Crazy someone would actually drive with this many nuts missing.
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β€˜Police just went nuts’: Charges dropped after video surfaces of police beating student, other protesters with batons inquirer.com/news/philade…
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post nut clarity
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I would nut if I heard all of them talk at once.
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A-380 landing during a storm shows why aircraft grade parts cost a bit more than your average nuts & bolts.
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This β€œdude” is a β€œnut”.
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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.

Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!

ETA: GUYS! Thanks so much for the upvotes, I've never had so many! Y'all made my night!

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Post-nut clarity is gonna get us all
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(2013) Blake Griffin goes off the backboard and the bench goes absolutely nuts. gfycat.com/heftyastonishi…
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The Prequel fandom in a nut shell v.redd.it/20rh27ykx7v41
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NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT
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Drives me nuts no one in the MSM will acknowledge our cities are desperate for funding for schools, roads infrastructure, etc and yet police depts. were apparently stocked floor to ceiling with riot gear, guns, vests, tear gas, plastic bullets, cars, mini tanks, helmets, face guards, bullets etc

Schools: underfunded

Teachers:underpaid

Infrastructure: crumbling

Roads: falling apart

Homeless: Fuck you we put up spikes on the bench you tried to sleep on get fucked loser

Water supply: poisoned

And on and on and on and on and on it goes.

But full blown riot gear to squash a citizen uprising??

OH HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! We got that shit for days! stocked floor to ceiling! Unlimited funding, all the money you need in the world!

They just rolled that shit out! Its been sitting in wharehouses and store rooms just waiting for this moment. Its absolutely insane and no one on the cable or network news will bring this up.

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Dude busted a nut and continued to watch
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UPDATE: MIL went nuts after I revealed that I had a hysterectomy 18 months ago.

And apparently it’s OUR fault the family is being ripped apart because of it.

I posted last week about my MIL who flipped out when she learned I had a medically necessary hysterectomy while giving birth to mine and DH’s only child 18 months ago. Then late last week, she tried to rug sweep in an attempt to get pictures of DD.

I know some people suggested we just ignore MIL, but DH and I wanted to say our peace and make sure MIL knew that she was no longer welcome in our home. At this point, she’s blocked on all of our social media, our emails are set to put her emails into a separate folder, and her numbers are set on Do not disturb on our phones, (god forbid we need proof of crazy later on.)

DH emailed her, I think it was too long, but it’s his side of the family, he’s the one who gets to choose how to deal with them. Then he texted her only β€œGo check your email.”

I won’t copy and paste the entire thing, but my favorite parts were:

β€œYou’re not the one I parent with, so I’m not s

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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My sister’s first Tinder date ended with his nuts on her face v.redd.it/1kj3js10q2051
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Michael Jordan on the one NBA player he couldn't stand the most: "I don't really dislike anybody in the league, but playing Reggie Miller drives me nuts. It's like chicken-fighting with a woman".

>I don't really dislike anybody in the league, but playing Reggie Miller drives me nuts. It's like chicken-fighting with a woman. His game is all this flopping-type thing. He weighs only 185 pounds, so you have to be careful, don't touch him, or it's a foul. On offense I use all my 215 pounds and just move him out. But he has his hands on you all the time, like a woman holding your waist. I just want to beat his hands off because it's illegal. It irritates me.

>Of course, our guy Dennis Rodman can be irritating. But he used to guard me when he was with Detroit, and I didn't let him get to me. I didn't get irritated by any of the Pistons, because that was their tactic, to get into your head. Dennis gets into Alonzo Mourning's head now. Alonzo's weak in the mind. He has to know how to be tough and overlook those types of things. Alonzo's an intimidator, but sometimes the intimidator can be intimidated. The bully can be bullied.

