If God created a Reddit post asking for suggestions on the next update of Earth, what would you comment?
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A Muslim American Student Entered The Secret Number Of The Door Of The Mosque Next Door during a Shooting Incident (HERO) gfycat.com/lividmassivedr…
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Earth is accelerating towards sixth mass extinction event that could see the β€˜disintegration of civilisation’, with β€˜more than 500 species on course to go extinct in next two decades,’ scientists warn independent.co.uk/environ…
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This pupper absolutely adores the old man living next door and will constantly wait at the window to see if he's around gfycat.com/nauticalinfini…
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In X-Men: Days Of Future Past (2014) when Wolverine awakens in the past, the girl he wakes up next to calls him Jimmy instead of Logan due to the fact he hadn't lost his memory from the adamantium bullet yet. His real name is James Howlett
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TIL When Congress imposed a gag rule in 1836 to suppress debate about slavery, ex-President John Quincy Adams refused to comply, risking censure and spending the next eight years introducing thousands of antislavery petitions until the rule was repealed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joh…
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1940-My Great Great Grandma with Babe Ruth. She had a boat in New York that was docked next to his. She’s wearing his captains hat. They were buddies. This is my favorite picture ever.
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Ari Aster ('Midsommar', 'Hereditary') Discusses His Next Project, Describes It As A 4-Hour "Nightmare Comedy" theplaylist.net/ari-aster…
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Little accident next to Walmart... v.redd.it/dcyads04fn351
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Gainesville police received a noise complaint regarding kids playing basketball. Not only does officer Barry White play basketball with them but he brings a special guest with him on his next visit! v.redd.it/15wpeco4ow251
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The plot of the last movie you watched is what's gonna happen next in 2020. What is it?
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This dude made a custom Zoom background for his next meeting where he brings himself a cup of tea (by Jaws19show
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Justin Trudeau’s Assault-Rifle Ban Could Cost Gun Sellers Hundreds of Millions: Firearms retailers says the ban will decimate their industry and are lobbying gun owners to vote Conservative in the next election. vice.com/en_ca/article/pk…
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I baked some Shonen Jump Heroes. Who should I make next ?
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If you're wondering why the driver's window is clean, it's because it was down when the truck next to me drove through the puddle. And also, if you were wondering, I can tell you what puddle water tastes like.
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Told my (20M) parents that I'm planning to spend next month with my GF (21F) at her apartment near our college. Mom texted my GF the following. I don't remember the last time anyone in our fam went to church.
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Happened in the next town over.
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Space X next generation
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Starting next week, fart sounds will be replaced with a sound of your choosing. What sound should it be?
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A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, β€œMy dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket. β€œVery good,” said the teacher. Next, Mary said, β€œWe are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks.” The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched . β€œVery good,” said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.

Next it was Barney’s turn to tell his story: β€œMy dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.” β€œGo on,” said the teacher, intrigued.

β€œAunt Karen drank the whiskey on t

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I don't want to burst the hype bubble, but I think a lot of people are forgetting that this next season is part of the Y3 season pass. The likelihood of it being drastically different from what we've already seen is very slim.

To be honest, I think the community is getting far too hyped over literally nothing. Been seeing a lot of "they haven't shown us anything so it must mean x". I think we need to consider what we've already seen of year 3 and temper expectations.

Bungie may have said "season 11 will be like no other time in Destiny", they also said "we didn't want to release trials half baked". They have a history of over-hyping and under-delivering.

People have seen what a Y3 season can offer, and really, it's nothing gamechanging - the Y4 expansion could be great, but I honestly doubt they will have made some incredible changes to improve things before then.

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What’s one of those meals where the leftovers are just as good, if not better the next day?
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I made a fountain clock! Every new season the next shrub will bloom clockwise!
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[Satire] It is 8 AM. I am Silver 2 Livestock. The Bronze to Challenger streamer queues up for his next game, and I am in it.

"Player five-kay-alpha, time to wake up!"

My eyes blink away the crust that had formed in their corners. How long had it been since they last chose me, since they used me last? My own internal biological clock claims to weeks of dormancy.

