It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
#Palmeiras 0 (3) - 2 (2) River Plate
## Copa Libertadores - Semifinals 2nd leg
Venue: Palestra Itália Arena, São Paulo.
Referee: Esteban Ostojich (URU)
Time: 21:30 local (01:30 CET)
TEAMS INFO:
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Palmeiras XI (3-4-2-1): Weverton; Rocha(), Goméz, Empereur (); Menino, Rafael (), Danilo(), Viña; Roni, Scarpa (); Adriano.
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Subs: Santos (), Kuscevic(), Texeira (), Esteves, Vasconcelos (, Lima, Dos Santos, Veiga (), da Costa, Renan, de Siqueira.
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Manager: Abel Fernando Moreira Ferreira.
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River Plate XI (3-5-2): Armani; Pinola, Diaz, Rojas; Montiel, De la cruz (), Perez, Fernandez, Anglieri (); Suárez, Borré.
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Subs: Zuculini, Alvarez (), Sosa, Lux, Girotti, Casco (), Ferreira, Ponzio, Bologna, Rollheiser.
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Manager: Napoleon
MATCH EVENTS
-10': The match is going to start in 10'. Will River do the impossible? Lets hope so, or that at least they're close.
-6': Meladroit didn't answer if he is going to publish tonight's gifs or sleep, so that's probably the later. If somebody finds some, please publish them when it is required.
-3': The teams are on the pitch and singing the national anthems. Oh my god, the Libertadores without fans is terrible.
1': We start! Vamos River!
2': We start with a great hit from Pinola, the only problem is that was on a Brazilian player. No foul, plenty of time-wasting.
4': Scarpa tries Armani's concentration from 35 meters. First shot of the match.
6': Paulo "Beckenbauer" Diaz touches Scarpa on the back when jumping for a header. The Brazilian player goes down, foul.
8': Anglieri loses the ball width in an incredible way, he is definitely nervous. Anyway, good news, Meladroit confirmed he is watching the match. We will have quality GIFs this night! Now we only need the goals.
10': ARMANI! BEAUTIFUL 1 VS 1 SAVED BY THE ARGENTINIAN KEEPER. Pinola gifted the offside line to Palmeiras and the Brazillians almost had the first goal. The whole play ends in a great counter that Weverton saves
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I (17f) have a prosthetic leg. I was in public today when a small girl (maybe 5?) asked me what happened to my leg. I whispered “I’m secretly a robot, shhh, don’t tell anyone.” Her eyes went real wide and she whispered back “okay” and scurried back to her mom. I always get a kick out of little kids reactions. But then the lady standing behind me told me that I shouldn’t lie to children like that and instead teach them “acceptance and body positivity.”
I told her it’s great to teach children that, but I just like to get a laugh when I can.
I only do this sometimes when kids ask, it’s really funny to see their reactions.
AITA?
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "Ask me anything, I'll answer whatever you want."
"Okay," the guy says. "How can you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English, can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Pssssssst," and motions him over with one wing.
"I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over..." Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know... I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
Hard, Average girth, leg lost just above the knee
#Palmeiras 0 (3) - 2 (2) River Plate
## Copa Libertadores - Semifinals 2nd leg
Venue: Palestra Itália Arena, São Paulo.
Referee: Esteban Ostojich (URU)
Time: 21:30 local (01:30 CET)
TEAMS INFO:
-
Palmeiras XI (3-4-2-1): Weverton; Rocha(), Goméz, Empereur (); Menino, Rafael (), Danilo(), Viña; Roni, Scarpa (); Adriano.
-
Subs: Santos (), Kuscevic(), Texeira (), Esteves, Vasconcelos (, Lima, Dos Santos, Veiga (), da Costa, Renan, de Siqueira.
-
Manager: Abel Fernando Moreira Ferreira.
vs.
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River Plate XI (3-5-2): Armani; Pinola, Diaz, Rojas; Montiel, De la cruz (), Perez, Fernandez, Anglieri (); Suárez, Borré.
-
Subs: Zuculini, Alvarez (), Sosa, Lux, Girotti, Casco (), Ferreira, Ponzio, Bologna, Rollheiser.
-
Manager: Napoleon
MATCH EVENTS
-10': The match is going to start in 10'. Will River do the impossible? Lets hope so, or that at least they're close.
-6': Meladroit didn't answer if he is going to publish tonight's gifs or sleep, so that's probably the later. If somebody finds some, please publish them when it is required.
-3': The teams are on the pitch and singing the national anthems. Oh my god, the Libertadores without fans is terrible.
1': We start! Vamos River!
2': We start with a great hit from Pinola, the only problem is that was on a Brazilian player. No foul, plenty of time-wasting.
4': Scarpa tries Armani's concentration from 35 meters. First shot of the match.
6': Paulo "Beckenbauer" Diaz touches Scarpa on the back when jumping for a header. The Brazilian player goes down, foul.
8': Anglieri loses the ball width in an incredible way, he is definitely nervous. Anyway, good news, Meladroit confirmed he is watching the match. We will have quality GIFs this night! Now we only need the goals.
10': ARMANI! BEAUTIFUL 1 VS 1 SAVED BY THE ARGENTINIAN KEEPER. Pinola gifted the offside line to Palmeiras and the Brazillians almost had the first goal. The whole play ends in a great counter that Weverton saves
... keep reading on reddit ➡
