friends, one of which who lives with me, made my asthma flair up. But they ended up making me feel comfortable enough to agree to it.

Fast forward to my roommate and I cumming all over his fianceΓ©. She was face down / ass up on the bed. Butt cheeks covered in nut juice. Without thinking I licked all that cum off her ass. Mine as well as my roommate's. I flipped her over and kissed her before swallowing the load. She licked my lips when we were done kissing which kinda turned me on all over again. My roommate pretended like he was gonna throw up and joked about how gross that was. I pretended like I was gonna kiss him too and he literally ran out of the bedroom lol. It was all fun and games. Or so I thought.

This morning my roommate called me gay for being so willing to not only swallow my own cum, but also his cum. His entire attitude was different now. According to him, the only reason he played it so cool at the time was because his fianceΓ© seemed to enjoy it. He said both of us behaved inappropriately by kissing each other in a way that made it impossible for him to participate. I apologized and made it clear that my intention was never to make anyone feel uncomfortable or left out. He said he won't hold it against me because it was my first time, but advised me never to do that again because it's not really something straight guys do. I asked him if we're cool and all he said was he can no longer look at me the same way knowing I had his cum in my mouth.

  1. Did I cross the line?

  2. Is swallowing cum somehow not for straight guys?

Edit:

Never expected this post to attract so much attention! I appreciate all the advice and the praise, but it wouldn't be fair if I didn't point out how much I learned from my roommate and his fianceΓ© during the threesome. I wasn't the sex machine some of you seem to think I was nor was my roommate a complete asshole. I had my fair share of performance anxiety throughout, but my roommate and his

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[Highlight] Dan Campbell, in his amazing 18-minute opening statement in the introductory press conference: β€œThis place has been kicked, it's been battered, it's been bruised. I can give you coachspeak all day long, none of that matters. You've had enough of that shit, excuse my language.” streamable.com/c0qmn5
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I really miss opening this subreddit and seeing the β€œbungie Replied” flair.

Where are you guys?

Edit: thanks for making this visible, I’m seeing a lot of bungie replies now. Please, be respectful and continue making good feedback, so we can have the Destiny we want.

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Chinese Scientists opening the space capsule and taking out the lunar samples. These lunar samples are from the older sections of the moon, which will help us understand the moon's history better. v.redd.it/1s49v51iz2661
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High voltage switch opening v.redd.it/hf5glfpawlc61
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I just found 20 Tunisian Dinars ( 7.5 dollars) on the ground, then after opening it, it was just an advertisement for some stupid discount reddit.com/gallery/kzgrzl
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love my XboxSeriesX,My uncle and aunty have been trying their hardest to get a series X for their son. I decided just to repackage mine and give it to him. I always wanted that excitement of opening a new console on Xmas. Now I can live that moment through my cousin. Cheers.
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In Spectre (2015), Blofeld (Christoph Waltz) tells Madeleine (Lea Seydoux) "I came to your home once, to see your father". Seydoux played one of the LaPadite girls in the opening scene of Inglorious Basterds (2009), opposite Waltz' Hans Landa.
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By opening a microwave you turn it into a portal into the closest microwave.
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[Ian Rapoport] There are currently 6 openings: #Lions, #Falcons, #Texans, #Jets, #Jaguars, #Chargers. The QBs: Matthew Stafford, Matt Ryan, Deshaun Watson, Sam Darnold/No. 2 pick, No. 1 pick, Justin Herbert. As attractive a group of jobs as I can remember. twitter.com/RapSheet/stat…
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I started working at a large technology company in March and has it been an eye opening adventure.

I'm 20 years in and most of my career I've worked at medium or large finance companies. Your run of the mill, development teams, admins, operators taking care of a servers and workstations. Two or three datacenters, some cloud stuff and SAAS. And years of great technology ideas piled on with systems hooked together every which way. I thought I was pretty good at my job.

I was humbled quick. After orientation I was put on a project involving Kubernetes being scaled at levels far beyond anything I've worked with. Well we ran into an issue so I'm searching the docs and finally chat with someone on my team for help. He is like ping so and so he'll figure it out. I'm like, Does he know Kubernetes? He sends me a link where the guy was a core part of Docker and went on to help build Kubernetes and other stuff. And it like side projects for him. It's not just Kubernetes but everything here, there seems to be developers (there a 1000s of dev) who's wrote code in every major application and worked at all the big tech giants. Most these guys have degrees from MIT, or Berkley, or some big foreign university majoring in comsci or math or similar field.

