They sell bread slices with mayonnaise
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French fries with mayonnaise is 1000x better than French fries with ketchup

A rich, creamy mayonnaise compliments the salty and crispy French fries’ savoriness perfectly. Ketchup is meh, just too sweet and sugary for me and honestly doesn’t belong in the same league as the chad mayonnaise when it comes to French fries. Going to Belgium and eating the Palm Fritz has only solidified my opinion that mayonnaise with French fries stomps on ketchup and French fries. Mustard and French fries? GTFO

Edit: Ranch dressing and tartar sauce are literally just sub par versions of mayonnaise.

Edit 2: Fry sauce is literally flavored mayonnaise. The main ingredient in Fry sauce IS mayonnaise, and besides mayonnaise is still superior.

Edit 3: Mayonnaise mixed with ketchup is okay

Edit 4: Pommes frites, not palm fritz

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Adobo in mayonnaise potato salad?
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The typically chill villagers of /r/AnimalCrossing are in an argument over Hellmann's mayonnaise

Or I guess just Hellmann's the company, which will be running an event through the game to raise awareness of food waste issues and solicit donations for hunger charities. Players can come to a newly created Hellmann's Island to drop off spoiled turnips (long fucking story), and the company will respond by donating a meal to a given charity for each turnip brought.

Already struggling beneath the iron yoke of Tom Nook's extortionate mortgage practices, the animal crossers cry ENOUGH:

> "Who cares if they're contributing out of the goodness of their hearts? A starving family gets to eat a meal." Lots of people care, apparently.

> One user's protest that the company should do more is met with replies that they do; nobody is happy. This comes up [a couple of times](https://w

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Meet my new cat, Constable Mayonnaise
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What to do with five kilograms of Mayonnaise?

See title.

I recently came into possession of a 5kg tub of Mayonnaise, and now am unsure how to combine it with other ingredients to use it up before it spoils, especially considering it is already a bit over the "Use By" date. The only ideas I've come up with so far are Potato Salad and... Corn Salad?

Please advise. How do I put this monstrosity into my body without killing me in the process?

For the barbarians that dare still defy the Metric System, 5kg are about 11 pounds.

This is my first post on this sub btw. Thanks!

Edit: Really? Two Gold for this post? Some people really have too much money. Also all the karma I got so far makes me regret not posting a year ago regarding the other giant tub of mayo I acquired back then, that's about twice the size of the current one and haunts me to this day.

Edit #2: Since so many people are asking about how I acquired that tub in the first place, I got it from a food bank. I'm volunteering at one, you see.

Well, technically I'm not vo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Mayonnaise>Everything for hijikata
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Adding mayonnaise to Spaghetti (or pretty much any dish) is a Combo sent from the heavens

Mayonnaise with pretty much anything is SO GOOD. I am a huge fan of adding mayo to pizza , but recently I added it to my bowl of spaghetti Bolognese and oh my god I never ate anything more delicious in my entire life! It's like a cheat code for food flavor.

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[50/50] Scrumptious black forest cake with fresh chocolate shavings | Revolting layered Bologna Cake with mayonnaise and mustard icing (SFW)
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I made a jar of void mayonnaise and a void egg
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When you have no food... have a mayonnaise sandwich!
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She really loves mayonnaise
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This woman holds the world record for being able to eat the most mayonnaise the quickest

[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]

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I don't work with mayonnaise
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Bacon-wrapped hotdog. Ketchup, mayonnaise, Dr. Pepper-sautΓ©ed onions, avocado, cilantro, jalapeΓ±os, and Mexican cheese Ruffles on top.
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Satan's mayonnaise

Hell man's Hellmann's.

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TIL Mayonnaise is the most frequently purchased condiment in the US, beating ketchup by $1.2 billion annual revenue. gothamist.com/food/americ…
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Improved from yesterday, buttered and pan fried the bun, added mayonnaise, filled with cilantro lime shrimp. Tastes amazing, all from Costco reddit.com/gallery/igyloo
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You might as well just say mayonnaise is also hate speech.
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WYR: Take a 2 hour prune juice and mayonnaise bath or Give a 1 hour sex ed presentation fully nude to a full classroom
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I don’t know if it’s just me, but I hate mayonnaise with every cell in my body.

It’s so disgusting. It tastes weird, it’s white and globby, not to mention it gets oily and clear when you leave it open or leave the lid off. My family seems to enjoy mayonnaise. And it can either be a light cream or a thick gel, which both sound gross. Anyone else?

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Constable Mayonnaise loves the camera
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If so many recipes call for mixing in oil and eggs, why can't we save time and just use mayonnaise?
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Mayonnaise doesn't taste good.

a lot of these are really political so i thought I'd lighten the mood with a goofy unpopular opinion. Mayonnaise tastes like my dogs ass after he took a shit (dont ask why i know)

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My Results were Mayonnaise, but like, Spicy Mayonnaise
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Felicia gets heated over mayonnaise
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Mayonnaise is the best condiment

I love mayo and occasionally eat it on it's own if there is some left on the plate. It works with literally every meat, fish and vegetable and if you combine it with bbq sauce it makes whopper sauce. I honestly don't know why people dislike it, it is creamy, a little salty and a tad sweet. It is perfect in each and every way.

