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I didn't think Lolita would mess me up so bad.

Sorry if gushy posts about how a book made me cry aren't allowed, but Jesus Christ man.

I knew what Lolita was before I read it. I knew it was about a sick, evil man "falling in love" with a little girl and taking advantage of her after her mother dies. But I think going into the book with this knowledge actually made it MORE difficult to come to terms with.

I hated Humbert. He's evil, he's deranged, and I wanted to feel happy when he died. But I couldn't. When he killed Clare Quilty and drove recklessly, covered in his blood, so detached from anything, I cried. I hate Humbert, and the book was so wonderfully written that I actually empathized with him, and I was lowkey disgusted with myself for it. I know he's the epitome of an unreliable narrator and that he spends the duration of his confession lying to himself and the reader, but I actually caught myself feeling sorry for him. He's a deranged man, destroyed by an obsession that drove him to destroy the lives of others.

But then I realized... I was falling for Humbert's trap. That is what Humbert WANTED me to feel. He made me feel his suffering, his fear, his pain so deeply that I nearly forgot about Dolores, the real victim of the story. He destroyed her. He completely destroyed her and I was almost too blinded by Humbert's misery to see it, and yet it's plain as day. When he was killing Clare, I caught myself feeling like Humbert was a man, hopelessly in love, destroyed by that love, and he had that love torn from him and was left with nothing. Humbert wanted the reader to feel that way.

Humbert didn't love Dolores. He loved the idea of her. He was so obsessed with his sick idea of "nymphets" that he completely forgot that they were just kids. He was so obsessed with Dolores, put her on such a high pedestal that he completely forgot that she was a person, a HUMAN BEING who he utterly destroyed. And I was so blinded by the tale of a man losing himself in insanity, to the point where I was crying because I FELT SORRY for this miserable sack of shit, that I too forgot for a moment that Dolores was a person, a child, and she was the one who was actually the victim in all of this. That probably sounds insane to anyone who hasn't read the book and that's because it is. Dolores lost her mother, her friends, her innocence, her WHOLE LIFE and it was old poor Humbert that I caught myself crying for.

Vladimir Nabokov, you brilliant bastard.

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Dont mess with Bilingual tourists, or else..

This happened in my college days, me and my siblings were teenagers. So me and my family went to the US for a vacation on a summer. We specifically wanted to go to Disney California Adventure Park since we are old enough for the rides there. Since it was summer, the theme park is jam-packed. I was with my two siblings and my aunt. As we were waiting in line on a ride (forgot what ride), since we havnt seen our aunt for a long time because she and our unlce live in the US and we last saw them many years ago, we were telling her stories about home, we were also laughing, in short having fun catching up, and also we are speaking our native language since we were just talking to each other and my aunt misses to speak our native language since she was living in the US for decades. As we were having fun on our catching up, I noticed a group of teenages behind us, well White American teenagers, laughing and its obvious that they were laughing at us and imitating our language and they were even pointing at us. I cant remember what theyre saying because theyre whispering to each other then laugh. I told my aunt and my sibling what they are doing and she just told me to just ignore them. But they continue to laugh at us. So my aunt told us that we continue to talk in our native language, loud enough for them to hear, AND look at them then laugh profusely then back to talking each other then look at them giggling. They stopped. Lesson learned: we can understand you, but you cant understand us. So dont make fun of us, or else, youll never know if we are talking shit about you already.

I dont know if that was petty enough but the looks on their faces made our entire California Adventure trip satisfying.

EDIT: woah thanks for the awards! This is my first time posting.

I just also want to clear that what we were saying when we were β€˜making fun’ of them were not even insults! We were just saying β€œyeah right!” β€œReally” β€œthat was too funny!”, something like that, in our native language then look at them then laugh!

EDIT2: The main issue here is that they made fun of us while we were talking in our native language and they even imitated us and pointing at us while laughing. Also mentioned β€˜white’ because theyve been the worst compared to blacks, latinos and asian american that weve encountered for our whole month of stay there. (Take note: not all. Just the ones that we have encountered) Just in case you are all wondering.

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Mess up of the week

To lighten the mood a little bit, whats a (lighthearted) error you've made yourself this week or witnessed?

To make it a learning experience (πŸ‘€) how will it help or will you improve.

Today I had to stop a FY1 giving an injection with a filter needle, the ones you use for drawing up meds.

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Looks like one benefit to that whole mess is dividends are getting cheaper to own

I look forward seeing how this whole thing turns out between the lil guy and the hedge funds but more so I’m enjoying the fact that pretty much every stock around it is slowly dropping over this past week thanks to both the lil guy and the hedge funds all focused on a small selection of stocks. Soon it’ll be time to refill the dividend tank and gather more high quality long term growth regularly paying stocks

Like Warren Buffet says, buy when everyone else doesn’t want the stock. Since they’re all too busy buying and holding, staring at each other across the metaphorical trenches of a select few stocks I’m just going to gather myself more ownership at a value price and I look forward to the end of the year dividend increases I’ll get :)

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A Spreadsheet of 22 of my solo Cayo Perico heists, this calculates money per hour and serves to give you an idea of how much you are making. I excluded the first few ones that had really bad numbers to not mess with the averages. (I'll ad more info on the method in the comments). Hope you enjoy!
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Toasted a beer, my first drink in months, at my great-grandmother’s funeral Saturday, then woke up at 5 AM in a pile of my own mess.