Source: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/29050123

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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[TJ Lang] Favorite preseason memory. Running no huddle against the Rams. 12 makes an audible at the LOS- β€œPULL, PULL”- which was power left. @JOEL9ONE (Chris Long) stands up from his DE spot and yells β€œPull? Pull these nuts Aaron!!” The whole LOS broke out in laughter and we got stuffed. twitter.com/tjlang70/stat…
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Squirrel trying to hide some nuts in a dog
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Truck Nuts are a warning (cone)...checks out
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Everyday this squirrel trades dried leaves for fresh nuts at this woman's apartment window. v.redd.it/uinzez6ypnw41
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Let me nut in peace!
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r/WeekendGunnit Is An Alt-Right Sub For Racist Gun Nuts. They Talk Nonstop About Inciting A "Boogaloo", Which Is Their Term For A Race War. web.archive.org/web/20200…
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Aww, that’s nuts!
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The spooky nut
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2kg Steel Castle Nut imgur.com/QCQgDtp
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Guys who drive vehicles with β€œnuts” hanging from the bottom, why?
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TIL Crows in Japan learned to crack walnuts by dropping them in a crosswalk. the birds hop in front of the cars and place walnuts. After the lights turn green the vehicles drive over the nuts, cracking them open. when it’s time to cross again, the crow join the pedestrians and pick up their meal. pbs.org/lifeofbirds/brain…
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It tasted worse than it looked and had no nuts
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TIL about Ghost Stories, an anime that did so poorly in Japan they gave the American dub free reign to do whatever they wanted and the voice over team went nuts. bloody-disgusting.com/tv/…
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So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
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Malak took my fluffy boy. Call me John Wicks because I’m going nuts.
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PsBattle: this soccer player getting kicked in the nuts
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A-380 landing during a storm shows why aircraft grade parts cost a bit more than your average nuts & bolts.
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To make sure your rear bike wheel is perfectly in the centered when tightening the nuts after maintenance. Cut a rubber cork perfectly in half with a knife and squeeze each half between the wheel and bars, on both sides. Helps me so much with my bike repairs. And remember to recycle ;)
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Nut a cop, take a nap
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how to unscrew an old nut? v.redd.it/7r8mvsm8k6151
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Praise be nut
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Walmart employee goes nuts because a customer didn't want to show her receipt v.redd.it/2abzo42mrdw41
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I made a simulation of the Brazil nut effect with LIGGGHTS! v.redd.it/c0ihymo5rc151
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To All You Nut Lovers Out There
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in a nut
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Poll: Most Americans Think Trump’s Push to Open the Country ASAP Is Nuts vanityfair.com/news/2020/…
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Posting here because I don’t have the nuts to post on facebook

Portland police have been shooting tear gas and rubber bullets into peaceful protests for the decade that I’ve been paying attention, especially the past four years. Taking a knee a few hours before tear gassing a majority peaceful demonstration is a pr stunt. It isn’t cute or meaningful, it’s camera candy for the media. β€œBut there’s a curfew”. If you think that police imposing physical harm on citizens is an appropriate response to being out past their bedtime, shut the fuck up. Police are in place to arrest people so that they can be tried for their crimes. They aren’t there to live out some judge dredd fantasy about being the judge jury and executioner. Beating people in New York is a crime. Shooting tear gas through people’s front doors for no real reason in Minneapolis is a crime. Taking a knee before engaging in crimes doesn’t make them not crimes.

I know this sub has been full of this style rant for a minute and I’m not the most articulate dude, but I can’t say this elsewhere

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Le nut juice has arrived
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Sat down to feed a squirrel some nuts and he climbed on to my knee.. I now visit him daily to feed him. Help me name him! v.redd.it/fmho174ysls41
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AJ Styles was always nuts at Lockdown gfycat.com/evenunpleasant…
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BABY GIRL TRYNA GET A NUT v.redd.it/oub66w5smrz41
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Everyday this squirrel trades dried leaves for fresh nuts at this woman’s apartment window
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Old guy punches dude in the nuts, dude gets pissed and KO's him with a solid knee v.redd.it/ofb9uclr69r41
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My dog goes absolutely nuts for these dehydrated sweet potato chews that I made with my thrifted dehydrator!
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Rich kids in zoom class keep making the One Joke and it’s driving me nuts
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Lord Nut has a confusion
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Let’s get nuts
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TIL of John Smeaton, an airport worker who kicked an attempted suicide bomber in the nuts. He would later be awarded the Queen's Gallantry Medal. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gla…
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Nuts:
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NNJ-NO NUT JUNE

Hey fapstronauts let s make this challenge. Let s no nut the whole month of June to start becoming a better man! Let me know if you accept this challenge!

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Symmetry on Rafael Brandao is just nuts.
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From an ER doc in NYC today: β€œToday. Is. F’ing. Nuts. It kinda blew up here. And sending home lots of people undoubtedly positive because we don’t test on discharged patients. This has been spreading a long time.” twitter.com/chrislhayes/s…
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Cursed_nut
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Customer shows daughter β€œright” way to tighten lug nuts...
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I don’t carrot all if this does nut get into hot
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Ever since I watched "Parks and Rec" I keep using Tom Haverford's quote, " That's a baller move" and it drives my wife and kids crazy. What's your favorite quote that drives friends and family nuts?