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Vegan hot dogs on vegan baguette with vegan tomatoes, vegan mayonnaise, vegan jalapenos and vegan homemade spicy sauce. Vegan btw. imgur.com/a/7bNws5e
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Crippled pounds down a packet of Mayonnaise.... v.redd.it/jt06f0babvj51
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Mayonnaise, Chippendales, and a Bump-It
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I can smell the mayonnaise and hear the Coldplay playing in the background
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The Sunday Supremo: Cayenne pepper roasted chicken, mature cheddar cheese, smoked bacon, fried egg, rocket salad, homemade mayonnaise, ciabatta bread.
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"A pox upon your mayonnaise biscuits!"
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I have recently become the owner of a 10kg drum of out of date mayonnaise. What should I do??
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I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?

I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."

Note: this really happened.

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Is mayonnaise a strength weapon....?
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mayonnaise, the most important meal of the day v.redd.it/uvk1khvd6vf51
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No! NOT THE FORBIDDEN MAYONNAISE
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Subwaymade .. half eaten olive subway with mayonnaise. πŸ‘Œdelicious .. kazhichu thudangiyappozha ningale orthe
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Mayonnaise>Sweets
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I would rather have someone tell me I've got a little bit of mayonnaise on my face rather than ignore my face full of bolognese sauce

I hate it when I've spent an entire day at school and I go home or to the school bathroom, look in the mirror and I see my face is full of curry sauce from my last meal. It is so embarrassing. It's already embarrassing enough for one person to see me with a face full of ketchup (I'm gonna see how many different types of sauce I can fit into this post) but for dozens of people to see me with a face full of barbecue sauce is just awful. If someone would tell me about it, less people could see me with a face full of... Ok the post ends here cause I can't name another sauce. But you get my point, I'm sure.

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Mayonnaise is actually good and I don't get all the hate on mayonnaise

Look, I get some of y'all don't like the taste of it like how yall don't like mushrooms, but hear me out. The stuff tastes good and complements almost everything except for pasta and sweet stuff. It goes with burgers, fries, sometimes even meat like chicken tenders, nuggets and (I'm gonna get hated for this) sausages. Heck, it even goes well with rice! It's also a quick additions to sandwiches to make your to-go lunch or snack taste better. I feel like it's basically sour cream without the sour.

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Ah yes, the forbidden mayonnaise
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I feel sorry for hungrycels AGAIN! :P I am eating delicious sausages with mayonnaise and bread. After that I will eat european donut with chocolate (It doesn't have hole and is filled with vanilla cream inside). Of course eating this beautiful dish while browsing subreddit r/IncelsWithoutHate.
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New Vegan Mayonnaise found in Mexico. Each time I go grocery shopping there are more options and I'm so happy!
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Strangers on Reddit. Which one do you prefer? Fries with ketchup or mayonnaise?
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So apparently, polls weren’t allowed so I’m just going to ask you. How would you feel if I chucked a bottle of mayonnaise at you?
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Press F to pay respect, for all lost mayonnaise...
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Hamburger with adult beef patty, mayonnaise, smoked provola, smoked bacon, caramelized onion and barbecue sauce.
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Vu sur une bouteille de mayonnaise en plastique, quelqu'un peut m'expliquer le rapport ? imgur.com/DrjP5Yx
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Yes that’s a gallon of mayonnaise in the back, that one was a mistake of ordering online and not checking the size.
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"I saw nothing" Mayonnaise scene [Gintama] v.redd.it/s6huepibzbj51
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Those of you who switched from Mayonnaise to Miracle Whip. When did you realize that Miracle Whip is better?
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Mayonnaise on hot dogs is the best condiment

I don't like your condiments.

Ketchup? No, ew.

Mustard? No, ew.

Onions, relish, sourkraut, sriracha, soy sauce, whatever the fuck you want? No, ew.

Mayonnaise on a crispy grilled hot dog with buttered buns... heaven.

(Okay, ketchup + mayo is also good)

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guys wtf this creepy guy keeps calling me talking about immigrants and mayonnaise? v.redd.it/yrqr7n7wnzi51
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Pretty fly for a mayonnaise guy v.redd.it/n0dbp8eezza51
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I’m a white racist who lives in a cave, subsisting on only mayonnaise, with a dog I met after my sister left me for another family member. AMA.
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No Patrick, Mayonnaise is Not an Instrument
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[Haiku] POV- you are a jar of mayonnaise I found in my fridge youtu.be/MHpa5Pa9lrk
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It would take 34 days to fill a Bag of Holding with mayonnaise from an Alchemy Jug.

I'm playing an artificer(5e) in a game right now, and so all kinds of weird item infusion math is coming up.

Turns out a Bag of Holding can hold a maximum of 67 gallons of mayonnaise.

This is limited by the Bag's 500 lb weight limit (mayonnaise is 7.46 lb per gallon), not its 64-cubic-foot volume limit (478 gallons would fit if weight wasn't an issue).

For comparison (and maybe more practically) it only takes a week to fill a Bag of Holding with fresh water, and even less for salt water.

