Good evening you pieces of shit,
Why do you keep doubling down on your short positions? Why are new hedge funds are coming in and scooping up new short positions? What the fuck are you shitstains on society doing? What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you understand who we are?
We don’t fucking play here. We lose money for fucking breakfast. Every day. And then we come back and lose even more fucking money. We buy out of the money weeklies on fucking THURSDAYS. We don’t give a fuck. This is what we do. We do this. We don’t fucking play around. We come here to risk it all. We come here to YOLO our children’s college funds away just to post memes about it.
Your plan was really just to put us in a position where all we have to do is hold SHARES? Say less fam. I haven’t owned a share in four years. I sold AAPL AMD and ENPH calls last week just to buy shares of GameStop and fuck you up as much as possible so we can make memes about it.
Double down, triple down, quadruple down, take every penny of your rich boomer clients money and put it on the table. Sink the entire already artificially propped up economy over it. We know you will. And because we know you will, we are going to make you do it. Just like the coyote blindly chasing the roadrunner off of a fucking cliff. Chop off your whole head to spite your face.
Take all your boomer ass money and put it on the table. We are here for it. My shares are available for $10,000 before 6 pm today. For every hour after that, Im asking another $250. Go fuck yourself.
For all the recessions they caused. For all the jobs and homes people have lost. For all the people that can't pay for college because minimum wage has stagnated while wall street gets rich. For all the retail traders they left holding the bag. For all the times they got bailed out with our tax money while we got nothing.
GME isn't about greed. It's about taking back what's ours, what we've already paid for. Obligatory 🚀🚀🚀🚀
Edit: full disclosure I’m 25K in
Hijacking my own post for visibility. Do not worry about trade halts, they are normal. Status here: https://www.nyse.com/trade-halt-current
Why price drops: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6ziii/read_this_if_your_scared_we_will_go_up_again/
1-Even though buying seems to be back, it can change again in any moment and your orders may not fill. When the dip comes again, AND IT WILL, DO NOT SELL. You may think you can sell all your positions and buy back in on the cheap, BUT THERES NO GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY BACK IN. JUST HOLD AND WE WIN. DONT BELIEVE ANY SHORT FLOAT LIES TODAY.
2-Our buying preassure is low today thanks to rh fucking us, and mainly because most of us are already holding. At this point its a game of waiting them out and NOT pussying out in their attacks.
3-Melvin fucked up with this whole situation, but these guys are NOT stupid. They have harvard mathmaticians and professional risk analysts. They probably figured out that their losses will be marginally LESS for holding their positions open and paying the borrowing fees than it would be if they covered now. They want to wear us down over time by blocking us from buying, sniping stop losses with ladders and constant media attacks like that sellout Cramer saying the squeeze is over. ALL we have to do is hold, and we will win. If you keep selling, they can slowly cover over time while keeping the price steady.
-Non of this is financial advice.
You all need to understand exactly WHAT is going on with doge and why DOGE was chosen over any other altcoin specifically. Its not about getting rich quick and its not a scam. Recent events have proven this over the last 48 hours. Doge was chosen specifically because it is a joke coin. What was and still is happening with Dogecoin is a cult movement against suits to show that they cant keep manipulating the markets. The People selling doge actually do not understand this at all and are just trying to make a quick buck. Thats not why doge started to move.
Doge had the potential to do the same movements as GME and it did get 1000% gains, but it could have still went higher. The reason it didn't is because of clowns that do not understand the value of the coin itself does not fucking matter and are constantly trying to scare people off of it and boost their other shit altcoin instead. "dO yOu nOT UndErStAnD MarKet cAp?" Market cap has NOTHING to do with whats taking place. if it did GME would not be worth fucking $300. DOGECOIN was chosen specifically for a reason and that reason is because just about everyone thinks its useless and a worthless coin. Also the limitations on doge and then crypto by robinhood didn't help. It was 100% going to .1 before those limitations. The limitations is what actually killed the momentum. We havent recovered since because people are still not able to use instant deposits on crypto. On top of sites like coinbase going down.
