Baby nut is the most desperate thing I've seen a company do
AITA for causing someone to have an allergic reaction by feeding them nuts
This weekend I was invited to a party at a friends house. I offered to bring an appetizer. I am currently eating low carb and I wanted to make sure that I have a food that I can snack on too, so I made a big batch of sausage cheese balls. When I arrived, I let everyone know that they were keto and low carb friendly and also happened to be gluten free. No one asked what was in them and I didn't elaborate on the ingredients but I used almond flour instead of regular flour in them. An hour into the party I hear a commotion in the kitchen - a friend is freaking out because her boyfriend is having an allergic reaction. He apparently popped 2 sausage balls into his mouth and quickly ate them - and he is allergic to almonds. He luckily had a EpiPen in his car but he still needed to leave and head straight to the ER.
Some friends - including his girlfriend - are blaming me and saying that I need to pay to replace the EpiPen and pay his bill from the medical center. They said it's ridiculou
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Dear people who nut at school,
I understand you can get urges, but it makes you a school shooter.
Edit: thank you guys :)
In Police Academy (1984), cadet Barbara misfires and idiotically points the gun towards the cadets. Cadet Tackleberry, the only one who did not seek cover, is a gun nut and knew that the shotgun hadnt been cocked, no round chambered, and therefore couldn't be fired again.
I wanna ride on a big nut
There are currently about 3,700 passengers quarantined on a cruise ship outside Japan because of coronavirus. If you were on the ship, what would you do to entertain yourself / keep yourself from going nuts?
This little guy always brings dried seed to trade for some nuts to this apartment.
fuck it, cheesy spaghetti for breakfast bcuz time is a social construct and "breakfast" was invented by general foods during world war two as a marketing campaign to sell grape nuts
My 2 year old son was playing with his Harry Potter wand. Come home from a long day of work to find out numb nuts abracadabra’d the shit out the tv.
A cake shaped like a baby and this lady going nuts about it.
Highest rank I've ever been and I'm so damn excited about it. This is nuts for me.
Absolutely crazy seeing this. Never thought I would actually see Grandmaster in my profile nor be this close to being Challenger. I play with summoner names turned off and this one game we were getting stomped all across the map except our top laner. He was basically 1v9 and tried to carry us but we were too far behind. At the post game screen I looked him up and it was TSM Broken Blade! Not to mention my mid laner was TSM Sword and enemy jungler was TL MikeYeung. It's unreal when you're just a scrub joining ranked queue in the middle of the night and all of a sudden pros are in your games.
Has anyone else realized that the religious nut inside of the Walmart is the same lady from an older video when she goes off on a garbage man and starts bocking like a chicken? Or am I crazy?
TIL Crows have been found to place nuts on the road so their tough shells can be broken open by passing vehicles. They even know to wait for the red light of traffic signals to retrieve the nuts. scienceabc.com/nature/ani…
Not a typical post but finished homemade nut milk for the next week or so. I enjoy a 50/50 milk of cashews and walnuts in my coffee
Pacers fans chant "Honey Nut Cheerios" when Carmelo Anthony is at the free throw line streamable.com/fjd1t
Wanna eat baby nut until he is mush
Rowley Wall-nut?!? Ngl he do cost 50 sun tho 😳😳
Post Nut Clarity Is A Bitch
It drives me nuts that Skyrim has dual wielding, but in Fallout melee users have one hand that they just sort of ignore.
I want to stab things with BOTH hands.
Come and see our new highway, you'll go nuts
Ability to nut at will , and produce infinite cum.
Like think of the applications , we can solve world hunger , put out fires and all that . Do need a super name tho , leave it in the comments
With the buffs to Autos, I'd give Steel_Slayer's right nut for this gun.
We coming for your left nut my guy
OP's son got kicked in the nuts, so OP told him to kick the bully back in the nuts, and now there are possible assault charges. For a 9 year old. reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…
Nuts do not belong in brownies
The whole point of brownies is to create an ooey, gooey texture of rich, chocolaty fudge. Why would you choose to ruin it by adding in hard, not crunchy but not chewy, oily tasting bits of nuts? IT'S MADNESS!!!