An electronic voice bleats from the sole speaker of my gray, padded room. It tells me to do something, I obey before the command has even finished. I rise quickly and make my way over to the stainless steel trough. It is opposite to my sleep chamber, a now-hallow silver pill large enough to house my weak body.

"Go to your feeding trough, we need yer nice and plump, heh-heh-heh."

FWOOMP. The chamber on the east side of the trough jettisons Silver 2 kibble feed into my trough. I stoop down and start bringing the food to my mouth. It is mushy, rife with water content that will keep me hydrated without the aid of the stasis sleep tube. My teeth are quickly speckled with what I can't swallow, and I fervently wish to feel a toothbrush against my teeth

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This is my car which I am very proud of. I parked it next to a Ferrari today.
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i have video of the next chapter in destiny 2 teaser

https://imgur.com/a/fRJgpUN

I have found it on the Instagram page it got deleted almost instantly

Edit: My friend is astartes_m41 so we have decided to spread the word this way thanks guys

Edit: https://www.instagram.com/p/CA5xHhbAqAj/ This is the original insta its still not fully live

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There is one technological advantage current/next-gen consoles have over PC's: Auto suspend/Resume games.

On current-gen consoles you can suspend a game when you want to do something else. Suspend the console as well, and when you wake up you can go do something else.

Ofcourse you can argue that this works in a similar way as alt-tabbing a game, but in that case the game is still actively running in the background. A lot of games also won't survive windows's hibernation mode like it would on console.
With next-gen consoles we are seeing something fancier: Game states will be fully commited to disk when you decide to suspend them. You can switch back and forth between games and fully reboot your OS without an issue.

I wonder if we can replicate this on modern pc's. We have NVMe's that make the same suspension trick very possible, but as far as I'm aware we don't have the software that can do this: Maybe an extra "suspend" feature in your game launcher. Possibly something Microsoft could relatively easy do with their launcher since all their games run in a walled environment and they alr

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[Fanart] Here's a Marzia's fanart I did! she's so gorgeous and cute, Felix is a really lucky man (and she's lucky 2, specially now that he has that six pack pumping out all set to rock...). My next Fanart will be Pewdiepie! regardless, hope you like it!
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Who’s next on the list?
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Next it could be the neighbor and his pitbull
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For some people who made the "See you next year!" joke at the end of 2019, it'll actually be like a year before they see you again.
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A ticket for littering is next v.redd.it/ppnmcn8t0sw41
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Trump and Pence should go into self-quarantine for the next 2 weeks β€” according to the government's own coronavirus guidelines businessinsider.com/trump…
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Kobe Bryant's death was tragic but has no right to be next to the worst events of 2020

Alright, I get it. His death was tragic and was a loss to many people he influenced, But people still seem to be blowing it out of proportion. People made it seem like the world was ending and put more weight on his death then the Coronavirus reaching america back in January. I am also sick of only hearing his name when 8 other people died including his daughter. His death was tragic and untimely but it is in no way comparable to hundreds of thousands dying to Covid-19, Millions of people losing their jobs, the fires in Australia or any other thing that is happening in the world. There is so much crazy stuff happening that it does a disservice to say he had any part in the world running shit first into a fan.

Speaking of fans, I get it, But Kobe is objectively not the best basketball player. I will link another post in the comments of him being overrated. However, my main point is that even if was the greatest player ever, we still lost more to sports as a whole from everything being

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Earth preloading next month's world disaster
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So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week

She said: "Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of small diamonds."

I asked her: "What do you think it means?"

She smiled and said: "I don't know..."

Flash forward to her birthday, with all our family members at the table, I gave her my present.

I still don't know why she didn't like this book called 'Dreams and their Meanings'.

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A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.

"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.

"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"

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So what do you think the next big thing that will make people forget the protests will be?
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This dude made a custom Zoom background for his next meeting where he brings himself a cup of tea (by Jaws19show) gfycat.com/inferiorglamor…
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If your next expansion is going to be about The Nine, announcing it on the 9th at 9am for release on the 9/9 is probably the best thing ever.

Galaxy brain move (because the Nine are galaxies too)

And could explain why they are cutting it so close to the next season for the season announcement and the year announcement.

