I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
I have friends who don’t agree with me smoking weed, and a boyfriend who also dislikes that i smoke the devils lettuce. Until it’s proven to be dangerous I won’t stop lighting up. Cheers 👌🏼
Kumiko Coffee Table/Lamp. I have used thrown away reclaimed wood, 277 wood pieces with most common Kumiko patterns; Asanoha, Sakura, Shippo Kikko and plain lettuce base. reddit.com/gallery/i6qezf
Cannabisaria, the Pantheon of the Devil's Lettuce
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
Does Giant Lettuce do it for anyone?
My Taco Bell ran out of lettuce
This is the moment our brave, beautiful and amazing gardai who I love so much came and saved us from the Devils lettuce 💚✊🇮🇪 youtu.be/Uy4PttYbAaY
Tupperware gifted from my MIL who is 90. She said it was originally sold for lettuce, has a tray that’s removable and keeps what’s in it above the liquid. It’s perfect for watermelon. She said she thinks she got it at a Tupperware party in the 50’s. It says made in the USA Orlando,Fla on the top.
TIL Joaquin Phoenix lived on "lettuce, asparagus and apples" to slim down for 'Joker'. The Oscar-winning actor previously revealed he'd lost over 50lbs (22.6kg) for his lead role in the movie and has admitted he undertook a "horrible diet" involving just one very limited meal a day. perthnow.com.au/entertain…
I made a quesadilla with jalapeno, avocado, butter lettuce, Mexican cheese, in a spinach wrap with a little bit of garlic. Was pretty tasty!
Marc Bergevin’s quarantine lettuce on display at his presser today
Don't touch the Devil's lettuce!
Started exercising and picking up trash while enjoying the devil's lettuce, Pure Michigan #stonercleanupinitiative imgur.com/da4wfVq
Chocolate orange + lettuce baguette (no butter)
Freshly baked homemade Jimmy Johns style french bread. Home-garden tomato, ham, roast beef, provolone, lettuce tossed with basil/oregano red wine vinaigrette, ground mustard, mayo.
"Can you cut all the stems out of the lettuce for my salad?"
I am absolutely dumbfounded. I've been in the restaurant industry for three years and I think I might have gotten the most "wtf" guest today.
She demanded that we make her a special batch of Caesar salad for her with absolutely no stems in the lettuce (she just wanted leafy portions, she threw a fit if there was even a slight crunch), she made us remake our candied bacon 8 times because "it's just not the way I like it".
And craziest thing, she threw a fit when I explained how we are operating our salad bar at the moment due to Covid-19 (guests are allowed to go up to the salad bar and request what salads they want and we make it for them). She started yelling about how she didn't want to go up there because she was scared of Covid but 30 minutes later when her friend showed up, she was happily going up to the salad bar to show off to her friend how often she comes to "fancy restaurants like this".
...I was literally at a loss for words.
Hotdog hugged by a slice of cheese in a bag on a bed of lettuce onion salad accompanied by a slice of white bread
[Self drafted/garment traced] I kept seeing instructions on how to make lettuce hems and wanted to try it for myself! Baby tee made from leftover fabric scraps. Embroidered milk is a Mollie Johanson design from The Spruce Eats blog. It's so dumb but I love this piece.
Seared ahi tuna, curry mayo, avocado, lettuce, and onion on an everything ciabatta
[18m] So yeah about me. I m from Austria and have way too much freetime. So I am bored af, looking for people to chat with, play vr or smoke the devils lettuce. Gotta fill the 150 character limit: Anyone knows a good lasagna recipe?
[oc] hey kid wanna buy some lettuce
Le funny tasting lettuce has arrived
I made the infamous halal chicken, but with a small twist. Baba ganoush instead of the standard lettuce and tomato. imgur.com/CSINyrC
Regardless of what D.A.R.E. told me, I've never had the urge to use any of my firearms, nor put them in my mouth, after smoking the devils lettuce.
Did they do any research before they assumed all drugs were bath-salts?
Remember when that hobo ate that other hobos face?
Lunch everyday - Vegan chicken salad on a vegan croissant with “mayo,” “cheese” and lettuce.
Tray of lettuce all set for harvest
Bacon, lettuce,tomato, turkey, mayo mixed with Sriracha
I just realised there are more than one type of lettuce...
My family doesn’t eat very well. Standard British fare of frozen brown foods.
