"When was the last time you ate a monkey?!"
True monkeys paws arent that uncommon. I see this same comment on every post i pass by on my home page. Yall dont need to keep pointing them out.
Besides, i find the genie answers to be more entertaining anyways. Theres a common criticism of genie answers that goes like: "bruh you could make the consequence anything like 'Granted, but you get kicked in the nuts'". But for the most part, the top genie responses are very witty and the consequences are relevant and ironic.
Thats not to say true monkeys paws arent also good; if they can compete with the quality of genie responses then its cool if theyre on top. I just get annoyed when gatekeepers look down on genie answers.
I don't think it's a big deal but I guess my husband and I have offended people so here it goes:
Last year my daughter married a black man. It doesn't matter to us but I guess it's relevant later. We never really liked him because he has an annoying personality but he seems to think it's because of his race (most certainly not). We do all tolerate each other though.
My grandson started walking at 9 months and ever since he's been jumping and climbing on top of anything he can so my husband and I started calling him our little monkey. He loves the name as well so it wasn't a problem. Till recently however, when her husband came and confronted me on it and said it was grossly inappropriate to call him that. I apologized for how he felt on it but as long as my grandson likes it, I will keep using it. He then spent a hour grilling the poor child even after he said he liked the name.
Now my daughter calls me to apologize for what he posted and find out that he's posted subliminal message... keep reading on reddit ➡
Trigger warning for mentions of sexual abuse, stalking, gaslighting, and other general bullshit.
I figured something was up when my mom started emailing me a couple weeks ago, I just didn't expect it to turn into crazytown.
So they got my address, and my GC cousin showed up there. At least she was considerate enough to text me letting me know she was outside my apartment door with no previous warning, which is part of why I don't block them; they usually announce their shenanigans beforehand. I called my landlady, who called the police (who never showed up).
She went ballistic, made it a point to insist I contact my mother, as she doesn't have much time left. Any time she couldn't come up with a counter for what I was saying, she told me to "put it aside" because family, or straight up denied it happening. She started crying. I had no sympathy for it. All I wanted to know was how the fuck they got my address, and of course she didn't tell me that.
Highlight of the conversation, a... keep reading on reddit ➡
Think about it. Some of the best moments in Destiny history come from those times where Bungie just went wild and let themselves and players have some fun.
When Promethus Lens was overpowered in Curse, what did they do? Put it on Xur for the weekend. Crucible became a insane game of lazer tag.
Taken King and Forsaken focused on givng the player more power, more class option choices, just beefing them up. I think it's part of many reasons why they are they most liked times in Destiny.
The missions and modes where Destiny team get creative are fun as hell. SRL? A hot mess to be sure, but a different, fun hot mess. The secret missions with overpowered rewards? All fun, though you might need a friend. Some of the most fun I ever had in Crucible was in Mayhem with supers being thrown left and right.
Now the issue with that is, in a game with competitve PvP and with races to be the first in a raid... you need to activly balance shit to not be broken for too long. And Bungie in full... keep reading on reddit ➡
Monkeys have creepy faces and disgusting behaviour. They carry many diseases (not their fault), aren’t afraid to bite people (kinda their fault), and are just intelligent enough to be diabolical.
How do the monkeys not get hypothermia being in the winter air soaked in water once they leave the hotsprings? It seems every nature show wants to show this human like behavior but not any of the other behaviors of the species.
Parents especially, be aware. This game should not have ever been rated E for everyone. There is the ability to search the in-game web browser for the words “topless” “nudes” and “celebs” in just the DEMO alone, there is full nudity in this game (even if it is just pixel stuff. Full nudity.)
I want an atom shop aquarium, with rad-monkeys that glow and swim around. Or Mirelurk babies or whatever. Just do it.
Fight takes place on a quiet morning in Morioh. Win conditions for the stand users are to outright kill Luffy or force him in a position where he won't be able to act. Stand users up to the most recent chapter of JoJo part 8 are valid. Assume Luffy is eating meat somewhere when he is suddenly attacked.
Round 1: pre-timeskip Luffy, 1 day of preparation for the stand user to set up ambushes and the like.
Round 2: pre-timeskip Luffy, no prep.
Round 3 & 4: same as 1 and 2 but with post-timeskip Luffy
Bonus round: What is the earliest point in One Piece's story where the Strawhats could defeat part 3 DIO, assuming he replaces an arc's villain?