Told myself and my girlfriend it would just be the one beer. Next thing I know I wake up in bed, my sheets are wet with my own sick, my girlfriend is gone. Call her in tears, she said I did it again. Said I stumbled home at 2 am with absolutely no control over myself. Went to the bathroom all over the floor. Have no idea what sort of chaos I caused at the bars. Phone screen is broken. Haven’t even been able to get out of bed the last couple of days. The anxiety is only just now starting to fade.

No more. Never, ever again. I can’t have just one, so I won’t have one. Thank you all for the support. I will not drink with you today.

EDIT: Cliche response but I seriously did not expect so much support. This community is incredible. I’ve received messages of hope and love and I’ve read all of your comments and I am taking everything to heart.

I feel...good.

It’s Wednesday morning and I finally feel normal. I can finally drink coffee without shaking the mug, and I am not dreading going into work. I fixed my phone screen and apologized to those who I was out with that night.

Speaking of, I don’t remember going to work Monday, but apparently I slogged through it by the skin of my teeth. Tuesday was a little better. I’m sure I’ll have a desk stacked with the things I put off.

My girlfriend came home after I called her and held me all morning. She’s incredible, and she understands. But there are no more chances. I have to be done, and I am.

Hearing her perspective of the night was horrifying and heartbreaking. Glazed eyes and muttering nonsense and stumbling. It broke her heart to see that.

I have a therapy appointment today and I’m nervous but excited to finally get a lot of this out in the open.

This will be a new life, a second chance. I have a lot to learn. Drinking was always such a big part of my life so adjusting to this new world is daunting, but I’m looking forward to feeling better.

Anyway, thank you all again. I’ll be sticking around this community for a long time to come. If anyone needs to talk, don’t hesitate to send me a message.

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People should know this, especially if your friends like to mess around! /r/LifeProTips/comments/k…
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The importance of learning to think "not my problem" when a man tries to make you responsible for any of his issues or mess or dick

Practice thinking "not my problem" and then stop caring.

His dick? Not your problem. His dirty house? Not your problem. His emotional issues that he won't take responsibility for? Not your problem. You're living together and he won't clean the floors? Not your problem. Stop cleaning the floors. Dump him because who wants to live like that?

This is really hard to do. It's hard to let go. I responded by forcing myself. Repeating my mantra "Not my problem. Too bad for you." Don't say this to him or any man, just live it. They will only shit the bed and attack you for it if you tell them.

Be prepared for pettiness, tantrums and abuse. Men like this are nothing if not passive aggressive and manipulative. And that's not my problem either.

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Do Not mess with my family, I will destroy you..

Ok so this goes way back and still leaves me fuming This is my very first post will be probably long winded but there is a reason :)

Background: I will call myself Daisy qualified as mechanical engineer in the mid 1980's working in Textiles, in a little African country, Players.

Ed the consultant with carte blanche , ed was there to assess performance but also investigate why a profitable company takes a nose dive within 18 months.

The villains are Bob, NoB BoN

Story is long, take a break get yourself a coffee/tea/ shake/ cocktail whatever rocks your boat..

I was part of a management team employed on behalf of an NGO (Non Govt Organisation) company funded by the Commonwealth and IMF ( International Monetary Fund) to help set up viable labour intensive industry for this country in the Mid 1990's.

To start with this was a dream job Free luxury accommodation in a secured village with Tennis courts, swimming pool. Free utilities like electric, water and telephone landline (no internet at that time and no mobiles in this region) Free private schooling for my 3 children A monthly allowance ( note not salary) and a great pension.. the catch was that my husband was not allowed to work permanently, he could consult for companies but not be employed as part of the work and residential permit process I was the total breadwinner. I was respected by the management team and my employees. I loved the people of this nation, the culture the warmth and the willingness to learn even if the majority of the employees were Illiterate - I helped set up schools to improve their verbal and written skills not only in English but also in the local official language, I woke each day ready to tackle the challenge and see the company flourish and become profitable

The company becomes very profitable and as part of agreement with the CDC (Commonwealth Development Corporation) & IMF ( International Monetary Fund) it needs to be sold to investors in this country as a profitable venture with the caveat that all local employees remain in employment for 18 months.

The order books were full, the bank balance very healthy on the day the new owners came in.

The new owners have their headquarters in South East Asia, this is when the troubles began New CEO (NoB) and CFO (BoN) come in and first order of the day is to remove the majority of the previous management and bring their team in.

I was told in no uncertain terms that as a female I should be home breeding and not work

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Guy asked me to mess around because it’s past date three

I went out on a blind date with a guy two times. On our third date (still getting to know him well), he said β€œIt’s our third date, that means after this we mess around. Do you want to mess around?” I was taken back and shocked. I told him β€œI am interested, but I just got out of a bad relationship where I was cheated on and I want to take it slow to get to know and trust the guy”. He said β€œyou can trust me. Cheating happens. So do you want to mess around?”

Is this what dating is like now? Am I a prude?

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