Omar Jimenez is back on the air at CNN after being wrongfully arrested earlier this morning
Showering at night is superior to showering in the morning
Hear me out. If you shower in the morning, then go out and walk around, or sit down for a long period of time, or do anything really, you sweat or accumulate germs. If you've previously showered and gotten clean, that cleanliness you've achieved will be no more once you start your day because of this. Why waste a shower? If you shower at night your cleaning off all the crap from the day. Plus, if you wanna get busy with your SO you'll be freshly clean for that where as if you showered in the morning theres a possibility that by the time night time comes around you'll smell like a sewer down there. Nobody wants that, do we? So, just eliminate that possibility by showering at night, or right before that all goes down in other words.
And don't give me that oh I shower twice a day bullshit, that'll dry out your skin faster than a month in the cold winter of the Canadian suburbs..
Edit: Fixed the spelling on sewer, some guy pointed that out. I'm blind so didn't realize lmao shows how little
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Mural painted on 16th street in Washington D.C. near the White House this morning
Society should run in shifts so that people who are naturally night owls can go about their lives comfortably, not just the morning people. This would actually benefit the world in several ways.
I’ve read that in early hunter-gatherer civilizations, people would work & sleep in shifts. Some were awake during the day, some at night, and some in between. This was to ensure the safety of the group, and likely to maximize productivity as well. This seems to be why humans have evolved to be either “morning larks” or “night owls”.
Since these traits still exist in humans, our societies should reflect this. Many people I know are total night owls, and find it very difficult to get out of bed & function at the hours that society demands. Yet they are full of creativity, energy & drive at night, firing on all cylinders & getting some fantastic work done. I believe that if society were to operate in shifts, many of these types of people would choose to work at night & sleep in during the day. There are some jobs that offer night shifts but there are not many, and there are basically no options for dining/shopping/activities/etc late at night.
If this system was p
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Kitchen cabinets decided to yeet themselves at 4 in the morning
‘No Lives Matter’ - an illustration by John Shakespeare in today’s Sydney Morning Herald
TIL Adam Sandler's movie "50 First Dates" inspired a real therapy program in which patients with early dementia watch every morning a video message of support from their loved ones. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_…
This morning a bat crashed into my face and fell into my breakfast. He seemed fine...
This is the only existing photo of Chernobyl taken on the morning of the nuclear accident. The heavy grain is due to the huge amount of radiation in the air that began to destroy the camera film the second it was exposed.
Found this while walking to work this morning. This is gonna suck big time for someone.
This morning there was a swan in my swimming pool.
TIL At 1:10 a.m. on May 9, 1945, night owls in the USSR heard a radio report that Nazi Germany had officially surrendered to the Soviet Union. Rather than wait until morning to celebrate, citizens took to the streets in their pajamas. 22 hours later, the entire country had run out of vodka. mentalfloss.com/article/3…
I was pretty upset after a 12 hour shift I still had to come home and cut the grass, a couple of hits later it rang on me. My own house. My own yard. My problems are many others dream. Good morning beautiful stoners.
My mom issues addresses for a Parish in Louisiana. One of requirements to issue an address is that the building’s front door needs to be in place. This is what she rolled up to this morning.
I was in a long McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
Stunning pink morning light on the slopes of Mt. Baker, take from 128 miles away! [OC][1333x2000] @jakegosline
I took this shoot this morning near my home in northern Bavaria while the fog was lifting up, creating this beautiful scenery [OC] [2500x3200] - more of my landscapes at insta: @glacionaut
The morning of June 6, 1944. US Soldiers heading to Omaha beach.
How I found my GF this morning after introducing her to Civ VI the other day...
[WP] Every morning when you first look in a mirror, you see a small piece of advise for that day, such as “take the subway to work” or “don’t try the free pizza”. Today, the mirror simply says, “RUN”
I found a black widow in my garbage this morning(it is on a web not on the bag)
Our vet clinic cat Bob greets me like this every morning when I let him out for the day. He knows how to open doors so we have to keep him in a cage overnight, or else he will eat the fish in our fishbowls! Best part of my mornings. v.redd.it/64uy0nnz8q051
Friend found this in her letterbox this morning
Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.
Baptist leader condemns church in Trump’s photo op for being lgbtq affirming. Rev. Mohler can stomach pussy grabbing, he can handle Trump fucking a porn star while his wife was pregnant & then lying about it... but fake Jesus forbid a church welcome gay people with open arms on Sunday morning! friendlyatheist.patheos.c…
Her first morning sunshine ever - 8 hours old
As an American, I haven't done enough travel in my own country. Snagged this shot this morning at Grand Teton National Park at sunrise.