Also, quote Fury Road non-stop.

Kids fail at something: "MEDIOCRE"

I'm about to try something stupid that will hurt me: " I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!"

aaaand so on....

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Squirrel trying to hide some nuts in a dog
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Always drives me nuts v.redd.it/5txv8r6ry8051
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With the event being officially announced, what game would make you go nuts if Sony ends the event with an β€œOh, and one more thing...” moment?

I have so many I can think of. But I’d love to see footage of Kratos and Atreus fighting an intense epic battle in God of War 2, running on PS5 with ray tracing and some insane graphics. Even if it’s just a tease and ends up being a Holiday 2021 or 2022 release.

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I'll nut everywhere dont worry
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This little guy always bring dried seed to trade for some nuts gfycat.com/gleamingfriend…
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A Series of Unfortunate Events: How one Poorly Timed Nut Sparked Disaster

Edit- Here's a link to my last fuck up if you feel like killing your brain cells: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/g8ku2x/i_fucked_up_by_using_acne_medicine_instead_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

You all enjoyed my last fuck up, so I guess I’m writing you another one. My existence is basically a fucking meme, so I have a lot of these stories.

Our tale begins in an average New York high school, several months ago (before quarantine). First period has yet to start. I had only woken up half an hour ago, and needless to say I had a ginormous log of morning wood. I figured the only way to give it a proper sendoff was to go wack the willy in the school bathroom.

β€œDo I have time?” I ask myself. I check my watch.

7:30, first period begins in 8 minutes.

β€œYeah, I got time.” I smile, and begin the trek towards **d

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Puppey's career is nuts

Puppey's been around the top of this game for a ridiculous amount of time and played alongside so many stars it just blows my mind. To still be innovating and putting together teams and drafts of this caliber, applying creativity in the most serious way we've witnessed in the scene...baffles me.

edit: run-on sentence, its still pretty bad.

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Am I nuts or what?

I’m not sure if this is the correct place to put this, but I woke up this morning and wanted to listen to some classical music. I’ve dabbled in classical music but I’m no seasoned listener, so I decided to listen to Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5, which I’d never listened to before. (it’s so good.)

To say the least, I can feel my mood swelling, almost to the point of bringing me to tears. I’ve always been depressed but I can literally almost feel the dopamine firing in my brain. Is this a normal thing? I’ve never experienced this before in my life. I feel almost euphoric, elated, it’s a hard feeling to describe, but I just feel so full and energetic. It’s really bizarre and incredible and I’m not quite sure what’s going on or if it’s the music at all. What’s up?

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Geoffrey is a nut job 😡 (for any of you who haven't seen this yet) @90day_yahooboy v.redd.it/0q397xlnurz41
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Is anyone into rock climbing? I printed some nuts and a holder for keychains.
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I get the "gun nuts" now.

By "gun nut" I mean the people with 10+ firearms whose closets resemble small armories. For a long time I never really got having more guns than you could easily take to a single range day.

I've always been pro-2A, and in fact I used to shoot a lot growing up. But my time and money priorities drifted and I stopped shooting for a long time. I only had a .22 Buckmark anyway, so any range day would just be a one note affair.

But a couple of years ago my grandfather passed and I inherited a couple of long guns and that started to rekindle my interest. Last year I made my first actual purchase thanks to the Siren song for the wallet that is r/gundeals: an LEO trade-in S&W 10-6 (I had been entertaining the idea of a .38 and for $300 I figured why the fuck not). I took it to the range and remembered how much I liked doing that. Covid kind of derailed my plans to go out more but I made my second purchase ever with my stimulus check. This time a gun I had wanted for many years, a

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Muta clean the nut off your pop filter please bro
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A Friend Told Me About Steelseries, and I Went Nuts. I LOVE my new equipment
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Weakest character who could kick Superman in the nuts and make him feel it?

r/OuchMyBalls and r/whowouldwin crossover.

Superman isn't resisting or escaping, so questions of whether a character is fast enough to kick him or suchlike doesn't matter. It's a free shot. Likewise, he won't take vengeance, so any considerations in that regard don't matter. (Why is Superman just standing here and letting people kick him in the nuts, you ask? Look, dude saves the multiverse, like, once a month. I feel he's earned the right to do whatever weird bullshit he likes.)

