I have asthma and have been terrified of the COVID for the last 13 months. My school is in-person and people never took the virus seriously, so obviously I was nervous the whole time. Today I got my first vaccine and I’m feeling way more confident now 😊
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I just wonder how many apes like me are here on reddit every day, reading news and DDs, buying more shares as soon as payment comes without actively commenting or posting stuff. I think we are soooo fucking huge and GME will change the financial world and obviously our lives.

Damn I just love to be part of this saga. πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ’ŽπŸš€πŸŒŒ

Edit 1: I just upvoted every single comment because there was not a SINGLE negative one so far. Damn this community has become awesome ❀️

Edit 2: Wow nearly 9k likes and a lot of awards πŸ₯° I really appreciate it guys thank you. This just confirms my thoughts. A ton of silent apes are among us. This army is terrifying in a positive way. I would really shit my pants if I had to fight this new first-time-in-history-smooth-brain-enemy.

Edit 3: Just finished reading and upvoting all these nice comments. A lot of people did their first comment. I am honored. Also some mentioned they have friends /family who own GME shares and don't use reddit. I also have a few friends with GME positions, also non-reddit user. GME is in nearly every EU county the most traded stock (German πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ ape here). When I think about it, and I am here since January, I might have underestimated the amount of apes worldwide 😳

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Whittaker's and Vettori's last 10 fights. The single losses of both came against Adesanya obviously.
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HMC He’s obviously been through this before. v.redd.it/bkbqjrv9vsq61
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This Is Deeply, Obviously, and Laughably Corrupt esquire.com/news-politics…
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She stalked a guy running, and tried to justify it in the comments by saying he liked it, that he obviously wanted it, and that its fine when it happens to men. v.redd.it/zu91lzckocs61
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[Hoffman]: Ben Simmons: "We're going for the past champs, the Lakers. They were the ones who won a championship, so you got to give the respect to them. Obviously Brooklyn has a lot of talent. But at the end of the day, there's only one ball and you gotta play defense too."

Tweet source: https://twitter.com/rich_hofmann/status/1381800209919934469?s=21

> Ben Simmons: "We're going for the past champs, the Lakers. They were the ones who won a championship, so you got to give the respect to them. Obviously Brooklyn has a lot of talent. But at the end of the day, there's only one ball and you gotta play defense too."

Ben throwing some shots at the Nets ahead of the game on Wedensday

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Happened this morning. My car is obviously totaled. But I walked away with only some bruises and scrapes. v.redd.it/n1rblf3nzcu61
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Obviously doesn't apply to all genderfluid people but haha funneh meme
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[Trevor Lawrence] It seems as if people are misreading my sentiment. I am internally motivated - I love football as much or more than anyone. It is a HUGE priority in my life, obviously. I am driven to be the best I can be, and to maximize my potential. And to WIN. (1/3) twitter.com/trevorlawrenc…
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Coco's new outfit is obviously her THICC dragon / human hybrid form!
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How about you fix the fucking door before making a obviously fake Tik tok ? v.redd.it/5l1h4errkju61
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[Brandon Dubinsky] Listen. Crosby is better then me I never said he wasn’t. He’s obviously one of the best ever. It was Ovi vs Sid. None of you played in the NHL and know how hard it is to score goals in the NHL. 724 is insane. Sid just whined way too much and Ovi just shut up and played hard. twitter.com/bdubi17/statu…
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The obviously superior choice
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I'm an American who has been living in the UK for six months. Obviously, that makes me an expert on things here... so I did this report on one of Britain's eccentricities. v.redd.it/lmk4pyr34qs61
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Found in California, my friend has no idea what it is that has popped up in his yard, it is obviously very large and flowering.
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Someone threw shade on Omar earlier, this is obviously w/ the pump and good lighting, but he's respectable for a peak natty in my opinion
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Obviously you're entitled to feel disappointed, i'm just pointing out how many people use "who" as an insult against new challengers
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Crazy wall bang my friends found. Obviously no guaranteed kills or anything but doesn't hurt to try if you're positioning at b and you have some time to kill at the beginning of a round! Shout out to the gamer's Neptub and lagoless2 for helping me do this. Please be nice in comments! v.redd.it/mq0u025pq2v61
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[Duggan] Bears weren't the only team interested in trading up to 11. Source says Vikings also made an offer, but they obviously weren't offering a 2022 first to move up three spots. Easy call for the Giants to accept the huge haul from the Bears. Competition may have driven up price. twitter.com/DDuggan21/sta…
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Ah yes, obviously the war in Ukraine is only between the Ukrainian army and the separatists, Russia has nothing to do with it.
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[Zenzola] Aaron Rodgers on SportsCenter: "Look, like I said last year, these things are out of my control, the team has obviously the power to do what they want...my job is to just play as well as I can." twitter.com/RadioJoeSport…
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Obviously not all anime is like that but this is true lots of people disregard that western character designs can be just as good as anime.
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[Broken Skull] Jericho on AEW: β€œWe’re not in competition. Obviously by proxy, we’ve been throw into that. But we’re about doing things differently, doing things a different way to draw a fanbase to create the choices we had during the Monday Night Wars.” streamable.com/em1n5i
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[Fabrizio Romano] Neymar has just confirmed to ESPN Brazil: β€œI’m staying at PSG, the contract extension with PSG is no longer a topic. Obviously, I feel very comfortable and at home here at PSG. I feel happier than before”. πŸ”΅πŸ”΄ #PSG twitter.com/fabrizioroman…
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I'm brazillian, huge admirer of AtatΓΌrk and by pure chance found a painting of him in a obscure furniture retailer, which I obviously bought... Kemalist Brazil confirmed ?
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Something I made to illustrate the niche Caustic was obviously intended to fill, contrasted with the other thicc defensive legend, Gibraltar. Let's talk about it.
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This needs more light shed on it. I’m all for police reform but this is BS. LeBron tweeted this and he very obviously did not watch the footage or didn’t bother to do any research prior to starting a witch hunt.
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Tony Khan on why he approved Chris Jericho for WWE Network Interview: "Even though Steve works for WWE and even though that’s another wrestling company that we compete with, I trust Steve immensely, and obviously, I trust Chris." wrestlinginc.com/news/202…
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Peep the green hair. I was in 6th grade and I thought it would be cool to have joker hair for the suicide squad movie. You obviously know how this went.
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She's obviously not very bright
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Movies that were made by someone who obviously wanted to direct something else

