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Good Morning Superstonk!!!
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!🎉🎉 This is the güey 🚀🚀
It's AMA day today!! Don't forget to tune in at 3pm Eastern for Dave Lauer and u/Jsmar18!
CHEERS TO 250,000 MEMBERS!! 🎉🍾🥂🚀🚀🚀
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🚨 Breaking News 🚨SEC has no objections to NSCC-801
All we are waiting for now is NSCC-002, which should go into effect no later than 5/8 (5/7 because of the weekend).
What does that mean?
It means theoretically 002 could go into effect as soon as today, but I wouldn't plan on it.
But soon moon 🚀🚀🌝
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📢More on today's Big Wrinkly Brain AMA with Dave Lauer and u/Jsmar18, intro by u/Bye_Triangle
Here we go Apes... It's time for some big-brained learning
If you don't already know, we have a very exciting guest with us today, David Lauer is joining us for our second edition of r/SuperStonk Live. If you aren't familiar with David Lauer here is a quick rundown:
David Lauer used to build the very High-Frequency Trading systems used everywhere in the markets today. If anyone knows the ins and outs of these low latency trading systems, it's this guy. Following his time building these systems he went on to be the one to operate them.
Lauer took on the role of High-Frequency Trader at none other than Citadel. (Obvious
... keep reading on reddit ➡
Eduardo Najera held the previous record with 19 points. Though Booker is 1/4 Mexican but it doesn’t count I guess. It’s pretty cool for my fellow Mexicans/raza.
I used to work in an high end Italian restaurant, and even though I don’t work there anymore, I’m still close with my old co-workers. This story from last Xmas Eve is probably one of the most ridiculous stories I’ve ever heard.
A lady called over the manager to complain. Manager asks what’s wrong and the convo goes like this (K is for Karen, M is for manager):
K: “Ok so everything was wonderful. Food, service, drinks, everything great.”
M: “Ok ma’am, glad to hear, so what’s the problem?”
K: “Don’t you think it’s inappropriate to be playing Mexican music in the restaurant? It just ruins everything.”
M: “What do you mean by Mexican music ma’am?”
K: “Well first of all I can’t understand what they’re saying so how can anyone enjoy it? And second of all shouldn’t you be playing Italian music of all things?”
M: “Ma’am this is Italian music, the band isn’t singing in Spanish.”
K: “Yes they are.” and she looks at the rest of her party as if the manager is an idiot.
M: “Ma’am I’m Italian and I speak the language, this is the Italian language that you’re hearing, and this is an Italian band that plays Italian music, since you know, this is an Italian restaurant. Was there anything else I could help you with?”
K: “No but I think you’re confused. I know Mexican when I hear it.”
“I think you mean Spanish. Enjoy your night.”
She then left a bad Yelp review about how “inappropriate” “Mexican” music is in an Italian restaurant.