And yes I am comparing this to GME. No one in their right mind thinks GME is worth anything more than $20. Gamestop is a shit company that was on verge of bankruptcy and 100% deserved to be short sold. Yet it still rose to $300 despite this and people still think it will reach $1000, Yet you have people here that think Doge is not even capable of $1 despite the kind of ridiculous price predictions GME has and has already made? You are all getting psyched out and this is why doge is falling.
To end I would like to point out one more very important thing that i already mentioned earlier, and that is robinhoods limitations. it should NOT be understated how ridiculous, dirty, scummy, and underhanded it was. Last night around 12am CST around the time dogecoin was 0.08 and heading straight to 0.1 Robinhood PREVENTED BUYING ON DOGE COIN SPECIFICALLY! A few hours later we were able to buy doge again, but with a condition that we cant use instant deposits, and this was in light of elon's tweet that boosted BTC as... keep reading on reddit ➡
Like really buddy?? She hates sex? Maybe she's just not satisfied in bed.. Maybe she just really doesn't like what you're doing.. have you ever thought about that?
Sometimes its hard to tell our partners when they're not fulfilling our needs. But its more annoying for the random girl you're going to send a sad dick pic to with the caption "ugh! My girlfriend hates sex, I only have sex like once a month!" Just for a pity response back.
Edit: hey im not doggin on anyone who has a low libido or a high libido, whatever comes naturally just does.
2nd edit: Its not about the dic pic, its about the comment digging for pity for not having sex. Including a pic is just the cherry on top. Its about involving a third person to your intimate issues that they didn't ask for.
Sorry for the over generalized post. But this is specific to just this type of behavior.
Edit 3: now people who are private messaging me about their sex lives, why do that? Also, there's no need to be rude in the comments...
Thanks for all the awards! I didn't expect this post to get so much attention at all whether it be good or bad! 😏
I went on a handful of dates with this guy like 18 months ago, we lived too far away and it didn’t work out. Ended on friendly terms, we followed each other on IG but other that occasionally reacting to each other’s stories we didn’t really talk. He posts very infrequently and It’s only pics from nature hikes. His last post was 3 almost 4 months ago.
Cut to a few days ago, out of the blue, he messages me late at night and we catch up/chat. He mentions he thinks of me often, wishes he could see me (quote “the only person I want to see is you, I hope we can do that soon” and “you’re the strongest and smartest person I’ve ever talked to. I miss talking to you more” and more like that), I don’t really engage too much with it because it’s late and he’s obviously a lil tipsy. He started implying for wanting nudes, talking about my body in a pic i had posted a few months back, he reminisces about old hook ups we had implying he wants to do more and I “accidentally” fall asleep mid convo. Next morning he messages me about how he was turned on the night before and will be masturbating to me (it’s 10am, way too early for that fuckery) I ignore him, intended fo block but I was on a run and legitimately forgot.
Cut to today.... I open IG and the first post is him and another woman. I commented on it and then immediately messaging him saying she was cute and asked if it was new
Him “it’s not so new”
Me “oh so not newer when you hit me up the other night”
Him “no, I know that’s bad”
Me “question is... does she know?”
Him “no and I’d like to keep it that way”
I tell him how nasty he is, that it’s disgusting he’s not telling her then he proceeded to change his story 3 different times from “no she doesn’t and I want to keep it that way” to “well I told her about other transgressions but not this one” to “well okay I told her about you but not that it’s you or the details; just that I was seeking attention” to “I did tell her”
Then he tried to guilt trip me into staying silent saying “it’s a crucial period of time in us progressing” like if I say something it’s my fault I’m blowing it up.
He kept whining that he was ashamed and that it was so horrible having to relive it when I sent him contradicting screen shots of his own words and how gross he was. I reminded him that he doesn’t matter rn it’s about her.
He kept pushing for me not to say anything, and wants to talk this out with me.
Thing is I already messaged her. He had her tagged in the pic, and I wrote to... keep reading on reddit ➡