I'm my corner of the company, devops we are always right on the edge. New stuff coming out and we are working on deploying it the next day. Which is a lot of fun. But it's like this place is so far ahead of the jobs I worked at before. Everything I did at old jobs was assigned to a project, or tracked in some "Insert ITIL buzzword" system. It could take a year to upgrade a 1000 servers in two datacenters or decide on a new piece of software. Here we are upgrading a 1000 servers a day across 100 locations, completely automated. Old jobs, DR is a yearly event where everyone is holding their breath praying the system doesn't die when we move, and it's never a move without something missed. Here DR is an hour exercise every month where we move the entire datacenters workload to another site. Our measure of success is 0 lost packets and less then .1% latency. And breaking stuff is thrown in to test the system.

Here's another good one. There is an open source database that has a vulnerability, found by our testers. The architects called the group that maintains the software to get an idea how long it would take to fix. 3-6 months was their response. That is not acceptable. Three days later the devs are testing a hotfix, the following week we are deploying it.

It still blows me away how far ahead th

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AITA For opening up a Funko Pop on Christmas?

I’m 17F, my sister is 21F. She normally lives on her own but was over for Christmas with me and my parents.

My sister is really into collecting Funko Pops (in case anyone doesn’t know what they are they’re plastic figurines of different characters from video games or movies or whatever). Like she has hundreds of them, all in their boxes, and she’s always obsessing over completing her β€œset” or whatever. Personally, I don’t see them that way. I own a few myself but they’re just plastic toys and a convenient/cheap way to get figures of my favourite characters.

Anyways, Christmas morning came and she gave me a Funko Pop of a character I liked for Christmas. It was also a β€œchase” edition which is more rare. I was excited and immediately opening it up to pull the figurine out. And she flipped! She was super mad at me for opening the box because it was a chase edition and apparently you should never open Funko pops anyways. I told her I always took them out of the box, and it wasn’t like I was going to sell a present from her so why keep it in the box? This ended up being a bigger fight where I put it back in the box and she tried to take the present back because I didn’t β€œappreciate it”.

Our parents had to intervene and told her she can’t take back a present, but then pulled me aside later and said I should have just kept it in the box until she left. Either way this was a much bigger conflict than it should have been. I feel like I’m going crazy here, Christmas morning was literally ruined because of a plastic toy. AITA?

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Friendly reminder that Joel Osteen had to be shamed into opening his church for displaced people after hurricane Harvey. That didn’t stop the GOP from handing his church millions in PPP loans. However, the GOP can’t agree on another $1,200 check. They treat pastors like kings & us like peasants.

Osteen had to be shamed into opening his huge church for displaced people after hurricane Harvey destroyed Houston. source.

Now, however, we found out that the gop stimulus bill handed out millions in forgivable PPP loans to his church, despite the fact that his church is filthy rich and greedy as fuck.

The senate republicans treat these scamevangelists like kings and they treat us like peasants.

Disgusting.

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Just imagine opening your birthday 'gift'.
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The opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Moscow, 1980.
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In Love actually (2003), the opening montage was real footage of passengers meeting their loved ones at the airport, shot with hidden cameras. Richard Curtis said that that when something special was caught on camera, they would rush up to people and ask for their permission to use it in the movie. youtube.com/watch?v=cUoxX…
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There's a saying in Turkish "Asıl suçlular gârüntülendi" which translates to "the main criminals were viewed" and that is the caption of this video. A very powerful and eye-opening video about animal cruelty that everyone should see! v.redd.it/y7orzob9iz761
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In Kung Fu Panda (2008), when Shifu and Tai Lung first saw the blank Dragon Scroll, they had the same initial reactions: looking at it sideways and folding it and opening it again. Like father, like son.
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Hot take 2: It's perfectly acceptable to place blame at the feet of the government for opening up retail and allowing this wave of Covid-19 to hit us,while also blaming the general public for not taken self responsibility in the face of a seemingly never ending pandemic!
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Needless to say I cried like a baby after opening this on Christmas.
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