I decided to start cooking for myself, so I look up salad recipes- one of the ingredients was “romaine lettuce”. Cue confusion. Now I know there are two types of lettuce, iceberg and romaine.. very weird
Edit: had a salad. It was good. I will continue to have salads in the future.
Lettuce, Herb and flower skateboard salad braah
The Devil’s Lettuce - MAC1 - OnePlant Jax Beach - 16% - The Holy Grail of FLMMJ - 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 This is the way.
~eating iceberg lettuce in a car straight from the bag~
My butter lettuce seemed dead a week ago, but it lives to see another day. This is this morning’s harvest!
Spinach is way better than lettuce in every way
Don’t get me wrong I like lettuce but I think that spinach is superior in every way to lettuce.
It tastes better-Spinach actually has a taste to it. I also rather have spinach in a salad because I think it makes a salad way better
Nutritional value-Spinach has more nutrients when compared to iceberg or romaine lettuce. Spinach has more vitamin C, iron, and magnesium when compared to lettuce. Also when it is cooked down it can be a good source of calcium.
More versatile-Spinach can be used in more ways than just salad. You can put in with pasta, eggs, rice, smoothies, etc. for some extra flavor. It also can make different kind of salads that have fruits with it that can’t really be done with lettuce.
I saw your big lettuce, here is my big celery
Homemade Italian: Rosemary Focaccia, Salami, Ham, Mortadella, Provolone, Mayo, Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, & Italian Peppers. Can’t forget jalapeño kettle chips.
Roast beef, American, lettuce, tomato, roasted peppers, onions, mayo, oil, vinegar, oregano
Ham Bhorger with or without lettuce ?
A commission to commemorate our static's second tier together, featuring a LOT of Robed Lettuce. By the amazing Sa-dui <3
In Pulp Fiction (1994), the cheeseburger that Jules ate was a real recipe that consists of a ground beef patty with cheese, lettuce, and tomato on a hamburger bun commonly found in fast food restaurants. It takes 5 minutes to make.
Ponders in the Northeast? My water lettuce is exploding due to days and days of 90+. All this from just 3 plants I bought in late May. I see why its invasive down south.
my brain when it sees a bag of lettuce, preparing to start disassociating so i can eat them straight from the bag and pretend they’re chips without throwing up because i’m literally eating grass
Made some new friends out by the lettuce!
Jumbo Lump Crab Cake Sandwich with Bacon Onion Jam, Remoulade, Heirloom Tomato & Lettuce on Brioche
My dogs got in to my garden box and ate my lettuce, this is all that romaines
Accused of Scamming for lettuce
This isn't anything too crazy compared to some of the other siuations that are posted here, but it's the first time it's ever happened to me so I wanted to share!
My husband and I were at the grocery store and headed to the self-checkout with one more package of meat than is currently allowed, so we split up in line to check out separately. He steps up to a register and I'm waiting for the next one to open up, standing right on top of a dot marked for social distancing measures, when an elderly woman at the register closest to me finishes her transaction and grabs her receipt. She takes half a step away before stopping to look more at her receipt. After a moment, she looks up at me and says, "Com'mere."
So me, thinking she can't read her receipt and just needs some help from my young eyes, steps up to look at her receipt. She starts showing me that her lettuce didn't ring up correctly, and instead of just giving her the discounted price, it charged her the regular price on top of the
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Any urban farmers out here? What are you planting right now? I just built a new wicking bed an planted with tomato, kale, lettuce, borage, calendula, nasturtium and snow/sugar snap peas.
If weed is the devil's lettuce, then bongs should be the devil's saxophone.
Chicken schnitzel, candied pecans, sharp white cheddar, sliced apple, lettuce, tomato, red onion and dijon mustard vinaigrette.
Chicken Cutlet/Prosciutto/Mozzarella/Roasted red peppers/lettuce/tomato/pesto.
My guinea pig, Sammy, passed away last night. He loved chin scratches, his favorite veggies were cucumbers and romaine lettuce, and he loved cuddling with my dog. Here’s my favorite picture of him where we staged him “playing Xbox” in his giraffe bed. We miss him dearly.