To be clear, the title isn't entirely literal: he has to actually feel pain, not just notice the kick. It does need to be an actual, physical kick, though. Force blasts and telekinesis and so forth are not allowed, although you can use them to empower your kick if you want. Only one kick per contestant.

How wins in this Quarentine Madness Inspired battle?

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When you can't get up from the couch because this little fluff nut is snuggled up next to you and acting all cute
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Watching all these dashcam videos makes me feel like I'm the only nut who talks to himself while driving.

I hear awful music, people having conversations, etc. I guess I'm the only nutjob who talks to himself the whole time I'm driving. I'm in the process of buying a cam and think I should probably mute the audio!

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Only the French can design a nut with 7 flats. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
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Order of 200 nuts just rolled in. imgur.com/uCXhROr
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[REQUEST] Honolulu Cookie Company Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut Cookie Recipe
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This wholenut chocolate I got only has 4 nuts in it
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Trying to save some money when buying nuts and dried fruit? Try looking in the aisle for baking ingredients!

As nuts are a staple of my diet, I buy a lot of them, but they can be pricey. I recently found that at least the more common variants are sold at a fraction of the price as baking ingredients. For example, a package of 100g-200g of whole hazel nuts can cost between 2 € and up to 3-4€ depending on the brand. At the same time, roasted and shredded hazel nuts cost 0.59€ per 100g in the baker's section. Coconut shavings are also really cheap there, as well as thinly sliced almonds. All of them make a great addition to cereals, fruit bowls, salads or can be used to cover banana slices for a cheap and healthy snack.

Due to them being usually chopped or sliced, you might not be able to use them for everything, but if you can substitute at least part of your usual staples that way, you will save a bit.

Raisins are also two to three times cheaper in the baker's aisle compared to the dried fruit section.

(This applies to a typical German supermarket, so your MMV, but it surely couldn't hurt

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How do you stop your kids from hitting you in the nuts 1000 times a day?

I think I’m going to save a ton of money on a vasectomy at this rate. I have two year old twin girls and they’ve grown to optimal potato mashing height.

Thankfully they don’t do it on purpose (yet) but I feel like I’ve spent the past month in near constant pain and the only I’ve been able to speak is that guttural gasp that comes as every bit of your soul is forced out of every orifice and your vision turns to static.

Every single action seems tailor made to inflict as much damage as possible. Every interaction an opportunity to bring daddy to their level.

β€œDaddy pick me up!” But first I’m going to use your man purse as a speed bag to get your attention.

β€œGive daddy a hug!” But first make sure you head butt him like you’re trying to score the championship goal from across the pitch.

β€œClimb up on the couch with daddy.” His giblets can be used as an emergency hand hold for greater leverage.

I love my children but if I met a genie I’d ask for a time machine, a box of Trojans, and

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You know what? I'll risk it: I'll give MY left nut to have this armor back:
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Just noticed this and now it’s going to drive me nuts
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β€˜It’s nuts down there’ -- Lawlessness spikes in Portland’s Old Town as coronavirus shutters businesses oregonlive.com/coronaviru…
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Hungry squirrel exchanges seed for dried nuts with human v.redd.it/c5j03xdgcjt41
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Cashew is actually nuts (badum tss)
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Cursed_nut
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I'll bet my left nut there's going to be another spike in Covid cases.

We live in an area that has until now been generally compliant with social distancing, granted there's always a handful of plebs.

The last few days however, social distancing seems to have gone out the window. There's tonnes of people from different households mixing and hanging out as normal and people en masse acting the bollix.

My partner and myself are young enough but in a slightly higher risk category (pre existing medical issues), we abide by the rules and the recent change in a lot of people's attitude is genuinely fucking infuriating.

Some people must interpret 'staggered lifting of restrictions' as 'let's go back to normal now'.

I'm going to call it, the numbers will likely spike over the coming weeks and it's going to drag on longer and longer because people can't have a little foresight and self control when there's a bit of sunshine.

The situation isn't easy on anyone and fair play to everyone that is doing their bit.

My left nut is prosthetic so I don't mind if

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This community in a NUT-shell
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"NUTS!"
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This picture was taken near Haymarket, VA, located near the site of two major Civil War battles. When I took it, I thought the mist rising from a pond was kind of cool, but now looking at it on zoom, it looks like three soldiers marching in the direction of the Manassas battlefields. Am I nuts?
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Screw No Jerk Off June, My Name is No Nut Noah!!!

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Anybody know what country stamped nut sacks on their mags?
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