Roland Emmerich said he didn't care much for Godzilla and, honestly, it shows

Throughout his movie they basically portray Godzilla as a regular lizard whose worst destruction almost seems accidental on his part. It feels like he wanted to make something like "Jurassic Park" (or "King Kong" ironically), movies that asked "what if people had to deal with regular ass dinosaurs and they attacked people?" or "what if a monkey was huge and had a crush on a human but otherwise acted like a regular ass monkey yet he attacked people?" but with his version ("what if people had to deal with a giant ass lizard who acts like a regular ass lizard but attacked...cars?") rather than a movie about a giant lizard-esque monster with superpowers.

The Baby Godzilla scene definitely made it clear he wanted to make Jurassic Park 3 rather than a Godzilla movie.

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Zach, if you have to say "I'm a good guy" over and over again, you're obviously not a good guy.

This whole chair debate is so ridiculous to me. If Zach didn't want to receive any of the chairs from the guys, then why did he even bring up the subject? And why does he need to continously say that he's a good guy? And continously say that AB is a bad guy?

Just a little rant, but Zachs arrogance and narcissism is really starting to annoy me.

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I propose a little fun for the weekend. As markets are closed... let’s post some pics of the games we grew up with (obviously there is no we, I just like the stock), but let’s take a trip down memory lane. I’ll go first with Golden Axe. I think we need to lighten things up a bit
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my thoughts on graduation (obviously spoilers ahead)

let me begin by saying I listened to every word of it or attempted to. every episode beginning to end. I have listened to it and here's the thing. if it were literally any other dm it'd belong squarely in r/rpghorrorstories

our dm has so many npc that run the show and do all the heavy lifting that it's like he has a massive dmpc who's all powerful.

the players have no agency. even when they do break out of the set mold and destroy the office it doesn't matter at all. player action and players honestly weren't needed in the campaign as nothing they did they had a choice in.

the problematic issues with the centaurs. of course gotta throw in some issues.

legitimately this campaign bored me to the point where I was almost tuning out. nothing ever happened and when they did fight it was over like nothing. even the final fight they just decimated the opponents no struggle no life or death worry. and if there was then don't worry a npc will save the day.

one of these issues is bad enough but all of them. it's difficult because I wanted to enjoy this one I liked the premise but the execution just hurt. I kept listening out of habit more than anything. and I hate how he treated his brothers. imagine going from Griffin who is fairly yes and to travis who basically embodied no but.

I tried to enjoy it but honestly it seems like most episodes nothing of consequence happened. and that when the players had a fun idea usually nothing came from it. I feel so bad for Clint but also all the other boys just because honestly they didn't deserve that. let's hope the next one is better.

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β€˜But dad obviously I’m too smol and most likely a bat I don’t think this vet deals with exotic species so lets just go home’
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A male being nice to a younger female is obviously grooming
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Ryan Cohen tweet! Full video of the scene. Obviously shorts doing something dumb for a long time with plenty of warning of the danger and not getting out of the way. Later in the episode, they blame at CAT for creating the danger. Yes, a cat. v.redd.it/c47aym0gsjv61
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So, C4 is OP, obviously. v.redd.it/jfsyyqb6ujt61
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Top mind explains that Prince Philip has been dead for a while now, 'they' were just waiting to announce it until now so that 999999 would equal 666 because Satan, obviously.
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Anyone else getting tired of obviously drawn out book series?