In light of the Kaiser’s disappearance, the remaining High Command have decided to crown u/P0lyc0m as our Kaiser Regent until Lettuce returns. Join the discord for more info
I’m in produce today and found this in a box of organic lettuce. At LEAST 2 inches long. Imma head out
Beneficiaries of the PPP included a lettuce farming venture backed by Trump’s son, Kushner companies, and a dentist who golfs with the president. The figures were released after a lawsuit by several news organizations, including ProPublica propublica.org/article/tr…
What truly lies below the Iceberg Lettuce
AITA for continuing to munch on romaine lettuce even though my fiancé hates it?
So, I really like to eat big leaves of romaine dipped in hummus. Like it is literally my FAVORITE snack—the fresh crunchiness, the garlic, the salt.
But my fiancé HATES the sound I make when I munch on it. He always makes me get up and go in the other room if we’re both in the kitchen (even if he’s not eating). It bothers him to apparently absurd proportions, to the point he says it makes his skin crawl. He does not feel this way about any of the other foods I eat.
I’ve had my daily romaine habit for about 10 years, and I’d be so sad to lose it, but now I’m wondering if the only ethical thing to do is give it up. We’re in quarantine and he says he can sometimes hear the munching from in the bedroom.
Also I should probably note that my fiancé is the best man I’d ever met and that we love each other very much, as is probably obvious from the fact that our biggest standing argument is about romaine lettuce.
Also, this probably shouldn’t factor in, but I do WAY MORE of
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She wanted us to make it rain lettuce 🥬🥬
I think lettuce adds absolutely nothing to a burger.
All it does is add some annoying crunchy greens with ZERO flavor and make the rest of my condiments slide around and make a mess. Lettuce has no business being on my burger.
Found this on TikTok! This looks like such a fun challenge! I especially love the lettuce :) v.redd.it/d3etrhiwfgb51
Might be getting about time to remove some lettuce...
Provolone, Porchetta, Hot Sopresatta with Kimchi and Hot Giardiniera Spread, Lemon Basil Mayo, Red Onion, Lettuce, Vinegar & Oregano - Jpgraziano collab with Kimski in Chicago Illinois
Somehow through all this, my partner and I found the strength to try whole 30. She made cod 'tacos' with lettuce wraps, homemade red cabbage slaw, and riced curry cauliflower for us yesterday and I can't tell you how much I love her for it.
Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us... 1970's Burger King!!
Spicy fried chicken sandwich. Grew the lettuce from seeds.
Dense lettuce in my sights.
Veggie burgers totally from scratch! Made the buns, patties, mayo, I even grew the lettuce.
A burger has lettuce, tomato, onion *and* pickles.
DANK IS THE DEVILS LETTUCE
I just want to use this space to shout out my girlfriend for running a lock down cake delivery from her café in Shrewsbury. She doesn't take compliments from me and she's not on Reddit so she won't see this and call me a wet lettuce.
Buttermilk and Lemonade brined fried Chicken Thigh. Homemade Pickles. Creole mustard. Blue Plate mayo. Boston Bibb lettuce. Brioche buns. Local honey drizzle. Amazing.
mandarin chicken salad jars! fruit on the bottom means the lettuce up top doesn’t wilt.
Roast beef, American, lettuce, tomato, roasted peppers, onions, mayo, oil, vinegar, oregano
Beer, whisky, then a head of lettuce with Worcestershire, Hendo's and fajita seasoning. Also had a peach for dessert.
Deliver mail. Smoke devil’s lettuce. Drink alcohol. Have sex with taco queen. Mow lawn. Call Jason asshole.
The #1 on my list, I call it the SmokeShackBurger: a combo of 2 of Shake Shack’s burgers. Double patty, bacon, pickled cherry peppers, lettuce, tomatoes, and shack sauce.
Double battered and fried chicken thigh, fried bacon with brown sugar and black pepper, Swiss cheese, tomato/onion/lettuce marinated in vinegar, slathered in homemade aioli all on hearty white toast.
Chipotle-inspired sofritas, beans, mild salsa/pico, corn salsa, guac, lettuce, and loads of extra toppings—I’m excited to try this with tater tots and chips! reddit.com/gallery/hx740r
Easy lunch idea! Taco salad for 300. This consists of romaine lettuce, taco meat, shredded cheese, light sour cream, tomatoes, salsa, and crushed tortilla chips.
Found my young prep cook harvesting lettuce from our garden with this thing. I have no words.
Found this at my local zero waste grocery store!! If you are wondering they just taste like lettuce lol