John Thompson was home alone when he had both his arms ripped off in a farming accident. However, he still managed to get up and dial for help via holding a pencil in his mouth. He survived and both his arms were reattached.
Imagine taping your child’s mouth to spread your anti mask trafficking conspiracy on Facebook.
This is actually worse than Big Mouth
LPT: If you see a shockwave, turn away, cover your ears, and open your mouth
"I have tinnitus and it is high pitched synthesiser and it's all the time. The rest of my life. I am a former 0311 marine (infantry). Open your mouth if you see a shockwave and cover your ears. Also turn away" — u/toolfan73
Comment about the explosion that happened on Beirut, Lebanon. Stay safe everyone!
More LPTs from the comments:
"And step away from the window asap. Stop filming and hide!" — u/angeAnonyme
"They tought me in the army to be on my elbows and knees, facing away from the explosion, abdomen not touching the ground, put your thumbs in your ears, your fingers over your eyes, and open your mouth.
It is to prevent intestinal, ear, and lung damage caused by explosives, oh and to prevent your eyes from leaving the sockets." — u/xyrt123
This parasite feasts on a fish's tongue until it atrophies and falls off — then it lives in the fish's mouth as its new tongue. It's called a tongue-eating louse
Would anyone care to guess which one is currently lining my mouth?
Cursed itch on the roof of the mouth.
My mouth does water when I seem some exposed skin like that
In The Batman (?0?1), Bruce Wayne becomes a Coronavirus-themed villain who dresses up as a Bat and refuses to wear a mask over his nose and mouth
Does anyone else like to make strange noises with their mouths when no one's around?
This is a phonetic map of the human mouth! It shows where each sound that forms a word comes from, from your lips to your throat.
Why is the air cooler when your mouth is like this :o rather than like this :O
the beta put a bad taste in my mouth lol
I relapsed harder than I have ever relapsed. Huge polydrug 4 day abuse psychosis/ bartard blackout. I can't feel my big toes anymore. I'm covered in cuts and bruises. No idea what's happened. I should be dead. Chemical burns on inside of mouth.
I had been soberish for two months (just weed and a bit of nicotine) and had been amassing a large variety of chems for the come back (I had phenibut, kratom, valium, etizolam, Xanax, GBL, 2fma, 3fpm, MDMA, 4FA, 2CB, 4homet, 4acodmt, LSD and amphetamine sulphate to choose from). We had just been to my grans funeral, I come back and decide tonight is the night for a nexus flip.
When I first get home I took some phenibut (2.5gs), I snort 3 25mg Green Mario Mushroom 2cb pills. I remember thinking I wanna trip on 4homet too. So I take 1mg etizolam because the phenibut hasn't hit yet. THEN I weigh out 400mg MDMA and swallow it (yes yes I know I know). I had this pre prepared vial of 50mg/ml 4homet (about 100+mg left) and I downed it all. I definitely went out and saw a friend but I don't know what happened after. Apart from I eyeballed some GBL and passed out on my floor absolutely covered in bruises and cuts. (Maybe took more benzos or kratom no clue).
The next day I feel like absolute
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Bad mouth me and assume I don’t speak the language? I’ll kill you with kindness
Obligatory “I’m on mobile sorry for the formatting.”
I am a light skinned Latina American and I lived in Korea for a couple of years during university and grad school, as my major was Korean Interpretation and Translation. During my time in Korea I was lucky enough to attend music shows from time to time. For the kpop uninitiated, music shows are free to enter, provided you have at least 1 of 3 items: a) a copy of the album of the group you’re coming to see, b) proof of purchase of the album digitally on one of the approved music vendors in Korea, or c) the official lightstick from the most recent concert.
Priority entry was always given to official fan club members who had all 3, then fan club members who had 2 of the 3, and then fan club members who had one. After that came non-members in the same priority tier.
The group I had come to see hadn’t opened official fan club registration in almost a decade, so the group’s management decided to do away with the fan club priority and
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DE, be ready for tickets from MRs 8 titled: 'OMG I sold my favorite Frame for some Helmut mouth, pls revert.'
This system should be gated at that higher Mastery Ranks. New players will be overwhelmed and do mistakes like that.