Huge Edit - it’s Destiny’s 9th expansion to date. So many Nines.

(Aslso gold. Much love to you all. Spread it around)

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Saw the vet today. He said I should stop eating my delicious cardboard scratcher, then he called me β€œunruly.” F that guy. Mom said I cost as much as a 2008 Honda Civic, but I’m aiming for Tesla status. I can’t wait to get home & scream at my girlfriend next door.
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I graduate from my master's program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
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June is coming in hot with riots and Trump feuding with Twitter. Now taking bets on what's next.
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MAX TO THE MAX! My fanart of our girl Max! Who should be next? <3
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Fan falls on stage at a Paramore concert, and the band all lies down next to her.
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/r/HighQualityGifs is closing down for the next 24 hours in response to current events and Reddit's response as a platform

We share grief in the murder of George Floyd and too many others.

We stand with BLM. We support those who stand against these injustices and fight systemic racism.

u/spez (who also happens to be a /r/HighQualityGifs mod) stated on social media platforms this week that Reddit stands against racism. I hope that is true. I believe it is. But the time has come to stop telling us, and start showing us.

Reddit has allowed racists and racist subreddits to live and spread their hate on this website for far too long. They have seen hate, racism and violence and looked the other way, or used a "quarantine" to banish it to some hidden corner of Reddit. Out of sight, out of mind, right? But that's not good enough anymore. It is time to take action. Please stop giving hate a home on Reddit.

We ask that Redditβ€”at the very leastβ€”take concrete action to ban and remove users and communities who perpetuate racism.

Not censor. Not quarantine. Remove.

HQG posts will be restricted for at least 24 ho

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He's right about everything. It needs to change next season, Do you agree? v.redd.it/zcolxrpesn251
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/r/NFL, Fighting Racism, and Our Next Steps

Reddit is a safe space for racism. It shouldn't be.

The United States has a long-standing, inter-generational race relations issue. The internet has exacerbated this through euphemistic language - the technique which began with Barry Goldwater’s thinly disguised β€˜states rights’ campaign is now commonplace and used every minute on this website to dismiss the concerns of ethnic minorities, women, LGBTQI+, and many others.

Racism is an intrusion of cockroaches living in the walls of Reddit. You may see one skittering across the floor, or racing away after you disturb its hiding spot, but that’s only one of the greater den this website harbors. Over years of inaction, this website has continued to allow anti-ethnic sentiments and communities to fester, tucked away in their own safe spaces, venturing out to provoke, incense and recruit.

/u/spez speaks against racism but every minute provides it a home on Reddit.

/u/spez claims β€œthe best defense against racism and other repugnant views,

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[TWEET] Randy Orton in response to Ciampa: Looks like I hurt the feelings of the self appointed lockeroom leader of a wrestling school. Let me know what time #legslap class starts so I can take my game to the next level. twitter.com/RandyOrton/st…
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AITA for telling my husband if his sister isn’t moved out by Jan next year I’ll be the one moving out?

I know how the title sounds!

I’ve been with my husband since I was 17 and he was 20, his sister is 4 years younger than him.

3 years into our relationship we got married, I’m 28 now.

I gave birth 8 months ago and I’m currently 6months pregnant with our second.

Two years ago my husbands sister lost her flat, she had a 2 year old so I of course agreed to let her stay with us- rent for her is Β£200 a month (which barely covers her food) and we specified she would have to tidy up after herself and her child because my husband and I both work full time.

I’ve been off for a while now, I’m still working from home though but no longer go into the office and while his sister has never been the tidiest (she did the bare minimum) she now does absolutely nothing apart from making a mess.

My husband helps out sometimes but, bless his heart, he can burn water and he has no back bone meaning despite only having one child at the moment I’m tidying up after two, three if you count his sister.

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WIBTA If I potentially humiliate my mom next time she tells a specific embarrassing story about me?

Let me preface this by saying that while this story might paint my mother in a bad light, she did have flaws but was also a very supportive and good mom.

I’m 24 now.