Breakfast-GF steel oats, blackberries and blueberries, mixed nuts and a banana. Lunch- Lemon herb quinoa, seared tempeh and sautéed mushrooms, greens with kimchi. Dinner- 3 bean chili over a roasted sweet potato, steamed green beans and broccoli.
I would give me right nut to get this set back. Bring it on Bungie
Post nut clarity hits different now days
EZA PHY VB (2 Dupes) Single handedly dismantling INT Zamasu in Future Saga SBR. This EZA is nuts v.redd.it/t6835mbzn8j41
Made Mary's Mother (Spongebob Chocolate with Nuts episode) in Soul Calibur VI
It's driving me nuts
You guys are really starting to piss me off.
1st: Wait in the frickin menu for 1 goddamn minute, heck even 10 seconds are enough.
2nd: Nerfs are needed (even though it's a singleplayer looter shooter). Items that got nerfed were overperforming, or not working as intended (for example the Hex: it was intended to apply a DoT and NOT kill anything on its own)
3rd: Nerf to Buff -ratio is 1-10, there were many many many MANY more buffs than nerfs, but hey lets continue to trash gearbox for making a balanced game [unlike borderlands 2 was (Bee+DPUH+Grog+Norfleet+...)]
4th: Gearbox is doing everything they can to listen to the community and they already implement at least 80% of what we asked for (No more Rare spawns, permanent Takedown scaling+True takedown mode, CUTSCENE SKIP!!!!,....)
5th: Ps4 and XBox one are outdated sytems. They run hardware that is 6 years old. There is just so much Gearbox can do to optimize it for those systems (even CD-Project Red delayed Cyberpunk 2077 bec
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Okay, I got used to the green square being stuck on the quick play filter... but now it’s stuck on barracks, gunfight AND rust, too?! It’s driving me nuts!
Found this rock in a bag of nuts. It’s pretty light weight. What is it?
My tip for making your rats move more. One of the most successful foraging obstacles in my cage. No puzzle solving. Just hard work trying to dig up that food. I pack tp rolls in a box and scatter food in there. My girls go nuts trying to dig up every little piece.
My family has had a hard time remembering my severe tree nut allergy, and it's been a problem in the past. My uncle asked me to dog sit, and went through and labeled all of the food like this with tree nuts
Here's to the gorgeous Kurdish ladies who kicked ISIS in the nuts but weren't "attractive" enough to go viral on social media!
Our nut shop is still open! [Health:790]
Spent 20 minutes thinking I was going nuts while looking for the spliff I rolled after it fell off my desk. After finally giving up, I found it here, somehow wedged into the back of my PC.
The squiggle nut must be loose
Baby nut is the most desperate thing I've seen a company do
Pornhub needs a pre and post nut comment section
A girl kicked my nuts in school, nobody does anything, and they teachers even saw it, BUT THE SECOND I TAP A GIRL ON THE SHOULDER AND ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH HER BRA I GET DETENTION WHAT THE FUCK
Jeez school sexist much?
Edit: thanks for the awards guys, it really was unnecessary lol thank you! I woke up and I’m trying to read all 100 of your comments/replies give me some time I’ll either reply to you or give some orange arrows
Second edit: okay I’m sorry I was really pissed at the time and gave no backstory. We were switching classes and she ran into me and looked at me dead in the eye and said to watch where I was going. I told her that she bumped into me and she was being an annoying prick so then she kicked me in the nuts. Later that day two periods after she was in front of me and she dropped an eraser so while I was maintaining my focus on my book I picked it up and tapped her shoulder, holding it out to her, but she was wearing a tshirt and it was kind of hanging on one side of her neck so the other side you could almost see the shoulder that’s how I accidentally touched it I didn’t even look when I tapped her I was reading
if your not a mythology nut this seems like a easy guess since he rules the underworld
Milky Way is a female Snickers. No nuts and more milky.
Guys they nutted in a nut
You're saying I get to nut, and save Australia?
TIL ABBA's famous outfits were chosen because of Swedish tax law. If they bought cloths for performance they could get a tax deduction, but they had to prove they couldn't be worn on the street. According to Björn "we looked like nuts [...] Nobody can have been as badly dressed on stage as we were" theguardian.com/music/201…
If they bring back this gear I'll give up my left nut (art credit goes to KevinRagnit)