TIL about Cristina Zenato, a professional diver in the Bahamas, who is known as the "Shark Whisperer", who likes to nuzzle sharks as if they were dogs or cats. She has so far removed over 300 hooks from sharks' mouths mensjournal.com/adventure…
Utah Marine stands alone at Utah Capitol with 'I can't breathe' covering his mouth
Snoop Dogg Crashes Chika's Live Stream: "I'm here to tell you I fuck with your music. I love your shit. I play it. I enjoy it. I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you hear it from me, from the Dogg's mouth" (Video and article) billboard.com/articles/ne…
🔥 When you catch a fish with his dinner still in his mouth.
Here ya go, reddit! The new and improved Erik Cowie!! 48-hour full-mouth transformation!
People who can express themselves clearly and make themselves understood whenever you open your mouth: How the hell do you do that?
If u leave ur mouth open...
You can shove a CD up your ass and play the music through your mouth
These little shits that pop into your mouth once in a while.
John Thompson was home alone when he had both his arms ripped off in a farming accident. However he still managed to get up and dial for help by holding a pencil in his mouth. He survived and both his arms were reattached.
Hi all, I’m new here! This is me with a hibiscus flower in my mouth 🌺 like4like comment4comment
When an armadillo lizard feels threatened, it grabs its tail in its mouth and curl up a tight ball
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
I wanted to show off the quiet book i made for my son (sorry for the tooth falling out of the hippos mouth lol) v.redd.it/5qjh7eko5gg51
Her human says that “Myla falls asleep in the pool with the tennis ball in her mouth almost everyday. She catches herself rocking to her right here, but the best is when her nose hits the water as she falls asleep.” v.redd.it/2f17m1vu48851
Your tonsils have a tiny lightbulb and when u open ur mouth it glows like when u open fridge
Horse mouth (by Ilya Rogov)
From the Popeyes in my town. In a town full of rednecks and methheads, make sure your equipment doesn't mouth function!
LPT: If you answer a call on speakerphone, literally the first words out of your mouth should be "Hey, you're on speakerphone"
Edit: Yes, your regular earpiece can be louder than you think, and at full volume it can be loud enough for other people to hear even if you think you're having a private conversation. Please keep that in mind
Even if you think you're alone, you might have left a window open, and your walls and doors are probably thinner than you think. It's just a good habit to make.
Edit: Yes, you should probably also mention who is on speakerphone with you, especially at work.
Edit: Also, if you answer someone on speakerphone without telling them and you KNOW there are people around you, you're a colossal tactless fuck and I hope they talk about your most embarrassing secret because you deserve it, since they could just as easily start talking about their own most embarrassing secret.
Edit: It's not just about talking shit on other people in the room! I refer you to the above edit. Someone might call you to tell you their child has cancer, or they might be getting a divorce, and it's not THEIR r
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My former boss offered me my job back (rather a better one) with a mouth-watering compensation package way north of $150k. Would I be a fool to decline it?
I recently got a call from my former boss. He offered me a higher account management position with a mouth-watering compensation package significantly north of $150k with performance-based bonuses. It is very tempting. My wife thinks it is a no brainer. I think it'd be a step backward. My small business may not be much but it is mine. What do you think?
Here is a bit of the backstory: I had worked at this particular big marketing agency for 8 out of the 15 years of my professional career in marketing/software engineering. While there, I produced some of the most successful campaigns for F500 clients. Nonetheless, I was underpaid and invisible. I ended up quitting last year to start my own boutique digital agency.
Things have been going fine for the most part. Sure, COVID-19 complicated my plans a bit and I had to recalibrate, but I am still here chugging along. I admit, sometimes I do feel the full weight of being responsible for my team's livelihoods especially in this non-assur
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Dolphins learn unusual hunting behavior from their friends, using giant snail shells to trap fish and then shaking the shells to dislodge the prey into their mouths. This is the second known case of marine mammals using tools. sciencemag.org/news/2020/…
“It’s all about the Mouth Feel”
Ribbon Worms capture prey by ejecting a web-like proboscus from their body. The 'catch' is then pulled back to its mouth. (Warning: No prey consumed, but it's still freaky as hell.)
Hail satan man. I'm gunna go put a gun in my mouth now. I cant even my dudes this shits getting dumb
Out of the mouths of babes
Don’t open your mouth Timmy
How many particles of bacteria (or virus )can leave your mouth and nose with and without a face mask
This pretty much took the words out of my mouth. “Be yourself” only works if people approve of your personality. This goes for sense of humor, what you say and when you say it etc... /r/unpopularopinion/comme…
Kissing your children on the mouth is weird.
Any time I see someone kiss their kids on the mouth it weirds me out, especially when the kid goes for the cheek and the adults responds with something like "no no, on the mouth!".