Gulianni vs Piers Morgan this morning on Good Morning Britain - a truly delicious unhinged breakdown youtu.be/EHVJEhKHcN0
If you were climbing the First Flatiron around 9:00 this morning...I have a video of you. 3,000mm from 4.08 miles away. v.redd.it/dixookdaul451
Helping an exhausted hummingbird - little guy spent the night trapped in my garage, in the morning couldn't fly, just sat on the floor. So I gave him drops of sugar water for awhile, then I went in the house for a minute and when I came back out he'd flown away. Made me feel good. v.redd.it/3r9c7xsmqd151
Good morning Europe from Corvins' Castle
Left a can of tuna in here to lure a pesky raccoon, found this in the morning
Ladies and gentlemen, they got 'em. Gregory & Travis McMichael have been arrested for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery. There will be a press conference tomorrow morning at 9 AM with further information. gbi.georgia.gov/press-rel…
Tesla is now the most valuable automaker by market capitalization, passing Toyota this morning. Wow!
My dad didn’t know I was going to be on the news this morning so my mom recorded his reaction v.redd.it/ii1gl3ldk2v41
Got a text at work this morning. Girlfriend is new to gaming and is hooked on Stardew
So I heard a loud bang outside my flat this morning
And realised that someone just jumped off my block.
Let’s try to be kinder to one another.
Check in on the people you love.
Always remember that there are people who love you.
Sarah Hegazi, Egyptian LGBT activist who was jailed and assaulted for raising the rainbow flag in Cairo and sought asylum in Canada, took her own life this morning. This is her suicide note. A whole society took part in her death.
Statue of Confederate President Jefferson Davis being removed in Kentucky this morning
‘Good Morning America’ Cuts Ties With Jessica Mulroney Over Alleged Social Media Threat To Black Influencer deadline.com/2020/06/good…
Camden this morning. If you do this, fuck you
[Deal] According to xbdeals.net 319 games went on sale this morning some kind of sale just started xbdeals.net
Boiled an egg this morning and I think something went horribly wrong
Woke up this morning to find a barricade set up at Crab park. This is going to end well.
As a raidlogger logging in for buffs but missing the morning guild drama
Woke up this morning and my dad ate the last three rashers of bacon.
if you're hungry in the morning, you gay
Gates literally open at the White House this morning. Everyone is welcome to stroll around in the rain.
Trump reportedly watches up to 7 hours of cable news every morning before getting to the Oval Office as late as noon businessinsider.com/trump…
Some crinkle-crankle wall from my walk this morning (Norwich).
I'm asking my girlfriend to marry me tomorrow morning
And I'm super excited! That's all, I haven't told very many people yet. Have a great day everyone.
Edit: thanks for all the encouraging words. To everyone who is upset I posted on here, my apologies if it ruined your day.I will provide an update tomorrow morning.
Update: I couldn't wait and went home early from work, it's a YES. Hope everyone has a great weekend, this is one of the happiest days of my life.
We found this guy passed out on our porch this morning
Painters began work early Friday morning in D.C., creating a two-block banner reading 'Black Lives Matter' on 16th Street leading to the White House
Not a bad way to spend the morning...in Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming. @Packtography on IG [OC 5604 x 7005]
[WDYWT] Grabbing the morning paper
[Schefter] NFL will recognize Juneteenth as a holiday this year, Roger Goodell told the league in this email this morning: twitter.com/adamschefter/…
This early morning light in my sim's room
So I rolled over in bed this morning, and made a new friend, about 2 inches from my face.
Reflection of mountains at Lake Louise on a cold morning [OC] [2022 x 1137]
See you in the morning, Jon..
Good morning! Delicious breakfast in bed
My daughter's art teacher posted this in Google Classroom this morning.
$7k into $40k this morning on ZM Puts (Was my last 7k)
Took my last 7k and bought ZM puts at the close yesterday. 200 strike, expiration today, and paid $0.70 average. Thank you fucking god for that jobs report this morning.
For once, I miraculously sold the HOD. Quickly sold the open at $2.70, $3.10 and $3.38
The puts immediately dropped in value to $1.
I am back baby
EDIT: Looks like ZM is about to dump hard and I may have left tens of thousands on the table. The truth is, I don't care. I sold at $3 and it went down to $1. I didn't have to live through that. Congrats to all ZM shorts who held on longer
EDIT #2: Yes, I was heavily vaccinated as a child. Please don't make fun of me
EDIT #3: Puts I sold for $3.02 are now trading at $0.20
Always happens in the morning.