My mom loves to tell embarrassing stories from my childhood to people. I don’t mind most of them but there is one in particular that really makes me angry every time she tells it because of the backstory. Which is as follows:

I was probably 12/13 and near puberty, my mom was always very open about the changes I would be soon experiencing and bought me everything I needed for when the day came. I was nervous about it but not really embarrassed. My mom had a shower with a clear glass door that I would use because it was a lot nicer than mine.

One day she’s in the shower and her phone rings and it’s her boyfriend. He was nice and at that point I had met him a few times and liked him. From the shower, she says go ahead and answer and say hello. As I go to answer the phone stops ringing so I unlock it and it opens to the

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I'm 30 years old and today I am 8 years sober from heroin and I sign up for college classes next week.

I know it may not seem like a big deal but to me it is. I started using heroin at age 16 and I never thought I'd be here today.

It has been the hardest journey of my life, but I keep pushing on.

I told my mom and she shrugged it off. But when I told my mother in law she was ecstatic. She has no idea what that means to me.

Edit: I want to say thank you to everyone who commented! I'm trying to get to all of you, but if I can't tonight I will tomorrow! All of you have really touched my heart!

Edit 2: I'm a female lol not that it matters I am just not used to being called by dude nouns πŸ™ˆ what matters is the fact that there's so many of you showing such kindness and beautiful words!

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To those who will complain for the next few months that the season is too short and WDC title isn't real. The first year with 20 or more races was 2012.

50's and 60's only had between 8-13 races per year. 80's and 90's only had 16 per year. I know there will be a tonne of these posts over the next few months, so let's knock it on the head early. Who wins, wins.

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AITA for demanding my brother gives me thousands of pounds for next few years after he crashed into my car when he had a seizure?

I (19f) live with my parents. My older brother (25) moved back in at the beginning of the current event. My brother is an alcoholic, and he has epilepsy. His doctors have told him he should not drink at all, as alcohol will trigger his seizures because of the medication (I'm not sure on the specifics but basically, he is not supposed to drink). When he takes his medication properly and doesn't drink, he rarely has seizures and can always sense them coming, and because of this, he is allowed to drive. Nobody advises that he does drive, though.

I live in the UK, and I passed my driving test last December. I bought myself a little car with my student loan, and I insure it on my own. My insurance is 1.5k a year, the car was 1k, and my income for the year is 7k as I'm at uni and I only have my student loan. I pay my parents rent, around 1k for the year.

My brother recently went to the store for our family shop. The store is about a five minute drive from our house. Nobody is happy about h

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I just woke up to my mom sitting in the chair next to my bed LOOKING through my phone

I asked her why she was doing this

"I'm your mother"

I said, "If I was doing this i would get grounded."

"Yep."

"Do I not have privacy?"

What she said next phisically pains me

"Well, I'm sitting here next to you waiting for you to wake up with nothing to do, so I was bored."

"Why were you waiting?"

"you have schoolwork and I want you to get started on it"

"Then tell me to get started on it and don't look through my stuff!"

I don't know how long she was there, or what she looked through, but damn, really?

Edit: Yes I have a password. I'm not THAT stupid. Somehow she figured it out and here we are.

Edit 2: To all the people saying "Well, you don't pay for it, so screw you."

That's akin to saying, "Do you pay for the house? No. So take the door off the bathroom."

Edit 3: There's a bunch of people saying that I should be happy I have a phone. I am. 100%. The problem I have is that we're all entitled to privacy (even my fucking mother) no matter if it's online, offline

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HELLO EVERYONE!! This time I have drawn πŸŽ¨πŸ–ŒοΈπŸŽ¨πŸ–ŒοΈ the LL Vegeta Ssjg SsjπŸ”₯πŸ”₯. I think this is one of my best pieces but let me know what you think in the comments 😊😊. I'll be uploading the speed-paint video in the following days. I would also like to know what you guys want me to draw next πŸŽ¨πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
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Division promos going away next season.

Mark Yetter aka RiotScruffy on twitter:

>Another update on ranked and matchmaking improvements that were working on.
>
>We’ve seen some real matchmaking wins so far and division promos are going away next season. Lots more info in the blog if you want to know everything:

https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/dev/dev-updates-on-2020-ranked-matchmaking/

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