You don't (shouldn't?) do that with any other relative or to your kids when they're older, so why do it when they're young?
“Why don’t you just brush your hair!” Why don’t you shut your dumb mouth
SLPT season your mouth, put steak in there and burn yourself.
Wisłoujście Fortress in Gdańdk- naval base of Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, protecting mouth of Vistula river.
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro on Sunday threatened to punch a reporter repeatedly in the mouth after being asked about his wife's links to an alleged corruption scheme. "I so want to pound your mouth with punches," the far-right president said when a reporter from O Globo, posed the question. ibtimes.com/brazils-bolso…
Was looking at full arts and I just noticed how massive Shipwreck Hoarder's mouth actually is.
Flipped over the 4 wheeler while camping the other night and broke my jaw in 2 places. Mouth is wired shut and stuck on an all liquid diet for next month. Always wear a helmet!!
Deaths from panic attacks are more common than we think among divers. Sheer panic made her unable to even think clearly enough to put her regulator back in her mouth. youtube.com/watch?v=CFCVV…
100 Main Street, Vancouver - 0920 08/19 [I asked the guy if they were both his, and he answered me with a needle dangling from his mouth saying one was his and the other his girlfriends. What do you do in a situation like this?]
Wonder how many pancakes she can shove inside her mouth.
TIL People with pollen allergies can develop "oral allergy symptom" and have mildly allergic reactions to raw fruits/veggies with proteins similar to pollen, such as an itchy mouth/throat. npr.org/sections/thesalt/…
The very first thing describing her [God’s Mouth, Abracadaver]
Yes it is in my mouth I have a huge zit ... 21 y/o
In Avengers: Engame (2019), Loki is depicted wearing a facemask over his mouth, but not his nose, rendering it ineffective in fighting the spread of COVID-19. This demonstrates, without a doubt, that Loki is a "bad guy", because people who do this in real life are bad guys.
Maybe some guys don't realize this, but let us wince when you spurt into our mouths ...
My boyfriend keeps asking me whether he's doing something wrong or whether it's hurting me when I give him head and end up swallowing. I wince a couple of times and the reason is pretty simple. For most healthy guys, cum doesn't dribble out. It shoots. And it's sudden. And its volume unpredictable. It's not the most pleasant experience and it's surprising. So it's okay we wince a little. It's okay sometimes that I close my eyes to control my instincts (which I'm pretty sure isn't telling me to put your dick in my mouth). It's okay that not every time is silky smooth. Just enjoy the amazing gift we give you.
You’re okay with swallowing saliva if it’s already in your mouth. However, you’d find it disgusting if you had to drink a glass full of your own saliva.
John Bolton Didn’t Tell the Truth When It Mattered Most — Instead, he kept his mouth shut until he could cash in on a book deal. washingtonmonthly.com/202…
I fucking hate Donald Trump. Its something EVERY FUCKING DAY with this guy. Everytime he opens his big stupid mouth he does more harm than good.
I am so tired of his shit.
Edit to add: Why can't he just shut the fuck up. I am so mad about the Bubba Wallace tweet I can't even stand it.
She posted a video of her pouring water down a birds mouth. I tried to inform her that it kills birds doing that, she didn’t like that
My cat just came back from one of her evening strolls with someone else's keys in her mouth
Le mouth ulster has arrived
Having a dirty mouth shouldn't justify physicly hurting someone especially your own son
This is the type of sh*t that comes out of his mouth
The fingers in the mouth??
Why do guys like to stick their fingers in our mouths while we’re having sex? What are we supposed to do in return? Do they want me to bite them, suck them? Or are they checking to see if I’m wearing dentures or just have nice teeth?
Open mouth of Adult Hippo
I think I'm about done with mouths crashing against each other, how about you?
All i can think about now when i read that is clacking teeth and cut lips. Gah.
What visually striking movies that leaves your mouth open with every frames
You know those movies that are so beautiful which leaves you stunned and shocked with every moving frames. My favourites are Stalker (basically all Tarkovsky films), 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Assassination Of Jesse James, Blade Runner.
Stalker is definitely my go to visually striking film. With every frame, every movement, it strikes me in every way.
Please suggest me some more visually striking movies below!
This Marine with “I can’t breathe” taped over his mouth stood for hours in silent protest calling for justice for victims of police killings. He stood unmoving for so long in the hot sun at the Utah State Capitol that his shoes melted into the pavement.