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At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. ‟All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, ‟But what’s the dollar for?” ‟Well,” she said, ‟Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ’Screw him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea.”
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
We've had the same lawn crew and pool guy for many months. Is it customary or expected to give them a tip or small gift for the holidays? Do you all do it?
Edit: if you don’t like tipping- good for you. I am not trying to make any sort of political statement- it’s simply a gesture to show your appreciation. These industries don’t expect to be tipped and it’s not expected of you, just a kind way to show appreciation for the often under-appreciated workers who make our lives a little easier. I do vote for higher pay, better industry standards, and unionization for these workers but guess what? That hasn’t happened yet so I can still fight for what’s right with my vote and voice AND still give gifts and tips! Who woulda thought?!
Shoutout to the dude who helped jumpstart Chicago Dog Walk. Just an absolute character and someone I have to see on camera at some point.
Listening to his original episode today for the "Best Of" episodes had me laughing harder than the first time. Absolute must-listen if you have not already.