I just finished a book I've looked forward to for several months (The Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer Armentrout). I was under the impression that it was book 3 of a trilogy, because this author has written numerous series, most of which are trilogies, and Amazon has it listed as "Book 3 of 3". It turns out this is book 3 of 3 written so far, because there are going to be 6 books. I'm wondering if that was the original plan. I doubt it because while I do enjoy the books, the second 2 definitely have a fair amount of filler with unremarkable scenes and repeated, predictable interactions between characters. This book could easily lose 150 pages. This is not a new phenomenon. The other series that immediately come to mind are the Outlander series, in which each book gets less relevant as they go along, The Clan of the Cave Bear series, and quite possibly the Name of the Wind series (if it gets finished at all). I'm sure I'm forgetting others. It seems like once a book or author gets moderately popular the series start to get unnecessarily longer. I'm not saying that I don't like where the stories go, it's that they begin to take very circuitous routes to get there, where the middle 70% of the books are irrelevant to the story arcs as a whole. I'll still read them, to a point, but I do lose some respect for that author. Do they think readers don't notice? I guess it doesn't matter, because I'm sure they do make more money this way, but it does make me less likely to begin a new series by the same author.

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Obviously underage girl tries to use an out of state fake ID to order alcohol. I just happened to be from that state..what a small world.

I was reminded of this story last night and had to share. This was over 20 years ago. One night I was sat a group of young people. They were ordering alcoholic drinks so I went down the line checking ID's.

I get to one young lady and she orders a bellini. Her license is an out of state ID (CA) and shows her as 26 years old. I'm looking at her face and I'm 99.9% sure this isn't her ID. The photo looks like her... a little, but I can tell the woman in the photo is older than this child sitting in front of me. Then I noticed the address on the license and OMG, I recognized it.

Me: So you're from SOCA, huh? What a coincidence, I am too. This is really your ID? What's the address on it?

The girl reaches for the ID, which I'm still holding. I pull back so she can't grab it.

Obviously underage girl, annoyed: I live in Hollywood.

Me: And the address?

Obviously underage girl: Uh, I haven't lived there long, I'm bad at remembering the exact street.

Me: Hmm...Well, just so you know, the address on this ID is 2301 N Highland Ave.

Obviously underage girl: Right! That's it! Sorry, I just haven't memorized it yet.

Me: This isn't your ID. It's fake.

The entire table looks scandalized. Obviously underage girl asks what proof I have. She's watching the ID in my hand, she clearly wants it back.

I pull out my wallet, which has my CA ID. I hadn't gotten a new license since moving so I put hers and mine side by side to compare. Right away I can see little differences in hers from mine, a real CA drivers license. I held up my license so the table could see it.

Me: As I said, I'm from CA. Only been here a few months. When I lived there, I used to go to the Hollywood Bowl all the time to see shows. Parking sucks but it's a great venue. Have you ever been?

Obviously underage girl: No. And?

Me: The address on your license IS the Hollywood Bowl.

Obviously underage girl: What!? No, I live in a house nearby.

Me: Then why does your ID have the actual address of the Hollywood Bowl? Plus, the woman in this photo looks like she has ten years on you. This card material feels thinner too...

Obviously underage girl comes clean: Ok, you're right. We were just playing to see if you'd notice. (She fake laughs) I had it made as a joke. We wanted to see if you'd catch it!! (more fake laughing) Forget the bellini, I'll have a coke. I'd like that back please. It's just a joke.

Me: It's not a joke to order alcohol when you're underage. You should have picked an actu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I loved Godzilla vs. Kong... so now I obviously need to watch every Godzilla movie. 1 great, surprisingly dark and serious movie down, 35 to go. Wish me luck guys!
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Got the baby draw down (obviously) any swing tips on how to improve ball flight? Seems to creep off to the left a little. v.redd.it/hdjgtd9d29q61
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(2nd image) they married two men, and are friends, obviously. reddit.com/gallery/mjaes0
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Obviously, he bought an iPhone X for a girl he just met with his dad’s card
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Documents from many huge companies were sent flying over Manhattan after the towers fell. Was any confidential information unintentionally gleaned from these files? Was there a concerted recovery effort to ensure client privacy, or did people focus on the obviously graver issues at hand
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What's the most obviously phoned-in performance you've ever seen?

And I'm not talking "Kiefer Sutherland in Phone Booth" kinda phoned-in. I mean an acting performance that's not necessarily terrible, but one where the actor or actress clearly didn't give a shit, gave the minimum required effort, and was just there to get a paycheck.

Also, your answer can't be Bruce Willis in almost anything he's done in the past twenty (thirty?) years. That's way too easy.

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NYSE just tweeted to remind everyone to β€œhg” which obviously stands for HOLD GAMESTOP!!! πŸ’Ž πŸ‘
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