I can't imagine how or why this would ever be useful, but if you ever want to give the party a Bag of Holding as a reward, at least now you know exactly how much mayo you can make them clean out of it if you're feeling mean.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, and thanks to the HELLMAN'S company for providing very precise mayonnaise statistics.

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We built bridges with the Fey Lords via mayonnaise.
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My cat mayonnaise - she’s not this small anymore!
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Mayonnaise Recipe

Hello guys!

Does anyone know how to prepare DIY mayonnaise?

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Bacon mayonnaise noodles
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Get this Mayonnaise Patti imgur.com/HIkVW6M
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Egg sandwiches, bacon with spicy bbq sauce,black pudding with tomato sauce,sausages with English mustard,and hash browns with Nandos spicy mayonnaise.
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Do You Toast with Butter, Oil, or Mayonnaise?

This is going to be an odd question, but I also don't think there's really a wrong answer. But as someone who was a life long butter fan, I always felt like it was the best when it comes to making something as simple as a Panini or even a grilled cheese. But then, out of desperation, I tried mayonnaise. Duke's to be exact, because it's literally the best. And ever since then, I have only found myself using butter for making a roux or finishing my pan sauces... Or adding flavor to turkey burgers. As for oil, I don't use it, unless it's a stir fry which isn't often. If I'm frying, I use lard or beef fat, but I don't know why. Guess it's because it's what I grew up with. To me, mayonnaise offers not only a better browning, but it just makes things taste better. I'm not a big fan of mayonnaise, but this is definitely a must for me when toasting buns or even cooking a tuna filet. But I am curious, what is your choice of fat to cook with?

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Someone posted a pic of their breakfast and then got confused when everyone was disgusted. It's corn with mayonnaise, parmesan cheese, and hot sauce.
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Mayonnaise
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Cum is just hot mayonnaise

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Who else loves how mayonnaise is actually healthy?

Edit: Guys yes I know about the good and the bad oils in mayo ;)

It is SUCH a versatile food. It's delicious and savory just plain, it's amazing with sirarcha mixed in, with tabasco mixed in, garlic, vinegar, curry, parsley, whatever really.

And it goes on everything.

Mayonnaise is all present and beautiful.

Saying it is unhealthy should be considered heresy.

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Would you rather eat a large block of cheese, or a large jar of mayonnaise in one sitting?

i am very specific on the size of the item

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Mayonnaise and ketchup
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She replaced the mayonnaise with pudding and the windex with gatorade. Grandma doesn't know v.redd.it/f8yes1146h651
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What is weirder, Mayonnaise on a Hotdog or Shredded Cheese?
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Bacon and mayonnaise together sounds disgusting...until you put it on a Baconator.
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Thick cut bacon, iceberg, big boy tomato, and fried egg (BLTE) on artisanal sourdough loaf with mayonnaise
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It's not aioli. It's fucking mayonnaise.

Restaurants need to stop calling mayonnaise aioli. It's misleading and an attempt to make something sound fancier than it really is. Mayonnaise one of the worst condiments available.

Example:

"Try our fish sandwich with lemon dill aioli."

Correction:

"Try our fish sandwich topped some greasy mayonnaise with a lemon squeezed in it."

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Find me drowned in mayonnaise, still unable to lose my last 10lb
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I am looking for a mayonnaise free potato salad recipe.

I have, sadly, misplaced my recipe for a family favorite potato salad. The salad had celery seed, cucumbers, eggs, onions, sugar, vinegar,and Yukon Gold potatoes. Unfortunately, I can't remember additional ingredients or measurements. Does this salad sound familiar to anyone? I've tried to Google it but, have not found anything comparable. Thank you for your time!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Mayonnaise is one of those rare substances that is great with so many things, but just absolutely revolting when eaten by itself.
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And that’s when lil’ Tyrone realised he should’ve gone for the mayonnaise
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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What's the best way to wash mayonnaise out of trouser pockets?
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Cyka! β€œTapeworm Shot” seems Slav, vodka and mayonnaise...
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Costco Jacket/Baked Potato with Tuna Mayonnaise and Cheese. Any calorie estimates for this? Not sure about how much this weighs
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19
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Thanks, I hate mayonnaise drink
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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Boris will never eat mayonnaise again.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25
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"L'homme Fantaisie" - Roasted honey ham, swiss cheese and black truffle mayonnaise on a toasted roll. Serve with either a tall glass of cranberry juice or better yet, a nice glass of red wine 😁
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WHAT is the brand mayonnaise that Burger King uses on their Whoppers?
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How to put mayonnaise on your pancakes
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Mayonnaise bag time
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Miracle Whip is better than Mayonnaise

I like mayonnaise on a sandwich, but the zing from Miracle Whip takes it to a whole new level. I wish everything made with mayo was made with Miracle Whip instead.

A lot of people I know prefer regular mayo over miracle whip. I don’t understand why anyone would feel this way. Mayonnaise tastes okay but is much more bland.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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What is the superior condiment; Mayonnaise or Hot Sauce?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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This woman holds the world record for being able to eat the most mayonnaise the quickest

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